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The best & most popular A5 glossy magazine on the Costa del Sol for English speaking people.
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February 2012 No 59
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Happy Valentines to all the romantics!! If you arewondering where to go for a nice romantic dinnercheck out our bar and restaurant guide from page52. Or if you are single you might want to take a
look at our pulling techniques starting on page 62 – they are sure to come in useful! Its celebration time later this year, Queen Elizabeth II came to the throne on the 6thFebruary 1952 and this month marks the 60th anniversary, the official celebrations will takeplace in June.It’s pancake day on the 21st February, our friends at the retro, are having pancake day so ifyour preference is savour or sweet get along there and see how many you can manage!!Talking of The Retro, you may remember the competition we ran last month, we had loadsand loads of entires and have decided to run it again, so if you fancy trying again, or didn’tenter last month, see page 65 and send your entries to us [email protected] - you never know – it could be you!And for those that think there just aren’t enough hours in the day, you will be pleased tohear that we have an extra day this month……………… make the most of it!
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AA WW oo mm aa nn ’’ ss WW oo rr ll ddA the tale of a very mean man.....
This man had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and unbelievably tight. He told his wife, "When I
die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the coffin
with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
So he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
when he died, she would put all of the money in the coffin
with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the coffin,
his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sit-
ting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just
before the undertakers got ready to close the coffin, the
wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her,
she leaned over coffin and placed the box in the man’s
hands. Then the undertakers screwed down the lid of the
coffin, and they rolled it away. Her friend said, "I know you
weren't silly enough to put all that money in there with
your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I can't go
back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put
that money in that coffin with him." "You mean to tell me
you put that money in the coffin with him!!!!?"
"I did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
bank account and wrote him a cheque.
If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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HHOOTT GGOOSSSS!!Heidi Klum and Seal confirm split...After a lot of speculation about the state oftheir marriage, Heidi Klum and Seal have now CONFIRMED that they are divorc-ing. In a statement given to Us Weekly the couple says: “While we have enjoyedseven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching wehave decided to separate. We have had the deepest respect for one anotherthroughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we havegrown apart. Call us naïve, but we always thought that Seal and Heidi seemed rocksolid. This is very sad news indeed.Paradis & Depp... French actress Vanessa Paradis has spoken about feeling ‘in the
depths of myself’ as her 14-year relationship with Hollywood star Johnny Depp is said tobe on the brink of collapse. Miss Paradis hinted at the strains on her in real life in inter-views to promote her latest film. The star, 39, who has two children with the Pirates OfThe Caribbean star, was in Paris promoting Cafe De Flore, in which she plays a singlemother. The actress, who did not refer to Depp by name, claimed she didn’t believe inmarriage or soulmates because ‘if you lose your soulmate everything is done for’.Simon Cowell on engagement to Mezhgan Hussainy: “We’re on a break”
Simon Cowell spent his Christmas break relaxing in St. Barts with a gaggle of beautiful women – including ex-girlfriend Sinitta. But one lady was noticeably absent– his fiancé Mezhgan Hussainy. The TV mogul has now admitted that his relation-ship with his make-up artist fiancé is “complicated” and that he shouldn’t have calledher “The One”. “It’s quite a complicated relationship. We have had a break fromeach other, and we are still incredibly close,” Simon says in the Sunday Mirror. “I’mvulnerable. It’s not on, it’s not off, it’s somewhere in the middle. I don’t know if I willever get married, but I am happy.” What do you think Costa Link readers aboutSimon's attitude to relationships?
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the London Olympics (we SO want this to happen),with an insider claiming that the girls are waiting onVictoria Beckham to agree on another comeback,“Mel B is pushing for it to happen,” a source tellsRadarOnline. “It would be an opportunity of a lifetimefor the band to perform in front of a worldwide audience in front of the best athletes in their country.The holdout seems to be Posh. She has so muchgoing on ... and she isn't agreeing to it - yet!” With New York fashion week just around the corner,Victoria Beckham is stepping out from behind the
scenes to conjure up some buzz about her upcoming collections.The mother-of-four made her return to modeling for the first time since the birth of babyHarper six months ago on the cover of Japanese magazine Numéro. Victoria,37, strikes a sultry pose in a blue leather trench coat by Burberry. Thedesigner's outfit reveals a hint of black lingerie beneath and is unbuttoned todisplay her bare legs.In her personal life, Victoria and husband David have just confirmed that the
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Just in case you're stuck for what to write in yourValentines day card, these are entries to aWashington Post competition asking for a rhymewith the most romantic first line... but the leastromantic second line.
‘Thought that I could love no other that is until I metyour brother.’
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.’
‘Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face.’
‘Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pi**ed.’
‘Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.’
‘I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face.’
‘My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.’
‘I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.’
‘My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in, to smell this way?’
‘My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe ‘go to hell’’.
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crustacea love...Douglas the humble Crab and Kate the LobsterPrincess were madly and passionately in love.For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship
until one day Kate scuttled over to Douglas intears. “We can't see each other any more...” she
sobbed. “Why?” gasped Douglas. “Daddy says thatcrabs are too common,” she wailed. “He claims you are
a mere crab, and that crabs are the lowest class of crustacean and thatno daughter of his will ever marry someone who can only walk side-ways!” Douglas was shattered, and scuttled sidewards away into thedarkness to drink himself into a state of oblivion. That night, the greatLobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far and wide, dancingand merry making, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosinginstead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable. Suddenly the doors burstopen, and Douglas the crab strode in. The Lobsters all stopped theirdancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne.Slowly, painstakingly, Douglas the crab made his way across the floorand all could see that he was walking, not sideways...but forwards...Yesforwards, one claw after another! Step by step he made his approachtowards the throne, until he looked the King lobster in the eye. Therewas a deadly hush...For quite a while nobody said anything then, finally,the crab spoke..."Bugger, I’ve never been so bladdered."
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1) Who wrote ‘The JungleBook’?
2) Who played the title role in thefilm ‘Shirley Valentine’?
3) What does an ‘oologist’ (pronounced oo-all-o-gist) collect
or study?4) Who had hits with ‘I Am a Rock’
and ‘The Boxer’?5) How many US States begin with the letter ‘A’?
6) Which founder of the Mongol Empire took aname that translates as Emperor of All?
7) Who, in 1943, wrote the book ‘The Gremlins’which was later turned into a successful film?
8) Which European capital city is heated by vol-canic springs?
9) In February 2000, Frodo Baggins was the firstwhat to enter Britain under a new scheme that had
originally been suggested by the Monster RavingLoony Party?
10) Which Sports Personality was named the BBCWorldwide Sports Personality of the 20th Century?
11) The Pillars of Hercules stands either side ofwhich stretch of water?
12) In what year did decimalization of British cur-rency take place?
13) . Who was the British actor who won an Oscarfor his part in ‘The Bridge over the River Kwai’?
14) What is the name of PrinceEdward’s production company?
15) What was the WrightBrother’s first plane called?16) Which town on the RiverThames is associated with a
Royal regatta first held in 1839?17) Which Scottish City is known as
‘The Granite City’?18) Which breed of spotted dog is named after anAdriatic Coastal region?19) With which wood did Thomas Chippendalemainly work?20) Which Shakespeare play features two sets oftwins?21) Who is the Captain that hunts Moby Dick in theHermann Melville novel?22) Which imaginary line follows the 180 degreesline of longitude?23) . In the stock market, what is the opposite of abull market?24) Who was the Greek God of sleep?25) Which language is an official language ofCanada, Belgium and Switzerland?26) Apart from being rivers, what do Shannon,Forth, Tyne and Humber have in common?27) Who was the first footballer to be knighted?28) In television, what do the initials CNN standfor? Answers on page 82
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A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend on Valentinesday. As they had only just started dating, after careful con-sideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the rightnote: personal, but not too personal.
Accompanied by the girlfriend's younger sister, he went toHarrods and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister pur-chased a pair of kinckers for herself. During the wrapping,however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sistergot the gloves and the girl friend got the knickers.
The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the follow-ing note:
I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit ofwearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wearsthe short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade,
but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearingfor the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me andshe looked really smart.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands willcome into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you takethem off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturallybe a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during thecoming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night. All my love.
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Go CurlyCurly hairstyles, whether worn up or down, offer a very romantic look that's perfect for Valentine's Day. If your hair isn't naturally curly, create curls all over your head with a small barreled curling iron held vertically. After you have finished, simply run your fingers through your hair (don't brush) to create pretty, loose curls, or book some super sexy curls at Diva.Get a Manicure & PedicureThe day before Valentine's Day, get a manicure and pedicure to prepare for your special date. Your nails don't have to be super long to look good, just make sure they are neat and trimmed. Red or pink polish is perfect for Valentine's Day, but don't be afraid to experiment with other shades including nudes and metallics. De-FuzzWhat better way to feel sexy is there than to be fuzz free, and smooth? Get that all important bikini wax booked! Get BronzedBought some sexy lingerie this Valentines? Or out to find your Mr Right? A spray tan will give you a sexy golden glow that will not only wow your man, but also give you a huge confidence boost too, no more white corn beef legs! Just 20€ at Diva.Don’t Forget FragranceFor Valentine's Day, a floral fragrance is ideal. If you don't normally wear perfume, consider a scented body lotion or oil for just a touch of scent that he won't forget.Perfect Your PoutSlough away any dry skin from your lips with a washcloth. Apply a lip primer or foundation on your lips to create a base. Line your lips with a pencil liner close to your natural lip color. Apply lipstick, blot with a tissue and then apply another coat. Add a touch of gloss for some shine and super sexy kissable lips.
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LONDON (STRATFORD) will be hosting the Olympic Games in2012.You may not know is that many of the famous events, which go tomake up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for2012. A copy of these changes has been leaked, and is repro-duced below:OPENING CEREMONY: The flame will be ignited by a petrol
bomb thrown by a native of the area in the traditional dress of bal-aclava and shell suit. The flame will be contained in a large over-
turned police van situated on the roof of the stadium.THE EVENTS: In previous Olympic Games, East London's competitors have
not been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the events have beenaltered slightly to the advantage of local athletes.100 METRES SPRINT: Competitors will have to hold a DVD player and microwave oven (one ineach arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol, a police dog will be released from a cage 10yards behind the athletes.!00 METRES HURDLES: 100 METRES HURDLES: As above but with added obstacles (i.e. car bon-nets, hedges, garden fences, walls etc)HAMMER: Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use (claw,sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can cause the most physical damage within threeattempts.FENCING: FENCING: Entrants will be asked to dispose of as many stolen goods as possible in 5minutes.SHOOTING: A strong challenge is expected from local men in this event. The first target will be amoving police van. In the second round, competitors will aim at a post office clerk, bank teller orSecuricor-style wages deliveryman. The traditional .22 rifle has been replaced in this event by achoice of either a Browning automatic handgun or sawn-off 12-bore shotgun.BOXING: Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and will take place on aFriday night. The husband will be given 15 pints of lager while the wife will be told not to make himany tea when he gets home. The bout will then commence.CYCLING TIME TRIALS: Competitors will be asked to break into the University bike shed and takean expensive mountain bike owned by some mummy's boy on his first trip away from home. Allagainst the clock.CYCLING PURSUIT: CYCLING PURSUIT: As above, but the bike will be owned by a visiting memberof the Australian rugby team, who will witness the theft.MODERN PENTATHLON: Amended to include mugging, breaking and entering, flashing, joyridingand arson.
CONTINUED ON PAGE 28.....
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Bill & Steve....are enjoying a
beer and discussing thepossibility oflove. "I thought
I was in lovethree times," Bill
says."Thought?" Steve asks.
"What do you mean?""Three years ago, I cared very deeply for awoman who wanted nothing to do with me,"Bill says."Wasn't that love?" Steve asks."No, that was obsession," Bill explains."Then two years ago, I cared very deeply foran attractive woman who didn't understandme." "Wasn't that love?" asks Steve."No, that was lust," Bill replies. "And just lastyear, I met a woman while I was on a cruise.She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense ofhumor. Everywhere I followed her on thatship, I would get a very strange sensation inthe pit of my stomach.""Well, wasn't that love," asks Steve."No. That was motion sickness!" Bill replies.
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SWIMMING EVENTS: All waterways are currently being testedfor toxicity levels, once one is found that can support humanlife, swimming events will be organised, please note that theSynchronised Swimming event for this year will comprise ofdropping acid and watching all the funky ripples on the pool,the specific musical support to this event will be provided by
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MEN’S 50KM WALK: Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled asthe police cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of East London.
THE CLOSING CEREMONY: Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members ofthe Stratford Health in the Community anti-drug campaigners, synchronised rock throwing, andmusic by the Ilford community choir. The flame will be extinguished by police riot water cannonfollowing the inevitable pitch invasion by confused West Ham organised hooliganism club. Thestadium itself will then be boarded up before the local athletes break into it and remove all thecopper piping and the central heating boiler
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The concept of myofascial pain is a relative new conceptand refers to pains in the muscles and tendons. These types
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In 1983, Dr. Travell (known amongst other things for treating President Kennedy) published her book with Dr.Simons “ Myofascial Pain and Dysfunction, the Triggerpoint Manual”. This book combines almost all currentknowledge on these pains, and has become the reference book for this subject. It was Dr. Travell, together withDr. Simons, that created the concept ‘triggerpoint’. The pain is concentrated in small ‘points’ in the muscle.These points are painful when pressed and feel like hard lumps inside the muscle. The muscle fibres are inpermanent contraction and suffer from isquemia, and an energy crisis. In daily practice these points can bedetected by palpation, and cannot be seen with imaging tools such as magnetic resonance or other scanners.Blood tests also don’t work.
Muscles and tendons have for a long time been omitted as a subject in medical education. Very few doctorsknow much about the new possibilities for treatment. Doctors, in general, work with x-rays and images fromother scans. Thus, things that show up in scans, such as arthrosis and prolapsed discs get the blame for thepain. This leads to an erroneous belief that the pain cannot be relived, that it is chronic, and can only be man-aged and calmed down by medication. In so many cases, this is not the case! The pain originates from themuscles and tendons around the joint and can be cured/eased with the new treatment methods.
Myofascial pain is the cause behind many different diagnoses, such as: Arthrosis, Bursitis, Ischias syndrome,Lumbago, Frozen shoulder, Tendinitis, Fibromyalgia, Tennis elbow, Tension neck, Herniated disc etc.This is a typical example: A patient gets pain around his hip joint. The x-ray study shows some arthrosis of thejoint. As treatment he receives anti inflammatory pain medication and possibly instructions for physiotherapy.Only a very small percentage of patients are cured with this treatment. The pain continues, the tablets allevi-ate the situation slightly, but do not cure it. The pain increases after strain and becomes chronic. Because it isnot possible to fix the wear in the joint, we think that the pain too will remain. However, this is not the correctconclusion since in most cases; the pain is due to the soft tissues not the joint itself. Therefore, after a fewsessions of specific treatment with this innovative method, the pain often disappears (although the arthrosisremains!).
The treatment is directed at the so called trigger points which are inactivated. Efficient treatment combinesseveral methods. The goal is to re-establish the metabolism and the normal function of the affected tissue.
One of the most efficient treatments begins by infiltrating the triggerpoints with a weak local anaesthetic solu-tion (sometimes with a corticoid). The infiltration reduces the pain, increases the circulation and relaxes themuscle and even rinses the tissues of toxic metabolites such as lactic acid. After infiltration the use of appara-tus such as ultra sound or laser can help to relax the tissue. A very important part of the treatment is the man-ual massage and stretching of the tissue, which releases the localised spasms, and returns the normalfunction of the tissue. Usually this needs several treatment sessions. Normally 4 to 6 treatments, of 45-50mins each will be enough.
Almost as important as the treatment of the pain, is accessing and rectifying the ergonomicsof the patient. Many needs to learn about the importance of body posture and how to usethe body correctly. Rectifying bad postures and poor working habits will help to prevent thecondition reoccurring in the future.
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Several men were sit-ting around in the
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Part One: A typical macho man married a typical good-look-ing lady and after the wedding, he laid down the followingrules: “I'll be home when I want, if I want and at whattime I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expecta great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that Iwon't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozingand card-playing when I want with my old buddies and
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mind balancing classes for teens. Tickets are just €5 and children go free. www.livingwell-
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Aquarius you only have one transit this month with is the beatifying Venus this occurs from February8th to 17th. This is a nice influence, which makes you feel more loving and affectionate, and becauseyou are giving off such warm and friendly vibes it is more likely that you will attract love and specialattention. This magnetic affect also applies to other goodies such as gifts and even money. Socialisingand making new friends is favored, as is holidaying, parting, going to the movies and smooching. Thefull moon this month represents a new phase where you can set new goals for yourself relating tohabits or compulsions. You could also put this energy to good use by asking for favors or decoratingthe home. Spending money on nice things for friends, your home or on yourself would bringrewards. Have a makeover, a haircut, or buy some new clothes.
Pisces you should be looking forward to an extra special birthday this year because the new moon onFebruary 21st is in your sign. This new moon certainly puts the focus on your and your goals and plansfor the year ahead. You should be feeling more optimistic and confident this is a good time to makesome resolutions and put the wheels in motion. With Mercury also in your sign from February 14thto 19th you will be mentally alert and have extra talent for communication, ideas will flow and express-ing yourself generally will be a lot easier than of late. Lots of activity comes from this Mercury transit,a busy but rewarding time and ideal for meting old friends and breaking the ice with new contacts.Having both the Sun and Mercury together in your sign this month means you will be very centeredand focused on you, which is not a bad thing. This is the time to improve yourself and your life.
Aries, Venus is passing through your sign from February 8th to 17th. Venus themes of love, beauty,peace and creativity will be strong during these days. You will feel more loving and affectionate andwill attract more love and affection. An excellent time for spending quality time with friends, loversand for getting out and about having some fun, going to parties or seeking pleasurable or leisureactivities. Your self-esteem is boosted and the extra confidence and clarity of thought means you canwin people over, lead discussions, ask for favors, and improve all relationships. Meeting new peo-ple now is favored and new romances started during this time should be based on mutual love.Finance is also favored, spending money on yourself, beauty products and treatments. Time for lov-ing!
Gemini you may need to be more cautious with money for the first week of this month. Venus isin your sign from February 1st to 8th and can make you careless or over indulgent as far as moneyis concerned. Also apply moderation to alcohol, or even rich foods. You may be seeking more loveand affection this week, but it may not always be given. Things brighten up with two great transitsnow. Mercury from February 8th to 14th brings positive thinking and ease in communication. FromFebruary 9th to 19th, the Sun is also in your sign, which is most favorable for all areas of life. Thingswill simply flow much easier now, more harmony and balance inside is reflected in events and rela-tionships. Take advantage of the overlapping period of these two fortunate transits, from February9th to 14th. This is the ideal time to express your self who you are and where you are going.
Taurus, you have two very favorable transits this month. From February 14th to 19th, Mercury willstimulate the brain and bring increased communications and activity close to home. This busy timeis ideal to make progress by catching up on paperwork when you are alone, but you will find thatyou will be more involved with friends and neighbors, going out on errands and generally inter-acting with others more than usual. Catch up with friends, apply for a job or start blogging!February the 21st’s new moon will bring a more positive focus and turn communications moretoward personal advancement. You should feel a boost to the ego and the extra confidence andpride will allow you promote yourself and your plans. Work and relationships should flow moresmoothly and you should face less resistance to your plans than usual.
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Capricorn you have a very strong and high energy Mars transit as the major influence for the monthahead. From February 12th to March 13th, Mars boosts your confidence and sex appeal making itmuch easier to get ahead in life. You should feel more sexual and will be more attractive to others,which will fire up sexual relationships and attract new admirers. You can project you self boldly andforcefully without aggravating others, they should appreciate your directness and purpose as youknow what you want and are keen to achieve it. Sport, fighting, creativity and sex are favored. It isa good idea to use this extra energy to attain your desires now, especially from February 19th to 25th.At this time the high confidence and enthusiasm you are feeling is supported by a very sharp mindand communication skills. Take the initiative to get more out of life.
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Cancer you can look forward to a strong and sexy Mars transit from February 12th to March 13th. Thisis the strongest influence ahead this month Mars in your sign will give you a great boost in energy lev-els, self confidence and the ability to have your desires fulfilled. You will be more attractive and canexpect a higher sex drive, which you can enjoy with your partner, or use to your advantage if on theprowl. This is also a great time for pushing ahead professionally and winning in any area of life. Yourenthusiasm and positive energy makes this an ideal time to start new projects or work hard on achiev-ing your goals. You may receive assistance from others who appreciate your energy and positive atti-tude. Venus is in your sign from February 17th to 26th this means that relationships may get out ofhand this week you need to take care that Mars’s energy does not take situations out of control.
Leo you will have an easy time this month with only one transit from February 8th to 17th. This aspectfrom Venus should intensify feelings of love and harmony, making everything in your world seembeautiful. You feel beautiful and easy going, life flows smoothly with few cares or worries. Your lov-ing attitude means that people respond with kindness and affection and even interactions with boss-es and others at work go well. You have a calming influence on the people around you, which winsyou admiration and popularity. A very balanced time when you can enjoy work and play and getalong with everybody without even trying. The perfect time for socialising, ideal for parties or relax-ing, love relationship and money matters go well, and your appreciation of all things beautiful makebeing creative most worthwhile.
Virgo you will be fired up this month as Mars passes through your sign from February 12th to March13th. This is a very powerful transit, which only occurs every two years. It will give you a tremendousincrease in energy and ego, and an urge to get exactly want you want and to have your desires ful-filled. This is a hot, physical and aggressive transit. Sex, fighting and sport are all favored at this time.Your animal urges will be strong and others will be attracted to this sexy creative energy. Mars willmake you more courageous and bold, and this is OK as long as you take time to think about howyour actions and desires might affect the people you care about. This will be especially important fromFebruary 19th to 25th when Mercury is opposite Mars in the sky. Mercury rules your thinking andhow you communicate, Mars is aggression and passion. Think before you act!
Libra you start this month off with a very helpful Mercury sign from February 2nd to 8th. This givesbalance and clarity to your thoughts and communications, which should lead to good news, friend-ly chats and good conditions for doing business and making plans. You might even find yourself tak-ing a more active role in-group discussions or acting as a mediator. This will be felt more strongly, andapply more to personal relationships once the February 7th full moon kicks in. There should be lessopposition or hurdles during this time, which makes it perfect for getting ahead with goals. Work andhome life should prove no problem so take advantage of this positive full moon to relax, spend timewith friends and family, but more importantly you must pursue those personal goals, which will bringyou fulfillment.
Sagittarius you will have a clear transit from Venus between the 8th to 17th February. The trine fromthe planet of love and peace should bring more harmony to relationships and make you feel moreloving and beautiful. The warm and friendly energy you radiate can attract new love, affection, com-pliments, and even money. Creativity may be heightened but this can also be a lazy transit where youwould rather enjoy yourself than get motivated for work. The rest of the month looks to be a bit morestressful because both the new moon and Mercury make a challenging appearance from February 14thto 19th can cause increased nervous tension and difficulty focusing mentally. February 21st new mooncontinues the stressful conditions for the rest of the month. Arguments and temper tantrums are likelyeither from you, or directed at you. Avoid risk taking, fighting, and do not sign anything now.
Scorpio you may go through a testing time mid February but things do improve in the final week. Therough patch is due to both the Sun and Mercury making an appearance in your sign from February8th to 19th. The Sun rules your identity and ego; Mercury rules your mind and your communications.It may be more difficult for you to clearly express yourself, which can lead to frustration and even causedisagreements and misunderstandings. Other people may seem too bossy or get in your way, this isnot the best time to be forceful there will be too much opposition. Delay any important decisions orprojects for another week. From February 25th to March 2nd, Mercury will be a much more helpfulforce in your sign. Now your thinking is sharp and you can express yourself clearly. Any relationshipsproblems from earlier in the month can now be resolved though open and honest communications.
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We like people that are like ourselves. It’s known
as rapport, a mutual feeling of understanding
and trust. And the way you communicate is the key
to building rapport with someone of the other sex.
The fact is that men and women communicate in different ways.
Connecting to a Man - For a woman to connect well with a man, she should:
• Speak slower. Men speak in a slow and deliberate way. So try and
match his speed, pace and pitch.
•Talk facts not feelings. Present facts as the basis of a discussion or
argument, not your feelings, emotions or feminine intuition.
• Make direct statements and try not to be apologetic. Say things like
“we need to...” rather than “I was hoping that we can...”
• Talk about the things he’s interested in, not just what you and your girl
friends are in to. Men tend to talk about five things - sport, work, politics,
cars (and roads), and gadgets. And themselves!
• Mirror his posture without appearing to mimic him.
• Be clear about what you want and go for it.
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Connecting to a Woman. For a man to connect
well with a woman, he should:
• Make lots of eye contact and smile. Watch her
mouth and then her eyes when she talks, look into her
eyes when you talk. But make sure that you don't stare.
• Try and talk a bit faster – appear excited and try to match her speed, pace
and tone.
• Talk about emotions and feelings, not just facts. Ask her opinion and say things
like “how do you feel about…”
• Use more adjectives. Show lots of emotion. Appear excited and use lots of hand
gestures when talking and facial gestures when listening.
• Use active listening techniques such as nodding your head, saying “yea”, etc.
Look confident by sitting upright and leaning slightly forward.
• Try and find a reason to touch her upper arm or back of her hand with your
fingertips.
Good luck out there it’s a minefield....
If you have any advice or fantastic chat up line’s please send them to:
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teleweb – “Pay as you go” internetTeleweb Internet & Telephone, has been
providing wireless internet services since
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For more information on any of the above,
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Results of the Costa Link Bowling Match...At the recent Costa Link bowling match, two games
were played. Kev beat Stuart in both games, also
Richard beat John in both games. The winner in game
1 came second in game 2. Richard won game 2 and
John beat Stuart in game 1.
No player got the same
placing twice. Can you
determine who finished
where in each game?
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Brain Teaser
Say What You See...
Across:
8 Canoe (4)
9 Submits (5)
10 Gremlins (4)
11 Missile (6)
12 Male chickens (8)
13 Hatred of women (8)
15 Hangman's knots (6)
17 Subjugate (7)
19 Got away (7)
22 Scholastic scores (6)
24 Occasionally (8)
26 The provision of things (8)
28 A frenzied woman (6)
30 Past tense of "To be" (4)
31 A group of south Pacific
islands (5)
32 Coagulate (4)
Puzzle It OutSolutionsSolutions
on page 80on page 80
Crossword
Down:
1 An African parrot (4)
2 Finance (8)
3 In large part (6)
4 Double crosses (7)
5 Amazes (8)
6 Restaurant (6)
7 Box (4)
14 Not outer (5)
16 Each and all (5)
18 Unusual largeness (8)
20 Group of spectators (8)
21 Regards highly (7)
23 Drenches (6)
25 Not a reptile (6)
27 Litigated (4)
29 Berserk (4)
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A timeline for Spain'seconomic crisis
Ratings agency Standard & Poor downgraded the government debt of Spain in mid-January. The downgrades deal a blow to the eurozone's ability to fight off a worseningdebt crisis. In total, S&P cut its ratings on nine eurozone countries.The Spanish Government deficit was announced to be 8% at the end of 2011, whichway overshot the target of 6% promised by the Spanish stability programme. To meet Spain's austerity targets would cost every worker more than 2,000euros (1,600 pounds) this year.
Here is a timeline of how Spain reached its current predicament :2007: - Spain has a public account surplus of more than 2% of gross domestic product andthe economy grows by 3.5%, largely due to a construction boom. By 2008, the property bub-ble has burst, the surplus has become a deficit and growth has fallen to 0.9 percent.
Q3 2008: - Economy officially enters recession as a decade-long property and credit bubblebursts.
Early 2009: - Standard & Poor's is the first credit rating agency to downgrade Spain, cutting itstreasured AAA rating by one notch to AA+. The Bank of Spain bails out regional lender CajaCastilla-La Mancha, the country's first bank rescue in recent years. Over the next year, thenumber of savings banks, which lent heavily in the property boom, will be cut to 17 from 45.
Q1 2010: - Spain's unemployment rate tops 20 percent for the first time in nearly 13 years witha record 4.6 million people unemployed. Spain's economy emerges from an 18-month reces-sion as exports pick up.
May 2010: - After initially denying Spain was in trouble, Zapatero announces a slew of austeri-ty measures worth around 1.5 percent of GDP, including wage cuts for civil servants.
January 2011: - Spain passes pension reform that will gradually raise the retirement age to 67from a previous 65.
June 2011: - Zapatero decides to bring forward national elections to November, before hisfour-year time was due to expire in March 2012. On the same day, the International MonetaryFund (IMF) warns Spain's economy still faces "considerable risks."
Q3 2011: - Economic growth slumps to zero and most economistssee another recession on the horizon.
November 2011: - Mariano Rajoy's centre-right People'sParty wins an absolute majority. In his first comments sincehis election victory, Rajoy calls on all Spaniards to worktogether to overcome the debt crisis and promises a neweconomic policy.
Written by our financial expertJames Alexander.
If you would like fully regulated independentfinancial advice please contact us:
[email protected] or on 663 061 669.
FFIINNAANNCCIIAALLEconomic & Currency News...
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opened as it ended for the euro, very much on the run. The latter part of 2011 saw investors in their droves move away fromthe euro and place their funds in safe haven currencies such asthe dollar and yen. “Yes” the old green back is back in favourand we will probably see the continued strength of the dollar
during early 2012. In the States confidence has returned to their economy with unemployment down, manufacturing looking better, banks lending and it seems property foreclosures falling to a 4 year low. I am almost green with envy as here inthe eurozone we are still feeling the impact from the problems in Greece and Italy inparticular, whilst here in Spain unfortunately as we know we have the highest unemployment rate within the eurozone. Whilst Greece are making the right noisesabout putting their house in order, the eurozone is not sure if it will provide the nexttranch of money to stop it defaulting. The powerhouses of the eurozone, Germany andFrance are still talking about the tax on Financial institution’s known as The Tobin Taxand see this as a method of increasing revenue in an attempt to balance the books butwith the economy shrinking across the eurozone and no real growth forecasted thenthe outlook is not as rosy as we would wish.
Going forward a lot will depend on the European Central Bank and how they continueto support the buying of government bonds which during early January helped keep theyield that Spain and Italy had to pay at a lower rate than the auctions of similar bondsin December 2011. We also know that both the ECB and the Bank of England heldinterest rates at their current levels although February could bring about another tranchof quantative easing in the UK. Stock markets themselves will continue to have thejitters as the euro crisis will continue to be the focus during early 2012 whilst stateside
the election campaign may just deflect the current dollar strength.
Whichever way you look at making your decision when to transfer funds will notbe easy so why not give our currency partner Moneycorp a call and have a chatwith their team of experts. They can be contacted on 951 319 700 and mention tothem Costalink Magazine: [email protected].
2012...
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With the sad Demise of the Quirky Swedishcarmaker Saab, we thought we would look
back at some of their more“unusual” cars…
The 92 or Ursaab(meaning originalSaab) was soldabout 20,000between 1949 and
1945.
The Saabo Motor homesare almost forgotten
now, with only twosurviving in theworld, the 92H wasbuilt around thechassis of the origi-nal 92 and were built
using insulated CAR-BOARD!
Sonett was name given to the three sportscars, Only Six Sonett I’s were producedbetween 1955 and 1957, Less than 300Sonett II’s and 1610 Sonett II V4’s were pro-duced between 1966 and 1969. The Sonett IIIwas produced between 1970 and 1974 andsold almost 8500 units.
The 95 Was a Seven-seater estate car madefrom 1959 to 1958, variations included acommercial with no rear windows or seatsand an open pick up. Eric Carlsson finished4th in the 1961 Monte Carlo Rally in a 95.
The Saab 600 was basically a rebadgedLancia Delta; it was only sold in SwedenNorway and Finland between 1980 and 1982and had very few differences expect thebadges and an up rated heater!
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Can you skim a stone across water? Most all of
us learnt to do this in our younger years and long
before we picked up our first driver and decided
to hit as far as it would go, the objective not to hit
the 250 marker but just to get the ball over the
back fence of the local driving range.
Skimming a stone requires control, if you release
the stone at the wrong angle it will disappear
with a splash below the water showing no sign of
bouncing on the surface. You must remember
that once you got that control and technique right
it was then time to see how many bounces you
could get before the stone would sink and more
power was needed. However, it soon became
obvious that throwing it as hard as you could with
your arm would not give the power required and
would loose the control you needed to keep the
angles correct. So with practice you learned to
transfer your weight to the back foot, coiling your
body as you did so and then starting from the hip
you would release the coil to establish power,
holding your hand with the stone just until the
right point where it could be released with maxi-
mum power and total control.
The golf swing requires that same level of control,
using your spine as an axel you transfer your
weight to the back foot coiling your body and lift-
ing your club into position with your arms. As
your body reaches the coiled and loaded point
you release starting from the hip returning the
club head back to its set position, to impact the
ball with maximum power and total control, the
momentum of club head speed you generate tak-
ing your body to its complete follow through posi-
tion.
You must use your coil and release for power and
your hands to control the club head. Practice this
using the accelerator drill on the practice
ground:-
1.Pick your target and set up to play a shot.
2.Swing to your back swing position
3.Release your coil starting slowly and then
accelerating through the ball (make sure your
release starts at the hip.)
4.Don’t let your head past the centre of your
stance before impact.
5.Check you finish with your weight on the for-
ward foot and your belt buckle facing the target.
Where Does the Power Come From?
Golfing About..... Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a€100 bet on the side. “But,” said the duffer, “since you're obviously much better than I, to even it upa bit you have to spot me two ‘gotchas.’” The golf pro didn't know what a ‘gotcha’ was, but he wentalong with it. And off they went. Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members wereamazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer €100. “What happened?” asked one of the members.“Well,” said the pro. “l was teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, the jerkstuck his hand between my legs and grabbed my balls while yelling "’Gotcha!’ “Ouch!” said the guy“I can see why you lost that hole but how come you lost the game?” “Have you ever tried to play 18holes of golf waiting for the second ‘gotcha’?”
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A famous art collector is walkingthrough the city when he notices a
mangy cat lapping milk from a saucerin the doorway of a shop and he does a
double take. He recognises that thesaucer is extremely old and very valu-
able, so he walks casually into the storeand offers to buy the cat for a couple
of quid. The storeowner replies “ I’ msorry, but the cat isn’ t for sale. The
collector says, “Please, I need a hungrycat around the house to catch mice. I’ llpay you twenty quid for that cat.” Andthe owner says “Sold,” and hands overthe cat. The collector continues, “Hey,
for the twenty quid I wonder if youcould throw in that old saucer. The
cat’ s used to it and it’ ll save me fromhaving to get a dish.” The owner says,
“Sorry mate, but that’ s my luckysaucer. So far this week I’ ve sold
sixty-eight cats.”
A guy walks into a post office oneday to see a middle-aged, balding man
standing at the countermethodically placing
‘Love’ stamps on brightpink envelopes with
hearts all over them.He then takes out aperfume bottle and
starts spraying scentall over them. His
curiosity getting thebetter of him, he goesup to the balding manand asks him what heis doing. The man says
“I'm sending out 1000 Valentine cardssigned, ‘Guess who?’” “But why?”asks the man. “I'm a divorcelawyer,” the man replies.
A middle-aged couple had two stunninglybeautiful teen-aged daughters. Theydecided to try one last time for the sonthey always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sureenough, nine months later delivered ahealthy baby boy. The joyful fatherrushed to the nursery to see his new son.He took one look and was horrified to seethe ugliest child he had ever seen. Hewent to his wife and said that there wasno way that he could be the father ofthat child. “Look at the two beautifuldaughters I fathered.” he said. He thengave her a stern look and asked, “Haveyou been fooling around on me?” Thewife smiled sweetly and said, “No, Notthis time”
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