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BOTANY BAY HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
THE CONVICT HASH
RUN: 1654 DATE: 21st May 2018 HARE: Hannibal’s Hectic Horrendously Horizontal Horamble!
LOCATION: Friend in Hand Pub Glebe RECEDING HARELINE
Run Date: Hare Run Details On On
1655 28/5/18 Squatting Squaw
Prince Hotel Kirrawee
Same 533-541 Princes
Highway Kirrawee
Check before you park in Bunnings carpark as they close
the gate at about 9pm
1656 4/6/18 Pseudo Peakhurst PARK IN OGILIVY STREET
Russo’s Pizzeria Ristorante Cnr. Henry Lawson Drive & Ogilivy
Street
1657 11/6/18 Sir Les TBA TBA
1658 18/6/18 Dish TBA TBA
1659 25/6/18 Dundee Old Fitzroy Hotel Woolloomooloo
129 Dowling Street Woolloomooloo
1660 02//7/18 Stopcock Highfield Hotel 22-24 Mackay Street Caringbah
Sky Bar 2nd Floor Highfield Hotel
1661 09/07/18 Tickle TBA TBA
1662 16/07/18 Scotch Mist TBA TBA
1663 23/07/18 Rabbit St. George Tavern 531 Princes Highway Rockdale
Same
1664 XMAS IN JULY
30/07/18 XMAS IN JULY
Mr & Ms Claus (PSEUDO & HOLEPROOF)
Parkview Hotel Alexandria XMAS IN JULY
Same 178-180 Mitchell Rd XMAS IN JULY
‘Reservations, this is
SQUATTING SQUAW’
The Friend in Hand Pub, in the quiet back streets of Glebe, was the venue chosen by our hare
HANNIBAL. Such a great Pub to start the run from! The pack had so much memorabilia to look at before they set out that I think some were reluctant to leave!! This Pub is also unique in that it retains the quaint name it was given over 150 years ago, when pubs with the label Dog and Duck, Plough, Steam Engine, Crooked Billet, Old Blue Pot, Labour in Vain Hotel, Bush Tavern, Black Dog, and Sprig of Shillelagh were the norm around the streets of Sydney. Built as a timber inn by Michael Delohenty, the Friend in Hand was licensed to trade on July 1 1857 after the publican transferred his license of the Albert Inn, from what is today Broadway. He and his wife Honora had been at the helm of the Albert Inn, on what was then known as Parramatta Street, since 1854. Michael hosted the Friend in Hand Inn for 15 years before his death in 1872. His widow
Honora took over as host for many years after her husband’s death. Tooth and Company bought the old inn around 1921, and plans for a new hotel, prepared by architect R.M. Joy, were submitted to Council in 1936 and the new building was completed in 1937.
It was soon time to head out into the darkening streets of Glebe with some of the pack clutching maps of the run which were six pages in total. HANNIBAL got a little carried away with his enlarging skills!
“Hey come back! The sign
says One Way this way!”
‘I should have
brought my torch!
wait for me!’
The first back at the bucket were the walkers and
talkers. SPINIFEX and CB decided that they had not walked long enough so they set off to do a couple of extra klms. Meanwhile RABBIT & GOON found the swings in the park too
tempting to resist!
The “real” athletes soon arrived back and HANNIBAL kept a close watch on the returnees to make sure no one had disappeared into the
“dark depths” of Glebe. PIG decided that he had better take a roll call before we all drank too much and could not recall if we were there or not at tonight’s run!
“I’m having a
swinging time on
my birthday!”
“Did RABBIT
just say she is
a swinger?”
“Hello! is ANYONE
listening to me?”
The “over achievers” return
“It was
so
dark
out
there!
”
“We
aren’t”
“Us
neither!”
“So good to be back and having a beer”
‘What do
YOU think of
the trash
MERKIN?’
‘I’d rather
not
comment
TAXING!’
‘Smile for
PSEUDO’
GOON called everyone to listen up and shut up as HE was our RA tonight as SNIFFER was busy preparing for her trip to Fiji.
HISTORY: These history notes were supplied
by GOON who did a fabulous job of keeping the rabble under control!
WENTWORTH PARK:
Black Wattle Bay was named in 1788 after the Black Wattle tree found at the bay. They subsequently chopped them all down and used them for housing construction. When first used, the bay was a swampy inlet
fed by a creek that ran from its eastern end. Industrial use by tanners and slaughter houses caused the area to be fouled by noxious fumes and there were many complaints by the residents. IT SMELT WORSE THAN A HASH FARTING COMPETITION! An embankment with a bridge was built across the swamp to provide access from Glebe to Pyrmont, being known as Bridge Rd. The area to the east of the road was filled in becoming Wentworth Park. Greyhound racing began at Wentworth Park in 1932, with Saturday night “Wenty Dogs” soon becoming a part of Sydney life. The current grandstand was completed in 1987. Thanks GOON for this History lesson.
GOON then read out the following which I thought was worth repeating here: AN EMOTIONAL WEEKEND:
What a beautiful weekend we have all just enjoyed, the emotion, the history, - who would have thought ?? * Firstly, in the Melbourne / Manly game we had a punch -up and someone called Curtis Scott was sent off for landing a series of punches on Dylan Walker and breaking his cheekbone. It was a beautiful moment that brought back wonderful memories of some of the big slugfests of yesteryear . ‘Bring back the biff!” SLOPS yelled at this stage of GOON’s emotional story. * Secondly, the Waratahs actually won a game against a NZ team – for the first time in 2 years This actually nearly brought a tear to my eye– and gave the slightest glimmer of hope for Australian Rugby * Then this was topped off by close and controversial wins to all the local sides – St. George (lucky v Raiders), Cronulla (just snuck home by 6 points!) and Souths (got a lucky penalty to win in the 80th Minute). Just bliss Meanwhile – I heard there was a big wedding on in England. I suspected that it was a big occasion, as when I checked the photos you could see that everyone was dressed up as if they were going to the Golden Slipper. Just as Abbie Corasau was running in to join the fight in Melbourne and protect Dylan Walker, we found out that Harry had taken himself off the market by marrying a Yank (which may be a good idea with the “paper thin” bloodline of the royals in Europe). I didn’t realise she was 36 and he 33. The Queen joined in – dressed in her Canberra Raiders lime green, while
Meghan had her hair up – which will no doubt set a fashion trend for the modern hip crowd and 11 year old girls around Australia. Phillip and Camilla were there – but I didn’t see James Hewitt – who was rumoured to be Harry’s real dad? From what I saw, everyone looked a little glum and the whole ceremony was hijacked by Desmond Tutu who mentioned the word love 64 times. – so I turned it off. Thanks GOON
“Okay HOLEPROOF I’m
getting up to do the RA job!”
“About bloody time GOON. I gave
you this well paid job and all you
do is sit around!”
“I’m ready AND
listening !”
‘I wanted to wear the black/white/blue outfit that is shown at the bottom of this Trash but protocol said I couldn’t!’
RUN REPORTER: One of
our visitors, HOT DICK, was asked to be run reporter tonight. He said liked the spray painting in the tunnel, the nubile young female runners in the University grounds and no hills to run up. He then awarded 6/10 but changed his mind to 6.5/10 as he especially liked the very long on back.
VISITORS: Five visitors joined us
tonight. Welcome! ICE BOX, HOT DICK, CB, PETER and GRAPE APE who was saved from a trek to Mosman to run with his Posh tonight as B2H3 were running just around the corner from his home!
BIRTHDAYS: ♫GOON
told us that RABBIT was
39 today! RABBIT just laughed along with the
rest of us! ♫
PRICKETTE OF THE WEEK NOMINATIONS:
BLONDIE → SPINIFEX for calling her GOLDMARK GOON → SPINIFEX for taking a ‘root’ around the tower SLOPS → SPINIFEX for always finding sexy blokes in gyms whilst looking through the windows when out running DAME NELLIE → SPINIFEX for being messy? JJ → SQUATTING SQUAW for squatting in laneway? DUNDEE → HOLEPROOF for expecting everyone to believe she found someone older than her!
PRICK OF THE WEEK:
HOLEPROOF → MERKIN for forcing her to tell some old friend of his that his nickname was MERKIN MERKIN → COLD DUCK for shining his torch on the fanny of the nubile females as they ran past him SPINNIFEX → DUCK for going to Fiji with seven Harriettes GREWSOME → MERKIN for swapping bars at the footie because the bar on the side of the ground where GREWSOME was standing only sold light beer.
PRICK AND PRICKETTE OF THE WEEK SPINIFEX and MERKIN
“Oh! Those
nubile
runners!”
“I tell you I should have been
called LONG DICK, it is this big”
PETER ICE BOX
HOT DICK
CB “Ha!
Ha!
39!”
‘Wow! our drinks
were ready!’
************************************************************************** GREWSOME and his family are very interested in going to the GOLD COAST MARATHON WEEKEND which
is being held on Saturday 30th June & Sunday 1st July 2018.
There is a variety of events, something to suit everyone! Marathon, Half Marathon, 10klm Run, 5.7 Fun Run and even a
Junior Dash! This is a fabulous event, B2H3 members have participated in
this event many times over the years, even your poor old Scribe has shuffled to the finish line a few times in the half marathon.
Please talk to GREWSOME
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♪♪CHRISTMAS IN JULY♪♪
HO! HO! HO! Monday 30th July we have decided to hold a Christmas in July Run. Last year’s was such a great night, the Committee have decided to re-visit the Parkview Hotel
Alexandria and they are more than happy to have B2H3 back! More information as the
date draws closer *************************************************************************************
RELAY WEEKEND August 3/4/5
LAST EVER Hash Relay weekend LIGHTNING RIDGE RELAY For further information please talk to SNIFFER as she has all the latest and the greatest updates and the B2H3 act
information! Here’s a hint! Get out your RM Williams boots, stock whip,
your Driza-Bone Coat, Akubra hat and practise your horse riding skills
MONTH DATE EVENT WHERE Info on the Website in
EVENTS
8/9/10
HASH WEEKEND AWAY Book now phone
9888 9133
LANE COVE RIVER NATIONAL PARK
9888.9133
Not long now!
Hurry & book
your cabin!
EVENTS FOR YOUR DIARIES
JUNE/JULY
30th June -1stJuly
GOLD COAST QLD. MARATHON
½ MARATHON 10K RUN
5.7 FUN RUN + JUNIOR DASH
Please talk to GREWSOME if you are interested! This is a great event
July 22 Sutherland to Surf Sutherland/Cronulla
July
Monday
30th
Christmas in July Time to dress up!
Parkview Hotel 178-180 Mitchell Road Alexandria
Delicious roast dinner and pudding
AUGUST
3/4/5 LIGHTNING
RIDGE
LAST EVER Hash
Relay weekend!!!! Please see SNIFFER for further
information
Booking information on the website or see SNIFFER
11th Pre City –to- surf Woolloomooloo
12th City to Surf City/Bondi 13th Run 1666
Captain Cook Hotel The Rocks
13th Fathers Day
on sale
At Hash
27th Fathers Day Raffle drawn At Hash
September 2nd Fathers Day October 27th
AGPU THIS DATE HAS
CHANGED NOW TO 27th. OCTOBER
Think old style & glamour, mmm!
Think outside the
♪
‘Jingle
bells’♪
YOUR 2017-2018
COMMITTEE
GRAND MASTER PSEUDO BARRY SMITH RELIGIOUS ADVISER SNIFFER DOG JAYNE BURNELL
HASH CASH VENUS JENNI EKE HASH RAGS DISH ELIZABETH MADDEN
TRAILMASTER PIG MARK MCCANN HASH GROG SCOTCHMIST MOIRA FRAZER GREWSOME JOHN FRAZER HASH SCRIBE HOLEPROOF DAWN JUSTICE
*************************************************************************** I have not been notified of any illness, adversity or outstanding good luck amongst our
B2H3 family this week! Scribes note: If you have concerns/news regarding the health & wellbeing of past &
present B2H3 members please let me know & I will include it here. We should keep a close eye on our Hash family
If you have anything to contribute to this section please advise Holeproof 0414 397 969 or Email: [email protected]
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There was some confusion when we all ambled into the Pub after the circle. HANNIBAL had very efficiently written down our meal orders to save time when we got to the Pub and this would save the staff being bombarded with food orders all at once. Great idea but somewhere along the way this idea fell apart,
with the people who had NOT ordered earlier being fed before those that HAD ordered! HANNIBAL got it all sorted quickly and he even acted as the waitress handing out our very tasty meals! Whilst waiting for their meals some of the boys discovered the “Life Drawing “ class being held upstairs and were like little sniggering school boys running up the stairs peeping through the curtains and giggling as they came back down!
In the Trash a couple of issues back it was mentioned that a B2H3” brains trust” meet every Saturday in
the Kogarah Tavern to answer the SMH quiz. This must be a HHH “thing” as my friends from the
Sunshine Coast H3, SHAGGIS, TOOLEY, ERICSHUN and whoever else wanders into the Buderim Bowling
Club at 4.30pm Saturday afternoon, do the same thing! I dazzled them, when I was invited to join them
when I was there in February house sitting, with my great knowledge! By the way, if any Hashers are in
the area on holidays you can always find a few SSCH3 members in the Buderim Bowling Club on
Wednesdays from 5pm. They meet to enjoy a quiet drink and catch up. They are not hard to find, just
call out On On as you get to the bar! A friendly welcome is always assured with SSCH3.
“…And HOLEPROOF’s mooning of
the other Committee members was
interpreted as the only ‘nay’ vote…”
HANNIBAL spotted this sign in COFFS HARBOUR last week and
it fits in with an experience I had last week!
I visited my Doctor for a “female” check- up. After
he had finished his examination he looked at me
and said “There seems to be a bit of a problem
with your aviaries HOLEPROOF!” I looked at him
quite perplexed and said “I think you have made a
mistake Doctor, don’t you mean my ovaries?” He
replied,”No HOLEPROOF, I mean aviaries, as there has been a
‘cock or two ‘in there!”
“GOON is so
interesting!”
“Wake up DAME NELLIE time
to go! they just called On On!”
‘So good both our teams won DIRTY”
“We play each
other soon let’s
see whose
smiling then!”
‘Must get a
photo of
that!’
Great
spot
for the
bucket,
swings,
seats
and
lights
too!
“It sure
is a
great
spot!”
“What’s that bright light
MERKIN?”
‘Could be the sun
shining out of PIG’s
arse!”
‘How
rude!?’
It was soon time for us all to say goodbye to this quirky, interesting Pub with it’s memorabilia, toy trains chugging around above the bar and ‘Still life’ painting classes with the mattress on the floor! Well done HANNIBAL a good choice! Thank you too to GOON for being such a great fill in RA, lots of fun!
THANK YOU PSEUDO FOR THE GREAT PHOTOS FROM THIS RUN
“I’m so so
exhausted
after that
long run!”
“What’s up
DUNDEE?”
‘I think I just broke my
denture!’
“Oh
shit!”
“What the f--- is this,
a tree, a Drag Queen
or what?”
Just to make my life so much easier please note that any reports, photos, ads. etc. need to be in NO LATER than
NOON the Wednesday after the Monday’s run for inclusion in the next Hash Trash! Thank you
See you next week at The Prince Hotel Kirrawee and please
remember before you park in Bunnings carpark check the time they shut
the gate!
On On
Holeproof
Hash Scribe
‘I wore this hat to
the Garden Party’
PPLEASE PICK A DATE TO
SUIT YOU ON THE RECEDING HARELINE
then please advise PIG and HOLEPROOF…thank you
Run Date Hare Run Details On On 1665 06/08/18 1666 13/08/18 Committee Captain Cook
Hotel The Rocks
1667 20/08/18 Sniffer Dog TBA TBA 1668 27/08/18 Taxing TBA TBA
1669 03/09/18
1670 10/09/18
1671 17/09/18 Dirty Weekend
TBA TBA
1672 24/09/18 Bingo TBA 20 year Hashing anniversary
1673 01/10/18
1674 08/10/18 Holeproof In the Shire Home Cater 1675 15/10/18 1676 22/10/18 Venus Caringbah TBA 1677 29/10/18
1678 05/11/18 1679 12/11/18
1680 19/11/18
