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Copyright Rita Emmett 3
HOORAY FOR HALLEY’S!
District Superintendent to Assistant Superintendent
“Next Thursday Halley’s Comet will appear over this area. This is an event which occurs only once every 75 years. Call the school principals and have them assemble their teachers and classes on their athletic field and explain this phenomenon to them. If it rains, then cancel the observation and have the classes meet in the auditorium to see a film about the comet.”
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Assistant Superintendent to School Principals:
“By order of the Superintendent of Schools, next Thursday Halley’s Comet will appear over your athletic field.
If it rains, then cancel classes and report to the auditorium with your teachers and students where you will be shown films, a phenomenal event which occurs only once every 75 years.”
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Principals to Teachers:
“By order of the Phenomenal Superintendent of Schools, next Thursday Halley’s Comet will appear in the auditorium.
In case of rain over the athletic field the Superintendent will give another order, something which occurs every 75 years.”
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Teachers to Students:
“Next Thursday, the Superintendent of Schools will appear in our auditorium with Halley’s Comet, something which occurs every 75 years.
If it rains the Superintendent will cancel the comet and order us all out to our phenomenal athletic field.”
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Students to Parents:
“When it rains next Thursday over the school athletic field, the phenomenal 75 year old Superintendent of Schools will cancel all classes and appear before the whole school in the auditorium accompanied by Bill Haley and the Comets.”
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STRESS
Comes from trying to do too much,for too many people,
in too little time,in an environment
that is too hard to deal with.
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STRESS
When you let go of trying to control an inflexible environment
and all the people in it –you stop struggling with fantasy andthe pain of unrealistic expectations.
You Let Go Of Stress!
• Search for & select what is valuable in your life
• Trash Perfectionism
• Reach for Realistic Goals that are rewarding
• Eliminate what you can; streamline the rest
• Set Boundaries at work & home
• Strive to recharge your battery daily
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We Do Not Stop PlayingBecause We Grow Old;
We Grow OldBecause
We Stop Playing
Yet, the dream tells us that you are not happy, that you either have not learned, or perhaps never learned how to be happy.
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Copyright Rita Emmett Enterprises 2004 14
WHAT LIGHTSWHAT LIGHTSYOU UPYOU UP