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Volume LXV. Pasadena, California, Thursday, June 4, 1964 Number 31
Millikan Library to Tower 80 Stories
Shown above is an artist's conception of how the Millikan Memorial Librarywill look when completed. The four clocks will be carefully adjusted so as toindicate four different times, none of them correct. The lower part of thebuilding is a recent addition to the plans, designed to make the library contiguous with Throop.
Architect's Plans Revised;Factor of Ten in Vertical
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Glass, Gold and SteelMonster Seen StableIn Random High Wind
SightseeingTo Grace
In Boccaccio, it's franknessIn Rabelais, it's lifeIn a professor, it's funnyBut in The Hot Rivet, it's smutty
Yes, William P., I viii keep pouringdirt into your reagents until you tellme vhat you did mit my poor frosh.
"There probably will not bea class of 1968," wearily statedL. W. Jones, dean of admissionsat a California Tech staff inter:view last Wednesday. "Of the206 freshmen who initially accepted ... about 160 have sincesimply changed their minds.,"
The first indication of thistrend occurred, Jones said, "onMay 1, when 68 prospectivefreshmen announced that theywould not be coming next year."Jones then went on to describehow the "negative responses"tapered off until now "only aboutone or two freshmen drop outdaily."
The reasons for the change ofminds, according to Jones "areridiculous: some are afr;id ofsmog or earthquakes; some believe that college educationshould be coeducational and fearthe sterility of the environmentat Caltech; some want to go toMIT instead; many others haveaccepted top honors at theirrespective state universitieswhich are generally later in thei~admissions procedure."
Caltech's problem, as Jonessummarized the situation, is thatthe Admissions Committee hasgone on vacation, so that thereis no hope of making any newselection this year. "Besides,"he added, "all prospective students of Caltech caliber havecertainly been snatched up bynow."
Also, the scholarship fund forthese freshmen has been depleted. Peter Miller, AssistantDirector of Undergraduate Scholarships, went on an indefiniteleave of absence beginning May2. "He claimed that he was goingto Europe 'to recruit more freshmen,' but the Trustees and Isomehow fear that his leave ofabsence may be permanent."
In their meeting of Thursday,May 36, the Trustees discussedseveral proposals for meetingthe current crisis. "The mostpassionate argument," Jones
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Books HousedBasements; PenthouseTo Reach Above
FreSHmen leaveBeffJre Arriving
The Bite brothers, Hermanand Milton, have once againtaken top honors as a debateteam, this time at the RegionalInterpacificmountain DistrictXLIEtaoin Shrdlu Memorial BitchinDebate Tournament, which washeld Furdsday last at FriendlyState University. The Beaverteam beat everyone by colossalmargins, the closest runners-upbeing the Persecutees from Happy Valley Home for the Bewildered.
In debating the resolution,"Mosquito larvae are more decoE?ETAO SHRDLU ETAO NUrative than useful," Tech cameup against Happy Valley in thelast round. Herm and Milt displayed their usual silvern forkedtongues in running oratoricalcircles around their opponents,who tried to distract the judgesby madly waving their armsin complex patterns.
When warned that such behavior might cause disqualification, they claimed their gestureswere purely for forensic effect;but their gyrations continuedduring presentations by bothteams. At any rate, the tactics
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Bites DownHand·WavingPersecutees
The new Feynman physicscourses for freshmen and sophomores have been receiving comments for a couple of years now.As noted editorially in last year'sTech, Ph 2c has borne the bruntof much of the criticism, sinceit presents a Feynmanesque introduction to quantum mechanics. It is generally agreed thatmuch of the course notes are onthe verge of being hopelesslyscrewed up. As a service, then,to its sophomore readers, theTech presents a summary of theideas presented during thirdterm.
State vectors, or columns ofcomplex quantum - mechanicalamplitudes to be in various basestates, which mayor may nothave simple physical meaningbut more likely will be eigenstates for some operator or other(for example, the Hamiltonian;or the parity operator, whichturns some states into themselves (sometimes with oppositesign) and others just garbles up)- can be tossed around as ifthey actually were real things:they can be added and subtractedand multiplied, either bra times
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(ContiIfued from page 2)that he was perfectlY willing toreinterpret The Playboy Philosophy in light of all new scientific advances. "Show me a theory," he declared, "and I'll showyou how to derive it from ThePlayboy Philosophy."
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illGI~BlGEditor's note: They say Helen of Troy was faster than
Lindbergh. How% that? She made Paris in two hours.It is hard to find someone or somebody to chop up every
week. This week, for example, we searched high and low fora suitable target. After discarding the Kennedy ticket boondoggle; throwing out an attack on Edwrd Orrell Stoned fordesigning a ridiculous monstrosity; and even overlooking theperson who was suckered into paying for it (purple as thoughit may become), we had to turn to something more concrete.The question is: Should Officer Newton be allowed to endanger life and limb by hotrodding through campus on his figmobile? We say no. Anybody who disagrees can take OfficerNewton and shove him. You can receive the consequences.:So there. Hmmfff. Are you for us or against us?
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The Y M non CI A's ReligiousChemphysics Com m iss ionbrought a voo-doo witch doctorto campus last Tuesday: theRight Honorable Reverend Monsignor Pastor Father Rabbi Swami Dr. Shazam Vendabanana(Tribal law says that he whoreads or pronounces the nameof Vendabanana will lose hisseventh-born son to the god ofFermi particles) .. He addressed acapacity crowd of thirteen inWinnett Head 1. The CaltechChristian Fulloshucks Group wasoccupying Clubrooms 1, 2, 3, 4,and 5 in protest against the Y'sprogram., The Y's ever-ready demonstrators were mar chi n garound Winnett in protestagainst the protest and just forthe hell of it.There is Just One Thing
Vendabanana, proud possessorof a Th.D. in Physics from theLesser Institute of Technologyout E:ast, began his talk with ademonstration of an ancienttribal sacrificial rite which involved swirling the chairman tillhe said, "I believe." Unfortunately he drowned first. The accompanying chant was truly themost inspiring part: dee ee ai,dee ee ai; ee ai ar, ee ai ar; wars,wars; ee ai ar, ee ai ar.That Men Thirst For:
Vendabanana then proceededto explain the basic tenants ofhis religion. "First and most important, I am God. Our 'bible'is The Playboy Philosophy." Headded that their "bible" used tobe The Book of Norman, writtenby Norman Schmock, first general under William the Conqueror, but this was disprovedto be a heresy. The original copyof The Playboy Philosophy wasdiscovered in the shack of a newly-eaten missionary and wastranslated by Vendabanana him-
self, with the help of magic contact lenses. Therefore, it mustbe holy. The missionary wasmade a saint.Peanut Butter
He then proceeded to deriveall of quantum mechanics fromThe Playboy Philosophy, adding
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furlong? Hint: Dimensional analysis will probably not help. SoT.S. to all of you who were hoping to get by on that alone. (Note:This problem is closed book.)
2. (5 points) Generalize thesolution of the Schroedingerequation for the hydrogen atomto the plutonium atom. (Note:Anyone who can solve this problem will receive a Nobel Prize.)
3. (5 points) Make up a problem about quantum mechanicsand solve it. (Note: If the problem is easy enough for you tosolve you will get zero points.Conversely, if you can not solveit completely you will get zeropoints.)Dammit Stu Think of a Sub Head
4. (5 points) Given that oneplus one equals two, derive thegeneral theory of relativity.(Note: This problem is not aseasy as it looks, so beware.)
5. (5 points) The problem weintended to put here turned outto be impossible, but work itanyway. (Note: 'There is no noteassociated with this problem.)
6. (-13 points) Complete in25 words or less: "I think quantum mechanics is a fake because ..." (Note: Don't answerthis if you expect to pass.)
7. (57 points) Prove that physics bites. (Note: Simply sayingit is intuitively obvious is notenough.,)
Final To Give Gas
Fanny Discovers New Engines
(Continued from page 3)took the first turn. His machinewas placed on the floor whileshe inspected the prodigioussize of the lever arm of the ec·centric which ran to the quantum mechanical spin inverter.
After an hour of enjoyment,it was finally my turn. My sparkcame to me bearing his wonderful engine. I received him mostwelcomely explaining that I hadnever seen a piece of apparatuslike his. He explained that hediscovered it during a physicslecture.Machine Rule World
I found that one of the bestways of getting picked up wasby hitchhiking. While travelingfrom London to Liverpool on myresearch, I was picked up by acharming young fellow Who tomy great astonishment andpleasure was a mechanical engineer from Caltech. He immediately had to show me his machine which he had resting inthe back seat. The purpose ofthis particular machine he explained was to revise the nonsymmetrical strong interactionsof mutual attracting bodies. Thedemonstration, dear madam, Iwill not bore you with as thestory was like many others Ihave described.
In Manchester I stumbledonto Charles. We found by combining our efforts and machine,we could control a vital processwhich I am not at liberty to disclose as yet.
I shall see you soon, and inthe mean time think candidlyof me and believe me ever,
MADAMYours etc., etc., etc.
-Paid AdertisementSecret agent 0069, our man in
Bridge, has obtained a copy ofthe Ph 2c final which will begiven next week. We print ithere for your entertainment.(Remembering any of it will beconsidered a violation of theHonor System.)
1 hour. Open book unless otherwise noted.
1. (5 points) How many poundsper rod-millibar are there in one
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last I knew I was a born mechanical engineer."
Then LUi took the floor togive her story. "My long lostfather was a mechanical engineer. However, my mother,not understanding, sheltered mefrom the knowledge of machines.Then one day a boarder cameto live at our house. He had withhim a model of a machine thathe was building at the localfoundry. I stood aghast at theprodigious size of his model. Hesaid, 'When my machine is fullyerected in the town squareeveryone will marvel at its greatusefulness; Then I knew mylife's work would be in mechanical engineering."
Later that evening three maleME grad students stopped by atMadam Bovary's to discuss theirmachines. It was soon agreedthat we would each take thecenter arena to demonstrate ourmachines. LUi and her spark
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Hal Mustardgas, director ofathletics, has announced that,because of the tuition raise,money has been found to initiate a full scale recruiting program for the football team starting next year. "We damn neargot the whole $225," he chortledgaily as he explained the newset-up to the Tech.Men fall in love
"You see! Those mollycoddlesthat tour the country now looking for super snakes are goingto be supplemented by membersof the athletic department."Asked what part of the countryhe would travel to looking forrecruits, Hal flashed a smile andsaid, "Me and the missus alwayswanted to see Hawaii, and I heartell that some good football players come from there."
Lea K. EdOutrage explainedthe reason for the new program,which came at his insistence."For as long as I can remember," he burbled, "I wanted tobe the president of a college witha winning football team. Besides, this means I won't haveto go to any more damn WGTUmeetings on Friday and Saturday night." Mrs. EdOutrage washeard to mumble "He's been atthe bottle again, I just know it.Its the devil's potion."But women
J. K. Bark, chairman of thereinstatement-or-not committee,feels that the new policy willnot create any problems forthem: "Not if the faculty followthe instructions we have handedout." The athletes will be recipients of new scholarship funds;the athletic department willhandle the details."
Dean of Students, Eatit, wasdelighted. "It'll be great! Great!We'll be able to melt CaliforniaStreet from end to end." Askedif the move would require anynew personnel, Eatit said, "Weare talking with Darrel Royalof the University of Texas."Control the process
Also he said that the principal of a local high school wasbeing considered to assist theDeans if the students did getout of hand. Asked to comment,the principal exclaimed, "I'll fixthose stupid punks, I will, Iwill."
Egad!
One: So Marge is going to marry herEngineer?
Two: Yeah, she had a weak momentand let him torque her into it.
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Page Forty-One CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, June 4, 1964
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Yes, Ninotchka, that one was the Spanish Fly!
this year for scholarships, fellowships, grants andmaterials for schools and colleges.
Our scholarships and fellowships have no stringsattached. We do not select the recipients, nor do weexpect them to come to work in our Company.
It's simply a way of putting an arm around theshoulders of promising young men and women. Andhelping to answer the plea:"Give us more trained minds toserve the nation."
Joan C--, BS 1956, ME 1960,began the accounts: "When Ifinished high school, I knewnothing about machines or howthey work. I had no idea of thegreat treat I could have in investigating machines. It happened after graduation when astudent from the South HamptonInstitute of Technology caughtme in a room and whipped outa machine he had hidden" I wondered at its intricate mechanisms. I marveled at the wondrous product this machine couldmake (it made mouse traps outof used belly button lint). At
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Put an arm around a young man's shoulder
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If you've sent any sons or daughters to college lately,you are no stranger to the rising costs of education.Tuition rates have increased as much as 300 per centsince 1950.
Are the schools making ends meet? Hardly. At mostcolleges and universities, the tuition you pay coversless than half the cost of your child's education.Someone has to provide the remainder.
America's corporations are contributing in manyways. Standard will provide nearly $1% million
\If the Apex Tool and Die, Ltd.,Charles M-- showed me aroundthe plant. I was especially impressed by the number of complete cycles the plant can complete is one shift-ten.
Control ManagementWith such fond memories of
Charles' magnificent control ofhis machine, I traveled to MadamBovary's Boardinghouse. Here,to my utter amazement, I discovered three other female mechanical engineers. We immediately became engaged in a conversation relating our first experiences with the mechanism andcontrol of various machines.
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"Hemingway as His Own Fable" byAlfred Kazin: A piece of literary criticism about Ernest Hemingway as awriter of fabulous autobiography, AMoveable Feast.
"AndrewWyeth": Anappra.isal of theAmerican painter by E. P. Richardson- plus a special color insert of theartist's works, many never beforereproduced.
"Better Lawyers for Our CriminalCourts": Judge Edward Lumbarddiscusses criminal justice and thelawyers who represent those accusedof serious crimes.
PLUS AN ATLANTIC EXTRA: "TheBronze-Age Ship: An Adventure inUnderwater Archeology" by PeterThrockmorton: The exciting story ofthe exploration of a cargo ship sunk3,200 years ago.. The skin-divingauthor and others diSCOVer objects of immensearcheological importance.
BYF.IDLL(Editors' note:8ince the reports
of the Junior Travel Prize winners have received so much enthusiastic praise the Rivet ispublishing the report of the winner of the Mrs. L. A. DiBrassTravel Award for Cultural Pursuits in Europe. Last year's winner was Miss Fanny Hill, ME,BfD. Miss Hill's project whiletouring Europe was "The Investigation of the Progress made byMachines and SkiHed Labor inEurope." She addresses her report to Madam DiBrass.)
Madam:I sit down to give you an un
deniable proof of my experienceson my travels. If I could onlyconvey the marvelous, inexhaustable machines I saw. Being amechanical engineer myself Ihave yet to be accustomed to thenew and various ways one canenjoy one's satisfaction in finding new engines and gadgets tofiddle around with.
For example, the first night Ispent in London; the manager
Month in, month outThe Atlantic's editorsseek out exciting expressions of new andprovocative ideas.And whether theseexpressions take theform of prose or poetry, fact or fiction,they always attain aremarkably high levelof academic valueand literary interest.Make room in yourlife for The Atlantic.Get a copy today.
f. Hill Reports On Mechanical Engineering In England