Let's Learn the Alphabet!by Professor Noam Chomsky (Edited by Jesse Gmitro)

A is for alligator (and anarchism)

His teeth go "CHOMP!"

B is for bat (and banker)

They hang upside down!

C is for Chomsky (and capitalism)

Hey, that's me!

D is for dog (and democracy)

A doggy like Pugsley!

E is for Eskimo (and empire)

They kiss with their noses!

F is for frog (and false consciousness)

He goes "Ribbit, Ribbit!"

G is for giraffe (and guerrilla)

He has a looooooong neck!

H is for house (and hierarchy)

That's the place where you live!

I is for Igloo (and imperialism)

It's a house made of ice!

J is for Jack-o'-Lantern (and jingoism)

You make them on Halloween!

K is for Kangaroo (and Kapital)

They bounce up and down!

L is for Lion (and linguistics)

He goes "ROOOOOAR!!!"

M is for mouse (and militarism)

He goes "Squeak, squeak, squeak!"

N is for Navy (and neoliberalism)

Hey, that's you!

O is for ostrich (and oligarch)

What a funny-looking bird!

P is for penguin (and profiteering)

They're silly, but neat!

Q is for quack!

(and "quotable," which i most certainly am)

Can you quack like a duck?

R is for rainbow (and revolution)

Look at all the pretty colors!

S is for snake (and syndicalism)

They go "hissSSSss!!"

T is for turtle (and tyranny)

He walks really slow!

U is for umbrella (and union)

They make sure you don't get wet!

W is for walrus (and worker)

They have big teeth called "tusks"

V is for vampire (and vanguard)

Don't let them get too close!

X is for X-mas (and xenophobia)

The best time of year!

Y is for Yipee! (and Young Hegelians)

We're almost done!

Z is for “ZZzzZZ...” (and Zionism)

Now it's time for bed!