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Their replies;
Yes,I wanted to be a first lady only for myhusband but I couldn’t.There is an otherwoman behind us.
I didn’t want to be a first lady but I burned.what could I do ?I’m special (big-nosed)
Why not?we must want it.we must want tohave all the things in this world but where areour girls where are the our woman.We must be managed by woman.you must join to ourfeministic boycott.I’m defences for freedomwoman..
I know every girl in here they want to be
a first lady for their translation jobs
And they don’t want to be a first lady for
this country because there are endless
responsibilities...
Firstly , you can’t be bored from
anything..
Love formality ceremonies and serious
receptions.
You must be helpful for woman
for children
for disabled
for animals for old-ageds
but not man problems(we don’t care about them)
You must listen all the problems qarefully all thetimes.you can’t escape!
You must visit around the world and you
can’t make a fuss about trifles.(don’t say
ofss,puffs!)
You can’t have long holiday to relax only
you can go for short politician visits..
with different countries’ first ladies
with soldiers
with opposing
with terrorists
with all races
and mostly with your dangerousenemies
Always smiley (be cheerful)
Noteing hands from the bus to your
people
Throw some flowers to your nation.
Shake hands with all man and all
people.(it mustn’t be a trouble for you)
You must know to greet soldiers
Seen to us like us
(like in common)
You can wear
tailor(suits)
You must love pearl
earings (it is a big
clishe but sorry you
must)
You can’t seen to us
a teenager
And you must lovehigh-heeled shoes
it was Christian Louboutin?
You can’t buy expensive shoes
because your people can talk aboutyour expensive shoes..
you can’t buy cheap shoes becauseyou are advertisement for your country
you can’t buy foreigner conceptionsbecause you represantative for yourcountry
you can’t copying other country but you must be local elegant..
Wearing is the most difficult responsibility
because it is the most important topic
for world news..
Be kind and honest
(it means that’; be the best liar’)
Be serious-minded (for ex; you can’t
laugh loudly in common)
Be peaceable
Be well-mannered
(sitting,standing,ex.)
Be photogenic..
You must attention for your lifestyle.
İf you dance on tv you can be only
sensational.
Like Denmark minister ‘s wife
‘’Anne-Mette Rasmussen ‘’
Being a good player on
Political
Echonomical
Sosyological
and the other chaos
games.
Good at making quick replies
Be a good speaker
Be a good at silent also.
You can’t have long walking in the street
(Because your nation doesn’t like you.)
You can’t watch tv for entertainment
You can’t read newspapers completely
(because you can see your enemies on there
and your husband is talking on the tv again,
it is so boring because he is talking about his country again,not you.you are second not first..WİN YOUR JEAULOUSY!)
You can’t be angry or you can’t cry for
something for a long times because you
must refresh your brain only your country
problems it doesn’t have to be your
personal problem in your brain.
Being a really lonely person in crowdeds.
Don’t worry about your future.
(be cool-blooded)
For ex. Don’t scare about assassinations..
(İn a car or a plane bomb!)
Their children can’t grow up like a real
child
He can sit a prime minister’s armchair in
his young olds.It is not suitable job for him
but he saw his fathers sweet glaps.
Their children can speak like a really
dictator it isn’t cute.
It’s your new house but you are missing
your tiny house because you can’t find
true toilet in this big house easily
(in the Çankaya)
We know you missed eating chickens
with your hands..
We know you can’t want to have this
black cars like this,the world isn’t only
black..
a weddig party for your children in the
Çırağan Palace( it is old fashion now.you
can find different place.)
First ladies don’t have to sent their
children to America for their university
certainly. Maybe they don’t know our
universities in here(!) (what a pity, they’ll
miss their children..)
The children can’t be stupid for his
fathers impression (poor children they
must be brainy ..)
Because of all these reasons;
Sometimes you choose hidden with your
modest from the
others..intelligent
Man to intelligent
woman
They are engineers..
Like her ; She wants to say only
her operas.She doesn’t wants to be a first
lady..
DİANA..
İt’s the great name in the Turkish means
‘dayana..bilirsen( bu hayata)’
or die!-ana
She was the real first lady completely.
And anybody couldn’t be like her.
She was the hero in the first ladies.…
Hü
rre
m s
ulta
nLa
dy
Latife
we had some different first ladies.These
ladies wrote the our history.
Being an ordinary person
is the most confident and comfortablething for our lives.
We can have funnier times in our normal lives..
We can wear everything.
We can say everything to everybody.
What do we want to do ? we can do..
we haven’t got a followers in our back with black shadows.
‘The first is here where is the second?’
freedom is the most important real thing in human life and we are the first luckiestladies because they haven’t got a freedomlike us..
’freedom for all woman!’
‘and don’t be quite if you quiet ,the queue will come to you!’
( susma sustukça sıra sana gelecek :p)