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THAT SUSAN. SHE IS SO EMOTIONAL ON FACEBOK ALL THE TIME. WHY

DOES SHE DO THAT?

I THINK SHE IS AWESOME. MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY LIFE EVERYTIME I SEE

THE TRAIN WRECK THAT IS HERS.

YEAH YOU HAVE A POINT!

BEING IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE ON EARTH WITH THE

MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO ME IS PARADISE !

SHHH! LET ME UPLOAD ALL THE WEDDING PHOTOS FIRST!

BOB DYLAN WAS RIGHT THE TIMES THEY ARE CHANGING BUT IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS

THE JOKER IS IN DHAKA , I MUST CAPTURE HIM BEFORE HE WREAKS HAVOC LIKE IN GOTHAM!

I FOUND HIM. ON THE ROOF OF THAT BUILDING.

THIS SHOULDNT BE SO HARD.

JUST ANOTHER ROUTINE NIGHT.

WHAT THE HELL?

OH SHIT!!

THE DARK KNIGHT

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OWW!!!! GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL! I WHATS WITH THIS

CITY?

FOUND YOU!

BATMAN!!!!

JUST GIVE YOURSELF UP!SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS GO OUT

WHAT THE ….

THIS IS MY CHANCE…. ADIOS, BATMAN!

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THIS CITY? GOOD THING BATS ARE NOTCURNAL! I CAN STILL GET HIM

BEFORE HE REACHES THE ARMORED CAR!

I HAVE THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, THERE’S NO WAY HE CAN

REACH FASTER THAN ME

AFTER TWO HOURS

200 FEET IN 2 HOURS? THAT HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD :/ 5

NO BATMAN IN SIGHT! THIS IS GONNA BE THE EASIEST HEIST OF MY LIFE!

STOP THE CAR!!!

THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT? IT’S ALL EMPTY!

THE WAY THE POLITICIANS TAKE BRIBES ITS LUCKY WE STILL HAVE

THE CAR.

ALFRED, THIS CITY ISNT WORTH IT.! JUST SEND THE BATPLANE AND GET ME OUT OF

HERE!

WAIT!!!!

JOKER??

GIVE ME A LIFT, WILL YOU? THIS CITY HAS NO PLACE

FOR A PETTY THIEF LIKE ME!

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I AM SORRY, THE BOOK IS GOOD BUT IT JUST WON”T

MAKE A GOOD MOVIE!

YEAH, ME TOO!

STOP, LOOK AT THAT FIRST!

OOH LA LA !

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SPORTS VANDALS EXIST IN ALL SPORTS. BUT SOME SIMPLE POLICIES CAN BE USED TO CURB THEIR ENTHUSIASM. HERE ARE SOME IDEAS.

WAIT, WAIT, LET ME GET RID OF THESE

CHAIRS FIRST! MY WIFE’S GONNA KILL

ME!

YOU KNOW, FOR SOME

REASON, I DON’T FEEL

LIKE FIGHTING ANYMORE

LET’S GET THE HELL OUT

OF HERE BEFORE HE

CALLS US ON STAGE!

YEAH, LETS JUST BEHAVE PROPERLY AND

PISS THEM OFF INSTEAD.!!!

LET’S GO!

FUCK THAT. LETS GO I CAN’T WAIT!

EDWARD CULLEN IS SO DREAMY......

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SIDE EFFECTS OF

THE ECONOMIC RECESSION

THE ECONOMIC RECESSION HAS HAD MANY ECONOMIC EFFECTS, BUT ALSO SOME INTERESTING SIDE EFFECTS. HERE’S A LOOK AT HOW DIFFERENT INDUSTRIES GOT

AFFECTED BY THE RECESSION.

MUSIC

LET’S SAVE SOME MONEY BY GETTING RID OF

SCRIPTWRITERS AND MAKE THE SAME MOVIE AGAIN AS A

SEQUEL

HANGOVER 2

PROFESSIONAL SINGERS ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE! LET’S TAKE THIS

STRRIPPER, AUTONE HER VOICE AND MAKE HER AN INTERNATIONAL

SENSATION.

KESHA

TV

BOOKS

POLITICS

SCRIPTS AND STARS, IN THIS ECONOMY WHO CAN AFFORD IT?

LETS JUST GO HOLLYWOOD AND TAKE A STORY FIT FOR ONE BOOK AND

DRAG IT OUT TO FOUR BOOKS AND SELL IT TO TEENAGERS.

GETTING CAMPAIGN MONEY IS GOING TO BE REALLY HARD DURING THIS RECESSION. I

THINK WE SHOULD WAIT TILL YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN TO CAPTURE

OSAMA.V

. NO PROBLEM. LETS JUST FILM A BUNCH OF INBRED IDIOTS AND CALL

IT REALITY TV. CHA CHING.

BRILLIANT IDEA!

TRAVELLING HAS BECOME A COMPLETE BORE!

I KNOW, PHOTO UPLOADS, STATUS UPDATES, COMMENTS…. REALLY

MISS THOSE DAYS WHEN ALL YOU HAD TO DO TO MAKE PEOPLE JEALOUS WAS TO JUST NAME DROP PLACES YOU WENT TO.

I HAVE BECOME A HUGE FAN OF LADY GAGA,…

SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU,…

SHHH!! JUST GO WITH IT.THIS IS THE ONLY WAY MY KID WILL

STOP LISTENING TO THAT CRAP. NO TEENAGER WANTS TO

LISTEN TO WHAT HER MOTHER LIKES.

UHH!

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THELOUD FLATMATES GIRLFRIEND

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1. SET THE FIRE ALARM

COME ON, BURN FASTER, FASTER!!!

Syphillis is a grave disease that can cause

YEOOW!!

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING!!

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLATMATE WITH A GIRLFRIEND WHO IS A LITTLE TOO LOUD FOR YOUR TASTE? HERE ARE SOME IDEAS ON HOW TO CURB HER ENTHUSIASM!

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HEY! DUDE DID YOU KNOW THE WATER IN THE TOILET SPINS COUNTERCLOCKWISE?

BABY BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY BABY

NOOOO…

OH GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!!!

MY PROFILE PICS HAVE BECOME SO BORING! TIME TO

GET A NEW BOYFRIEND

IF THIS EVER GETS TO THE MEDIA, WE ARE DONE FOR.

DON’T WORRY. WE WILL JUST GET SOME CELEBRITY TO DO SOMETHING STUPID AND PEOPLE WILL FORGET ALL

ABOUT IT. I HEAR CHARLIE SHEEN IS AVAILABLE.

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EDITED BY ZUBIER ABDULLAH and AYESHA MAHMOOD