CrosswordClues

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‘Doctor, doctor, I have heartburn every time I eat a birthday cake!’

‘Next time, take off the candles!’

T W K J N O R A A X E D R H C A Z E V K C I R E L O E Q T B I L F M U S R A B M L I N D A O T P O Q P O I A E R U N N Y A U A W T T K X R C E L D I N P M B C J B H V A T R E U O V Q H Y I D C R K S W E I R D E X A O I Y M A H F A M I L Y P P A S E N I H C A M L A N F I L M S C H O O L S

Find the ‘Mitchells vs The Machines’-related words in the grid

across:1 Flying mammal. 3 Ringlet of hair. 6 The

outer casing of an egg. 7 Double act. 8 Male

farm animal. 10 Before long. 12 Lion-like star

constellation. 13 Scavenging African animal.

15 Leather strip with a buckle. 16 Admirer.

down:

1 American sport. 2 Neckwear item. 3 Chilly.

4 Cowboy show. 5 Everest, for example.

9 Not tight. 11 Informal talk. 14 Little pixie.

by Neil Locker

TTHHEE M MIITTCCHHEELLLLSS vvss T THHE E MMAACCHHIINNEESS

WWOORRDDSSEEAARRCCHH

AnswersAnswerson Page 2on Page 2

Why did the tailor

go to the doctor?

He had pins

and needles!

A

B

C

Ha ha,ha ha,ha ha!

Ho ho,ha ha,he he!

Ho ho,ho ho!

He he,he he!

FILM SCHOOLFILM SCHOOL ROAD TRIPROAD TRIP

DR MARK BOWMANDR MARK BOWMAN

CrosswordClues

THE MITCHELLSTHE MITCHELLS KATIEKATIE

MACHINESMACHINESMONCHIMONCHI PALPALAARONAARONRICKRICKLINDALINDA

ROBOTROBOT APOCALYPSEAPOCALYPSE

QUIRKYQUIRKYWEIRDWEIRDFAMILYFAMILY ADVENTUREADVENTURE

Why was the robot angry?Because someone kept

pushing its buttons! Barack

Obama

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FOUR FITFOUR FIT

by Neil Locker

NETSOVALKNEEHOLE

Place the four words into the numbered rows so

that four new words are formed in the columns

Identify the mystery item

in the magnifying glass

What happened to the maths teacher’s garden?

The plants all grew square roots!

How do robots eat fish?

With microchips!

Why did the opera singer go on a cruise?

She wanted to hit the high Cs!

Which author is a robot’s favourite?

Anne Droid!

Ha ha,ha ha,ha ha!

Ho ho,ha ha,he he!

Ho ho,ho ho!

He he,he he!

MIX AND MATCHMIX AND MATCHMachines are very

useful for helping us with everyday tasks. Match each machine

to its correct task.

A DCB

4321

What is a robot’s favourite type of music?

Heavy metal!