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ACT 4 SCENE 1

Shrewsbury: the rebels camp

Enter HOTSPUR, WORCESTER, and DOUGLAS

HOTSPUR noice work der m8. I s2g I'm full srs - I'm not complementing u. No other

soldiers are as good as you. You have a good rep

DOUGLAS ty ur pre honourable as well. And if anyone says ur not, I'll fuck him up.

HOTSPUR ok then

Enter a MESSENGER with letters

HOTSPUR Who are those letters from?

MESSENGER Your dad. He's too sick to tell you in person. Rip

HOTSPUR Fuck! How could he be sick at this time? We're about to go to war. Who will

command the army?

MESSENGER Just read the fucking letter. He'll explain.

HOTSPUR I see... Daddy says that we should still go into battle even though he's sick. It's

too late to pussy out now cos the King already knows about our plans.

DOUGLAS dw bro, even if we lose the first battle, we still have Northumberland's army as

backup.

WORCESTER I know but Northumberland's absense will make people question the rebel

cause.

HOTSPUR Don't worry, a small army is better.

Enter Sir Richard VERNON

VERNON bad news mate! The Earl of Westmoreland has 7k men and Prince John is with

him

HOTSPUR dw that's no big deal. Anything else?

VERNON Also the King is coming with a huge and powerful army

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HOTSPUR ?????? %I can't wait to kill all of them, especially Hal that little shit.

VERNON Henry's army are pretty legit. They all have nice uniforms and have legitweapons. They're like *insert imagery*.

I saw young Harry with helmets, armour and powerful weapons. He's like theGod of War.

HOTSPUR stfu stop praising him. It's making me vomit. Get my horse so this Harry willmeet that Harry and we'll 1v1 each other until one of us dies. Oh, I wish that

Glendower were here!

VERNON oright I have more news. Glendower won't be able to collect his army for twomore weeks.

HOTSPUR fuck that's the shittest news I've ever heard. How many men in the King'sarmy?

VERNON 30k

HOTSPUR more like 40k aye? dw, even tho both my father and Glendower disappeared,

our armies may still be enough to win. Come on, lets gather our troops right

now. Its almost doomsday.Exeunt