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Student A The engineer and the manager
Student B The engineers and lawyers
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I n Company Upper in te rmed ia te Resource mate r ia ls
In Company Upper intermediate Teachers Book Macmillan Publishers Limited 2004
14b Business humour Nicholas Sheard
How much humour is there in your workplace? In which of the following places or situations are you most likely to hear or tell jokes to colleagues/business contacts?
a lift a business lunch a formal meeting a negotiation a presentation
a coffee break an informal in-company meeting the work canteen a pub/bar after work at your desk in the office
A man in a hot-air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and noticed a woman below. Hedescended a bit more and shouted, Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him anhour ago but I dont know where I am.
The woman below replied, You are in a hot-air balloon approximately 30 feet above the ground. You arebetween 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.
You must be an engineer, said the balloonist. I am, replied the woman, how did you know? Well, answeredthe balloonist, everything you told me is technically correct, but I still have no idea how to interpret yourinformation, and the fact is, I am still lost. Frankly, you havent been much help so far.
The woman replied, You must be in management. I am, replied the balloonist, but how did you know? Well,said the woman, you dont know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are dueto a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you cant keep, and you expect people below you tosolve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now,somehow, its my fault.
Three lawyers and three engineers were going to a conference by train. At the station, the three lawyerseach bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one. How are three people going totravel on only one ticket? asked one of the three lawyers. Watch and youll see, answered one of theengineers.
They all got on the train. The lawyers took their seats but all three engineers crammed into the toilet andclosed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the inspector came round checking tickets.He knocked on the toilet door and said, Ticket, please. The door opened slightly and an arm appeared witha ticket in its hand. The conductor checked it and moved on.
The lawyers saw this and agreed it was a clever idea. So, after the conference, the lawyers decided to copythe engineers and save some money on their tickets. When they got to the station, they bought just oneticket for the return trip. To their surprise, the engineers didnt buy a ticket at all. How are you going totravel without a ticket? asked one confused lawyer. Watch and youll see, said one of the engineers.
When they got on the train, the three lawyers crammed into a toilet and the three engineers crammed intoanother one nearby. The train departed. A few moments later, one of the engineers left his toilet andwalked over to the toilet where the lawyers were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, Ticket, please.