Subject: A sad passing, and an update! Some sad news to pass on, last night the Bldg. 36 dish fairy passed away in their sleep, this was expected since “DF” as they were affectionately known had not been seen around the lunch room for months, DF’s closest relative the Fridge Cleaning Fairy is so torn with grief that they will n ot be returning to work for the foreseen future if ever. Also the Counter Cleaning Fairy is taking LTD (Long Term Disability) because of the stress at losing two work mates. Due to budgetary restraints they cannot be replaced. As a sign of respect everyone using DF’s former domain, are respectfully asked to clean up their own; dishes, fridge food and wiping down the counter. Update The mice that used to crawl into the sink and eat the chunks of food left there by persons unknown that rinsed out their dishes (and didn’t bother to clean the sink) have been trapped and their pelts will be available at the North Bay fur auction this spring. Those of you that are against trapping of small furry animals so that their pelts can become fashion items, feel free to clean out the sink after you’ve used it. Respectfully submitted, The people who like to eat in a clean lunchroom. Note, NO animals were harmed in any wa y in the creation of this notice!

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Subject: A sad passing, and an update!

Some sad news to pass on, last night the Bldg. 36 dish fairy passed away in their sleep, this was expected since

“DF” as they were affectionately known had not been seen around the lunch room for months, DF’s closest relativethe Fridge Cleaning Fairy is so torn with grief that they will not be returning to work for the foreseen future if ever.

Also the Counter Cleaning Fairy is taking LTD (Long Term Disability) because of the stress at losing two work mates.

Due to budgetary restraints they cannot be replaced.

As a sign of respect everyone using DF’s former domain, are respectfully asked to clean up their own; dishes, fridge

food and wiping down the counter.

Update

The mice that used to crawl into the sink and eat the chunks of food left there by persons unknown that rinsed out

their dishes (and didn’t bother to clean the sink) have been trapped and their pelts will be available at the NorthBay fur auction this spring. Those of you that are against trapping of small furry animals so that their pelts can

become fashion items, feel free to clean out the sink after you’ve used it.

Respectfully submitted,

The people who like to eat in a clean lunchroom.

Note, NO animals were harmed in any way in the creation of this notice!