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as might have been supposed; and it is obviously more trustwor- thy than Recognition by hearing. Still there remains, as has been pointed out above, the objection that this method is not without danger. For this reason many in the Middle and Lower classes, and and a fair abundance of Specimens up to 10 degrees. These are absolutely destitute of civil rights; and a great number of them, E.A. ABBOTT 1884 in the classrooms of our Infant Schools, and there they are utilized 43 44 FLATLAND 38 4 0
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You, wh
o are blessed with
shade as w
ell as light, you, w
ho are
gifted with
two eyes, en
dowed w
ith a kn
owledge of perspec-
tive, and ch
armed w
ith th
e enjoym
ent of various colours, you,
wh
o can actually SE
E an
angle, an
d contem
plate the com
plete circum
ference of a C
ircle in th
e happy region
of the T
hree
Dim
ension
s—h
ow sh
all I make it clear to you th
e extreme dif-
ficulty w
hich
we in
Flatland experien
ce in recogn
izing on
e an-
other’s con
figuration
?
Recall w
hat I told you above. A
ll beings in
Flatland, an
imate
and in
anim
ate, no m
atter wh
at their form
, present T
O O
UR
V
IEW
the sam
e, or nearly th
e same, appearan
ce, viz. that of
a straight L
ine. H
ow th
en can
one be distin
guished from
an-
other, w
here all appear th
e same?
Th
e answ
er is threefold. T
he fi
rst mean
s of recognition
is the
sense of h
earing; w
hich
with
us is far more h
ighly developed
than
with
you, and w
hich
enables us n
ot only to distin
guish
by the voice of our person
al friends, but even
to discrimin
ate betw
een differen
t classes, at least so far as concern
s the th
ree low
est orders, the E
quilateral, the Square, an
d the Pen
tagon—
for the Isosceles I take n
o account. B
ut as we ascen
d the social
scale, the process of discrim
inatin
g and bein
g discrimin
ated by h
earing in
creases in diffi
culty, partly because voices are assimi-
lated, partly because the faculty of voice-discrim
ination
is a ple-beian
virtue not m
uch developed am
ong th
e Aristocracy. A
nd
wh
erever there is an
y danger of im
posture we can
not trust to
this m
ethod. A
mon
gst our lowest orders, th
e vocal organs are
developed to a degree more th
an correspon
dent w
ith th
ose of
hearin
g, so that an
Isosceles can easily feign
the voice of a Poly-
gon, an
d, with
some train
ing, th
at of a Circle h
imself. A
second
meth
od is therefore m
ore comm
only resorted to.
FEE
LIN
G is, am
ong our W
omen
and low
er classes—about our
upper classes I shall speak presen
tly—th
e principal test of rec-
ognition
, at all events betw
een stran
gers, and w
hen
the ques-
tion is, n
ot as to the in
dividual, but as to the class. W
hat th
ere-fore “in
troduction” is am
ong th
e high
er classes in Spacelan
d, th
at the process of “feelin
g” is with
us. “Permit m
e to ask you to feel an
d be felt by my frien
d Mr. So-an
d-so”—is still, am
ong
the m
ore old-fashion
ed of our country gen
tlemen
in districts
remote from
town
s, the custom
ary formula for a Flatlan
d in-
troduction. B
ut in th
e town
s, and am
ong m
en of busin
ess, the
words “be felt by” are om
itted and th
e senten
ce is abbreviated to, “L
et me ask you to feel M
r. So-and-so”; alth
ough it is as-
sumed, of course, th
at the “feelin
g” is to be reciprocal. Am
ong
our still more m
odern an
d dashin
g young gen
tlemen
—w
ho are
extremely averse to superfl
uous effort and suprem
ely indiffer-
ent to th
e purity of their n
ative language—
the form
ula is still furth
er curtailed by the use of “to feel” in
a techn
ical sense,
mean
ing,
“to recom
men
d-for-the-purposes-of-feelin
g-and-be-
ing-felt”; an
d at this m
omen
t the “slan
g” of polite or fast society in
the upper classes san
ctions such
a barbarism as “M
r. Smith
, perm
it me to feel M
r. Jones.”
Let n
ot my R
eader how
ever suppose that “feelin
g” is with
us the
tedious process that it w
ould be with
you, or that w
e fin
d it nec-
essary to feel right roun
d all the sides of every in
dividual before
we determine the class to which he belongs. Long practice and training, begun in the schools and continued in the ex-perience of daily life, enable us to discriminate at once by the sense of touch, between the angles of an equal-sided Trian-gle, Square, and Pentagon; and I need not say that the brain-less vertex of an acute-angled Isosceles is obvious to the dull-est touch. It is therefore not necessary, as a rule, to do more than feel a single angle of an individual; and this, once ascer-tained, tells us the class of the person whom we are address-ing, unless indeed he belongs to the higher sections of the nobility. There the difficulty is much greater. Even a Master of Arts in our University of Wentbridge has been known to confuse a ten-sided with a twelve-sided Polygon; and there is hardly a Doctor of Science in or out of that famous Univer-sity who could pretend to decide promptly and unhesitatingly between a twenty-sided and a twenty-four sided member of the Aristocracy.
Those of my readers who recall the extracts I gave above from the Legislative code concerning Women, will readily perceive that the process of introduction by contact requires some care and discretion. Otherwise the angles might inflict on the un-wary Feeling irreparable injury. It is essential for the safety of the Feeler that the Felt should stand perfectly still. A start, a fidgety shifting of the position, yes, even a violent sneeze, has been known before now to prove fatal to the incautious, and to nip in the bud many a promising friendship. Especially is this true among the lower classes of the Triangles. With them, the eye is situated so far from their vertex that they can scarce-
ly take cognizance of what goes on at that extremity of their frame. They are, moreover, of a rough coarse nature, not sen-sitive to the delicate touch of the highly organized Polygon. What wonder then if an involuntary toss of the head has ere now deprived the State of a valuable life!
I have heard that my excellent Grandfather—one of the least irregular of his unhappy Isosceles class, who indeed obtained, shortly before his decease, four out of seven votes from the Sanitary and Social Board for passing him into the class of the Equal-sided—often deplored, with a tear in his vener-able eye, a miscarriage of this kind, which had occurred to his great-great-great-Grandfather, a respectable Working Man with an angle or brain of 59 degrees 30 minutes. According to his account, my unfortunately Ancestor, being afflicted with rheumatism, and in the act of being felt by a Polygon, by one sudden start accidentally transfixed the Great Man through the diagonal and thereby, partly in consequence of his long imprisonment and degradation, and partly because of the moral shock which pervaded the whole of my Ancestor’s rela-tions, threw back our family a degree and a half in their ascent towards better things. The result was that in the next genera-tion the family brain was registered at only 58 degrees, and not till the lapse of five generations was the lost ground recov-ered, the full 60 degrees attained, and the Ascent from the Isosceles finally achieved. And all this series of calamities from one little accident in the process of Feeling.
As this point I think I hear some of my better educated read
ers
excl
aim
, “H
ow c
ould
you
in F
latl
and
know
an
yth
ing
abou
t an
gles
an
d de
gree
s, o
r m
inut
es?
We
SEE
an
an
gle,
bec
ause
we,
in
the
regi
on o
f Sp
ace,
can
see
tw
o st
raig
ht
lines
incl
ined
to
one
an-
oth
er; b
ut y
ou, w
ho
can
see
not
hin
g bu
t on
str
aigh
t lin
e at
a ti
me,
or
at
all
even
ts o
nly
a n
umbe
r of
bit
s of
str
aigh
t lin
es a
ll in
on
e st
raig
ht
line,
—h
ow c
an y
ou e
ver
disc
ern
an
an
gle,
an
d m
uch
les
s re
gist
er a
ngl
es o
f dif
fere
nt s
izes
?”
I an
swer
th
at t
hou
gh w
e ca
nn
ot S
EE
an
gles
, we
can
IN
FER
th
em,
and
this
wit
h g
reat
pre
cisi
on.
Our
sen
se o
f to
uch
, st
imul
ated
by
nec
essi
ty, a
nd
deve
lope
d by
lon
g tr
ain
ing,
en
able
s us t
o di
stin
guis
h
angl
es fa
r m
ore
accu
rate
ly th
an y
our
sen
se o
f sig
ht,
wh
en u
nai
ded
by a
rul
e or
mea
sure
of
angl
es.
Nor
mus
t I
omit
to
expl
ain
th
at
we
hav
e gr
eat
nat
ural
hel
ps. I
t is
wit
h u
s a
Law
of
Nat
ure
that
th
e br
ain
of
the
Isos
cele
s cl
ass
shal
l be
gin
at
hal
f a
degr
ee,
or t
hir
ty
min
utes
, an
d sh
all i
ncr
ease
(if
it in
crea
ses
at a
ll) b
y h
alf
a de
gree
in
eve
ry g
ener
atio
n u
nti
l th
e go
al o
f 60
deg
rees
is r
each
ed, w
hen
th
e co
ndi
tion
of
serf
dom
is
quit
ted,
an
d th
e fr
eem
an e
nte
rs t
he
clas
s of
Reg
ular
s.
Con
sequ
entl
y, N
atur
e h
erse
lf s
uppl
ies
us w
ith
an
asc
endi
ng
scal
e or
Alp
hab
et o
f an
gles
for
hal
f a
degr
ee u
p to
60
degr
ees,
Spe
ci-
men
of
wh
ich
are
pla
ced
in e
very
Ele
men
tary
Sch
ool
thro
ugh
out
the
lan
d. O
win
g to
occ
asio
nal
ret
rogr
essi
ons,
to st
ill m
ore
freq
uen
t m
oral
an
d in
telle
ctua
l sta
gnat
ion
, an
d to
the
extr
aord
inar
y fe
cun
-di
ty o
f th
e C
rim
inal
an
d Va
gabo
nd
clas
ses,
th
ere
is a
lway
s a
vast
su
perfl
uity
of i
ndi
vidu
als o
f th
e h
alf d
egre
e an
d si
ngl
e de
gree
cla
ss,
and
a fa
ir a
bun
dan
ce o
f Sp
ecim
ens
up t
o 10
deg
rees
. T
hes
e ar
e ab
solu
tely
des
titu
te o
f ci
vil
righ
ts;
and
a gr
eat
num
ber
of t
hem
, n
ot h
avin
g ev
en in
telli
gen
ce e
nou
gh f
or t
he
purp
oses
of
war
fare
, ar
e de
vote
d by
th
e St
ates
to
the
serv
ice
of e
duca
tion
. Fe
tter
ed
imm
ovab
ly so
as t
o re
mov
e al
l pos
sibi
lity
of d
ange
r, th
ey a
re p
lace
d in
the
clas
sroo
ms
of o
ur I
nfa
nt S
choo
ls, a
nd
ther
e th
ey a
re u
tiliz
ed
by t
he
Boa
rd o
f E
duca
tion
for
th
e pu
rpos
e of
im
part
ing
to t
he
offs
prin
g of
th
e M
iddl
e C
lass
es t
he
tact
an
d in
telli
gen
ce w
hic
h
thes
e w
retc
hed
cre
atur
es th
emse
lves
are
utt
erly
dev
oid.
In s
ome
Stat
es t
he
Spec
imen
s ar
e oc
casi
onal
ly f
ed a
nd
suff
ered
to
exi
st f
or s
ever
al y
ears
; bu
t in
th
e m
ore
tem
pera
te a
nd
bett
er
regu
late
d re
gion
s, it
is f
oun
d in
th
e lo
ng
run
mor
e ad
van
tage
ous
for
the
educ
atio
nal
in
tere
sts
of t
he
youn
g, t
o di
spen
se w
ith
foo
d,
and
to r
enew
th
e Sp
ecim
ens
ever
y m
onth
—w
hic
h is
abo
ut t
he
av-
erag
e du
rati
on o
f th
e fo
odle
ss e
xist
ence
of
the
Cri
min
al c
lass
. In
th
e ch
eape
r sc
hoo
ls, w
hat
is g
ain
ed b
y th
e lo
nge
r ex
iste
nce
of
the
Spec
imen
is lo
st, p
artl
y in
th
e ex
pen
ditu
re f
or f
ood,
an
d pa
rtly
in
the
dim
inis
hed
acc
urac
y of
th
e an
gles
, w
hic
h a
re i
mpa
ired
aft
er
a fe
w w
eeks
of
con
stan
t “f
eelin
g.”
Nor
mus
t w
e fo
rget
to
add,
in
en
umer
atin
g th
e ad
van
tage
s of
th
e m
ore
expe
nsi
ve s
yste
m,
that
it
ten
ds,
thou
gh s
ligh
tly
yet
perc
epti
bly,
to
the
dim
inut
ion
of
the
redu
nda
nt I
sosc
eles
pop
ulat
ion
—an
obj
ect w
hic
h e
very
sta
tesm
an
in F
latl
and
con
stan
tly
keep
s in
vie
w. O
n t
he
wh
ole
ther
efor
e—al
-th
ough
I a
m n
ot ig
nor
ant
that
, in
man
y po
pula
rly
elec
ted
Sch
ool
Boa
rds,
th
ere
is a
rea
ctio
n i
n f
avou
r of
“th
e ch
eap
syst
em”
as i
t is
ca
lled—
I am
mys
elf
disp
osed
to
thin
k th
at t
his
is o
ne
of t
he
man
y ca
ses
in w
hic
h e
xpen
se is
the
true
st e
con
omy.
But
I m
ust
not
allo
w q
uest
ion
s of
Sch
ool
Boa
rd p
olit
ics
to d
iver
t m
e fr
om m
y su
bjec
t. E
nou
gh h
as b
een
sai
d, I
tru
st,
to s
hew
th
at
Rec
ogn
itio
n b
y Fe
elin
g is
not
so
tedi
ous
or i
nde
cisi
ve a
pro
cess
as
mig
ht
hav
e be
en s
uppo
sed;
an
d it
is
obvi
ousl
y m
ore
trus
twor
-th
y th
an R
ecog
nit
ion
by
hea
rin
g. S
till
ther
e re
mai
ns,
as
has
bee
n
poin
ted
out
abov
e, t
he
obje
ctio
n t
hat
th
is m
eth
od i
s n
ot w
ith
out
dan
ger.
For
this
rea
son
man
y in
the
Mid
dle
and
Low
er c
lass
es, a
nd
all w
ith
out
exce
ptio
n in
th
e Po
lygo
nal
an
d C
ircu
lar
orde
rs, p
refe
r a
thir
d m
eth
od, t
he
desc
ript
ion
of
wh
ich
sh
all b
e re
serv
ed f
or t
he
nex
t sec
tion
.
Sect
ion 5
Of o
ur m
eth
ods
of
reco
gnis
ing
one
oth
er
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