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TO BE A COOL

KID ALL YOU HAVE

TO DO IS COME ALONG

COOL KID’S LUNCH

All My Loving Beatles Hear this song at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWvurnpKjE4

From: Richard G’s Ukulele Songbook www.scorpex.net/Uke

Intro: [C] [G] [C] Close your [Dm] eyes and I'll [G7] kiss you To[C]morrow I'll [Am] miss you Re[F]member I'll [Dm] always be [Bb] true [G7] And then [Dm] while I'm a[G7]way I'll write [C] home ev'ry [Am] day And I'll [F] send all my [G7] loving to [C] you

I'll pre[Dm]tend that I'm [G7] kissing The [C] lips I am [Am] missing And [F] hope that my [Dm] dreams will come [Bb] true [G7] And then [Dm] while I'm [G7] away I'll write [C] home ev'ry [Am] day And I'll [F] send all my [G7] loving to [C] you

[C] All my [Am/C] loving [C+] I will send to [C] you [C] All my [Am/C] loving [C+] darling I'll be [C] true

Instrumental: [F] [C] [Dm] [G7] [C]

Close your [Dm] eyes and I'll [G7] kiss you To[C]morrow I'll [Am] miss you Re[F]member I'll [Dm] always be [Bb] true [G7] And then [Dm] while I'm a[G7]way I'll write [C] home ev'ry [Am] day And I'll [F] send all my [G7] loving to [C] you

All my [Am/C] loving [C+] I will send to [C] you All my [Am/C] loving [C+] darling I'll be [C] true All my [Am/C] loving all my [C] loving ooh All my [Am/C] loving I will send to [C] you

I Ain't Got No Nose A parody of I Ain’t Got No Home by Woody Guthrie, lyrics by Blind Lemming Chiffon

I IV I I ain't got no nose. I used to sniff around. V7 I was a nosy parker, and I sniffed from town to town. I IV I Then my nose fell off, and my face was covered with gore. I V7 I Now I ain’t got no nose on my face any more. My brothers and my sisters also don’t have a nose. A genetic mutation caused them to decompose. I couldn’t find a replacement at any hardware store And I ain't got no nose on my face anymore. I played nose flute for a living, and I was always poor Sometimes I’d make a nickel, sometimes three or four. Then a juggler took my corner, there by the liquor store, And I ain't got no nose on my face anymore. I once had a nose that was beautiful to see. Jimmy Durante didn’t have nothin’ on me. Now nothing at all seems like it was before 'Cause I ain't got no nose on my face anymore Now as I look around, it's mighty plain to see If you ain’t got no nose, you look a lot like me. We should stick together, though I don’t know what for. I ain't got no nose on my face any more. I plan to change keys once or twice in the middle of the song just to be obnoxious. You should be able to follow the chords.!

Sunshine On My Shoulders - John Denver 1971 W/M John Denver, Mike Taylor, Dick Kniss (Intro:) G C (Chorus:) G C G C G C G C Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy G C G C Am D Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry G C G C G C G C Sunshine on the water looks so lovely G C G C G C G C Sunshine almost always makes me high G C G C G C G C If I had a day that I could give you G C Am D Am6 I'd give to you a day just like today G C G C G C G C If I had a song that I could sing for you G C G C G C G C I'd sing a song to make you feel this way (Repeat Chorus) G C G C G C G C If I had a tale that I could tell you G C Am D Am6 I'd tell a tale sure to make you smile G C G C G C G C If I had a wish that I could wish for you G C G C G C G C I'd make a wish for sunshine all the while (Repeat Chorus) (Tag:) G C G C Sunshine almost all …… the time ……… (nc) G C G C G C G(1) makes me high

(from Internet Ultimate Guitar / arr. 9/2015 DUC – Brad)

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Head, Shoulders, Knees and ToesUnknown

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It's A Heartache Bonnie Tyler [F] Hear this song at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8VGQTtENSs

From: Richard G’s Ukulele Songbook www.scorpex.net/uke.htm

It's a [F] heartache nothing but a [Am] heartache Hits you when it's [Bb] too late hits you when you're [F] down [C] It's a [F] fool's game nothing but a [Am] fool's game Standing in the [Bb] cold rain feeling like a [F] clown [C]

It's a [F] heartache nothing but a [Am] heartache Love him till your [Bb] arms break then he lets you [F] down [C]

It ain't [Bb] right with love to [C] share When you [Am] find he doesn't [Dm] care for [C] you It ain't [Bb] wise to need some[C]one As much as [Am] I depended [Dm] on [C] you

It's a [F] heartache nothing but a [Am] heartache Hits you when it's [Bb] too late hits you when you're [F] down [C] It's a [F] fool's game nothing but a [Am] fool's game Standing in the [Bb] cold rain feeling like a [F] clown [C]

It's a [F] heartache nothing but a [Am] heartache Love him till your [Bb] arms break then he lets you [F] down [C]

It ain't [Bb] right with love to [C] share When you [Am] find he doesn't [Dm] care for [C] you It ain't [Bb] wise to need some[C]one As much as [Am] I depended [Dm] on [C] you

Oh it's a [F] heartache nothing but a [Am] heartache Love him till your [Bb] arms break then he lets you [F] down [C] It’s a [F] fool’s game nothing but a [Am] fool's game Standing in the [Bb] cold rain feeling like a [F] clown [C] It's a [F] heartache

ALL OF ME 4/4 1…2…1234

All of me, why not take all of me?

Can’t you see I’m no good with-out you?

Take my lips, I want to lose them.

Take my arms, I’ll never use them.

Your good-byes left me with eyes that cry.

How can I go on, dear, with-out you?

You took the part that once was my heart, so why not take all of me?

ALL OF ME 4/4 1…2…1234

C E7 All of me, why not take all of me? A7 Dm Can’t you see I’m no good with-out you? E7 Am Take my lips, I want to lose them. D7 Dm7 G7 G7+5 Take my arms, I’ll never use them. C E7 Your good-byes left me with eyes that cry. A7 Dm How can I go on, dear, with-out you? F F#dim C A7 Dm7-5 G7 C F C You took the part that once was my heart, so why not take all of me?

MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER 4/4 1...2...1234

Intro: (2 beats each)

Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube,oh, oh, oh, oh!

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine calls her on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Jo-o-o-oan?"

But as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene.

She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, so he waits behind.

Writing fifty times, I must not be so-o-o-o.

p.2 Maxwell's Silver Hammer

But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind.

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

Interlude: Sil - ver ham -mer oo oo oo

P. C. Thirty-One said, "We've caught a dirty one." Maxwell stands alone,

Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery, say he must go free

The judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o.

But as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from behind.

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead.

Whoa, whoa, whoa................. 8 8 8 2 2 2

MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER 4/4 1...2...1234 Intro: (2 beats each) C E7 Am C7 F G7 C G7 C A7 Dm Dm7 Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home G7 C G7 Late nights all alone with a test-tube,oh, oh, oh, oh! C A7 Dm Dm7 Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine calls her on the phone G7 C G7 "Can I take you out to the pictures, Jo-o-o-oan?" D7 G7 But as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door C D7 Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head G7 Dm G7 C G7 C Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. C A7 Dm Dm7 Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed G7 C G7 Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene. C A7 Dm Dm7 She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, so he waits behind. G7 C G7 Writing fifty times, I must not be so-o-o-o. D7 G7 But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind. C D7 Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head G7 Dm G7 C G7 C Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. C E7 Am C7 F G7 C Interlude: Sil - ver ham -mer oo oo oo C A7 Dm Dm7 P. C. Thirty-One said, "We've caught a dirty one." Maxwell stands alone, G7 C G7 Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh! C A7 Dm Dm7 Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery, say he must go free G7 C G7 The judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o. D7 G7 But as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from behind. C D7 Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head G7 Dm G7 Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead. C D7 G7 Dm G7 C C7 Whoa, whoa, whoa................. 8 8 8 2 2 2

Wild Thing – Troggs I IV V IV Wild Thing, You make my I IV V IV Heart sing, You Make I IV V IV Everything Groovy I IV V Wild Thing I IV V A D E C F G G C D D G A

The Boa Constrictor Song Peter, Paul and Mary G D I'm being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor D G I'm being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor G C I'm being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor C D G and I don't like it very much G D G Ooooooh nooooo, oh no, he swallowed my toe, he swallowed my toe D G Oh gee, Oh gee, he’s up to my knee, he’s up to my knee D G Oh fiddle, Oh fiddle, he’s reached my middle, he’s reached my middle D G Oh heck, Oh heck he’s up to my neck, he’s up to my neck D G(mute the strings) Oh dread, Oh dread he swallowed my (Slurrrrpppp --BURP)!

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With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm

In the tower of London, large as life,

The ghost of Anne Boleyn walks, they declare.

Poor Anne Boleyn was once King Henry's wife,

Until he had the headsman bob her hair.

Ah, yes, he did her wrong long years ago,

And she comes up at night to tell him so ...

Chorus

With her head tucked underneath her arm, she walks the bloody Tower.

With her head tucked underneath her arm at the midnight hour.

She comes to haunt King Henry, she means giving him what for.

Gadzooks, she's going to tell him off for having spilled her gore.

And just in case the headsman wants to give her an encore,

She has her head tucked underneath her arm.

Sometimes gay King Henry gives a spread

For all his pals and gals and ghostly crew.

The headsman carves the joint and cuts the bread,

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Then in comes Anne Boleyn to queer the do.

She holds her head up with a wild war whoop,

And Henry cries, "Don't drop it in the soup!"

Chorus

One night she caught King Henry, he was in the castle bar.

Said he, "Are you Jane Seymour, Anne Boleyn, or Catherine Parr?

How the heck am I supposed to know just who you are,

With your head tucked underneath your arm?"

Along the drafty corridors for miles and miles she goes.

She often catches cold, poor thing, it's cold there when it blows.

And it's awfully awkward for the Queen to have to blow her nose,

With her head tucked underneath her arm.

With her head tucked, head tucked, underneath her arm.

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DOCTOR MY EYES – Jackson Browne 1972 (C) (Intro): C, Bb F C, Bb F C (C) Doctor my eyes have seen the years, Em Am And the slow parade of fears, without crying F C Now I want to understand. (C) I have done all that I could, Em Am To see the evil and the good, without hiding F C You must help me if you can. Am C Doctor, my eyes….., tell me what is wrong, Am G7sus4 F C Was I unwise to leave them open for so long? (C) ‘Cause I have wandered through this world Em and as each moment has unfurled, Am F C I’ve been waiting to awaken from these dreams. (C) People go just where they will, Em Am I never noticed them until I got this feeling F C That it’s later than it seems. Am C Doctor, my eyes….., tell me what you see, Am G7sus4 F C I hear their cries, just say if it’s too late for me. (Musical Interlude) Bb F C (X4) Am C Doctor, my eyes….., cannot see the sky. Am G7sus4 F C (F/C C fade) Is this the prize, for having learned how not to cry

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IT'S IN HER (or HIS) KISS-Rudy Clark 4/4 1...2...1234

Does she love me, I wanna know, how can I tell if she loves me so.

(Is it in her eyes?) Oh, no, you'll be de-ceived, (Is it in her eyes?) Oh, no, she'll make be-lieve,

If you wanna know if she loves you so, it's in her kiss (That's where it is-oh, yeah!)

( Or is it in her face?) Oh, no, that's just her charms (In her warm em-brace?) Oh, no, that's just her arms

If you wanna know if she loves you so, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!)

Oh, oh, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!)

Oh, oh, oh, hug her, and squeeze her tight, and find out what you want to know

If it's love, if it really is, it's there in her kiss

(How 'bout the way she acts?) Oh, no, that's not the way, you're not listenin' to all I say

p.2. It's In Her (or His) Kiss

If you wanna know if she loves you so, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!)

Oh, yeah, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!)

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Oh, oh, oh, hug her, and squeeze her tight, and find out what you want to know

If it's love, if it really is, it's there in her kiss

(How 'bout the way she acts?) Oh, no, that's not the way, you're not listenin' to all I say

If you wanna know if she loves you so, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!)

Oh, yeah, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!) Oh, yeah, it's in her kiss (It's in her kiss!)

IT'S IN HER (HIS) KISS-Rudy Clark 4/4 1...2...1234 A G A Does she love me, I wanna know, how can I tell if she loves me so. Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Em7 A7 (Is it in her eyes?) Oh, no, you'll be deceived, (Is it in her eyes?) Oh, no, she'll make be-lieve, D Bm G A7 D G A7 If you wanna know if she loves you so, it's in her kiss (That's where it is-oh, yeah!) Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Em7 A7 ( Or is it in her face?) Oh, no, that's just her charms (In her warm em-brace?) Oh, no, that's just her arms D Bm G A7 D G A7 If you wanna know if she loves you so, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!) D G D Oh, oh, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!) F#7 Bm Oh, oh, oh, hug her, and squeeze her tight, and find out what you want to know E7 A7 Em7 A7 If it's love, if it really is, it's there in her kiss Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Em7 A7 (How 'bout the way she acts?) Oh, no, that's not the way, you're not listenin' to all I say D Bm G A7 D G A7 If you wanna know if she loves you so, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!) D G A7 Oh, yeah, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!) Instrumental: | Em7 A7 | Em7 A7 | D D6 | D D6 | Em7 A7 | Em7 A7 | D | | F#7 Bm Oh, oh, oh, hug her, and squeeze her tight, and find out what you want to know E7 A7 Em7 A7 If it's love, if it really is, it's there in her kiss Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Em7 A7 (How 'bout the way she acts?) Oh, no, that's not the way, you're not listenin' to all I say D Bm G A7 D G A7 If you wanna know if she loves you so, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!) D G A7 D G D Oh, yeah, it's in her kiss (That's where it is!) Oh, yeah, it's in her kiss (It's in her kiss!)

[G] I know a cat named Way Out WillieHe's got a cool little chick named Rockin' MillieHe can [C] walk and stroll and Susie QAnd [G] do that crazy hand jive too

[G] Papa told Willie, you'll ruin my homeYou and that hand jive have got to go[C] Willie said, Papa, don't put me downThey're [G] doin' the hand jive all over town

ChorusHand [C] jive, hand [G] jive, hand [D] jive, Doin' that crazy hand [G] jive

[G] Mama, Mama look at Uncle JoeHe's doin' that hand jive with sister Flo[C] Grandma gave baby sister a dimeSaid, [G] do that hand jive one more time

[G] Well, the doctor and the lawyer and Indian chiefThey all dig that crazy beat[C] Way Out Willie gave 'em all a treatWhen he [G] did that hand jive with his feet

Chorus

[G] Willie and Millie got married last fallThey had a little Willie Junior, and a-that ain't allYou know, the [C] baby got famous in his crib, you see[G] Doin' that hand jive on TV

Chorus

Willie And The Hand Jive - Johnny Otis

Billboard #9 1958

I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore by Snake Oil Willie Band

Intro F C7 F

F Bb Well my body could use a little slimmin' keep my shirt on when I go swimmin' F C7 F And I ain't seen my feet since 1984…the old lady wants a roll in the hay, Bb F C7 F We turn the lights down all the way…'cause I don't look good naked anymore. CHORUS Bb F No, I don't look good naked anymore…I'm a deep fried, double-wide version C7 F Bb Of the man I was before. If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit through the door, F C7 F And I don't look good naked anymore. F Bb Well I used to be a hell of a man, I chopped wood with just one hand. F C7 F But I can't do the things I done before. Well it all happened kind of slow, Bb F C7 F But I guess I kinda let myself go…now I don't look good naked anymore. CHORUS F Bb With each and every passing year, came a lot of french fries and beer. F C7 F And my belly hung a little closer to the floor. Now, my belly is as big as a truck, Bb F C7 F And the old lady don't wanna SHE DON'T WANNA! Cause I don't look good naked anymore. CHORUS CHORUS F C7 F C7 F Tag: No, I don't look good naked anymore! !

YOUR CHEATIN’ HEART 4/4 1…2…1234

Your cheatin’ heart will make you weep

You’ll cry and cry and try to sleep

But sleep won’t come the whole night through

Your cheatin’ heart will tell on you.

When tears come down like falling rain

You’ll toss around and call my name

You’ll walk the floor the way I do

Your cheatin’ heart will tell on you.

YOUR CHEATIN’ HEART 4/4 1…2…1234 G7 C C7 F Your cheatin’ heart will make you weep G7 C G7 You’ll cry and cry and try to sleep C C7 F But sleep won’t come the whole night through G7 C Your cheatin’ heart will tell on you. F C

When tears come down like falling rain D7 G7 Gdim G7 You’ll toss around and call my name C C7 F

You’ll walk the floor the way I do G7 C F C Your cheatin’ heart will tell on you.

THE$HAWAIIAN$HOKEY$POKEY$!!(from!Internet!and!DUC!Songbook)!!!(vamp)!5!G7!C7!F!!(X2)%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!You!put!your!po’o!in,!!(head)!!You!put!your!po’o!out,!!You!put!your!po’o!in,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C7!And!you!shake!it!all!about.!!You!do!the!ami!ami!!(hip%rolls)!!As!you!go!around!the!isle,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!That’s!the!Hawaiian!style.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!You!put!your!opu!in,!!(tummy)!!You!put!your!opu!out,!!You!put!your!opu!in,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C7!And!you!shake!it!all!about.!!You!do!the!ami!ami!!As!you!go!around!the!isle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!That’s!the!Hawaiian!style.!!!!!!F!You!do!the!ami!ami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C7!Do!the!ami!ami,!!Do!the!ami!ami,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!That’s!the!Hawaiian!style.!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!You!put!your!okole!in,!!(bottom)!!You!put!your!okole!out,!!You!put!your!okole!in,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C7!And!you!shake!it!all!about!!You!do!the!ami!ami!!As!you!go!around!the!isle,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!That’s!the!Hawaiian!style.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!You!put!your!kino!in,!!(wholeself)!!You!put!your!kino!out,!!You!put!your!kino!in,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C7!And!you!shake!it!all!about.!!You!do!the!ami!ami!!As!you!go!around!the!isle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!That’s!the!Hawaiian!style.!!!!!F!You!do!the!ami!ami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C7!Do!the!ami!ami,!!Do!the!ami!ami,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F!!!!!!!(vamp)!!!That’s!the!Hawaiian!style.!!!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$(revised$arr.$6/23/2015$–$brad)$