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(18:27:28) Willie: Kinkyclawz logs into the Chat.

(18:29:25) Kinkyclawz: Good afternoon/evening all! How are my lovely chatmates

tonight? Hey Willie, how goes it? Not got any shenanigans planned for tonight I

hope.

*sits down comfortably in the gutter to read "Fangeo & Eileeniet" *

(18:49:57) Willie: Aubergine enters the channel.

(18:50:25) Aubergine: hello KC

(18:50:59) Kinkyclawz: *looks up from her book* Helloooo! How are you Genie

m'dear?

(18:51:19) Aubergine: How was your week?

(18:53:03) Aubergine: is that the complete version of fangeo and Eileeniet

(18:53:12) Kinkyclawz: Long, frustrating, tiring and full of baking... which is a plus.

(18:54:06) Kinkyclawz: *noseys at the cover* Umm, yes, yes it says its the

unabridged version.

(18:54:54) Kinkyclawz: Its very good. The balcony scene stretches on for a bit

though.

(18:55:09) Aubergine: oh right you don't get the shorten week for Thanksgiving. Most

people here have a paid two days holiday add that to the weekend and it's four days

off.

(18:55:13) Kinkyclawz: Ahem, and how was your week lovely? Were you red hatting

(18:55:39) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, fantastic! HAPPY THANKSGIVING! *is embarrassed to

have forgotten*

(18:55:47) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, did you have a lovely time, hun?

(18:55:55) Kinkyclawz: *****

(18:56:32) Aubergine: I did. Went to a restaurant called the Christmas Tree. It's

decorated for Christmas all year round

(18:56:53) Kinkyclawz: Awesome!! I'd be loving that place! What did you have?

(18:56:57) Aubergine: the company was better than the food, but that's the way it

should be.

(18:57:40) Kinkyclawz: Indeed, all the best people enjoying each others company is

great, isn't it?

(18:58:44) Aubergine: I had lasagna, not the best I've had. The gravy was all wrong.

(18:59:02) Aubergine: we had a drink called Christmas Spirit

(18:59:05) Kinkyclawz: Do they have traditional Christmas Fayre there, the turkeys

(which would fit very well Thanksgiving of course!) and cranberry sauce, apple

sauce, veggies, Xmas puddings and such?

(18:59:39) Aubergine: bailey, kahlua, brandy, and coffee

(19:00:05) Kinkyclawz: *wrinkles nose* You never know though, it's sometimes a

one off, having a bad meal. Worth a second try perhaps?

Ooh, Christmas Spiri? Sounds alcoholic... was it good?

(19:00:38) Aubergine: They did have a Thanksgiving special with turkey, mashed

potatoes, sweet potatoes, stuffing, and cranberry sauce

(19:00:47) Kinkyclawz: Crikey, very coffee-ee, and I bet the Bailey's makes it really

thick too, eh?

(19:01:02) Kinkyclawz: Oh, that sounds GORGEOSU!

(19:01:08) Kinkyclawz: Um also gorgeous! LMAO

(19:01:19) Aubergine: I'm not really a coffee drinker so the brandy and bailey's

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helped

(19:01:51) Aubergine: didn't really taste the Kahlua

(19:02:26) Aubergine: It came in a tall mug. I don't think any of us finished it.

(19:02:26) Kinkyclawz: bet it was the kind of drink that you can smell coming, 'cause

kahlua, brandy and baileys are all pretty strong smelling

(19:02:46) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, I can imagine my sister just finishing all of them off.

LMAO

(19:02:55) Kinkyclawz: brb!

(19:03:06) Aubergine: one lady was in such a hurry to leave. didn't give us a chance

to savor our drink

(19:04:22) Kinkyclawz: Back!

Aww, its no fun being rushed is it?

(19:04:50) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, was just telling my sis about the drink and her eyes lit

up. She asked if it were hot or cold.. I presume cold, yes?

(19:05:04) Aubergine: I couldn't see what the hurry was.

(19:05:08) Kinkyclawz: *****

(19:05:10) Aubergine: no it was hot

(19:05:54) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, I think my sis will laready be looking up the recipe in her

room.

(19:06:09) Aubergine: lol

(19:06:17) Aubergine: she'll like it

(19:06:18) Kinkyclawz: Maybe the lady had a hot date to get to?

(19:06:51) Aubergine: I doubt it since she went to dinner with us single ladies

(19:07:12) Aubergine: but she was a tad over dress for a girls night out

(19:07:13) Kinkyclawz: I think she will... she sounds intrigued. LOL She adores

kahlua, loves Baileys, not sure how she feels about brandy but the mix can be

adjusted perhaps?

(19:07:36) Kinkyclawz: LOL there we go, she wanted to get out on the pull and get

herself a single fella for the night.

(19:07:47) Kinkyclawz: not my sister, I hasten to add....

(19:08:53) Aubergine: then she should have let us sip out drinks. there was a table

of three men next to us.

(19:09:08) Aubergine: her next husband might have been across the table from her

(19:09:32) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, so good company and eye candy nearby? Perfect mix!

(19:09:35) Aubergine: I of course went out to Karaoke later

(19:09:40) Kinkyclawz: LMAO

(19:09:59) Aubergine: she went home to her new 46" LED HDTV

(19:10:01) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, were your song stylings enjoyed by all?

(19:10:36) Kinkyclawz: Oh. Sounds a bit like me, more of a homebird.

(19:10:40) Kinkyclawz: LOL

(19:10:59) Aubergine: I think so.

(19:11:03) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, were your song stylings fuelled by Christmas Spirit?

lmao

(19:11:55) Aubergine: no I sang Rumurs by Linsey Lohan

(19:12:04) Aubergine: and Get ther by Oleta Adams

(19:12:23) Aubergine: oh here come the typos

(19:12:31) Kinkyclawz: *looks blank* I'll look those up in a minute. LOL

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(19:12:45) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, they hit when you least need or want them, don't they?

(19:13:00) Kinkyclawz: Blame the keyboard, I do. LOL

(19:13:36) Aubergine: actually the Lindsey Lohan song is so how she lives her live.

It's sad.

(19:14:12) Kinkyclawz: Shes made a few inadvisable decisions, hasn't she?

(19:14:22) Aubergine: Get there is an old R&B song from I think the 80's

(19:14:24) Kinkyclawz: unenviable rather, that's the word I meant.

(19:14:36) Willie: Eileen enters the channel.

(19:14:44) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, I might know that one then, when I find it on youTube.

(19:14:48) Eileen: Hello!

(19:14:49) Aubergine: she is her father's daughter

(19:14:51) Kinkyclawz: Heeey, hiya Eileen!

(19:14:56) Kinkyclawz: How are you?

(19:14:57) Aubergine: hello Eileen!!

(19:15:03) Eileen: How are you two?

(19:15:11) Kinkyclawz: Who's her father, Genie?

Eileen, we're discussing Lindsay Loham.

(19:15:12) Eileen: I'm great after my jogging

(19:15:13) Eileen: lol

(19:15:14) Aubergine: allo, allo

(19:15:23) Eileen: oh my

(19:15:38) Aubergine: doing well how about yourself

(19:15:46) Kinkyclawz: Not bad thanks, better for having finished work.

Ooh jogging?! Fang's gonna hate to have missed you jogging, suesse!


(19:16:10) Kinkyclawz: also Lindsay Lohan, when I spell ehr name right. LOL

(19:16:50) Aubergine: I guess spelling counts

(19:17:04) Eileen: doing great thanks just preparing for chrissimas

(19:17:11) Kinkyclawz: *hands Eileen the copy of "Fangeo and Eileeniet" that she

was reading before Genie came to play* Happy reading!


(19:17:25) Kinkyclawz: Heehee, what preps are you making?

(19:17:27) Eileen: but the ending is sad

(19:17:51) Kinkyclawz: This is the updated version. The Chat-room edit.

(19:18:16) Kinkyclawz: It does, Genie. Spellng does count. lmao

(19:18:31) Kinkyclawz: Hmm, spot the deliberate mistake...

(19:18:47) Eileen: just putting my stuff

(19:18:50) Eileen: btw

(19:18:53) Kinkyclawz: Oh yeah, I can spell deliberate alright, but not spelling...

(19:18:59) Eileen: Eine frohen ersten Advent!

(19:19:01) Eileen:

(19:19:02) Kinkyclawz: hb Twister of ours!

(19:19:30) Kinkyclawz: Ohhh, apologies, misread your btw as brb.

Its the first day of advent!

(19:19:47) Kinkyclawz: what did you get in your calendar today?

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(19:19:52) Willie: Aubergine logs out of the Chat.

(19:20:02) Kinkyclawz: Oh no!!

(19:20:15) Kinkyclawz: Come back Genie!!

Willie!! I said no shenanigans this week!!

(19:20:19) Kinkyclawz: *****


(20:20:34) Kinkyclawz: WB Genie!

(20:20:45) Aubergine: thanks

(20:21:04) Aubergine: I forgot to switch ISP's before I started the chat

(20:21:10) Kinkyclawz: What happened there?

(20:21:22) Aubergine: things were very slow

(20:21:30) Kinkyclawz: Ohhh, in that case. Sorry Willie, my bad.

(20:21:41) Kinkyclawz: Like mt thoughts...

(20:21:50) Kinkyclawz: Eileen, are you ok hun?

(20:22:04) Aubergine: didn't you get my brb message

(20:22:50) Kinkyclawz: No, the last thing in my timeline from you was your "spelling

counts" comment.

(20:23:07) Aubergine: she probably forgot which tab was us

(20:23:22) Aubergine: I don't know how she keeps track

(20:23:39) Kinkyclawz: She'll get back to us after 79 tries.. was it 79?

(20:23:56) Kinkyclawz: Me either, I lose track on three tabs. LO

(20:23:57) Aubergine: she'll only need 78 tries

(20:23:58) Kinkyclawz: L

(20:24:14) Kinkyclawz: errr, yeah, I meant ot say that. Silly typos. Ahem.

(20:24:14) Aubergine: we'll be the 79th one

(20:24:26) Kinkyclawz:

(20:26:35) Aubergine: I can have six tabs open, but I get into a panic and have to

close one if I need to look something else up

(20:27:07) Eileen: sorry distracted

(20:27:14) Kinkyclawz: lol as the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy states on the cover,

"Don't Panic!"

(20:27:17) Eileen: lighiting all my candles

(20:27:39) Kinkyclawz: WB! What's distracted you suesse? Supernatural?

(20:27:48) Eileen: i didnt get anything in my canlender

(20:27:53) Kinkyclawz: ohhh, of course! I forgot! My apologies!

(20:27:57) Eileen: we open the calendar on dec 1


(20:28:05) Eileen: no supernatural atm

(20:28:05) Kinkyclawz: ohh, not those kinds of advent calendars then.


(20:28:35) Aubergine: aren't you lighting your candles early

(20:28:39) Kinkyclawz: lol You need a Supernatural advent calendar, with the boys

wearing only santa hats.

(20:28:55) Eileen: ok back


(20:29:15) Eileen: no i light my candles when the advent time starts

(20:29:23) Eileen: this year it starts rather early

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(19:29:24) Eileen: :D

(19:30:17) Kinkyclawz: I'm afraid I've not researched it, what is advent? Is it the

beginning of the journey to see the baby Jesus?

(19:31:12) Kinkyclawz: BLAST! Um, could someone please send me the chatlog

from here?




(19:20:19) Kinkyclawz: *****

(19:31:27) Kinkyclawz: Sorry, my fault that time. TSK!

(19:32:19) Eileen: one sec

(19:32:29) Kinkyclawz: thankyou, and sorry about that.

(19:32:49) Eileen: (kindly sending the chatlog)

(19:34:08) Eileen: ok that was too long

(19:34:26) Kinkyclawz: hehe, if its easier hun, could you send it in a PM and I'll sort it

out?

(19:35:19) Aubergine: oh look I was missing lines

(19:35:30) Kinkyclawz: You were?

(19:35:53) Eileen: sent

(19:35:57) Aubergine: you asked who her father was. I didn't get that or the jogging

line

(19:36:13) Aubergine: good thing I switched over.

(19:36:15) Kinkyclawz: Thankyou Dear Twister! MWAH!

(19:36:37) Kinkyclawz: it is a good ting, we'd have ovewhelmed your connection.

(19:37:26) Eileen:

(19:37:27) Eileen: Muah!

(19:37:49) Aubergine: it's like there was a whole conversation that my connection

didn't think I needed to be involved in

(19:38:26) Kinkyclawz: ***** Saved and done, thankyou!

(19:38:28) Aubergine: censorship at it's worst

(19:39:04) Aubergine: I'll have to really read between the lines

(19:39:08) Kinkyclawz: Its those bloomin' do-gooders censoring you again. LOL

(19:39:26) Kinkyclawz: hehe you'll have to have the lines to read between if truth be

told.

(19:40:04) Willie: Kinkyclawz rolls 1d6 and gets 4.

(19:40:14) Willie: Aubergine rolls 1d6 and gets 3.

(19:40:26) Aubergine: so close

(19:40:46) Eileen: willie should behave

(19:40:47) Kinkyclawz: indeed, not sure of the rules... high score wins or low score?

(19:40:50) Willie: Eileen rolls 1d6 and gets 4.

(19:41:07) Kinkyclawz: he should... maybe they're censoring you using willie as an

unwilling puppet.

(19:41:08) Eileen: kc we need to roll again


(19:41:14) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, we have a tie!

(19:41:17) Aubergine: a tie breaker

(19:41:21) Kinkyclawz: hehe we do.

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(19:41:31) Eileen: yay


(19:41:45) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, Eileen wins, Genie, you got a 3 so you're second and

I'm last.

(19:41:48) Aubergine: you both win

(19:41:58) Kinkyclawz: *applause* Well doen my Twisters!

(19:42:07) Aubergine: hi-low

(19:42:11) Kinkyclawz: We all win! makes it fair then.

(19:42:33) Kinkyclawz: In that case Eileen and I just made a Genie sandwich.. in the

nice way.

(19:42:54) Aubergine: squish

(19:43:29) Kinkyclawz: lol oh no, we wouldn't squish you, Genie. We wouldn't would

we Eileen?

(19:43:30) Willie: Fang enters the channel.

(19:43:37) Fang: Hello

(19:43:39) Aubergine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iab0muHl4hU

(19:43:47) Kinkyclawz: Oh, this is going to take come explanation... Hi Fang!

(19:43:52) Aubergine: howdy Fang

(19:44:15) Eileen: Hello Fang!

(19:44:17) Kinkyclawz: Cheers Genie!

(19:44:21) Eileen: yay! Twister sandwich!

(19:44:33) Aubergine: yummy

(19:44:40) Eileen: How are you, my twoyfriend?

(19:44:53) Kinkyclawz: sweetness on either side and a scrummy filling!

(19:44:54) Fang: squishing and Lindsay Lohan and that's all I know... I can see the

need for explanation

(19:45:00) Kinkyclawz: how goe sit Fang?

(19:45:19) Kinkyclawz: lmao It does look rather random, I grant you.

(19:45:24) Fang: good, mainly as I like the idea of a twister sandwhich

(19:45:45) Aubergine: you arrived just in time Doctor

(19:46:01) Aubergine: the girls were about to go wild

(19:46:24) Fang: you may still go wild

(19:46:28) Fang: you have my permission

(19:46:39) Kinkyclawz: We were playing with dice and Genie got the middle score of

the three of us so that's where the squishing/Twister sandwich came from. And

Lindsay Lohan was a topic for discussion or would ahve been had Genie's computer

not been working for the government and stopping ehr seeing certian lines of the

chat. *takes a breath(

(19:46:40) Fang: I see a show about such things, seems good to me

(19:47:26) Eileen: brb have to win an ebay auction

(19:47:33) Aubergine: no say it isn't so Fang. You don't watch that type of stuff on

the HD

(19:48:03) Kinkyclawz: Girls go wild indeed. And we have to serve a Christmas Spirit

(Kahlua, Baileys, Brandy and Coffee, as described to me by our Vice of Reason,

Genie).

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(19:48:13) Kinkyclawz: HB and good luck Eileen!

(19:48:28) Aubergine: good luck with the auction

(19:48:36) Kinkyclawz: heehee if it doesn't involve man ass, I think you might Fang,

yes?

(19:48:42) Aubergine: are they selling one of the J's

(19:48:44) Fang: what do you think the auction is?

(19:48:50) Eileen: okay back

(19:48:55) Eileen: still got 18 min


(19:49:19) Eileen: guess the auction

(19:49:23) Fang: more unefficient time-keeping

(19:49:27) Kinkyclawz: WB! 18mins? We can amuse you for that long I'm sure.

(19:49:36) Kinkyclawz: lol

(19:49:55) Fang: is it a cup one of the SPN guys once drank from and you plan to

use the DNA to raise an army of clones?

(19:50:23) Kinkyclawz: Shh, don't give her ideas... oh dear, too late?

(19:50:24) Fang: aw dammit i had a line stolen!

(19:50:25) Aubergine: no it's a vial of Jared's sweat

(19:50:31) Aubergine: a lock of his hair

(19:50:44) Fang: I said "I don't know 18 minutes is a long time"

(19:50:54) Eileen: hmmmm i like the idea, Fang

(19:51:15) Kinkyclawz: Erm, not the aforementioned Supernatural Advent Calendar

with the boys provcoatively posed wearing onyl a santa hat each?

(19:51:17) Eileen: the mug i mean


(19:51:28) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, I never saw that line.

(19:51:44) Aubergine: maybe dare I say some less glamorous item

(19:52:00) Kinkyclawz: The cloning only works if the lock of hair has the root

remember, Eileen.

(19:52:00) Fang: no it was stolen, it 'twas Genie's fault for upsetting her goverment

(19:52:07) Kinkyclawz: Dare! Dare!

(19:52:13) Fang: KC is an expert at such things

(19:52:36) Eileen: yeah that is why i will go for the cup, KC

(19:52:37) Eileen:

(19:52:38) Fang: maybe she's buying a pokemon backpack?


(19:52:52) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, those damned do-gooders coming in censoring vital

lines of discussion in this chatroom.

(19:53:05) Fang: or a gnome

(19:53:08) Eileen: stop the censorship!

(19:53:13) Kinkyclawz: I'm an expert? In upsetting the government? Why thank you.

*is proud*

(19:53:18) Eileen: let's do occupy Willie!

(19:53:21) Kinkyclawz: lmao

(19:53:23) Eileen: not really Fang


(19:53:29) Fang: I had a dream you said that Eileen

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(19:53:40) Eileen: Fang!

(19:53:51) Aubergine: I just rewatched XXX with Vin Diesel

(19:53:57) Kinkyclawz: Does Willie want occupying? I know we're in and out of each

other's head all the time, that's normal, but Occupying Willie?!

(19:53:58) Fang: a remarkable man

(19:54:00) Aubergine: he stole a car from a congressman

(19:54:10) Aubergine: named Dick

(19:54:11) Fang: Vin Diesel not Willie

(19:54:13) Eileen: its not a gnome

(19:54:18) Eileen: its smaller

(19:54:20) Eileen:

(19:54:23) Fang: is Dick related to Willie?

(19:54:31) Kinkyclawz: he is, Fang. Apparently.

(19:54:38) Aubergine: could be


(19:54:56) Kinkyclawz: Smaller than a gnome?

I think Dick IS related to Willie, albeit distantly.

(19:54:59) Aubergine: but Dick was all about censorship

(19:55:11) Aubergine: that's why XXX stole his car

(19:55:26) Kinkyclawz: Just realised my response to an earlier comment was

amusingly placed after your question Fang.

(19:55:28) Aubergine: so we need Vin Diesel

(19:55:38) Aubergine: and how is that for being on topic

(19:55:41) Aubergine: sort of

(19:55:48) Kinkyclawz: We do! If only we knew where to find him? *looks around the

chatroom*

(19:55:59) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, well done Fang and Genie!


(19:56:16) Kinkyclawz: And your aauction item is smaller than a gnome? a baby

gnome then?

(19:56:20) Fang: we're good at XXX conversations

(19:56:35) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, of all kinds, it seems.

(19:56:45) Fang: I think Eileen is buying a wind-up penguin toy

(19:56:50) Aubergine: a mini gnome

(19:57:23) Kinkyclawz: LOL A gnome's pet dog?

(19:57:30) Eileen: phew 10 min

(19:57:44) Fang: 10 minutes is a much more manageable time

(19:57:54) Eileen: *sweats starts to bead on her brow*

(19:57:55) Kinkyclawz: and counting. My didn't that 8 minutes fly by?

(19:57:58) Kinkyclawz: *****

Channel: Style: Language:

(19:29:24) Eileen:

(19:30:17) Kinkyclawz: I'm afraid I've not researched it, what is advent? Is it the

beginning of the journey to see the baby Jesus?

(19:31:12) Kinkyclawz: BLAST! Um, could someone please send me the chatlog

from here?

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(19:20:19) Kinkyclawz: *****

(19:31:27) Kinkyclawz: Sorry, my fault that time. TSK!

(19:32:19) Eileen: one sec

(19:32:29) Kinkyclawz: thankyou, and sorry about that.

(19:32:49) Eileen: [color=aqua](20:14:24) Kinkyclawz: unenviable rather, that's the

word I meant.


(20:14:44) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, I might know that one then, when I find it on youTube.

(20:14:4 Eileen: Hello!

(20:14:49) Aubergine: she is her father's daughter

(20:14:51) Kinkyclawz: Heeey, hiya Eileen!

(20:14:56) Kinkyclawz: How are you?

(20:14:57) Aubergine: hello Eileen!!

(20:15:03) Eileen: How are you two?

(20:15:11) Kinkyclawz: Who's her father, Genie?

Eileen, we're discussing Lindsay Loham.

(20:15:12) Eileen: I'm great after my jogging


(20:15:14) Aubergine: allo, allo

(20:15:23) Eileen: oh my

(20:15:3 Aubergine: doing well how about yourself

(20:15:46) Kinkyclawz: Not bad thanks, better for having finished work.

Ooh jogging?! Fang's gonna hate to have missed you jogging, suesse!


(20:16:10) Kinkyclawz: also Lindsay Lohan, when I spell ehr name right. LOL

(20:16:50) Aubergine: I guess spelling counts

(20:17:04) Eileen: doing great thanks just pre

(19:34:08) Eileen: ok that was too long

(19:34:26) Kinkyclawz: hehe, if its easier hun, could you send it in a PM and I'll sort it

out?

(19:35:19) Aubergine: oh look I was missing lines

(19:35:30) Kinkyclawz: You were?

(19:35:53) Eileen: sent

(19:35:57) Aubergine: you asked who her father was. I didn't get that or the jogging

line

(19:36:13) Aubergine: good thing I switched over.

(19:36:15) Kinkyclawz: Thankyou Dear Twister! MWAH!

(19:36:37) Kinkyclawz: it is a good ting, we'd have ovewhelmed your connection.

(19:37:26) Eileen:

(19:37:27) Eileen: Muah!

(19:37:49) Aubergine: it's like there was a whole conversation that my connection

didn't think I needed to be involved in

(19:38:26) Kinkyclawz: ***** Saved and done, thankyou!

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(19:38:28) Aubergine: censorship at it's worst

(19:39:04) Aubergine: I'll have to really read between the lines

(19:39:08) Kinkyclawz: Its those bloomin' do-gooders censoring you again. LOL

(19:39:26) Kinkyclawz: hehe you'll have to have the lines to read between if truth be

told.


(19:40:14) Willie: Aubergine rolls 1d6 and gets 3.

(19:40:26) Aubergine: so close

(19:40:46) Eileen: willie should behave

(19:40:47) Kinkyclawz: indeed, not sure of the rules... high score wins or low score?


(19:41:07) Kinkyclawz: he should... maybe they're censoring you using willie as an

unwilling puppet.

(19:41:08) Eileen: kc we need to roll again


(19:41:14) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, we have a tie!

(19:41:17) Aubergine: a tie breaker

(19:41:21) Kinkyclawz: hehe we do.



(19:41:31) Eileen: yay


(19:41:45) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, Eileen wins, Genie, you got a 3 so you're second and

I'm last.

(19:41:48) Aubergine: you both win

(19:41:58) Kinkyclawz: *applause* Well doen my Twisters!

(19:42:07) Aubergine: hi-low

(19:42:11) Kinkyclawz: We all win! makes it fair then.

(19:42:33) Kinkyclawz: In that case Eileen and I just made a Genie sandwich.. in the

nice way.

(19:42:54) Aubergine: squish

(19:43:29) Kinkyclawz: lol oh no, we wouldn't squish you, Genie. We wouldn't would

we Eileen?


(19:43:37) Fang: Hello

(19:43:39) Aubergine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iab0muHl4hU

(19:43:47) Kinkyclawz: Oh, this is going to take come explanation... Hi Fang!

(19:43:52) Aubergine: howdy Fang

(19:44:15) Eileen: Hello Fang!

(19:44:17) Kinkyclawz: Cheers Genie!

(19:44:21) Eileen: yay! Twister sandwich!

(19:44:33) Aubergine: yummy

(19:44:40) Eileen: How are you, my twoyfriend?

(19:44:53) Kinkyclawz: sweetness on either side and a scrummy filling!

(19:44:54) Fang: squishing and Lindsay Lohan and that's all I know... I can see the

need for explanation

(19:45:00) Kinkyclawz: how goe sit Fang?

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(19:45:19) Kinkyclawz: lmao It does look rather random, I grant you.

(19:45:24) Fang: good, mainly as I like the idea of a twister sandwhich

(19:45:45) Aubergine: you arrived just in time Doctor

(19:46:01) Aubergine: the girls were about to go wild

(19:46:24) Fang: you may still go wild

(19:46:28) Fang: you have my permission

(19:46:39) Kinkyclawz: We were playing with dice and Genie got the middle score of

the three of us so that's where the squishing/Twister sandwich came from. And

Lindsay Lohan was a topic for discussion or would ahve been had Genie's computer

not been working for the government and stopping ehr seeing certian lines of the

chat. *takes a breath(

(19:46:40) Fang: I see a show about such things, seems good to me

(19:47:26) Eileen: brb have to win an ebay auction

(19:47:33) Aubergine: no say it isn't so Fang. You don't watch that type of stuff on

the HD

(19:48:03) Kinkyclawz: Girls go wild indeed. And we have to serve a Christmas Spirit

(Kahlua, Baileys, Brandy and Coffee, as described to me by our Vice of Reason,

Genie).

(19:48:13) Kinkyclawz: HB and good luck Eileen!

(19:48:28) Aubergine: good luck with the auction

(19:48:36) Kinkyclawz: heehee if it doesn't involve man ass, I think you might Fang,

yes?

(19:48:42) Aubergine: are they selling one of the J's

(19:48:44) Fang: what do you think the auction is?

(19:48:50) Eileen: okay back

(19:48:55) Eileen: still got 18 min


(19:49:19) Eileen: guess the auction

(19:49:23) Fang: more unefficient time-keeping

(19:49:27) Kinkyclawz: WB! 18mins? We can amuse you for that long I'm sure.


(19:49:55) Fang: is it a cup one of the SPN guys once drank from and you plan to

use the DNA to raise an army of clones?

(19:50:23) Kinkyclawz: Shh, don't give her ideas... oh dear, too late?

(19:50:24) Fang: aw dammit i had a line stolen!

(19:50:25) Aubergine: no it's a vial of Jared's sweat

(19:50:31) Aubergine: a lock of his hair

(19:50:44) Fang: I said "I don't know 18 minutes is a long time"

(19:50:54) Eileen: hmmmm i like the idea, Fang

(19:51:15) Kinkyclawz: Erm, not the aforementioned Supernatural Advent Calendar

with the boys provcoatively posed wearing onyl a santa hat each?

(19:51:17) Eileen: the mug i mean


(19:51:28) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, I never saw that line.

(19:51:44) Aubergine: maybe dare I say some less glamorous item

(19:52:00) Kinkyclawz: The cloning only works if the lock of hair has the root

remember, Eileen.

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(19:52:00) Fang: no it was stolen, it 'twas Genie's fault for upsetting her goverment

(19:52:07) Kinkyclawz: Dare! Dare!

(19:52:13) Fang: KC is an expert at such things

(19:52:36) Eileen: yeah that is why i will go for the cup, KC

(19:52:37) Eileen:

(19:52:38) Fang: maybe she's buying a pokemon backpack?


(19:52:52) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, those damned do-gooders coming in censoring vital

lines of discussion in this chatroom.

(19:53:05) Fang: or a gnome

(19:53:08) Eileen: stop the censorship!

(19:53:13) Kinkyclawz: I'm an expert? In upsetting the government? Why thank you.

*is proud*

(19:53:18) Eileen: let's do occupy Willie!

(19:53:21) Kinkyclawz: lmao

(19:53:23) Eileen: not really Fang


(19:53:29) Fang: I had a dream you said that Eileen


(19:53:40) Eileen: Fang!

(19:53:51) Aubergine: I just rewatched XXX with Vin Diesel

(19:53:57) Kinkyclawz: Does Willie want occupying? I know we're in and out of each

other's head all the time, that's normal, but Occupying Willie?!

(19:53:58) Fang: a remarkable man

(19:54:00) Aubergine: he stole a car from a congressman

(19:54:10) Aubergine: named Dick

(19:54:11) Fang: Vin Diesel not Willie

(19:54:13) Eileen: its not a gnome

(19:54:18) Eileen: its smaller

(19:54:20) Eileen:

(19:54:23) Fang: is Dick related to Willie?

(19:54:31) Kinkyclawz: he is, Fang. Apparently.

(19:54:38) Aubergine: could be


(19:54:56) Kinkyclawz: Smaller than a gnome?

I think Dick IS related to Willie, albeit distantly.

(19:54:59) Aubergine: but Dick was all about censorship

(19:55:11) Aubergine: that's why XXX stole his car

(19:55:26) Kinkyclawz: Just realised my response to an earlier comment was

amusingly placed after your question Fang.

(19:55:28) Aubergine: so we need Vin Diesel

(19:55:38) Aubergine: and how is that for being on topic

(19:55:41) Aubergine: sort of

(19:55:48) Kinkyclawz: We do! If only we knew where to find him? *looks around the

chatroom*

(19:55:59) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, well done Fang and Genie!


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(19:56:16) Kinkyclawz: And your aauction item is smaller than a gnome? a baby

gnome then?

(19:56:20) Fang: we're good at XXX conversations

(19:56:35) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, of all kinds, it seems.

(19:56:45) Fang: I think Eileen is buying a wind-up penguin toy

(19:56:50) Aubergine: a mini gnome

(19:57:23) Kinkyclawz: LOL A gnome's pet dog?

(19:57:30) Eileen: phew 10 min

(19:57:44) Fang: 10 minutes is a much more manageable time

(19:57:54) Eileen: *sweats starts to bead on her brow*

(19:57:55) Kinkyclawz: and counting. My didn't that 8 minutes fly by?

(19:57:58) Kinkyclawz: *****

(19:57:59) Fang: hang in there Eileen, stay strong

(19:58:14) Aubergine: do you have the highest bid

(19:58:27) Aubergine: on the mini gnome

(19:58:37) Eileen: not yet

(19:58:43) Eileen: will bid when the end is near

(19:58:47) Eileen: *starts to sing*

(19:58:56) Aubergine: good stratedgy

(19:59:03) Kinkyclawz: *hands Eileen a cool handkerchief to wipe her brow*

(19:59:12) Aubergine: the hills are alive with the sound of music

(19:59:20) Eileen: thank you kc *wipes her brow*

(19:59:28) Kinkyclawz: Rumours by Lindsay Lohan?

(19:59:37) Eileen: "The end is near..."

(19:59:42) Fang: it's getting hot in here

(19:59:56) Eileen: uhmm Frank?

(20:00:00) Aubergine: that's not a very high spirited song

(20:00:24) Kinkyclawz: Oh, sorry. Was just watching the video, in bits.

(20:00:30) Fang: talk to Frank?

(20:00:36) Kinkyclawz: Holy Jolly Christmas?

(20:00:48) Aubergine: about being Frank

(20:00:52) Kinkyclawz: LOL Perhaps a joke only you ans I might get Fang?

(20:01:03) Eileen: Frank Sinatra

(20:01:03) Kinkyclawz: or perhaps not?


(20:01:17) Eileen: 6 min!

(20:01:19) Fang: they're the best kind

(20:01:20) Aubergine: My way

(20:01:21) Eileen: *starts to shiver*

(20:01:25) Kinkyclawz: ooh, its exciting!

(20:01:29) Fang: yes now we're in my sort of time

(20:01:48) Kinkyclawz: Will you tell us what you're bidding on when you win (if i'm

not missing a line or two that is).

(20:01:52) Aubergine: shake rattle and roll

(20:01:52) Kinkyclawz: ?

(20:01:57) Eileen: i will


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(20:02:00) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, love that song!

(20:02:12) Aubergine: she doesn't want you to bid on it

(20:02:23) Aubergine: so you'll have to wait until the auction is over

(20:02:23) Kinkyclawz: YAY! *has fingers, toes, eyes, arms and legs crossed for

Eileen to win*

(20:02:50) Aubergine: i've crossed my t's

(20:02:52) Fang: Willie stole one of my lines again, my words of wisdom are getting

lost, they're like lost Shakespeare plays

(20:02:55) Kinkyclawz: lmao Why? Are they selling Dean Lennox Kely?

(20:02:58) Kinkyclawz: Kelly also?


(20:03:29) Aubergine: only Eileen knows

(20:03:34) Eileen: ah! 4

(20:03:39) Kinkyclawz: Like "Fangeo and Eileeniet"? I have the unabridged copy if

you want... oh, sorry, Eileen has my unabridge copy if you want ot share with her?

(20:03:48) Aubergine: anticipation

(20:03:54) Kinkyclawz: 4! 4 minutes ha ha haaaa!

(20:03:54) Fang: she better let the world see after it ends

(20:03:57) Aubergine: it's making me wait

(20:04:14) Kinkyclawz: Antici---pation.

(20:04:18) Aubergine: the best is yet to come

(20:04:32) Kinkyclawz: My lord, I'm giving random quotes... my Twusband taught me

well. *sniffles*

(20:04:34) Aubergine: nail biting time

(20:04:38) Fang: I think it may be a little Castle for Trevor the goldfish, poor Trev has

been largely forgotten

(20:04:44) Kinkyclawz: This will be worth the wait!

(20:05:03) Kinkyclawz: Aww, what a kind gift! How lovely!

(20:05:13) Aubergine: I thought he got squished

(20:05:30) Kinkyclawz: or did he largely forget, we wonder, as dead goldfish are apt

to do?

(20:05:34) Eileen: 2

(20:05:43) Kinkyclawz: no, that was you earlier today Genie. LMAO

(20:05:53) Kinkyclawz: 2! 2 minutes!

(20:05:53) Fang: tutu

(20:06:02) Fang: I meant 2! 2 minutes

(20:06:05) Aubergine: two minute warning

(20:06:15) Kinkyclawz: and leading to another old and beloved discussion... tutus.

LOL

(20:06:16) Aubergine: are you going for the goal

(20:06:18) Fang: it's the final countdown!

(20:06:29) Eileen: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(20:06:31) Kinkyclawz: you have 2 minutes to get to minimum safe distance..

(20:06:35) Aubergine: will she go all the way

(20:06:52) Kinkyclawz: oh dear, I'm going to be late to the minimum safe distance at

this rate. LOL

Good luck Eileen!

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(20:07:03) Kinkyclawz: she must! She will!

(20:07:11) Aubergine: she is a Will

(20:07:22) Fang: where there's a Will there's a way

(20:07:26) Kinkyclawz: And where there's a Will, there's a way! lo



(20:07:46) Aubergine: one for all and all for one

(20:07:49) Eileen: yay!

(20:07:51) Aubergine: that is one brain

(20:07:52) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, *crawls inside Fang's head for a while* Ohh, comfy. :S

(20:07:55) Fang: great minds...won't be found around here

(20:07:56) Kinkyclawz: :d even

(20:08:05) Eileen: lol that is my family saying

(20:08:07) Fang: just stay out of the dark areas near th eback

(20:08:08) Aubergine: did ya ein

(20:08:14) Kinkyclawz: lmao I want a Tshirt wiht that slogan on it! lmao

(20:08:16) Fang: aww she has a family saying


(20:08:27) Kinkyclawz: also did you win?

(20:08:29) Eileen: i did

(20:08:31) Aubergine: is that like a family crest

(20:08:43) Kinkyclawz: Why, what's back there Fang? *is naturally curious*

(20:08:46) Fang: congrats!

(20:08:46) Fang: congrats!

(20:08:56) Kinkyclawz: YAAAAAY! Well done!

(20:09:01) Aubergine: great job

(20:09:07) Aubergine: what is it?

(20:09:08) Kinkyclawz: Congrats! Aww, you're thinking for two now Fang, bless ya!

(20:09:14) Kinkyclawz: What did you win?

(20:09:18) Fang: aww Willie didn't steal my line he held it hostage and posted it later

(20:09:23) Fang: he made me look silly

(20:09:32) Fang: me!

(20:09:48) Aubergine: not silly, enthusiastic

(20:09:50) Fang: c'mon new pom poms

(20:10:03) Kinkyclawz: LMAO For the last time, Fang, that's not what they mean by

"selling your body".

(20:10:03) Fang: c'mon new tutus


(20:10:23) Kinkyclawz: Yeah! New pompoms! And yeah! enthusiastic!

(20:10:34) Fang: heh? I don't get it KC

(20:11:05) Fang: ah screw this, hold on, I'm going to log out, log in, log out, log in

then shake it all about

(20:11:07) Kinkyclawz: When you said Eileen won you. Putting yourself up for

auction is not what they mean by "selling your body" LOL

(20:11:08) Willie: Fang logs out of the Chat.

(20:11:10) Aubergine: are you going to tell us, Eileen

(20:11:25) Kinkyclawz: Or wait until fang returns.

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HB Fang!



(20:11:34) Kinkyclawz: WB!


(20:11:39) Aubergine: I think the government has caught up with Fang

(20:11:43) Fang: *sjakes it all about*

(20:11:51) Fang: right I'm back this time

(20:11:54) Kinkyclawz: Are you putting it in and out for a reason, Fang? LOL

(20:12:00) Aubergine: are you sure?


(20:12:02) Eileen: wb Fang

(20:12:07) Kinkyclawz: Ohhh, I geddit!!

(20:12:14) Kinkyclawz: LMAO WB!

(20:12:14) Fang: to stop Willie stealing my lines

(20:12:22) Eileen: lol no it's not e

(20:12:23) Kinkyclawz: Oh wait, said that once.

(20:12:24) Eileen: okay

(20:12:29) Eileen: i have it here

(20:12:36) Aubergine: yeah I had that issue earlier

(20:12:44) Aubergine: missed a whole comversation

(20:12:51) Kinkyclawz: *waits eagerly, leanign out of Fang's ear to find out*

(20:12:52) Eileen:

http://i1031.photobucket.com/albums/y376/e_lee13/Auction_earrings.jpg

(20:12:53) Aubergine: you'll have to read between the lines

(20:12:59) Eileen: looooooooool

(20:13:19) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, bauble earrings! Those are cute!!!

(20:13:46) Fang: I like your baubles Eileen!

(20:13:49) Aubergine: I have a pair of those. I could have shipped them to you


(20:14:23) Eileen: i guess the shipping would have been more expensive, Genie

(20:14:32) Aubergine: just maybe

(20:14:45) Kinkyclawz: *****


(20:15:16) Aubergine: well glad you won

(20:15:25) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, my Twisters will both look lovely in those! Squee!

(20:15:27) Aubergine: was it a fierce fight

(20:15:39) Kinkyclawz: Were lots of people wanting them?

(20:15:57) Fang:

(20:16:02) Fang: http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-asse

ts/photos/images/original/000/048/783/a_winner_is_you20110724-22047-

1nd3wif.jpg?1311564834

(20:16:15) Aubergine: mine were a gift so I don't know much they cost

(20:16:32) Kinkyclawz: *****

(13:16:40) Aubergine: can't really see a big bidding war.


(13:16:52) Fang: what do you mean Genie? I'm sure there were lots of people that

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wanted to get their hands on Eileen's baubles

(13:16:54) Eileen: one bid over me

(13:16:57) Eileen: but then i won

(13:17:08) Fang: yeah nobody is getting over you that easy!

(13:17:19) Aubergine: that's the spirit

(13:17:21) Eileen: i also bought others

(13:17:32) Eileen: transparent but like thos above

(13:17:33) Kinkyclawz: LMAO @ Fang!

Ooh, then you had to up your bid to compensate... good strategy.

(13:17:38) Eileen: they are 3 cm wide

(13:17:50) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, they sound pretty too!

(13:17:54) Eileen: lol yeah(13:18:14) Eileen: brb my laundry is calling(13:18:26)

Eileen: lol you think so Fang?

(13:18:32) Fang: 3cm wide ? that's disappointing

(13:18:52) Aubergine: oh your laundry is speaking

(13:19:03) Aubergine: that's a sure sign it's time for the wash

(13:19:05) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, Laundry sunday is back for Advent. HB Eileen!

(13:19:52) Aubergine: size doesn't matter, Fang

(13:19:55) Kinkyclawz: Its worse when your laundry gets fed up of waiting and drags

itslef ot the washing machine, throwing itself helplessly at the closed door and

whining to be let in.

(13:20:05) Kinkyclawz: its what you do with it that counts.

(13:20:22) Fang: well I'm glad you all feel that way

(13:20:41) Aubergine: about earrings


(13:21:04) Fang: er... yeah that's what I was talking about too, what else would I

mean?

(13:21:10) Fang: anyway...

(13:21:24) Kinkyclawz: I wasn't. *wicked giggles*


(13:21:42) Fang: uh-oh the manic laughter in my head is back

(13:22:03) Kinkyclawz: *shouts* Echo!

(13:22:20) Fang: and more of my mind than usual seems to be dirty, maybe I should

do some washing too

(13:22:39) Fang: what did you say KC?

(13:22:42) Aubergine: brain washing may already be in place

(13:22:50) Kinkyclawz: Fang? Why is htere an armchair in your head?

(13:23:02) Kinkyclawz: hehe, not falling for that one Fang.

(13:23:07) Fang: dammit

(13:23:20) Fang: it's a good chair for thinking

(13:23:25) Eileen: back

(13:23:37) Eileen: just hanging my laundry not washing

(13:23:43) Aubergine: wb

(13:23:51) Fang: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

bbbbbbbbbbbbbb(13:24:00) Aubergine: hanging why what's the offense

(13:24:08) Kinkyclawz: Ohh. Clever. Maybe I should get some head furniture for

whne I want to think. those padded walls can't be helping my brain cell with motion

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sickness, can it?

(13:24:13) Eileen: for being wet

(13:24:21) Eileen: being wet is not always good


(13:24:38) Fang: I like you're wet t-shirt Eileen

(13:24:43) Kinkyclawz: LOL Hanging your washing for the crime of being wet?! Poor

washing!

(13:24:44) Fang: your


(13:24:55) Aubergine: it's not always bad

(13:24:59) Fang: dammit Willie, he's messing up me grammer

(13:25:10) Eileen: its a cruel world kC

(13:25:14) Kinkyclawz: what about your garnpa?

(13:25:18) Kinkyclawz: erm grandpa?

(13:25:30) Aubergine: imagine if you will JP soaking wet

(13:25:33) Kinkyclawz: it is Eileen, and the wet must be punished.


(13:25:49) Eileen: but not wet JP!

(13:25:53) Kinkyclawz: *is imagining DLK soaking wet...* Yumyumyum

(20:25:54) Eileen: i want him!

(20:26:01) Fang: that's not a good opinion for somebody that lives near in

Manchester

(20:26:29) Aubergine: imagine Vin diesel soaking wet

(20:26:49) Fang: why would I do such a thing?

(20:27:04) Kinkyclawz: BUGGER!!! its going to be one of those nights again... could

someone please send me the chatlog again? I've save up to Fang's "You're a

Winner" image... sorry about this.

(20:27:09) Fang: I probably don't need to anyway, he's bound to be soaking wet in

HD at some point

(20:27:16) Aubergine: I know the imagine is stuck in your head now Fang

(20:27:18) Fang: oops sorry, no more images

(20:27:34) Fang: especially mental Vin Diesel ones

(20:27:42) Eileen:

(20:27:47) Fang: they're BANNND

(20:27:51) Fang: stop that Eileen

(20:27:52) Eileen: I like this one wet


(20:27:59) Fang: naughty Eileen

(20:28:09) Aubergine: see wet is not so bad

(20:28:11) Eileen: awww come on!

(20:28:17) Eileen: just a tiny pic

(20:28:21) Eileen: no it isnt

(20:28:21) Kinkyclawz: hehe I forgot what I put Fang... imagining DLK wet through is

bad for someone from near Manchester? Might not be good considering I'm in your

head...messin' woth your thoughts. Mwahaha!

(20:28:22) Eileen: hehe

(20:28:27) Fang: I sent Eileen a picture of her favourite man wet with no clothes on

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(20:28:28) Eileen: http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/supernatu

ral/supernatural%20caps/Playthings/vlcsnap-152080-1.jpg

(20:28:53) Eileen: he did!!!

(20:28:54) Eileen:

(20:29:08) Kinkyclawz: but mesin' WITH your thoughts might be more fun. When I've

done messing woth them, that is.

(20:29:28) Fang: I'm hoping she sends me a picture of my favourite women topless

in return

(20:29:45) Eileen: uhmmm who is that?

(20:29:45) Kinkyclawz: Aww, kindness knows many returns.

(20:29:47) Eileen: Amy?

(20:29:51) Fang: although maybe a picture of that Tully guy may work better, I'd like

to see his tatoos in more detail

(20:29:54) Kinkyclawz: Or is that brithdays... I never remember.

(20:29:55) Aubergine: who is your favorite woman

(20:30:15) Fang: Eileen of course silly

(20:30:32) Kinkyclawz: Heehee, you charmer!

(20:30:51) Eileen: awwwwwwwwwwwww

(20:30:55) Eileen: but believe me, Fang

(20:31:03) Eileen: its better for your eyes if you don't

(20:31:04) Fang: I thought it was cunning plan KC

(20:31:19) Aubergine: you should leave somethings to the imagination

(20:31:21) Fang: nah it'll be fine, they're be all

(20:31:33) Fang: then

(20:31:45) Fang: then


(20:31:49) Kinkyclawz: and Eileen will be all yes?

(20:31:59) Fang: while I'm all


(20:32:16) Eileen: loooooool

(20:32:23) Eileen: or you will be

(20:32:25) Fang: hey who is this guy? has he always been there?

(20:32:50) Eileen: then

(20:32:54) Eileen: and then

(20:33:02) Eileen: i think it has

(20:33:11) Fang: true Eileen, true

(20:33:17) Fang: that might be my reaction

(20:33:32) Kinkyclawz: Erm, I don't recall the exclamation mark being there, actually.

Maybe John's been playing, bless him.

(20:33:35) Fang: shock, tears of joy and the danger of never leaving my computer

screen again

(20:33:43) Aubergine: Is this in the Fangeo and Eileeniet book

(20:33:45) Fang: maybe he's stealing all the lines


(20:34:33) Fang: I'm surprised you were brave enough to open my PM Eileen, what

was going through your head?

(20:35:13) Kinkyclawz: *begins thinking od DLK and all his wonderful Tully tattoos*

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(20:35:27) Fang: awww we can't see his man-ass

(20:35:31) Fang: what a lousy photo

(20:35:32) Kinkyclawz: http://i67.photobucket.com/album

s/h284/Kinkyclawz/Screencaps/BeingHuman/NakedTullyS2Ep2-1.jpg

(20:35:50) Fang: I'd like to tatoo hin

(20:35:51) Kinkyclawz: it wouldn't help, Fang, its not in HD either.

(20:36:07) Fang: uh what is wrong with my thoughts tonight?

(20:36:19) Fang: I'm not feeling myself (which makes a change)

(20:36:20) Kinkyclawz: *girly growl* I'd like to more than tattoo him... wait... Fang, are

you a tattoist?

(20:36:24) Kinkyclawz: tattooist also?

(20:36:40) Kinkyclawz: LMFAO

(20:36:52) Fang: I'm sure I haven't wanted to tattoo his ass before

(20:37:09) Aubergine: I hope not

(20:37:09) Kinkyclawz: *wonders for a moment if her unwritten thoughts are bleeding

into Fang's subconscious*

(20:37:12) Kinkyclawz: Nah!

(20:37:21) Aubergine: but to each his own

(20:37:49) Fang: oh dammit KC! that better not be the case

(20:38:02) Eileen: lol i was a bit worried , Fang

(20:38:21) Fang: but you still clicked it?

(20:38:22) Kinkyclawz: ulp. Hmm, I think I'll get out of your head for a little while

Fang, I'm worried about that dark bit right at the back. It keeps staring at me.


(20:38:29) Fang: as I said you're brave

(20:38:44) Fang: the dark side is getting bigger KC

(20:38:47) Fang: wonder why?

(20:38:51) Eileen: yeah i did

(20:38:57) Eileen: i thought what can i lose?


(20:39:07) Kinkyclawz: Brave and Bold Eileeniet, clicked on the message Strong and

True Fangeo sent her.


(20:39:30) Kinkyclawz: Not sure, Fang. Must be something affecting it. Can't think

what though.

(20:39:38) Eileen: ohoh the darkness in Fang's head stared at you? Yeah, you better

get out of there KC!

(20:39:43) Eileen: Quick, Run!!!

(20:40:05) Eileen: or jump!

(20:40:09) Kinkyclawz: *scurries out of Fang's head without looking back and bolts

for hte safety of Eileen's head instead*

(20:40:21) Aubergine: http://starspage.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Vin-

Diesel-Wallpaper-19.jpg

(20:40:24) Kinkyclawz: Phew, safe.

(20:40:33) Aubergine:

(20:40:39) Fang: well it started with "no clotes" then I added "I thought you may like

a picture of your favourite man without any clothes on, enjoy!" with the pic in a

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spoiler box just in case

(20:40:42) Kinkyclawz: Oops, broken link Genie.

(20:40:54) Eileen:

(20:40:58) Eileen: http://i662.photobucket.com/albu

ms/uu350/Epideme/drunkjensen.jpg

(20:41:12) Fang: ah we've all had nights like that

(20:41:15) Kinkyclawz: Ah, that might be a warning sign as a heading for a message,

granted.

(20:41:20) Aubergine: what's he doing to that bird

(20:41:24) Eileen: *feels something itch in her head* oh what's that?

(20:41:38) Eileen: kissing!


(20:41:48) Eileen: love birds

(20:41:56) Fang: topless gorgeous men in cowboy hats holding his cock

(20:42:00) Kinkyclawz: Hmm, nice view. you have good taste Eileen and Genie!

(20:42:04) Fang: a normal night that

(20:42:15) Fang: uh *falls over*

(20:42:16) Eileen: that was during the time he did friday 13 and he was a teeny tiny

bit drunk

(20:42:17) Kinkyclawz: LMFAO!!!!!

(20:42:20) Eileen: and its a stuffed bird

(20:42:29) Fang: *gets up feeling a bit light headed*

(20:42:29) Aubergine: does that happen often Fang

(20:42:35) Fang: blimey what happened in my head?

(20:42:39) Kinkyclawz: Where did he stuff it Eileen? *giggles*

(20:42:46) Eileen: roooooooooooofl

(20:42:55) Fang: it feels darker, and I'm missing some thoughts from the past 30

mins

(20:42:57) Eileen: you okay, Fang?

(20:43:06) Fang: I hope nothing embarassing happened

(20:43:19) Aubergine: nothing

(20:43:27) Aubergine: to speak of

(20:43:31) Kinkyclawz: Not sure, Fang. I didn't see anything out of hte ordinary when

I ran away from your starey dark side.

(20:43:32) Eileen: uhmmm nope all is okay

(20:43:35) Eileen: *giggles*

(20:43:35) Fang: ah that's good Genie

(20:43:52) Fang: hmmm? dark side?

(20:43:54) Kinkyclawz: Ulp.

(20:44:00) Eileen: *giggles girlily*

(20:44:08) Fang: did I frown at yo slightly KC?

(20:44:11) Fang: sorry about that if I did

(20:44:25) Fang: why are you laughing Eileen?

(20:44:42) Kinkyclawz: *notices something dark slither off her boot and crawl away

into Eileen's mind. Tries to catch it but isn't quite quick enough*

(20:45:06) Kinkyclawz: You might have, Fang. I know that's frowned upon.

(20:45:17) Fang: brb

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(20:45:28) Eileen: uhmmm

(20:45:34) Kinkyclawz: Um, uh, Eileen? Are you feeling okay? No tickling sensations

in your head maybe?

(20:45:37) Eileen: something black?

(20:45:40) Kinkyclawz: HB Fang!

(20:45:57) Eileen: did you save the chat, KC?

(20:46:14) Eileen: will have to go out for a sec and come back

(20:46:19) Eileen: yeah i feel okay

(20:46:21) Kinkyclawz: no, no nothing black. Nothing that looked like a long black

caterpillar at all. Honest.

(20:46:24) Eileen: at the moment


(20:46:36) Eileen: okaaaaaaay

(20:46:42) Eileen: i will believe you for now

(20:46:54) Willie: Eileen leaves the channel.




(20:47:48) Kinkyclawz: And um, no... i'd only saved part of the chat as I got kicked

out...

(20:47:48) Fang: I'm back

(20:47:51) Kinkyclawz: oops.

(20:47:56) Fang: but who has been messing around with my PC?

(20:48:01) Eileen: wb Fang

(20:48:07) Fang: I seem to have a Vin Diesel background?

(20:48:16) Fang: and I'm looking at a tatoo website

(20:48:33) Kinkyclawz: Genie, could you send me the chatlog please m'dear? I'll sort

the bits I've missed out afterwards.

(20:48:37) Aubergine: stop complaining

(20:48:41) Fang: I've started a world domination plan

(20:48:53) Aubergine: I can send it

(20:48:58) Aubergine: hang on

(20:49:01) Kinkyclawz: Hmm, very odd Fang. Can't think why that might happen.

(20:49:07) Eileen: lol FAng

(20:49:16) Kinkyclawz: Thankyou Genie.

(20:49:22) Fang: and I seem to have ordered some kind of cowboy calander

(20:49:39) Fang: probably just John Wayne or something

(20:49:58) Kinkyclawz: Yeah, probably something very manly like that, I'm sure.

(20:50:16) Fang: yeah it says it features some manly men in special poses

(20:50:52) Fang: I'll give it to my Grandad as he loves Westerns and any John

Wayne film

(20:51:22) Kinkyclawz: Ahm, is your grandad in good health, Fang?

(20:51:30) Eileen: I'm sure it will be wonderful, FAg

(20:51:32) Eileen: FAng

(20:51:34) Eileen: oops

(20:51:38) Eileen: noooooooooooooooooooooooo

(20:51:45) Kinkyclawz: LMAO @ Eileen.

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(20:51:57) Fang: mostly, long as there's no sudden suprises I'm sure he'll be fine

(20:52:14) Eileen: I'm sure he will

(20:52:17) Eileen: *coughs*

(20:52:20) Kinkyclawz: *shoots a concerned sideways look at Eileen form inside her

head*

(20:52:55) Fang: quick question, what are the benefit of assless-chaps? is it stop you

getting saddle sore?

(20:52:59) Eileen: what?


(20:53:15) Kinkyclawz: Then I'm not so sure such macho poses and guns being

shown will be god for his health. too much action, you see.

(20:53:21) Eileen: *glad he didnt see*

(20:53:33) Eileen: *wipes brow* uh where were we?

(20:53:36) Fang: hmm good point KC

(20:53:39) Aubergine: it's on the way

(20:53:44) Fang: maybe I'll put it up on my wall

(20:54:03) Fang: as I said last week I enjoyed Firefly so I'm sure the calanded will be

similar

(20:54:08) Aubergine: ass less chaps are to highlight the ass in them

(20:54:12) Kinkyclawz: Erm, I'm not sure Fang. *giggles girlyly* Perhaps they like to

feel the wind from behind?

(20:54:22) Kinkyclawz: And that sounds SO wrong!

(20:54:40) Fang: hmm strange Genie, KC's explanatiomn sounds much more

sensible

(20:54:40) Eileen: or they want to be closer to nature

(20:54:44) Kinkyclawz: *wonders if Eileen is ok*

(20:55:07) Fang: *wonders what that crowing cockrel like sound is*

(20:55:20) Kinkyclawz: LOL Genie, you mean it frames things to their best effect?

LOL

(20:55:23) Fang: *checks history*

(20:55:31) Aubergine: I guess you can take a cool breeze wherever it comes from

(20:55:44) Aubergine: that too KC

(20:55:44) Kinkyclawz: LMAO

(20:55:48) Fang: hmm beefcakes? I may like to taste them, I like beef and cakes but

don't normally have them together, did one of you send me to a recepie sight?

(20:56:26) Kinkyclawz: Well we were talking abut food earlier, maybe a stray "recipe"

came your way. lmao

(20:56:45) Kinkyclawz: *****

(20:56:46) Fang: stray? oh well I'm sure they'll be tasty


(20:58:08) Fang: oh dear the conversation killer strikes again

(20:58:16) Eileen: Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

(20:58:19) Aubergine: here's my beefcake recipe

(20:58:23) Kinkyclawz: I'm sure they'll be very tasty.

(20:58:27) Aubergine: http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-

a&hs=JyR&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1366&bih=659&tbm

=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=3GN0YI_1WeR_EM:&imgrefurl=http://images.blog-

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u.net/celebs/dwayne-johnson-2/&docid=KrN2j5-iyakLNM&imgurl=http://images.blog-

u.net/wp-content/original/2011_02/dwayne-johnson-2.j

pg&w=344&h=462&ei=SKHSTt-6JIqjiQKEk_j9Cw&zoom=1

(20:58:34) Aubergine:

(20:58:40) Kinkyclawz: Blimey, long link!

(20:59:00) Kinkyclawz: *dribbles slighly* Hubbahubba!

(20:59:04) Aubergine: he's a big man

(20:59:10) Fang: yeah I can smell what he's cooking, beefcakes just like I said

(20:59:15) Kinkyclawz: I like your beefcakes muchly.

(20:59:39) Eileen: *wipes sweat off brow*

(20:59:43) Aubergine: I guess size does matter

(20:59:58) Kinkyclawz: Fankoo for the chatlog Genie! MWAH!!!

(21:00:09) Eileen: Kiwiw kiwi kiwi

(21:00:11) Fang: I didn't think I'd ever see Genie's Johnson in this chat

(21:01:04) Aubergine: i will proudly display my Johnson anywhere

(21:01:18) Aubergine: and my Diesel

(21:01:32) Aubergine: so guess what's my new favoritie movie


(21:01:58) Eileen: *hands out kiwis*

(21:02:16) Aubergine: what's with the kiwis?

(21:02:53) Kinkyclawz: Aww, those cute little brown birds, I'd love one of those. I'd

hold him, and pet him, and call him george.

(21:03:19) Eileen: the fruit not the bird


(21:03:26) Kinkyclawz: Johnson and Diesel... *thinks hard*

(21:03:32) Eileen: sorry, I'm on a kiwi high this and last week

(21:03:44) Kinkyclawz: Oh.. *is disappointed*

(21:03:52) Eileen: diesel? you drive a diesel Genie?

(21:03:58) Kinkyclawz: hehe A kiwi high, sounds great!

(21:04:03) Aubergine: I wish

(21:04:29) Aubergine: oh for a long ride

(21:04:39) Kinkyclawz: What's the Vin on the Diesel?

(21:05:21) Aubergine: with Vin in a diesel

(21:05:21) Kinkyclawz: LMAO Vice of Reason! You're making me blush. Of course

about a diesel car and its Vin.

(21:05:37) Kinkyclawz: LMAO Would he get the irony we wonder?

(21:05:49) Kinkyclawz: *****


(21:06:20) Aubergine: favorite movie is Fast Five

(21:06:40) Aubergine: with both Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson

(21:06:42) Kinkyclawz: Ah, it has them both?

(21:06:47) Aubergine: all that beefcake in one spot

(21:06:55) Aubergine: it's criminal

(21:06:56) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, might be worth a look see.

(21:07:09) Aubergine: well worth a peek

(21:07:16) Kinkyclawz: And you'll happily arrest them in your diesel yes?

(21:07:46) Kinkyclawz: Hmm, methinks we might have strayed a little... not too far,

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(21:15:12) Fang: he's not one of those that tweets complaints about how hard a

show is to follow while it's on is he?

(21:15:15) Kinkyclawz: on the wall rather.

(21:15:20) Aubergine: did he understand the Grimm fairy tales?

(21:15:31) Fang: no wonder they can't follow it when they're not paying attention

(21:15:45) Kinkyclawz: He's on Twitter but doesn't use it much so no, thankfully not.

(21:15:45) Fang: then we're left with shows that explain the plot every three minutes

and the x-factor

(21:16:40) Kinkyclawz: precisely, they decide not a single person can think for

themselves and work out difficult plotlines.

(21:17:01) Kinkyclawz: Not really until I explained how Grimm they really were.

(21:17:29) Kinkyclawz: That last reply was to you Genie about the understanding of

the fairy tales. LOL

(21:17:33) Aubergine: some people need to be lead by the nose. that's how they

came up with nose rings

(21:18:31) Kinkyclawz: Then again, in the past, I have had to explain the reasons

behind David's werewolf transformation in An American Werewolf In London even

though he watches it an a nearly weekly basis. ^^

(21:18:44) Kinkyclawz: LMAO Too true!!

(21:18:56) Fang: oh I see! clever Genie

(21:19:00) Kinkyclawz: The how and why's you know?


(21:19:25) Eileen: brb

(21:19:29) Willie: Eileen leaves the channel.

(21:19:29) Fang: I watched Marchlands on ITV and that was the worst culprit I've

ever seen, at one point she literally spelt out what was going on



(21:19:39) Fang: in out in out shake it all about

(21:19:46) Kinkyclawz: Oh no Eileen! Gone and back again, are you ok? HB & WB

(21:19:50) Kinkyclawz: *****

(21:20:04) Eileen: lol chat was jumping

(21:20:07) Aubergine: instant time travel

(21:20:48) Fang: oh have you been watching Merlin KC?

(21:20:50) Kinkyclawz: heh, yeah!

(21:21:07) Fang: I can't believe it's the same show from s1, it's so much better

(21:21:07) Aubergine: the only good thing about show like that are you can leave the

room and not miss anything

(21:21:11) Kinkyclawz: Oh yeah! Just got this Sat's to see and I'm all caught up. I'm

loving it. You?

(21:21:26) Fang: why BBC's kids shows are better than most of their more mature

offering is confusing

(21:21:27) Kinkyclawz: I guess its had to grow up with the characters, huh?

(21:21:56) Aubergine: is Merlin considered a kids show

(21:22:11) Kinkyclawz: That's a good point Genie, but then again, it means that its

not holding your interest enough to stop you leaving the room in the first place.

(21:22:12) Fang: well family more than kids, like Dr Who

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(21:22:46) Kinkyclawz: yeah, def family viewing, esp as this series has been darker

than most.

(21:22:48) Aubergine: a show for everyone

(21:23:04) Eileen: is there a us version of Merlin?

(21:23:06) Fang: yeah I think it's great these days, it's more mature than camelot

(21:23:22) Fang: yeah Camelot, even naked Eva Green couldn't save that

(21:23:25) Aubergine: no we get the UK version

(21:23:28) Kinkyclawz: Not yet, but I'm sure they'll filch the idea before long Eileen.



(21:23:58) Kinkyclawz: I nevre saw Camelot. It was that bad huh?

(21:23:58) Eileen: any news about bh us?

(21:24:01) Aubergine: my sister says there are no new TV ideas

(21:24:17) Aubergine: so it's a matter of finding it somewhere

(21:24:33) Aubergine: I mean you can have but so many CSI and Law and Order

(21:24:34) Eileen: true

(21:25:09) Aubergine: I'm hoping it was taken off the air, but I don't think so

(21:25:09) Fang: it had the worst King Arther imaginable, he was pathetic and ruined

the whole show, whoever was in charge of casting should nver work again

(21:25:42) Kinkyclawz: Hmm, not seen any BH US or Buman news but I'm sure

there will be some. I don't go in the US Being human forum so there may be news

there suesse?

(21:26:11) Eileen: i dont know

(21:26:14) Fang: well thaey say there's only 7 basic stories anyway

(21:26:20) Kinkyclawz: So not a charismatic yet flawed leader of men (and women)

as he should ahve been then huh?

(21:26:42) Kinkyclawz: in the whole of writing? what are the 7?

(21:26:43) Fang: everything is inspired by something else

(21:27:08) Aubergine: such is life I guess

(21:27:11) Fang: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSevenBasicPlots

(21:27:26) Kinkyclawz: True. Plaigiarism is hard ot prove is an idea is inspired by

something, I guess that's why they have "intellectual property" laws.

(21:28:18) Fang: it's not a bad thing though, steal from the best and put a new spin

on it, vampires have been done to death (geddit) but there's always a being human

or let the right one in to reinvent them

(21:28:38) Aubergine: oh where do they put the police procedural in there

(21:28:53) Aubergine: mostly they forget the new spin part

(21:29:00) Kinkyclawz: true, its more a point of how the story is told than what the

story is I guess.


(21:29:21) Kinkyclawz: that Seven Basic Plots looks like a dull read.

(21:29:37) Fang: If information can be the object of The Quest, then many mysteries

and police procedurals qualify. Frustrations, in this instance, might include red-

herring clues, suspects with alibis, and other obstacles to solving the case; the Final

Ordeal may be a violent confrontation, or a verbal "duel" fought in a courtroom.

(21:30:05) Kinkyclawz: *reads* Or not, as the case may be.

(21:30:19) Kinkyclawz: Notes might be taken.

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(21:30:43) Fang: yeah that site has disapeared up it's own ass

(21:30:58) Fang: most don't even make sense now as they use their own terms to

explain things

(21:31:20) Fang: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/BeingHuman

(21:31:34) Eileen: *goes to make hot chocolate for everyone*

(21:31:39) Aubergine: it's just double speak to confuse the intelligent and amuse the

ignorant

(21:31:43) Kinkyclawz: Not the best then.

But ti reminds me that I really need to get to some writing again...

(21:31:58) Kinkyclawz: Well said!

(21:33:18) Fang: but I'm intelligent and ignorant!

(21:33:31) Aubergine: ha they blame the Canadians. good going

(21:33:48) Kinkyclawz: You, dear sir, are perfectly placed to see the inanity of it...

and you're not ignorant. LOL

(21:34:23) Eileen: *comes back with hot chocolate*

(21:34:25) Eileen: anyone?

(21:34:39) Aubergine: I'll take a cup

(21:34:45) Fang: me too!

(21:34:52) Aubergine: maybe doctor it a bit with some kahlau

(21:35:09) Aubergine: or Bailey's

(21:35:23) Eileen: *hands Genie a cup*

(21:35:29) Eileen: and Fang

(21:35:31) Aubergine: maybe I've invented another drink

(21:35:35) Aubergine: thank you

(21:35:46) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, yes please. Sorry was reading and forgot to reply.

(21:36:00) Kinkyclawz: LOL @ Genie

(21:36:48) Fang: a distant relative of mine called their kid Bailey, IT'S A DOG'S

NAME!

(21:36:55) Eileen: *hands a cup to KC*

(21:37:05) Fang: might as well as called the poor girl Lassie

(21:37:17) Fang: or Fido

(21:37:22) Kinkyclawz: LOL Our friend had 2 dogs, Whiskey and Bailey. RIP

Whiskey.

(21:37:29) Fang: and he hit me with a skittle ball once

(21:37:35) Kinkyclawz: Thanks Eileen.

(21:37:42) Fang: see!

(21:37:46) Aubergine: whiskey doesn't die it's just gets better with age

(21:37:51) Kinkyclawz: A skittle ball?

(21:38:01) Kinkyclawz: It does.

(21:38:10) Kinkyclawz: A ball for plahing skittles with?

(21:38:14) Kinkyclawz: playing also

(21:38:26) Fang: just like <insert your name here>

(21:38:34) Aubergine: skittles the colorful candy

(21:38:50) Fang: yeah that's it KC, does it have a proper name I should know?

(21:39:00) Fang: tha'ts not it Genie

(21:39:07) Fang: although I like skittles

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(21:39:14) Fang: and they count as fruit

(21:39:26) Aubergine: do they I didn't know that

(21:40:05) Fang: yeah, I heard you're leaders have reclassified pizza as a vegtable

too

(21:40:23) Kinkyclawz: Not sure, just not heard the term for AAAAAAAAAAAAAGES!

Skittles is good enough.

Its like a kids version of ten pin bowling. Like this. http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?

q=skittles+UK+Kids+game&hl=en&biw=1080&

bih=578&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=fZwW7Be7EXRsvM:&imgrefurl=http://www.

goodtoknow.co.uk/family/galleries/29025/kids--039--party-games/15&

docid=jvFeOvHcBm0meM&imgurl=http://goodtoknow.media.ipcdigital.co.

uk/111%25257C00000572f%25257C446c_orh100000w614_skittles.jpg&w=614&

h=404&ei=L67SToDlOsy0hAfU4fysDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=79&vpy=145&dur=

2011&hovh=182&hovw=277&tx=143&ty=109&sig=105930826568889521824&pag

e=1&tbnh=102&tbnw=155&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0

(21:40:24) Fang: dammit, you're again, it's more letters, I blame

(21:40:51) Aubergine: that's just silly pizza isn't a vegetable it a dairy/bread

(21:41:13) Kinkyclawz: Unless it has vegetables on it maybe?

(21:41:25) Kinkyclawz: Ah, put it down to typonese Fang and enjoy.

(21:41:37) Kinkyclawz: Eileen, are you still with us suesse?

(21:41:57) Eileen: yeah i am

(21:42:03) Eileen: just not long

(21:42:14) Aubergine: skittles don't know that version

(21:42:28) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, do you have to go soon?

(21:42:37) Fang: more like this http://www.burtonbridgebrewery.c

o.uk/Graphics/Photos/Bridge/SkittleAlley.jpg

(21:42:37) Eileen: we have skittles here, too

(21:42:43) Eileen: yes

(21:42:50) Eileen: its almost 11

(21:42:59) Fang: I live in the 1700s

(21:43:06) Fang: so have skittle alleys nearby

(21:43:13) Fang: with an ajoining bar

(21:43:20) Kinkyclawz: Skittles, its like someone decided that giving kids wooden or

plastic "skittles" or balls that can be used to bludgeon their friends was a good idea.

(21:43:32) Fang: we'll leave together at the end of this hour Eileen

(21:43:35) Fang: it's like 24

(21:43:37) Fang: dammit

(21:43:38) Aubergine: that looks dangerous if the hooligans get a hold of the ball

(21:43:47) Kinkyclawz: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

(21:44:08) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, so it is. No wonder I'm getting tired. LOL

(21:44:22) Kinkyclawz: Or the skitles, the wooden ones are solid.

(21:44:54) Kinkyclawz: LOL 24 without the danger to life and Kiefer Sutherland?

(21:45:07) Fang: it is dangerous, they sent us kids to put up the pins and he bowled

before I got out the way, it hurt but I got a free pepsi out of it

(21:45:21) Kinkyclawz: Fang, you can be our Kiefer and lead us.

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(21:45:30) Aubergine: oh that's okay then I like Pepsi

(21:45:34) Kinkyclawz: So there was a plus side!

(21:45:35) Fang: honsetly ten-pin makes much more sense, they have machines to

do the dangerous work

(21:46:00) Fang: oh you don't want that, nearly everybody Jack Bauer knows ends

up dead

(21:46:14) Kinkyclawz: My 10 pin bowling is perfectly safe. My ball never fails to be

in or near the gutter. LOL

(21:46:24) Aubergine: and he killed half of them

(21:46:28) Kinkyclawz: Hmm, I'm noticing a trend of me and gutters here.

(21:46:30) Fang: damn these budget cutbacks, 24 was much better when it was

about terrorists instead of skittles

(21:46:53) Fang: yeah I noticed that too KC

(21:47:05) Kinkyclawz: Ah, good point Fang. LMAO WE should do a gentler version

of 24 with plastic skittles.

(21:47:37) Aubergine: the wood ones look elegant

(21:47:46) Kinkyclawz: Should I be worried Fang? Eileen? Genie? Have you noticed

my worrying trend toward gutters?

(21:47:51) Fang: might be hard to get much 24 (well 1 hours of entertainment out of

that

(21:47:58) Eileen: okay, lets go together Fang

(21:48:01) Kinkyclawz: LOL

(21:48:22) Fang: my 8 turned into a face

(21:48:28) Kinkyclawz: at 10 (Fang) / 11 (Eileen) on the dot?

(21:48:31) Fang: oh wait I have good news before you go!

(21:48:40) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, do tell!

(21:48:41) Fang: remember backwards Bob?

(21:48:51) Kinkyclawz: Yeah.

(21:48:52) Aubergine: yep

(21:48:55) Fang: well his operation was largey succesful, he's mostly the right way

around now

(21:49:09) Aubergine: mostly?

(21:49:14) Eileen: nope

(21:49:17) Kinkyclawz: Wonderful news! Does that make him sideways Bob?

(21:49:40) Aubergine: side saddle boy

(21:49:48) Fang: yeah his ears, one little toe and left arm are the still backwards

(21:49:50) Aubergine: bob I mean

(21:49:54) Kinkyclawz: Or Mostly-the-right-way-around-BoB

(21:50:12) Aubergine: that sounds painful

(21:50:19) Fang: oh I think my calender said something about side saddle, or bare

back or some sort or some kind of riding term

(21:50:45) Eileen: bare back

(21:50:46) Eileen: ah!

(21:50:47) Kinkyclawz: It was a good few months ago Eileen, when JD could still join

us *sob*

(21:50:47) Aubergine: what kind of calendar is this again?

(21:50:56) Fang: cowboys Genie

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(21:51:19) Fang: you seemed concered about him at the time

(21:51:24) Aubergine: brokeback mountain type cowboys

(21:51:31) Fang: how cold-hearted can you get?

(21:51:51) Fang: to forget Backwards Bob in his hour (s) of need?

(21:52:15) Kinkyclawz: I should have thought to tag the chatlogs in Scribd so that I

could find the poor Backwards Bob conversation.


(21:52:49) Eileen: sorry he didnt stay in my head

(21:53:11) Eileen: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-

ash4/385930_254247171300843_163215567070671_722955_972782560_n.jpg

(21:53:15) Kinkyclawz: In fairness, Eileen has been busy, what with that Vampy

situation and the hanging of washing for the offence of being wet. She can't

remember everything.

(21:53:16) Fang: strange most people never forget Bob

(21:53:17) Eileen:

(21:53:25) Eileen: It's a hard life

(21:53:46) Eileen: for cats


(21:53:59) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, and boxes?

(21:54:02) Fang: ah, I may send her a similar picture in PM form again to take her

mind of things

(21:54:11) Aubergine: sibling rivalry

(21:54:18) Fang: is that the box that multiplys cats?


(21:54:48) Fang: actually JD would probably appreciate skittle alleys, unless his an

anglophileness only extends to film and TV

(21:54:51) Eileen: i think the grey one is trying to stop the multiplyien

(21:54:55) Kinkyclawz: Maybe a picture of Mostly-the-right-way-around-Bob or

perhaps excerpts from your new calendar so Eileen can giggle manlyly at them?

(21:54:56) Eileen: ing

(21:55:23) Willie: Aubergine leaves the channel.


(21:55:33) Fang: well I was thinking of some self-potraits but maybe KC

(21:55:37) Fang: wb Genie

(21:55:38) Aubergine: hit the wrong button

(21:55:45) Aubergine: I hate when that happens

(21:55:51) Fang: good job you're not president

(21:55:52) Kinkyclawz: We'll have to try JD *sob* out on Skittles Fang when he

comes back.

(21:56:10) Kinkyclawz: HB/WB Genie!

(21:56:21) Kinkyclawz: I've done that a lot tonight. MEH!

(21:56:37) Kinkyclawz: LMAO @ Fang, just twigged what you said!

(21:56:48) Fang: hooray!

(21:56:55) Aubergine: sad part is I didn't even realize it at first

(21:57:04) Aubergine: I'd make a damn good president

(21:57:12) Fang: Eileen is still working it out

(21:57:16) Kinkyclawz: I just twigged what you said at 20.44.45 that is. LOL

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(21:57:38) Kinkyclawz: Oh, she's bright, she already understood it and is processing

a suitable reply.

(21:57:48) Kinkyclawz: and has three minutes in which to do it.

(21:57:49) Fang: hug? that was ages ago, what was that

(21:57:55) Fang: I thought you meant the nuclear button

(21:58:06) Fang: not hug, huh?

(21:58:12) Fang: although we could have a group hug

(21:58:21) Eileen: what?

(21:58:22) Kinkyclawz: Uh... yes. yes of course I did. Just testing, Fang.

(21:58:44) Kinkyclawz: yes, a group hug please! *opens arms wide*

(21:59:02) Aubergine joins group hug

(21:59:07) Eileen: what are you talking about?

(21:59:08) Fang: what did I say?

(21:59:19) Aubergine: no squishing

(21:59:21) Fang: was it in the bit I don't remember, the chat log should be interesting

(21:59:33) Fang: *hugs and lets his hands wonder*

(21:59:41) Eileen: What am i trying to work out?

(21:59:53) Fang: which is better than them wandering

(22:00:13) Fang: awww, just how great I am Eileen, just how great I am

(22:00:19) Kinkyclawz: He was talking to me there Eileen. I laughed and said I finally

got his joke, he replied finally, then I said I finally understood the joke he told an hour

ago... hence those cryptic replies.

(22:00:23) Eileen: im not dumb

(22:00:28) Eileen: lol really

(22:00:35) Kinkyclawz: WE never said you were.


(22:00:53) Eileen: lol it sounded

(22:00:54) Eileen: sorry

(22:01:09) Eileen: must have missed a few lines

(22:01:15) Eileen:

(22:01:19) Eileen: censorship

(22:01:31) Fang: and with that the circle is complete

(22:01:39) Kinkyclawz: hehe, no, not implying anything.

When Genie said she pressed the wrong button, Fang replied "Its a good job you're

not the president"

(22:01:40) Fang: time to go?

(22:01:56) Aubergine: goos night all

(22:02:02) Kinkyclawz: Ah that bloomin' censorship. I wonder how much I've missed

and not noticed. LOL

(22:02:06) Aubergine: or shall I say good night all

(22:02:11) Eileen: lol yeah i read the next part and might have misunderstood it

(22:02:11) Kinkyclawz: ooh, 2 minutes past the hour!


(22:02:25) Eileen: nevermind

(22:02:27) Eileen: will go now

(22:02:35) Eileen: have a good night! ^_^

(22:02:36) Aubergine: the leaving part seems to be tricky for some

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(22:02:47) Fang: I'm sure it was all inocent though

(22:02:48) Kinkyclawz: those missing lines will do that. Bleugh!

Aww goodnight Fang and Eileen, save travels and steapping on and in, and sleep

well!

(22:03:03) Aubergine: enjoy the week

(22:03:12) Kinkyclawz: LOL Really? I find it hard ot stay put some chatnights. LOL

(22:03:15) Fang: yeah you too, and the rest of you

(22:03:27) Kinkyclawz: not because of the company but my technology killing

qualities. LOL

(22:03:49) Fang: oh I have converstion killing qualities

(22:03:53) Kinkyclawz: Goooooooooooood Niiiiiiiiiight!

(22:04:04) Fang: are you strapped in ready for the ride Eileen?

(22:04:26) Kinkyclawz: WE should have those as our super powers like in Misfits,

Fang. LOL Anyone else want a superpoweR?

(22:04:40) Eileen: im ready

(22:04:46) Eileen: bye

(22:04:49) Fang: well that's not from the a-list, stupid dealer

(22:04:50) Kinkyclawz: Like adding random capital letters to sentences?

(22:04:53) Aubergine: byeeee

(22:05:05) Fang: good, enjoy the ride but it may get bumpy

(22:05:09) Kinkyclawz: hehe, fair point!

(22:05:11) Fang: goodnight

(22:05:16) Kinkyclawz: Byeee!! See you next week my lovelies!

(22:05:27) Fang: *tardis noise, and another unidentified noise*

(22:05:31) Aubergine: l8r

(22:05:33) Kinkyclawz: *waves a hanky after her Twrother and Twister*


(22:05:36) Eileen: maybe im dumb

(22:05:39) Eileen: bye

(22:05:50) Eileen:

(22:05:59) Kinkyclawz: Nope, you're not Eileen. Trust me I know dumb people.

(22:06:06) Kinkyclawz: *hugz*

(22:06:23) Kinkyclawz: Hmm, you're tied to the sledge behind the Tardis again

Eileen... hold on tight!

(22:06:40) Eileen: im off

(22:06:42) Eileen: bye again

(22:06:49) Kinkyclawz: byeeeeee!!

(22:06:55) Aubergine: safe journey

(22:06:57) Kinkyclawz: *****

(22:08:09) Aubergine: whew it got quiet

(22:08:32) Kinkyclawz: it did! Sorry, I'm saving and sorting the chat.

(22:08:46) Kinkyclawz: The exit time gets hectic doesn't it?

(22:08:57) Aubergine: that will be some chore this week

(22:10:18) Kinkyclawz: Ah, not so bad really, thanks to you and Eileen, its a full

conversation too.

(22:10:54) Aubergine: I'll have to read it to know if I missed more

(22:10:56) Willie: Eileen has been logged out (Timeout).

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(22:11:20) Kinkyclawz: I can send a copy along if you like? For private, unedited

perusal?


(22:11:44) Aubergine: sure

(22:12:13) Kinkyclawz: YAY!

(22:12:56) Kinkyclawz: All sorted!

(22:13:10) Aubergine: that didn't take long at all

(22:13:17) Kinkyclawz: hough if anyone is paying attention to the times, they'll be in

for a surprise.

(22:13:39) Kinkyclawz: no, not really, it was only a very short part of the chat I

needed, but I need to save more often methinks.

(22:13:49) Kinkyclawz: You just don't think of it when you're having fun though, do

you?

(22:14:22) Kinkyclawz: Then all of a sudden an hour has gone by and poof! off it

goes.

(22:14:24) Aubergine: no fun sometimes gets in the way of reasoning

(22:14:39) Kinkyclawz: no shame in that is there?

(22:14:44) Kinkyclawz: Most of the time I eman.

(22:14:49) Aubergine: I don't really understand why

(22:15:09) Aubergine: especially if there is no alcohol involved

(22:15:14) Kinkyclawz: do you mean why there's shame in enjoying yourself?

(22:16:02) Aubergine: why fun and reasoning don't get along

(22:16:28) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, who needs alocohol... imagine how even crazier the

conversations would be in here if we came in squiffy! lmao

(22:17:04) Aubergine: might be interesting

(22:17:10) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, I guess it might be something to do with your perception

of time and the things around you? When you're having fun you're blinkered to the

other stuff?

(22:17:13) Aubergine: to see what we could get up to

(22:17:34) Kinkyclawz: LMAO You're a wicked, wicked Vice of Reason dear lady!

(22:17:56) Aubergine: total stream of consciousness

(22:18:43) Kinkyclawz: I'd have to be conscious for that. LOL


(22:19:19) Aubergine: I'm sure you'd hang in there just so you's not miss anything

(22:19:21) Kinkyclawz: Could be interesting to read the results back sober though.

Hopefully it'd be more than a few drunk people typing LOL at eachother. LOL

(22:19:41) Aubergine: typos like crazy

(22:19:55) Aubergine: manly giggles

(22:20:01) Kinkyclawz: hehe, perhaps one glass of whiskey and lemonade for me

then, I'm teetotal most of the time.

(22:20:01) Aubergine: chortles

(22:20:17) Kinkyclawz: many manly giggles from the women. LOL

(22:21:04) Aubergine: whiskey has a way of deepening the voice

(22:21:10) Aubergine: temporarily

(22:21:14) Kinkyclawz: Heaven knows what incoherent flights of fancy we'd take

ourselves on... I mean our flights of fancy are more or less coherent but only by a

hairs breadth most Sundays.

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(22:21:35) Kinkyclawz: That must be hte key! By jove, she's got it!

(22:22:05) Kinkyclawz: The key to a manly giggle is whiskey!

(22:22:17) Kinkyclawz: But only the finest will do.


(22:22:23) Aubergine: it's better than whiskers

(22:22:54) Kinkyclawz: LOL Unless you're a cat in which case, whiskers are good.

(22:23:01) Aubergine: Jack Daniel single barrel

(22:23:06) Kinkyclawz: or is good if you're referring to the catfood brand.

(22:23:38) Kinkyclawz: Now yu're talking (I like Jack Daniels sauce but only from a

restaurant called Friday's )

(22:24:08) Kinkyclawz: *****

(22:24:33) Aubergine: when I was red hatting we ate at Friday's. I had the Jack

daniels chicken

(22:25:04) Kinkyclawz: ooh, its good isn't it? And red hatting in there, with those flirty

cocktail waiters? Awesomeness!

(22:25:10) Kinkyclawz: Sounds like a good time for all?

(22:25:18) Kinkyclawz: ! not ?

(22:25:37) Aubergine: I also had a mudslide

(22:25:52) Aubergine: I wasn't the designated driver obviously

(22:25:56) Kinkyclawz: Wasn't sure if you had Friday's in the US... but I gues it

originated there and came over here huh?

(22:26:19) Aubergine: I believe so

(22:26:29) Kinkyclawz: Clearly not, and good job too! LOL I had a virgin mojito last

time I went, it cost as much as the real thing!

(22:27:16) Kinkyclawz: good ot know its popular on both sides of the pond.

(22:27:43) Aubergine: I don't even know why you would bother with a virgin Mojito

(22:27:59) Aubergine: it's the rum that makes it

(22:28:57) Kinkyclawz: Oh, I don't like the taste of alcohol - its alright in sauces to a

degree but being teetotal, the virgin tasted great.

(22:29:29) Kinkyclawz: Its more or less fancy fruit juice. but it hits the spot for sure.

(22:31:03) Aubergine: sparkling water with Lime, sugar and mint

(22:31:12) Aubergine: a limeade

(22:31:50) Kinkyclawz: yeah, it pretty much is. And you know a lot about cocktails

don't you?

(22:32:45) Aubergine: I did a bit of bartending for a year or so

(22:33:17) Aubergine: thought I'd make that a career, but they don't get paid much

(22:33:24) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, I see! Brilliant!

(22:33:25) Aubergine: and I didn't like being poor

(22:33:43) Aubergine: or working for tips

(22:34:16) Kinkyclawz: Fair point, not many people like it but what a shame you

didn't. I guess being technically proficient is no guarantee of reward

(22:34:46) Kinkyclawz: Were the tips for the night/wekk or whatever pooled and

shared or were your tips your own?

(22:35:28) Aubergine: some people don't believe in tipping and some people don't

understand that the tip is part of your salary

(22:35:56) Aubergine: we were unpaid and the tip was to cover the rest of the salary.

(22:36:06) Aubergine: which sucked

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(22:36:40) Aubergine: underpaid

(22:36:44) Kinkyclawz: Oh now that is really bad! I'm surprised you stuck with it for a

year hunny.

(22:36:53) Kinkyclawz: and overworked by the sounds.

(22:36:55) Aubergine: i typed so fast I missed vital letters

(22:37:12) Kinkyclawz: only a d e and r LOL

(22:37:56) Aubergine: the manager was a former friend so I wanted to help out, but

that didn't last

(22:38:42) Kinkyclawz: former friend... sounds like they're no longer a friend.

(22:39:10) Aubergine: nope doesn't have many friends left

(22:39:44) Aubergine: and in a small community like mine that says a lot

(22:40:16) Kinkyclawz: Oh dear, perhaps they made a rod for their own back there

then.

(22:40:29) Kinkyclawz: *****

(22:41:02) Kinkyclawz: I'm sorry hunny but I'm getting tired now. Time for me to get

some sleep.

(22:41:35) Aubergine: No problem, go and rest.

(22:41:44) Aubergine: Have a good week.

(22:41.59) Aubergine: Sleep tight.

(22:42:37) Kinkyclawz: Have a lovely afternoon, evening and night, and sleep well

whne you go hunny. *hugz* Seeya next week!

(22:43:02) Aubergine: buh bye!

(22:44:13) Willie: Aubergine logs out of the Chat.

(22:44:15) Kinkyclawz: Buhbyeeeeeeeeeee! You too, have a great week! 'night!

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