£,5T AM A RE.

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We pennsptoanian PHILADELPHIA. WEDNESDAY. MARCH 23 PRICE FIVE CENTS

JN -ARiAN STUDENTS HOLD ■■ *>AL LUNCHEON MEETING ORCHESTRA WILL ASSIST

SENIORS V\i\ SOCCER GAME TO GA:N IMERCLASS 7 t

GET-TOGETHER- LASTMIKADO REHEARSAL • ^

■ and.e Scene of Entertainment" H Musicians, Se'ected from Philadelphia night Under Auspices erick R. Gril « t»i».< Orchestra. Will Accompany

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■' Service Bureau

..- OF 'M KADO" WILL PERFORM

Chorus and Soloists

SEATS STILL AVAILABLE

• ■ • rj ■ ■ g g now

iet-Togethi N'lg - i i - .a the

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... QJOJ ab i under !!.•■ BUC

• 1827 Rec- . rtlsers « ho

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Famous Bands of "Ba f. Rapp and • Lew" Chapman Wi I Play Novelties

at Interf rate--nity Ball

■ I 1 an Church of P

' v -•■ GOOD e made for the lu

an lasoi \ thi second and lasl dress i In tin .... CHAPMAN INCREASES ORCHESTRA M ido," which will be held todaj at ' ' ' ' ': ■■' ' l; '

' >n Thursday e Mi hoi - Col iters' Club • ,]„. Asburj Methodist Chu

i i principal address will be made by R< veri iid .\. M. Sheuefi 11 rei tor of i>- We* • j I oundatlon at P

' aptaln the Whi Lazarus \\.1! lead the Co • -■ ■ ■ -

11 M i •.".I. ;i tentative game • Lew" i

popular speaker among ... students. M,,,»d«lPhla Orchestra and will be . i!i- direction of Dr, ll. Alexander

SENIORS TO ELECT CLASS \i kado" nlio will

-. . . - and skits from the j ...

• elr i ustomarj Ballot

Mi-- Cynthia ' !j nthla" and

-. promised to, be - Dos ess 1 renlog

i ourse . • rj OIK Is urged i"

iiiiu tht aplrll

aents will be will !»• in-

. •-. These ■ Record

i from of the ... the P' und

. i make

Much at- everj deti

thews, «in. has i n In charge of the Ulee Club's work for several years. -\- ni.my of iii". troubles thai arose at the Dm costume rehearsal, held Monday, were eradli ated al thai time, II Is hoped ihni today's drill will progress more ra Ij and with fewer breaks for corrections.

In the Glee Club's production of "ll. M. s. Pinafore," given last year, the mu

i- were also selected from the Phila- delphia Orchestra and proved a decided factor in mak ipera :i success due to the excellent support the trained musicians gave tin a and cho

Final Senior class elections of the year ""'ir """'•■'[ numbers. Al the pre win take plan- tomorrow, when the fourth Ma '■"'"'' " ;l" ' :|-V Wl" :'-:']" year men balloi for Ivj Orator, Valedlc '"' ""hearsed with thi ■

■ ass Poet, Class Prophet, and Ivj trn' •""' Anisliing touches added to the Ode compost r. The polls in Houston Hall VMi""- songs. will i pen from 10 A. M. until I P. M v u * dlsplaj ol pictures of the and members ol i Cndergraduate Coun •X|1--"1" caul

l 30 P. M. in the Acodemj of Mu- ■ - ■ ■ • .• . for the regular

, .... ,. . ..... " '" ' - '"' ' ■ man, who will plaj . i da) and l rlday • . i \ nights will be present to aid the practice, arra. Ball, etat. that

iy night's .iT "Bar

I : ■ T ■' 1 Ills ■

,|||(l B This bodj Is composed of members of the »i-l meel on March :n for I ■ nl clinmplonsliip.

for Valedictorian, Ivy Orator, Class Poet, Class Prophet and

Ivy Ode Composer

PETITIONS CALLED IN TODAY

V i lelphln, thi

ruble Imj rhlle "Lew" i ocreaaed

| tO tWI I 'ii

[li: urning fr ;emenl HI Palm Bi Rapp and hla

pstra an with of recomn ■

... music ■ RELEASED AT WIGGERS' PREMIERE II Sew York City,

i Bill frnin N. w

■ for i r

Four Popular Scores from New Show Will be Made Into Record by

Victor Company

In tlio Middle Wi i - through ' hal se< tlon, I' Is

i'omplj111u with iii'1 request ol i \

tor T Machine Company, tin Ma>

W - Cluli will rnaki known as a Viol nl of the T II ii -:. al s 'I!

Mon." I i - Is the third ' ew" Cl ipn mV : ror this companj hm asked Hie M .1

clll will I.- .a charge of I lie itlon. William E. Mason, Chairman of Elec-

tions, has announced thai petitions have been taken oul as to ows 11 y ■ irator, E. v. Driseoll; Valedictorian, W. L. G "' a<",,s ":' '*SI ; " " '

Jnpune bjects loaned bj the Wana-

tiie Penndushery and attracted i o able attention from pnssersbj. Tin

i ampn - or Wig Club to co nth • , ., , the mu-

ni.iki-i' More were ■ 11-i• i.i\<-<i yesterday ;n ,>.,■ M U Mu. . . ...■•••.., ■ Li i II is mi onij coiiegi orjcnmzs rslty I le or-

ever offered the same opp< . i on i , imiM wenl "Whlti KauffBi

D. B. Kreach, and E. A. Stuebner; Class B"*88 ' .ougli many hu\e b , - iviiiai,,, according ■ d. I ie numbers ... . . kmbaa-adoi

those In charg;e of I ,._..,, ,,, ..„„.,,., ..,....„.,,., ^ Hli

Poet, E. \\". I'm!.i. 1. ll. Levin, and i _ . - order. Mclver; Class Prophet, C. S, Soullt; Ivj

ode, v. ll. Kunkle. All petitions musl be of the M . | .. Chant." Tin— '

may I btalned al 111

Tnrunrn'O n iTTIMr returned to the Chairman In his office club "'"'"l " " "' Ho»8tl " ....... ,,. TREMPERS BATTING Houston Hall between 1.30 and 2 o'clock o» fr eppe's, 1110 Chestnut s tree,

FFATURFS PRAfTIfF "" prli es I'.I ..-i - ' om one ti

C egular rub elections »«. Seats and boxes maj also be resi will be enforced ed by calling the Mu Club rooms, , ,} \ . ri .. /.„.i. The ball

nt) Baste, Captain Rounding Into Seniors voting must present their matrli i e Inlvi one ex The Instrumi ... .A , latlon cards and their c ass dues recelpl '' ards, or they will not be permitted t<

^'id-season Form After Illness .ii-.. I,,-, n ii..ni.'. "\\ • r e Our i i« the number i hosi ed . j S al Shllkre t Victor Ren igain held up bj cast their balloU S erlng in QIJTnQQR TRACK

... - . ; the past the vicinity of pol - will be tolerated. vyiJ ■ M

^FASON RFCINS '"' vw" "rei» ■■ .11 01-rv^vyi^ UL,ull,lJ». n: 1 < N Mofi v

tne pa gj condition of Frank- All fourth-year men are urged to par- \ "- ij squad to limit tlclpate In ii»' tlons ai ■ representa-

tlnj drill. The live vote of tin class - desired. This will mark the flnal opportunity of the Seniors Many ,,, balloi for anj undergraduate ;• The election of the performers ol Ivj Day, 01 eof tin .-•-•• sol i

,l„, noli ope I Mondaj on l rank i ■

Candidates Report for Initial Workouts on Franklin Field

Prai Iii e for the 1027 outdoor trai k sen

i. re ui ■ onnecl bui i lap

far ini'i . ,,h, ,,• i . st ii lortance to

irprlse that class.

•" i;" MK'" K'e ",Ui K^ •"'?!! , -kouts. Althi IT : ii! .1 short week of There will be an Important mi

,. K, morrov, night turnout Hall. All n i 'll "' '"■ ""' '"■'" '

yea r lo Coach Robertson,

, held dallj • urges more try out for pot

PRIZES OFFERED FOR M, .. anxious to have more SWIMMING CONTESTS nr*

Intercollegiate Swimming

I In- In-lit

, ■ torus. X"A Y'Tk. The Victor Comp - ■ n ediThe lt< lllui «

Dial the n tin • i I t Wll- Morn MI' .i.

1 e pub- and Kaplan, tithi rill b< • represent!

... Princi . , . e Victri ■ ' ' I ■ ':

H n Hall St \ \

• i ed to the team tin . i ROOD

V ol Hous

j ,,ii bers are requested to be present as the ■

,.,l ,,, i n, ., their iniiinl \ as there was .i

- . -- p ana

NEW ONE YEAR COURSE IN FUEL ENGINEERING WILL BE OFFERED STUDENTS IN SEPTEMBER

H -.-..ii. in center "Masti Science In rill Is

win be thi degree awarded ■ U "• ad con-

ai • adeavor to wi r. made in the

8 iturday. While thel •. ; the 11

,, . [the ai r. \ was the

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Yellow Lantern Cafeteria 34 41 Walnut Street

Luncheon 11.30 to 2

dreaK'ast '30 to 9

Dinner 5 to '

Closed Sunday

in cash prizes

Watch for Coca-Cola advertising, presenting the $30(000 Coca-Cola prize contest—beginning the fir>t week in May and continuing for three months.

In a number of leading national magazines, in manv newspapers, in posters, outdoor signs, soda fountain and refreshment stand decorations.

You'll find this contest simple and interesting.

lst-prbe $10,000 2nd prUe 5,000 3rd priic l.KM 4th prize 1 -000 5th prize 500 10 sixth priiM (each ) 100 20 seventh prize* (each 50 200 efchth prize* leach) 25 400 ninth prizes (.each) 10

A total of 635 prizes. $30,000

The Coea-CoU Co., AtUna, G«.

r CLOTHES 1 Ready made

And Cut to Order

ESTABLISHED ENGLISH UNIVERSITY

STYLES, TAILORED OVER YOUTHFUL

CHARTS SOLELY FOR DISTINGUISHED

SERVICE IN THE UNITED STATES.

(JUfctter louse Suits and Topcoats

•40, »45, »50

BV SPECIAL APPOINTMENT ~Z OUR STORE IS THE

fChwtevJ^otise nf lUjUabelpljta

The character of the suits and overcoats tailored by Charter House will earn your most sincere liking.

ipennbasfjer?

NOTICES I I ■■-)

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Freshman Baseb.i latss v to 1 »r. W

il ex-. E. L. D i' l' B

L O. E, V. J, Murray, A. J. W li- ter, N. H. Baupt, J. I.. G le, J. B Mount, C. D. R is M. II Wl .1 i. Haussler S E i lag S. B. Prli e, B. A.8 li Sam] M. 8. Drewes 11 I. Tate A. J. Odt j. j. Tru le tu, A I M. S. S Qd a. A. Bo

Varsity Baseball—The itely to IT. waarton

..;.-. .: esainina- Tre riper, Thompson, Davenport,

Cole Cuom- ■ -. DeuU Uattbewt i •- ]Ian, Perl- man, Oruhler, D irby, Blms, Becker, M ig- ner, O'Hara, I: K. P, w ilker, K. 1 \ Downs, M

v Man ind W. O'Hara.

Record Board Members—Can order Be ir I ofll ■•

Punch Bowl—A:: Art and Editorial . noon to turn

M i . and Wig '■' ■" lei Bee

up regularly. Dormitories for Rent D in tnd

irclass Dormlt iry roomi f.>r 1 Bee of the Vice Pf irost, Room Mi, College Hall.

Soccer Fol •> - •da>

issner, Brus ski. < B thoi W en E. Redington, II. Redlni uraha M H Bolmes, Lingelba Btrusewsk Uarvln Bagan, Fon i in, La* irui I thaw and Be i ra

Cheerleaders I lieerle idera compel win be resumed I I:;" li Wresl Ins R n In Weigh man Ball.

Student Employment: >»-,,. 284 Qlria tor > u ur I ij « irk ; will

paj four lo ars. No. 217 Two glrla for summer rei

work ; must be I] i -••- No. 298 Olr - : ir lepartn eni itore on

Batnrday; will paj fSXO plua commlssl m. No. 310 -Girl for evening work, five

P. M. Will pay 16.00

No. 32 1 M immlsslo

and r- No. 328 Men to t pa]

.- \ 331—A '

N

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Red and Blue 1. der shingles

Red and Blue I'

Big 1 Gym Team I

it 7.15. M

Song-leaders Competition

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Vv.\TErVS BIGGEST LITTLE DRUG STORE

Mac Donald ^Campbell r

LEADING BPE< EALI8TS ID

Y< MM, MEN'S Suit* Topcoat* Sports Clo(hs)fl

1 { abnrda^li i-r y Motor-ins} Apparel Raincoat* Hats

1334-1336 CHESTNUT STREET PHILADELPHIA

ICE CREAM v

THE HOI ON HALL

"See- Ai Coffee—Hot Chocolati'-- S i

AN INVITATION Many ol >u P

iged in m i i e ■ >re you know a

• iwn Bow ■ ■ ■

AN INVITATIP

i

W Id i and we will hi

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CHARLES W. POULSON and SONS CARPET Co., Inc.. 56th Street and Lancaster Avenue

i: ._- nade fr ''ii John Henry Stores, Inc., Newark, N. J.

C LA R I DG E Wide Seamless Carpets

-Sfe^T^O

Not a chance of that Lead-like, loggj feeling even during earlv Spring—if you make a daily habit of Shredded Wheat.

That's one reason why this prince of whole wheat cereals graces the training tables oi SO main colleges and - hools.

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Carefully separai pletely cleaned. | : ctly shredded. ;n\A th cooked whole — that's all I - t0

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WHEAr Except its convenient biscuit f rrr, its taste - inviting crispness, its Nature* given, refreshing, tonic benefit • y

MAKE IT A DAILY J&A*11

.:%E5DAY, MARCH 23, 1927 THE PENNSYLVANIAN PAGE THREE

I of Eggs. Sulphur, Bottles

Water and Nj.l Show Chemi. l| Composition of Man

>,1

OF LARD INDICATES FAT

Established

PARK "ARROW SHIRT

uiih an

ARROW COLLAR

on it. This shirt has the lung poir: collar. It is made of a genu- ine imported Knglish Broadcloth — the best in collars and in shirts that you can buy.

Ask Your Dealer

>ivsoi\oes

$9

n Our Phlladalptil Shop

1221 1223 CHESTNUT STREET

fiai §hoe» to (how that are worth seeing

$7

ift.etvs Shoes ■**««»«Mnu ,-_ tvft a u * VAI utt

Sj,1; £•" *«*. Brooklyn, N.«mrk

"■«•■» ■* lUu, rt. Nrv York Clt|

"" :l"' second llooi ,,; the Zool " ' •' labora^orj a| the end of Hamilton

""■''•• ■■ un exhibit of the matertaU whli ii i ompuiw the human bodj Beside V,|U parUallj liquid allowing the percenuigea ol dlfferenl lubatauvea In the body, there are era tea and other inch gyuibullc article! IndlcaUng the ac luul muke ap of the body.

in the viula .- a colorless Hold which In '""•• •- nearlj al the top of the glass und

■ ii others is barely visible In tiiu buiium of the container. Since elxty live percent of the body weight is oxygen that tube Is a little OUT half full while hydrogen only

■ ten per cent of the robe. Carbon makes up eighteen per cent) nitrogen Bve per cent and from this point the little trials graduate downward to Iron with ,00-i per (-.•lit.

in the lower part of the exhibition case there are nine large butties of water re presenting the 01 pounds of water In the average human body of one hundred and uriy pounds, A notation says that the

. matter In the brain is eighty-five per cent water and even the seemingly solid bones have fourteen per cent A crate with thirty dosen eggs in U shows the 27 pounds of protein In the i>o.iy, while a huge pall of lard stands for the -i pounds of fat in the normal human.

Three Jara or calcium phosphate Indl cate two ami one half pounds of the white substance which goes Into the making of bones ami about twenty .small lumps ol -ii.-.ir Bymbollze the three ounces of car- bohydrates. A block i>r fumigating sul phur Is the amount of sulphur In the sys tern, while a one-tenth ounce nail la the total or all the lrou In the body.

[ Pennsylvania Captain Tallies oo Baskets

and 46 Fouls While Partici pating in 24 Games

JOE" SCHAAF RANKS SECOND

Recreation Room * " - - A It ST

INDOOR SPOHT

Pocket Billiards

Student Stores i i Avsnus

Recenl records disclose Cuptalu 'l*u Davenport to be Ui» lii^'i scorer of the Pennsylvania basketball squad for the eason jut completed. During the cam

i the Red and Blue leader accumulat- , .i 00 Held pulls ami 46 foul tosses for :i total of 166 points. He participated In twenty-four of the twentj six games on

- hedule. Davenport's ruuulug mate, ' Joe" Schaaf

who outscored iiis captain In the Inter collegiate League games, ran second In the total scoring with .".i baskets and 4:! foul goals. Chapman, the tall center, was third with 88 markers, BII ahead of "Tom" sfagner,

The entire -1 orlng rei ord of < !oai h sfc Nlchol's B| re il "ii Is as follow

flayer I lavenport, t Schaaf, f (!hapman, c II er, g. Uoldblatt, Lindsay, 1 Noble, t I ul ■■ ffll

1 lonnell, f Bonnlwell, c

I 1 Bei ker, <■ Uatthewi I homp "i

G ui

JM 98

16 1 •

r 46 11

34 -

1. 6

I 160 ir.i 06

HORSEBACK CAMPING TRIP THROUGH YELLOWSTONE PARK

First party starts July IsL Cost of 16 day trip K120. Make reservaUon with Mr. John l.arbour "J7, organizer. \t No. 2«XJ South 38th Street or write Jack Hamilton, g-wlftwater Lodge. West Yellowstone Mont

Base Hospital Which Was ••f Invaluable Aid During years

'-' World Struggle

FACULTY MEMBERS GAVE SUPPORT

Pennsylvania, .., ...,.

t° the world and the nation,

• '"■"'> - 1 the 1 oited S •""' "' •"""• case to other countries. 1 - ' ■"""> Played .. large parl In the lasl "■■"' ■'- •-■ AW In oUier wars, n Is prob

■ ■ ■ ik of the World War Blnce all of the present under

luates remember man) la. Idents thai '"'"' broughl to the 1 attention when the war nraa .11 progress.

Bbortij after the war, figures compiled by the Provost showed that Pennsylvania bad 2200 men drilling under Major Wil Ham Kelly, 1 . s A. 1 more than any other large university. Empty seats In the lei lure class rooms showed, graphically, the mettle of Pennsylvania's BOOS. Manj members of the 1 ai uitj enlisted and ren dered aid to their country. Faculty mem bers from all departments of the Univer

responded to tlie call, the list of these men is entirely too long to mention and mere mention of the names would not be worthy of their deeds.

The Unlversltj Base Hospital was es pushed many praiseworthy deeds, in.--. ord .11 Prance for the duraii.ui of the war,

al .mi Medical staff 1- members ol the Faculty and under the direction of Major John B. Carnett, MedJ .al School, TO. II wai , quipped to take care of 600 cases with a force of 150 en Hated men and 00 nui -

The Laboratorj of < ihemlstrj accom pllshed many praise worthy deeds, Drs. 1...-.ul, tlarned, Bhlnn and McSutcheon of Uila department worked .-.1 dUlgenUj tha ) were broken In health for a ,n .' many years following their months

of sen.. <■ during the war. The Wharton School disUnj ulshed ii

Belf bj providing the Brat Store's Course for the Ordinance Department of the \iniN. Dr, McClelland, then Dean of the school, established the Intercollegiate In

sni e Bureau So BUI I essful «;n toll departmenl thai .1 was taken over by the 1 lovernment in a year.

A . ourse in Mil.1.11. s, lem a and 'i ac lies wua established In 1917 under the di recUon of Major Griffith, l . s. A , and a Reserve «>ffl< ers' Training Camp estab llshed al the University. This was foUon .-.i by the present arrangement with the Uovernmeut, similar to thai al other col

- ■ and universities, 1 onverUng the I nl verslt3 Into u mllll tutlon, form .1. . SI idi 11 Aiinv Training > lorpi.

PAI'RONI/E OUK ADVERTISERS

w hy Razors Seem Sharper with Williams

TT7IH N you lather up with Williams Shaving v * Cream you do a real job of b ard-softening.

ForWillian ' ther is saturated with moisture — moisture which soaks the stubbli ft that razors just .. That's why then \ norazor"pull" with Williams, why all razors se» m sharper. In 35c and 5 '■ tub) s at .ill d<

Williams Shaving Cream

TV E W 1 til next .-•<■, which

n iu .; narrou '../- ..' shoul.

' It g i« I('I lull si - is TI tit

...■•., . York" S; - -

11 UK ["Y-FOUR FIFTY ANI

. ■(' th St. ' 1 ■ HnuJwiy 1 .,i»

Nl X I SHOWING AI PENN UHUG CO. MARCH 30th

"•Pr^ntatlve llUdiJy Hart/,

1 JU'.'IJI 'Ji'uraj 5i'/ :■' '■: ':■'- v V- \' V '■■:' V- ':■' W.VJJyMJV

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The Hundreds of Topcoats We Are Selling Daily for

$26.50

Phone, Ritteihouse 2112

ARTHUR H. BURTON

Printing Social Stationery Typewriting Multigraplnng

16_>9 Chestnut Street Philadelphia, Pa.

Surely are increasing the good-will of our business even if they do not increase our dividends-

Wonderful coats, everj one ol them. American made built coats, coats ol English Jnd Scotch

Silk-lined ol $35 u, S'o values - loth

£26.50

1217-19 ChestMt SI

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ennsptoanian ' .i.... ..a I6f MUfil *.; i..a VWMTJIM V/ fa...

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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF LllAhLLs B1MPLI UtUAUOK. tl

NEWS EDITOR MANAGING EDITOR ». LfcU/lkM 1LfcMl.N0. -il IOHW s. aVALkkS. '»

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ASSOCIATE EDITOHS ». tk i ■■• II U. i ......... -• L. 3. ...... .0 J J, MUau'iti.. *M ... L. Kdu, .«

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ASSISTANT EDITORS u. w. i<ui, Ji. ■» t. n. 111M.U1. 'a h. li. LMAMI. 'it W. L. U»I, av 11. L. .■...-.,. *i9 L. A. laitl, M II. » liua, '.. II V. lain, 'H

BUSINESS MANAGER AKIUCU ii'i'.mi HOPKINS, in . '*'

CIRCULATION MANAGER f. LOUIS MOTH. '27

ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGER *. u. A..KI, '.. s. A. iutkm. -a *. M. CUK, J«-. 'M I. a*. Bull, .a M. II. llHUIUMU, ".» a. u. UUM, -• s. H. IMUSLU, '21 fc. A. IUMI, Ja.. .a I. L. I—Hi 'W C V. Il«l», if A. V. 1.....K. 'ill i. >•«..■'. II k. U. bun. I' . '» H. L. /.. .ii....... .« H. II. ...... '2V

PHOTOGRAPHIC EDITOR *.....« at. Il.-iii... *n

PICTORIAL CHAIRMAN I ...a Doucua. U..a. '37

ASSISTANT PHOTOGRAPHIC EDITORS J. r. Hainoun, '21 W. 0, LUIUIUI, "ri ••■•«. W A. la.Luul, '29 * f, M.a.a-»ai. '21

A. M. K.ai. '2* libaillCAMl,

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OFFICE, 3451 WOODLAND AVENUE tuiaiaal at rklla<ial|>t.la Peil«Sc« u McaaS-elaaa auauai. '.«.II,II.«I, l&.IM (I'll* W "ail la Fan.J.I,.i,. Cantf).

bualaaaa Maa.faf'a Uficv U»Mia, 4 to I f. M. u-.i i

Menibtr Eaatarn InUiculleglat* Ntwapaper Association

NIGHT EDITORS FOR THIS ISSUE.

USONARD CAH I II: hill.. Jit. MI i i. in i BfiRUEK I- AUSTIN UEi li:

ON PHObAIION

in" mom .i.i.i remain, before the Interfraternltj Bull

wttii ii> colorful setting tuneful .^ putlou aud

spirit HI galty la upon u \n.i uiemben ..t the signatory

amities are looking forward to the uffulr with mon than

the usual uiiiuunt HI mi. IT :

l in Ball mi b'rldaj evening, in the down town district ol

i idelphla, will be undei the watchful eyes of Philadelphia newspapermen, The leuce ol Indecorum on the

part oi guests al the dance will be seized upon by vigilant re

purier- and broadcast In Leadlines throughout the country,

The Ball this year ii on probation. As the result of the

allegations ... dl cord al last year's affair, the University re

...i.'ii much adverse publicity. The metropolitan newspapers

having long ago discovered that uews Items from colleges

and univri-HI. - make excellent copy, seized their opportunity

and mode the mo i ..i It. And the story, reprinted through

uui the country, became considerably distorted and es

a ted. .. a-

Such publicity naturally does any Institution con Iderabh

barn, And Hiu Impresalon created In the public mind I ei

. ....iiuii ly difficult to eradicate.

Uuch then, depends upon tlie deportment ..i those attend

lug the Interfrateruity Ball on Friday ulght We sin

bope thai the affair will provide an enjoyable evening io all. ,!l" M II.. .. conduct themselves In discreet, geutlemanly

fashion, In order that the memorj of last year's function may

be eradicated and the fair uame ol our I ulveralty suffer uo

further UnUgnlty.

We ha ..• .i vague bunch : . , ;,,,■ ,,:„. of it... . iu rides. Intanj Ibly, ng like

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,..T and discovers thai the prof is loo n • r i.is 1 i ise don't undi rstand ever been

•II aui ■ of Illustra- tion ;

i i ■ i IIK- point, [in... ii.i.i :. ritten u ..... letter on ber i» autlful, . fact thai i; ivu written on an elite-type i significant Bui whether Im i te as the typi i ber typewriter, we are not yet In a position to

• in such .... .i ...;. .1.- always try to diapause Jus tlce by giving our readers .■ ii the fai I lie re Is the letter; Dear Mr. Mac:

So, after .in I've done ;..i you, you treat me Hke the above I Next time l spend o'""' nickels buying Valentines for you, i; uiii be Ji-u Ian New i ear's I

\ for IM^II li'-'l (HI may be), be certainly can't in- ..a I., no Identity, for iu order to pre erve my incognita perfectly, I confided In absolutely no one when l took this flyer HI1.1 Journalh m. And to prove that I really am ;• i rue atudeut, 1 urn ^uiiii; in commit suicide In .. few day , and you will never bear from me more.

ii.ii certainly must have bad u bad headache when you «ed today' column. i'ou ureu'l awfully funny, anyhow,

me : ..! the lime, but l ■!.. like your vory sincere attitude all juUnio .i ide. 1'our um is usually of the most kindly son, and that makes your crack about me seem "more unklnder" -iiii. The only thing i liked In your effu Ion today waa thi Joke from the Bennett News. 1 did, too, I'll admit, care for the remark about the -• ueh rib . What other student, <ii

. thousuuds hi I'euu, would use the word "staunch" once in mo years? It's u good wholesome word, and you often " ■ other words thai add char-r-ui to your writing. Congratu latlous mi tlie good work.

I'm sorry that you paid no attenUou to my last two letti and i...n thai i know I'm not wanted, I'll make this my final ommunlcauon to Penn and ink and forevermora preserve mj

LNCOGNH \

We print this mysterious epistle merely to demonstrate that we are wUllng to tuke a Joke as well as to give one i ... some reason unknown i„ us (Oh, yes, there Is u lot we don't k""vw' ''"' u become saUricul of our -since* " efforts. We are sorry that such is the cuse. We should I Uked to torm .. liaison with this entrancing young lady, and what

M '"' ;' :""" than •' literary union ... kindred Kltb "'•■ '- ultln outbui i ,.; wll and ubtlety

ci 1 " """■ I i ... i gnita's ",""- 8h" '«" -' tos ber inspiration run away with hei grammar al times, iwing such discordant expression tor ex- ample, as "more unklnder." Now, Incog, Listen to us moment, and . 1 tell you a few things that you apparently

"""' :" kl s <"— could, and did, get away '"»•'"" " '« l»» ' b ... expect that on,- dear

fuWlc will immortalize you right oil the bal Why, even now practically Impossible tor us to gel .,.,.,. will

welled word or the ml use of .. coma ,

INI f RFRATf RNITY COMPETITION

> '■•« ll'« uiajorio of the i and universities of thi

I nlted States, Intramural and Interfrateruity sport competll

Ion forms an extremely Important par! ol the athletic clr

Hculum. A., i .,. | Itutlon wbl< b we bave pat

ly iu mind, these conte , . \ .... .,., , N , , |arg, scale

s,;' ' ' ■ '' M«rtln Kelchner bai taken ovei the conduct

or Intramural athlettca al Pennsylvania there baa been ., de

.idea change for the better In the Interest shown by both the

student body and the men who compete under ulm The ma

jority of the beat known ... ,, competition

''* ;A' ■ ■ ; I»«M tuid departmenti i »rri< .1 on.

Mr Kelchner baa been interested toi

' ' ' "•'>• Intertrat. . . etball le ., bigger and better organization, and It «... with i:. pnP, .„, „,.,, he undertook thi iging of this year's games. It 1 ... .

mmon knowledge that i. : ':"': • m than did any of the pi

hea .ai.d that the majority of the teams entered played with more zest than did their predecessors.

In w, ightman Hall Monday en etna] game of the

• '■• M. ■'- : ■ third consecutlTi Alpha Sigma Phi won the title, and, thei

SpaldingC i la doe Laraelj to the efforts of Coach Kelebnes thai

B«" *»ave l s which they have and it ii our opinion that the Dniver Ity is indebted to Llm for the

n itlon of a new and worthy field of athletic competition.

i. .i mi-.-

Ail'' -•"■ ovei the i...... i.,.., In ye terduy's ,

lady's commnnl "" '-■,"- '" I «" U'« bapp, ,,.„ . ... ,.

Just what to do in a.

At the Door ' ioodulgbl."

Inlght; don't forget to, when father's not at home.

"'•" ■■ bad ....i chap al that " A"' '",! '"' doe n'l ...

''"'•.• I .1 .i. ;, you .

.. It" "You'll have to . u,.,.

1 loodnlght." .t."

''''":''""' '' ": ;"' ¥aUonal Society f„r the 1 :'"= Bedl lea Over the Badlo ha

. that II,.

Jacob

MAC, pius Jak.

HAD A BIG ARC

WITH "SOCKS" MILLER .

OTHER DAY HE IS

MAN WHO MANAQI .

CAMPUS SHOP. HE

THAT NO PICTURE i

DRAWN, NO ADVERTISING

COPY FVtR VVRII IFN, V, A ,

AS GOOD AS I HI CUSTOM

MADE SUITS THEY ARI Bl I I

ING FOH HM30, 127.50, J

SO STOP IN 10UAY AND

SELECT TROM I HIS RI MARK

ABIE OFF! RING.

GUILFORD-BACHAHACH

III

CAMPUS i

3649-51 WOODLAND AVENUE

FROLICS OF FLIT/ '28 No. 4 t,

The ]A// Dresser

Qeorj e Je sel m i. bi the J i the Jazz I•:• - er

i or be pi .

Uready 1 , .

" ■ ■ . I • omfortable ■ - « unmi

■: vou wish and i lite ... •

Watch the Girls Flutter arc i 1 • n-i ■ . his PERIWEAVE

PERRY & CO., NAT. 16th & CHES1 Ml I

UNIVERSITY MEN'S OEPAflTMENT

MARCH 21. 1«7 THE PENNSYLV A-, a-. PAGE FlV E

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iassitied * ivertising

~e car irantoe you a girl for

• . 3 i BUT if there is

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ALL YOUR WANTS SUPPLIED BY

SPAYD'S Second Hand

Furniture Store 215 S. 8th Street

Including Desks. Typewriter!, Du- plicate; Machines, Chalra, Tables, Bookcases, Office Stationery and

Supplies No matter what you want,

you will find It here.

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b ive an off daj on April 19.

amp do« u -

Mitchell's Han ar I dlamon In ,- ■ tough the > Tlmson *etti

well let, with i raiting j U 111 1 •

And, ou top 8 i

Bell Phone, Evergreen 6226

LOYAL HAND LAUNDRY 3711 SPRUCE ST.

(Basement) •YOU HAVE TRIED THE REST,

NOW TRY THE BEST"

ER OF -DREARY WEATHER" S.SK *\D WIG SCORES

THE

WRITER OF COLLEGIATE'

CLAY BOLAND - MOE JAFFE Combined Orchestra

OFFICE 1605 BANKERS TRUST BUILDING PHONE—PENNYPACKER 0282

CAMPUS CALLS RECEIVED BY CLAY BOLAND, 3819 WALUNT STREET—BARING 1363

"the List word In music"

Inter-fraternity Special

Shine Ca f c- Patent Leather

$8.00

ED KOLHOFF sen WOODLAND AVENUE

THE COPPER KETTLE 3417 WALNUT ST.

Luncheon 40c Dinner 75c Chicken and Waffle Dinner Wednesday and Saturday

HUPMOBILES

FORDS NASHES

WILLYS KNIGHTS.

BU:CKS

KENT A CAR

Drive It Yourself THE MILESTONE SYSTEM. INC.

1830 MARKET STREET

SPRUCE 360)

5122 WALNUT STREET

GRANITE 3600

Qoing Home

NEW 5-BUTTON SACK UNIVERSITY MODEL

i m OPEN WEEK DAYS

& (0 to 6:00

EASTER? HOME-GOING is an im-

portant factor in student life... you're glad to go... and your folks are glad to see you. And you want to arrive in the old home town looking as smartly dressed as possible...

Qo Home in

EDWARD CLOTHES More than 4000 Edward Suits will grace the backs of Penn Students going home over Easter...a record that speaks volumes. Authentic college style, plus fine fabrics such asStrong-H Peer- less. Cyril Johnson. Windsor; plus bench-tailoring to your individual measure; plus the fact we eliminate the middle- man and sell direct to you!

$2875 and S3875

The EDWARD TAILORING CO.. inc. Univerait) Stores HOT STON HALL

UL'CITY STOl ' I '■' ■

EDWARD CLOTHES

MADE FOR YOU

PAGE SIX THE PENNSYL'. ASIAN WEDN

Suits 1975

CLOSING OUT SALE of

Ready-to-Wear Clothes

Top Coats I975

To Make Room for CustonvMade Department

UNIVERSITY CLOTHES SHOP 3705 SPRUCE STREET

Bender, Off and Franks

OPTICIANS

1827 CHESTNUT STREET

COURSE IN FUEL ENGINEERING OFFERED IN SEPTEMBER

(1 . Om - for this il.-i>letion of the

:es of the country and tested possible cures for the sltua-

"For years," lie said, "the wai e was equal ti

lently reached 3645 WOOUI.ANO AVENUE i • of 20,000,000

Dinner 5-8 F. &'. Open at 7 A. M. I the near ei Sandwiches and Platter 8ervlce resou WE DO OUR OWN BAKING

LIFE-GIVING DISCOVERY

I New Compound May Extend Term of Life

at Least Twenty-Five Years, After Perfection

MERCURY USED EXTENSIVELY

NEW SPRING STYLES IN MEN'S SHOES

Black and 1

'The Tread"

AND PARTICULARLY YOUNG

MEN'S SHOES

Broad-treads Spring forepart,

rich hues of tan and brcwn to

harmonze with Easter garbing.

IWSGNOUNCeO CVTINC)

The Stores of Famous Shoes \& Stockings W~

•4TTOENT STORE OPPOSITE "THE WORMS"

A Su'e Cure For Spring Fever

(Yon'll ei .1 j lu i •• a* ... I :..:■::.< M Bl

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to, OAJIIJ&S /■

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emothi apy in the 1 Iradnate S receni • ma le I -• ■

und of mercury, w blch, with Intenslvi research may result In the

tie and Influenza. In bis which took place bi

■ ibia Divis he Amer 1 »r. K.i . thai

ompoun 1 la tbi 1

"i... lity 10 kill bai terli , pro-

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nd li :n 11-: be are specli ases

We pound so thai li may be u-> and • septic*. Being

. . - results.

IT. Kalzalss told e gn • made wlthli e pas few j ea i-- In

ent 1 ■ ■ 1 compoum ent in tin.

nd 1 are • - • ■■• tin esults obtained by the

; 1. st n of the fact that experiments 1 re -ill in

e expert men stag) • eel ire was I lantern I which di

Some of tht - illustrated the clearing up of the

es ons torn • 1 • bodj by Infect lout nflui e of thi

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Adelphia Roller Skating

RINK 3905-13 Market Street OPEN EVERY NITE

Cut Out This Advcrti?ement It's Worth 20c

On Your Admission GET A SKATE ON

First Class Service at Moderate Price*

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236 So. 40th ST. Ball Prtone Under Management of Schroedsr Bros.

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WHEN VOU ''ANT SCI OAD SEE D.vi BROOKS

Money Loan Office 3219 Woodland /Was. Branch btora—1722 Market Ilnwi

Uper, till t0 f M

PYLE & INNES

TAILORS *■ son. *>

MEN AND BOYLS

1115 WALNUT JT., PHILADELPHIA.

Clothes Cost! When you

ISti D D ..de suit and a n lailored 'ii suit, the difference is noted at

once; the one Is gone ar 1 months' wear while the ot!.. 1 ■ . >, r a year

lr Will hold Its lhaps; will pressudclean well, and at all times yon know you are well-dressed. Such are the clothes we make and many Penn men know this. Wl> : Ourprlci • .." to JS3

PYLE& INNES LEADING COLLEGE TAILORS

1115 WALNUT ST.

College and School Tutoring

in All Branches

Maher Preparatory & Tutoring School

4254 Regent Street

The Seville Studios. Inc.

3413 WALNUT STREET

Do not mli i enlng ol Studio M •

es. ■

EVERY DAY IN 500,000 HOMES

Fine Bread Is Served Fresh From Oven