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CHICAGO JEWISH ADVERTISER Shanah Tovah! September 2012 • Vol. 4 No. 9 773.564.9493 · 2746 WEST TOUHY CHICAGO, IL 60645 SUNDAY: 11AM-6PM | MONDAY-THURSDAY: 11AM-7PM | FRIDAY: 10AM-2PM HAT BOX SUIT CENTRAL Your full mens’ & boys’ clothier MEN’S & BOYS SUITS YOM TOV SALE!! COTTON DRESS SHIRTS STARTING AT $99!! MEN’S & BOYS TIES 3 FOR $75 (REG.$35 EACH) BUY 2 GET 2 FREE!! Wishing the community a chasiva v’chasima tova! P 6 M- A 1 1 : Y A AY SUND 773.564.9493 : Y A AY Y-THURSD A AY MOND | M U O T T S E W 2746 · M- A 0 1 : Y A AY FRID | M P 7 M- A 1 1 60645 L I , O G A C I H C Y H M P 2 M- 60645

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CHICAGOJEWISH

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Shanah Tovah!September 2012 • Vol. 4 No. 9

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Tearing Down Walls & Building New Ones

By Rabbi Dr. Jerry Lob

Yom Kippur is in the air. Just a little moretime before we hear that haunting melody ofKol Nidrei, a prayer that involves theannulment of vows, ushering in this holiest ofdays. I once heard from a beloved teacher,that we begin Yom Kippur this way,expressing our understanding of the power ofwords because of the integral role prayer playson this day. We will spend a good part of thenext 25 hours using prayer to ask G-d forforgiveness, together with all the otherrequests we make of Him, regarding ourhopes and dreams for ourselves and lovedones in the coming year. To pour out ourheart to Hashem, we first need toacknowledge, by declaring Kol Nidrei, werecognize that we were not always carefulenough with our speech, in fact, we oftenmisused the power of words. Words matter,a vow creates reality, it has substance, andHalachic ramifications. The words we useaffect others in profound ways. For example,in the way we talk to our children: “It’s sogood to see you.” “I’ve missed you.” “I loveyou.” “We’re so proud of you.” Words whichgently build a child’s budding confidence,words that nourish her soul, conveying thesentiments that she’s understood, accepted,and loved. Yes, words have power. They can create and

build. But they can also devastate and

damage. Words that cut, slicing through afragile soul, such as: “You’re so lazy.” “You’llnever amount to anything.” “All you give meis aggravation.” When said by a parent theseare words which can haunt a personthroughout his life. Our words can build walls, walls that separate

us from the people we care about, thatseparate us from others in our community,and can even separate us from Hashem. InJewish thought we are told that this happensevery time one sins. Each sin forms a brickin a wall, so to speak, a barrier, which dividesus from each other, from Hashem, and fromour very selves. And yet, just as our actions and words build

words, they can also break them down. Theforce of a sincere apology, the dynamic ofgenuine repentance, can make the barriers dis-integrate. Regarding our relationship withothers, this does not necessarily occur rightaway, but over time, with the right words andattitude, demonstrating real regret, it usuallywill happen. “I’m really sorry, what I said toyou is not true. I feel terrible about it,” goesa long way to repairing a relationship. “Pleaseforgive me, I was wrong,” are words that arecapable of initiating the healing process.Regarding our relationship with Hashem, ourTorah promises that T’shuva breaks throughall barriers.

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In June of 1987 President Reagan challengedPresident Gorbachev at Brandenburg Gate atthe Berlin Wall. This wall separated EastBerlin from West Berlin, communism fromdemocracy and the wall was the symbol of theCold War that existed then between the SovietUnion and the democratic world. Mr. Reaganturned to Mr. Gorbachev, gestured to the wall,and shouted what would be recorded inhistory as the words that officially ended theCold War: “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down thiswall.” I have this imagery in my head. Hashem

stands right beside us in the days leading upto Yom Kippur, and especially on YomKippur itself, and whispers to each of us:“Tear down this wall, the wall that separatesus and gets in the way of our closeness.”Hashem asks us to come home, feel theredemption of T’shuva, and jump into Hisarms, the arms of a loving father who wantsnothing more than to hold us and comfort us.

So, Yom Kippur is a time of using words toreduce pain, to bring healing, to reconnectwith all those from whom we’ve growndistant, family, friends, community, the Jewishpeople, and Hashem. Piercing the barriers,tearing down walls. And then, we spend thenext four days building new walls, not walls ofdivision but rather walls of connection. Thewalls of a Succah, walls that don’t separate andisolate, but rather the opposite, walls thatframe a family, make a home, in which we sitwith our families, friends, and community. Wesit there too, with our nation, the entire nationof Israel, past, present, and future, and mostimportantly, we sit in the Succah feeling theembrace of the Presence of Hashem’sShechinah.Dr. Lob is a clinical psychologist in private practice inChicago, working with adults, adolescents, and fam-ilies, for many years. He lectures and writes extensivelyon topics relating to psychology, relationships, parent-ing, education, and Jewish thought.

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, vcuy vbakxjti!Bewfsujtfs!happy healthy sweet New Year!~en on Rosh Hashana to symbolize and for the Jewish nationkt ‘s lhbpkn iumr hvhG-d, and the G-d of our forefathers...

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SHEMITTAH WINE

Q. Someone in my shul told me that they were inthe kosher aisle of a store and saw a 2008 Caber-net Sauvignon, which is a wine from the shemittahyear. He asked me (a) how shemittah producecould be shipped out of Eretz Yisroel, and (b)whether he could drink the wine if he was sure to notspill or waste any of it.

A. During shemittah there are foods which aredistributed using the Otzar Beis Din system where –basically – a Beis Din represents all of the consumersby collecting the produce from the hefker fields,bringing it to the cities where people live, and givingit out for “free”. The Beis Din is allowed to chargefor their services (delivery, packaging etc.) and theyusually hire the farmer to do that work so he canmake a few dollars during shemittah. Assuming theOtzar Beis Din is done correctly, that is a goodsystem. [For sources and more details on shemittah,see the articles in Sappirim 1, 2, 4 & 8 atwww.sappirim.com.]

Food from the Otzar Beis Din still has kedushasshevi’is such that it cannot be wasted, bought andsold, taken out of Eretz Yisroel, etc. The question iswhat the status of that food is when the time of biurarrives. Usually, as soon as there is no more of agiven fruit (e.g. oranges, apples) in the fields, peoplemust take all of that fruit that they have left in theirhouse and make it available for everyone else. [Theycan also partake in this fruit, if they take a smallamount at a time.] That whole process is called“biur”. Many hold that anything which is part of theOtzar Beis Din “system” does not require a formalbiur because it is already setup in the most efficientmanner for distribution to everyone. That wouldjustify the fact that the wine made with Otzar BeisDin does not have a formal biur.

Is there kedushas shevi’is after biur? There arestrong sources to indicate that after biur the fruit nolonger has any kedushas shevi’is, and those who

certify the wine that the person in your shul saw areaccepting this opinion. Accordingly, once the time ofbiur passes they hold that the wine may be exportedfrom Eretz Yisroel, it can be bought-and-sold, andthe people who buy it do not have to be careful tonot waste it. Others assume that kedushas shevi’isremains even after the time of biur, and therefore allof the above would be forbidden.

In different locations, Chazon Ish presentsdifferent rulings on this matter, but it is noteworthythat wherever Chazon Ish wrote “instructions” forstandard consumers (as opposed to intricate halachicdiscourses) he wrote that one should be machmir onthis question. Accordingly, most hashgochos do notrecommend the sale and use of such wine in chutzla’aretz, and for that reason the wines in question arenot sold at Hungarian or other cRc certified stores.

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Recipes from our kitchen to yours!

SESAME CHICKEN

Submitted by Chana Kulek

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERchana kulek

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3 boneless chicken breasts (about 1½ lb total)

MARINADE/BATTER:6 tbsp-sodium soy sauce2 tsp toasted sesame oil1 tsp kosher salt4 tbsp all-purpose flour4 tbsp cornstarch4 tbsp water1 tsp baking powder

SAUCE:3 tbsp toasted sesame oil1 tsp ginger, minced1 clove garlic, minced1 tsp chili paste (recommended: Sambal Oelek)2 cups low-sodium chicken broth1/4 cup cornstarch2 tsp sherry vinegar1/2 cup sugar2 tbsp soy sauce

Peanut oil, for deep-fryingSalt3 tbsp toasted sesame seeds, for garnish2 -3 tbsp finely chopped scallions, for garnish5 to 6 cilantro sprigs, for garnish

Wash chicken & pat dry. Trim off any excessfat. Cut into 1” cubes and put into a largemixing bowl. Add marinade ingredients & stirto combine. Set aside to marinate.

SAUCE:In a saucepan, add the sesame oil & set overlowheat. Add ginger & garlic & fry gently untilfragrant, about 2 to 3 minutes. Meanwhile,combine the remaining sauce ingredients in amixing bowl and stir well to dissolve the corn-starch. Gently pour into saucepan with friedginger and garlic. Stir as you pour as the corn-starch will thicken quickly. Keep warm over lowheat.

In a heavy-bottomed pot or deep-fryer heatenough oil to come halfway up the sides of thepot, to 3750 F. Fry the chicken in small batchesuntil golden and crispy - about 5-6 min.Remove the chicken using strainer & drain onpaper towels. Season with a little salt to taste.

To serve, arrange the fried chicken on a platter& pour drizzle with the sauce. Sprinkle with agenerous amount of toasted sesame seeds &garnish with scallions and cilantro sprigs.

DirectionsIngredients

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