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4' EDITORIAL PAGB SEPTEMBER 12, 1921 3UIss~ i" as mh Iwo" a Ig. .~e M. t M [The Way Of :a I. Spnning Top, . "are ssow that ar. simply pabt'the reseh of the humn mind. .a ,the Psalmist said: "Such things are too wonderful for me; they are high; I pannot attain unto them. One of thesethings is the way in hich a spinnisig top wil fa. It pictures so many problems. For instance, first of al, meteor- *oogy. 9( we wonder why scientists, with all their knowledge cannot pre- diet the path of the winds, the move- ment of heats and humidities, and the cause of cyclones, we should re- flect that the unstable air is like the spinning top. The mnses of the at- nosphere are the most fluid of Na- ture's legions. The axles of Boreas and his fellow chauffeurs turn upon the ball-bearings of nothing. The determining factors of the weather ire so variant and minute that the mind that can judge them accurately mui be as infinite in infinitesimals as that mind must be gigantic which can grasp the cyclopean antics of the It'rs. Forty Einsteins and Newtons sould not tell you the figure a feath- er will describe in falling from a (lying bird.- Public opinion is much like the wind. Managere say no human power can tell what play will sue- deed. Publishers declare that the success of a book is beyond mortal foretelling. - We saw Dewey acclaimed after his victory at Manila, and the next day unpopular by a public whim. And Wilson at the top of world popular- ity sudtdenly rejected by his country- men. History is-erowded with instances when favorites of fortune toppled. So that sometimes we are tempted to call Lincoln fortunate, who was killed at fame's peychologic moment. And we think that Elijah made a lucky escape when he went up in a chariot of fire, and wise Moses was never wiser than 'when he disap- peared. A green and comfortable ,old age is reserved for the inoonepicous. The bareback rider in the circus and the tight-rope walker over Ni- agara have safe calings compared to those that ride the capricious steeds of fame. The spinning top, it illustrates many things, even ifdt-explainsunoth- in'. It is no solution, but a good sym. boL- Where will it fall? Where will be the decision of a petty jury, which some lawyer declared to be one of the things the Almighty dees not know? And what will a woman do next? And what will your child grow up to be? And is your particular stock in the market going up or down? And what will the weather be to- 'norrow? And what shall be the day of the year, of the week, and what shall be the hour of the day, when friend Death, that is coming after you (equa pede puLaut), shall touch you on the shoulder? We peer with charitans, we listen to witches peep and mtier, we sage- lyprediot with general lawai and we tao what is in the womb of To- luorrow no more than the Greek )riest who gedupon the intestines of. aa new eaalamb and watched the wayward flight of birds. We need not go afar to find the theier abysses of ip ges1or to the poles nor the Fll sfor who St.ll which way a spinning top faR? The March of Events T Russian Soviet government hass regitered with the Somse- tariat o the League o, Na- tions the agremmant made with the American Belief Commission. By formally socepting and registering this document, the League of Na- tious resognizes the All-Russian Soviet ad the government of that country. Btesis is bankrupt and hungry now. But, as Uoyd George said, no real statesman would think of leav- ing the vast potential power of Rus- sia odt of future calculations. We have repeatedly said that the Soviet government should be recognised for reasons of world politics and the general welfare of all nations. It is far better that Russia should have an international standing, even under a bad government, than dto standing at all. We never hesitated to recog- nize the atrocious and treacherous government which the Russian revo- lution destroyed. And no matter how bad the Soviet government may be, it certainly is no worse for the world-at large than the Romanoff despotism. Fortunately famine and pestilence seem about to win for Russia what neither diplomacy nor arms could win-readmission to the Family of States. rE President vigorously and ef- fetively put down the lawless- ness of the West Virginia coal miners. There was nothing else to do then. But there is something else to be done now..We hope it will be done. We hope that the President will as vigorously and effectively put down the lawlessness of the West Virginia mine owners. These men are just as lawless as the men who marched against their mine properties. They are organized to underpay their workers and to overcharge the public. Essentially and fundamen- tally they are a band of plunderers. They hire gunmen to shoot and kill union laborers, exactly as some union laborers employ guns against their properties and non-union workers. They corrupt and control the ppli- ties and the officials of the State and the counties, and release or im- prison whom they will, in utter dis- regard of justice and legal rights. Now that the Government has put an end to the lawlessness of the ex- asperated mine workers it ought to put an end to the lawlesapeas of these mipe operators, who exasper- ate, underpay adenslave the work- ers and profiteer upon the public through their plundering organisa- tioni. The Government has sauced the goose. Now let it sauce the gander. THM fundamental cause of poor business is lack of money and confidence. The country is just as full of raw materials, plants, transportation lines, fertile farms, workers and consumers as it was when everything was booming along a year agg. , But money is scage. What's the use of having an auto- mobile and no gasoline or lubricant? Money is the gas that makes the business machine go. When the gov- ernors of the Federal Reserve set about reducing the volume of cur- rency in order -to make the dollar worth more by ming it scarcer, they played havoo with production and consumption and ttaede by doing It too idrastioally. -We would be back to good times in a very little while if reasonable ameoyrmt weres given in the fan at f. a.iu..ue ... A MEL J j Emi was no money in our Treasuryglthe But though E~ngland owes us nearly foui bar $32,000000 for ship gpaeused when we T *B Mim Atherton Du Pay Now that the Philippine question in agan to the tore it Is interesting to go back with Con- gre.ssman Henry Allen Cooper. -scholarly states. isan from Wisconsin, Into those days, twenty years ago, when our policy toward those Islands Was just taking sAae. Mr. Cooper s chairman of the House Comsmit- tee on the Philippines, believed that they should be given a degree' of self-government, an doee- tive -assembly, ter instance. There was hardly a friend for this proposal In either house. The Fi11lue were denounced as savages Inespable of ei teod living. Mr. Cooper was borne down by the weleght of opinion against him. One night he paused In frot of a bookstore There beoehim was a volume entitled "An Eagle's Flight," written by Jose RiAW, a Filio. He want In and bought It. An a part of the peo to this book there was a poem by the authr written on the eve of his eusties by the Bpaniards. It was a clsets tha-tinasfew superter in any language. it wa as dramatic as Ekamet's oration. When Mr. Cooper mnode his speech for his yese- nre creating a 1fip assembly he tl- the story of Jose RhW an road the poesir be bad written on the ewe of death and hidden In his lamp. Jose RIal through the power of this poet won a measure of self-government for his people. Congressman A. L. Kline of New York to a big, gnaelderly gentleman, who likes to gossip abu hetetyyas ese4 ' ngrpre TEsl was o ge in eord he nsaid,tht he ha though as nd otes gr eatliy inu he orld.00 or hi algaan, he when himl No ti harno the boardp of qestiato gan Hent. Jlien CPurre ieholarl tafter- man romnWiyoeewas peIdnto that oa, wny yedgs an wn thu pmaiytowrd thoe ias u wasir ins takin p. Mr Atothe s meetrin of the ouse Mr.mit-e taeek ndth PlIpnes preived Nthsa te shud aed ihen bereotf slfuperorvere ill and e- wieassembayor isc. Ther91,Je aGardlr diediend fo tedhis posInthelr huse moThe. Allnof erichnousced aruent ogetIngal oe' efinlin. in. oopar Easbrnafe, onebytth igahng- enon' agilst himve nbetth barused fIr fnrostanding bktore Th anfr hdim Dwasy, tolumedentite And anes lga. wbitrentay Jeer Risl hili n. He kntn ald bout gI Kh a part is th blyf to gethstooktherr was ahousan byethe ago Tes ef thee ofahi eatabot the rnar.t waese he diael. tht Oanfwueriovsi n age . .twr as dram Tic Emetoation. When har. Cope monee hisa steh foul hisjure ure intret of aiino e mbyh tl-h stor ol oie suh and readthful bevi ha. wrtteno tharted a out dethadoideun? Joew ofmtnhr ou tepoe tof thi eh geen Cae orea A.iruline ofNt orkesIsroaoy bto gial eery gentenwh guieb tho g-oi soutd th tenty attrud thersen woun beosfese otnal-w ereada n the tentry adtoa hers tae dted t wo everbfa poiitiof wthe heha sreaw mayor ofthbreaktestr ciy in chost vi oudhaermany f thearhed ftmay.e warbreaort was presdlent ftha oardl ad LON CU WIthmas toWe a folk at Washington told im r thousand millions of prin were sending those soldier Mr. B. Baer. FAT AND 80M PROHIBITION is making free and equal citisene fatter. Businese man's lunch now consists of food. Can't get any stagger fuel. Doome garages are clorsed UM. Pa- flower at twilight. NJOrHNG to do now but Aest hearty. Old-time routine was one Snifter a bar. Then two tour* to free lunok bench. When Od faehlhmed taxpayer used to get hungry be would crash swingig Ar end knock over row of nimble seains. is beer muscles were highy developed. He had drinking sines and whykey tendons like Iron hands. 1113W prohibition eteppe in like prch climber in night and blew beer out from under team. No more does Uncle Charley's noes glisten like rainbow an lost sparkling drops of suds on his scraMled mustache. They used to name baby lie nosey. But now the Uncle Charlie's beer. OI)TIMER used tonger. Outsade of several punitive expeditions to free lunch counter his meal consisted moetly of good intentions and bad liquor. . OR home esoking was responsible for driving o ete r toeno worse aut new the, haveto..tiek bre end mtop up pesr getting 'fat at It. THI~rNG to do but eat. of diner, apper and bra- cosed for repan delicatessen bolevard. IAGONA takes place of in d of sakligRt gindy. barbes i otalf now cooks. Nothng t drink but nothing. 3(LCand eokers in- tedof boose and wie crackers. In mnarried life every man is considered guilty until he can prove an alibi. met stoe that ordere l is feaeemployee tole t...o a ..air r..tor.er" Etaplo,:r Irinwi g sp p1 r ltcl o~in TTING yOU I por- i, for our soldier-they would have to wait. iipal and defevred interest, we could pay I across to keep hey from defeat. Ye TOWNE GOSSIP Kegietered U. a Daess Oese. By I. C. B rIVE TRAEE straw .02 EURN It. bats. 60 S.OR ANY old thing. AGAIN THI- year. AND TIE oter hats. TWO DIRTY straw WILL GO likewise. 4 hats. * * * * * TRE ONE at dinner. AND ANOTHER one- * * * . .. AND I'LL go to a THAT OUGHT to be - dirty. t, , . AND AIPrER the BY THUBSDAY next. show.0 AND ON that d Id. L the I'M GOING to take- ON TIM Waldf. TaE T11235 of them. -.. e* * THET'VE BEEN IN MY auto car. good hate. AND WHEN lukch AND BERVED me .time ,Com weL. I KNOW a place AND NOW nuch It o e cost. WHO GOES insane- FROM EAT ecek AT TREsight of a * * * hat. .AND HAT cheek * * * girls. AND RUSHE at you. . * ** I'LL NEVER know. AND TAKES it away. * * * * *3UT ON Thursday OF IF by chance. night. HE MISE you T1 WORM will AND YOU hide your * * * hat. AND AT closing * * * thne. INAN .u y chair. SSS HE COMES snoopingav be. in. AND TAKES It away. 16E HAT check AND LEAVES a * * check. *WILL BE heard to S* * sy. AND I'LL go there.*** * * "THES'S A guy i. AND CHECK a hat. hero. THE DIRTIEST hat. "TRAT HASN"'gene AND I'LL leave it .e * there. FOR HERE'S his AND THEY caa * * * bury it. I THANK you. CLUCK? CLUCK! He was Coegressmam from one of the zeual districts up-State, ad wihsa on the iamp was never bashful about telling his hearers why they ought to support him. "I am a practical farmer," he cried. "I Ifas, shul lieeua to teom .snthing I can't dp." ee of th haIL. eat of "Gawe' 1l= en am' "The Jewish Min" HE stupidity that shows itself in anti4- k prejudles show itel of i& wel-meaning, entirely pro. vincial, ignorat~m For instance, you read in a little weekly, et worth ma. tioning, an article, "The Jewisk Mindin Thse States." , The writer of the artiele is an earnst, baest, sincere, well-meaning man. It is not his ft that eribe sem and criticises Jews as a leghorn hen mlbt descib a tew en- gine. You couldn't expect a leghorn hen to have much sy. pathy for a stem engine, and, of oeurse, the stam engi, wouldn't pay much attention to the leghorn hen if It eese cackling in its white feathers. The trouble with us humans is that we have traveled different paths and are still too far apart to understand eah other. -a What one unimportant individual says -bout ews and the *Jewish Mind in These States' is not important to -Jews, but it is important to intelligent Otiles, who know that bigotry, especially ignorant, well-meaning bigotry, is dangerous. The writer mentioned seleets for his victim a woman, Mrs. Bose Pastor Stokes. And he quotes her thus: "Much as I love the Stars and Stripes, I love the red flag better." Picking out one thing that one particular Russian Jewess may or may not have said, the writer condemns hundreds of thousands of the most useful, hard-working, liberty- loving inhabitants of this country. "Much as I love the Stars and Stripes, I love the red flasA better." That is a poor, silly saying, onareely excuseI by the fact that its author has seen the misery of life and perhaps been mentally upset by it. But how does it compare with another saying that, as that writer well knows, is in the minds of many of the richest Americans, including some for whombhe has written for pay? He knows that many enormously rich Gentiles, if their thoughts could be read, would be found thinking: "Much as I love the Stars and Stripes, I love the dollar sign better." Some of the most powerful men in this country, hiring the ablest lawyers in this country, attack and break year after year the laws of the United States, which are the laws of the Stars and Stripes. They do this, because, much as they love the Stars and Stripes, they love the dollar sign better. A man of education should not condemn a religion, a people that have persistently opposed tyranny, that have suffered and died for their belief as no other has done. For a man to pick out one isolated saying of one Russian Jewess and on that condemn thousands of those who con- tribute to the very prosperity that he enjoys is unworthy and ungrateful - Of course, the Jewish mind is "different from other minds." The mind of Spinosa, philosopher, is different from others. So is that of Heine. Do not underestimate thgat Jewish mind: He who died on Calvary had a Jewish mother. The Jews in the Russian ghetto developed and kqpt alive the spirit of revolution that overthrew the Russian Car and hbis grand dukes. Be fair to the Jews. They are a great power, never stopping. .f Take a walk on Fifth avenue below Twenty-eighth street at the noon hour. Listen to their talking and planning at a time when others rest or play cards or "loaf." You will And there many samples of the diferent "Jewish mind," and ypu will And power, energy unlimited, and that COUNTS Indians Give Example HE Passamaquoddy Indians, of Princeton, Maine, claim that the Stat of Maine has- teated them with bad faith. Thaey assert that a grant of lagsd by Massa- chusetts, before Maine separated from Massachusetts, has not been honored by Maine and has been distributed among white settlers for ridiculous prices. They propose to employ counsel to sue in a white man 's ooprt of justice. We hope that they will obtain justice in the white man's court. The Indian chief has called a great powwow of his tribe to consider ways and means of maintaining their rights. All the tribe will assemble, squawsincluded, and they will discuss the issues and decide the policies in open meetings, practicing what the once great chief of the white Amerioans preached, but did not praetice--"open covenants openly arrived at." Under our laws we deal with the Indians as we deal with aliens--by treaty. We are about to deal with other aliens on the question pf disarmament. Alien whites from across the groat waters are to gather here in Washinigton in a great white powwow to find ways and means by treaty to effect a disarmament of the world. There is strange and disturbing evidence of a considerable demand for secret discussions. Our disaster at Versailles and the fall of a great man from the loftiest pinnacle of fame has not been enough to- satisfy certain classes of Americans that we ought to have "open covenants openly arrived at." The erdise which the advocates of secret discussions no0s make is that if we insis'ted upon open conferences we might offend, the representat~ives- of the other nations who are accustomed to secret conferences. If that is the case we had better not have any conferences at all, for nothing~ good will come of a secret conference. We must all stand behind Senator Borah and his assdl ates. who are demandi=g an ape. aermee.

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EDITORIAL PAGB SEPTEMBER 12, 19213UIss~i"as mhIwo" aIg. .~e M. t M

[The Way Of:aI.Spnning Top,. "are ssow that ar.

simply pabt'the reseh of thehumn mind.

.a,the Psalmist said: "Suchthings are too wonderful for me;they are high; I pannot attain untothem.One of thesethings is the way inhich a spinnisig top wil fa.It pictures so many problems.For instance, first of al, meteor-

*oogy. 9( we wonder why scientists,with all their knowledge cannot pre-diet the path of the winds, the move-

ment of heats and humidities, andthe cause of cyclones, we should re-

flect that the unstable air is like thespinning top. The mnses of the at-nosphere are the most fluid of Na-ture's legions. The axles of Boreasand his fellow chauffeurs turn uponthe ball-bearings of nothing. Thedetermining factors of the weatherire so variant and minute that themind that can judge them accuratelymui be as infinite in infinitesimalsas that mind must be gigantic whichcan grasp the cyclopean antics of theIt'rs.

Forty Einsteins and Newtonssould not tell you the figure a feath-er will describe in falling from a

(lying bird.-Public opinion is much like the

wind. Managere say no humanpower can tell what play will sue-

deed. Publishers declare that thesuccess of a book is beyond mortalforetelling.

- We saw Dewey acclaimed after hisvictory at Manila, and the next dayunpopular by a public whim. AndWilson at the top of world popular-ity sudtdenly rejected by his country-men.

History is-erowded with instanceswhen favorites of fortune toppled.So that sometimes we are tempted

to call Lincoln fortunate, who was

killed at fame's peychologic moment.And we think that Elijah made a

lucky escape when he went up in achariot of fire, and wise Moses wasnever wiser than 'when he disap-peared.A green and comfortable ,old age

is reserved for the inoonepicous.The bareback rider in the circus

and the tight-rope walker over Ni-agara have safe calings comparedto those that ride the capricioussteeds of fame.The spinning top, it illustrates

many things, even ifdt-explainsunoth-in'.

It is no solution, but a good sym.boL-Where will it fall? Where will be

the decision of a petty jury, whichsome lawyer declared to be one ofthe things the Almighty dees notknow?And what will a woman do next?And what will your child grow

up to be?And is your particular stock in

the market going up or down?And what will the weather be to-

'norrow?And what shall be the day of the

year, of the week, and what shall bethe hour of the day, when friendDeath, that is coming after you(equa pede puLaut), shall touchyou on the shoulder?We peer with charitans, we listen

to witches peep and mtier, we sage-lyprediot with general lawai and we

tao what is in the womb of To-luorrow no more than the Greek

)riest who gedupon the intestinesof.aa new eaalamb and watchedthe wayward flight of birds.We need not go afar to find the

theier abysses of ip ges1or tothe poles nor the Fll sfor who

St.ll which way a spinning topfaR?

The Marchof Events

T Russian Soviet governmenthass regitered with the Somse-tariat o the League o, Na-

tions the agremmant made with theAmerican Belief Commission. Byformally socepting and registeringthis document, the League of Na-tious resognizes the All-RussianSoviet ad the government of thatcountry.Btesis is bankrupt and hungry

now. But, as Uoyd George said, no

real statesman would think of leav-ing the vast potential power of Rus-sia odt of future calculations. Wehave repeatedly said that the Sovietgovernment should be recognised forreasons of world politics and thegeneral welfare of all nations. It isfar better that Russia should havean international standing, even undera bad government, than dto standingat all. We never hesitated to recog-nize the atrocious and treacherousgovernment which the Russian revo-

lution destroyed. And no matterhow bad the Soviet government maybe, it certainly is no worse for theworld-at large than the Romanoffdespotism.

Fortunately famine and pestilenceseem about to win for Russia whatneither diplomacy nor arms couldwin-readmission to the Family ofStates.

rE President vigorously and ef-fetively put down the lawless-ness of the West Virginia coal

miners. There was nothing else to dothen. But there is something elseto be done now..We hope it will bedone.We hope that the President will

as vigorously and effectively putdown the lawlessness of the WestVirginia mine owners.

These men are just as lawless as

the men who marched against theirmine properties.They are organized to underpay

their workers and to overcharge thepublic. Essentially and fundamen-tally they are a band of plunderers.They hire gunmen to shoot and

kill union laborers, exactly as someunion laborers employ guns againsttheir properties and non-unionworkers.They corrupt and control the ppli-

ties and the officials of the Stateand the counties, and release or im-prison whom they will, in utter dis-regard of justice and legal rights.Now that the Government has put

an end to the lawlessness of the ex-asperated mine workers it ought toput an end to the lawlesapeas ofthese mipe operators, who exasper-ate, underpay adenslave the work-ers and profiteer upon the publicthrough their plundering organisa-tioni.The Government has sauced the

goose. Now let it sauce the gander.

THM fundamental cause of poorbusiness is lack of money andconfidence. The country is just

as full of raw materials, plants,transportation lines, fertile farms,workers and consumers as it waswhen everything was booming alonga year agg. ,

But money is scage.What's the use of having an auto-

mobile and no gasoline or lubricant?Money is the gas that makes the

business machine go. When the gov-ernors of the Federal Reserve setabout reducing the volume of cur-rency in order -to make the dollarworth more by ming it scarcer,they played havoo with productionand consumption and ttaede by doingIt too idrastioally.-We would be back to good timesin a very little while if reasonable

ameoyrmt weres given in thefanat f. a.iu..ue ...

A MEL

J

j

Emi was no money in our TreasurygltheBut though E~ngland owes us nearly foui

bar $32,000000 for ship gpaeused when we

T *BMim Atherton Du Pay

Now that the Philippine question in agan tothe tore it Is interesting to go back with Con-gre.ssman Henry Allen Cooper. -scholarly states.isan from Wisconsin, Into those days, twentyyears ago, when our policy toward those IslandsWas just taking sAae.Mr. Cooper s chairman of the House Comsmit-

tee on the Philippines, believed that they shouldbe given a degree' of self-government, an doee-tive -assembly, ter instance. There was hardlya friend for this proposal In either house. TheFi11lue were denounced as savages Inespable of

ei teod living.Mr. Cooper was borne down by the weleght of

opinion against him. One night he paused Infrot of a bookstore There beoehim was avolume entitled "An Eagle's Flight," written byJose RiAW, a Filio. He want In and bought It.An a part of the peo to this book there was

a poem by the authr written on the eve of hiseusties by the Bpaniards. It was a clsets

tha-tinasfew superter in any language. it waas dramatic as Ekamet's oration.When Mr. Cooper mnode his speech for his yese-

nre creating a 1fip assembly he tl- thestory of Jose RhW an road the poesir be badwritten on the ewe of death and hidden In his

lamp.

Jose RIal through the power of this poet wona measure of self-government for his people.Congressman A. L. Kline of New York to a big,

gnaelderly gentleman, who likes to gossip

abuhetetyyas ese4' ngrpre

TEsl was o ge in eord he nsaid,ththe ha though as nd otes gr eatliy inu

he orld.00 or hi algaan, he when himl

No ti harno the boardp of qestiatogan Hent. Jlien CPurre ieholarl tafter-man romnWiyoeewas peIdnto that oa, wnyyedgs an wn thu pmaiytowrd thoe ias uwasir ins takin p.

Mr Atothe s meetrin of the ouse Mr.mit-etaeek ndth PlIpnes preived Nthsa te shudaed ihen bereotf slfuperorvere ill and e-wieassembayor isc. Ther91,Je aGardlrdiediend fo tedhis posInthelr huse moThe.

Allnof erichnousced aruent ogetIngal oe'efinlin.

in. oopar Easbrnafe, onebytth igahng-enon' agilst himve nbetth barused fIrfnrostanding bktore Th anfr hdim Dwasy,tolumedentite And anes lga. wbitrentayJeer Risl hili n. He kntn ald bout gIKh a part is th blyf to gethstooktherr was

ahousan byethe ago Tesef thee ofahieatabot the rnar.t waese he diael.

tht Oanfwueriovsi n age . .twras dram Tic Emetoation.

When har.Cope monee hisa steh foul hisjureure intret of aiino e mbyh tl-h

storoloie suh and readthful bevi ha.wrtteno tharted a out dethadoideun?

Joew ofmtnhr ou tepoe tof thi eh geen

Cae orea A.iruline ofNt orkesIsroaoy btogial eery gentenwh guieb tho g-oi

soutd th tenty attrud thersen woun beosfeseotnal-w ereada n the tentry adtoahers tae dted t wo everbfa poiitiof wthe

heha sreaw mayor ofthbreaktestr ciy inchost vi oudhaermany f thearhed ftmay.ewarbreaort was presdlent ftha oardl ad

LON CUWIthmas toWe a

folk at Washington told im

r thousand millions of prinwere sending those soldier

Mr. B. Baer.FAT AND 80M

PROHIBITION is makingfree and equal citisene

fatter. Businese man's lunchnow consists of food. Can'tget any stagger fuel. Doomegarages are clorsed UM. Pa-flower at twilight.

NJOrHNG to do now butAest hearty. Old-time

routine was one Snifter abar. Then two tour* to freelunok bench. When Odfaehlhmed taxpayer usedto get hungry be wouldcrash swingig Ar endknock over row of nimbleseains. is beer muscleswere highy developed. Hehad drinking sines andwhykey tendons like Ironhands.1113W prohibition eteppe

in like prch climber innight and blew beer outfrom under team. No moredoes Uncle Charley's noesglisten like rainbow an lostsparkling drops of suds onhis scraMled mustache.They used to name baby

lie nosey. But now the

Uncle Charlie's beer.

OI)TIMER used tonger.Outsade of several punitiveexpeditions to free lunchcounter his meal consistedmoetly of good intentionsand bad liquor.. OR home esoking was

responsible for drivingo ete rtoeno worse

aut new the, haveto..tiekbre end mtop up pesr

getting 'fat at It.

THI~rNG to do but eat.

of diner, apper and bra-

cosed for repan

delicatessen bolevard.

IAGONA takes place of

in d of sakligRtgindy. barbes i otalfnow cooks. Nothng tdrink but nothing.

3(LCand eokers in-tedof boose and wie

crackers.In mnarried life every man

is considered guilty until hecan prove an alibi.

met stoe that ordere lis feaeemployee tolet...o a ..air r..tor.er"Etaplo,:r Irinwi g spp1 rltcl o~in

TTING

yOU

I

por-

i, for our soldier-they would have to wait.iipal and defevred interest, we could payI across to keep hey from defeat.

Ye TOWNE GOSSIPKegietered U. a Daess Oese.By I. C. B

rIVE TRAEE straw .02 EURN It.bats. 60S.OR ANY old thing.

AGAIN THI- year. AND TIE oter hats.TWO DIRTY straw WILL GO likewise.4 hats. * * *

* * TRE ONE at dinner.AND ANOTHER one- * * *

. . . AND I'LL go to a

THAT OUGHT to be -

dirty.t, , . AND AIPrER theBY THUBSDAY next. show.0AND ON that d Id.L the

I'M GOING to take- ON TIM Waldf.TaE T11235 of them. -..

e* * THET'VE BEENIN MY auto car. good hate.AND WHEN lukch AND BERVED me.time ,Com weL.I KNOW a place AND NOW nuch It

o e cost.

WHO GOES insane- FROM EAT ecekAT TREsight of a * * *

hat. .AND HAT cheek* * * girls.

ANDRUSHE atyou. . *** I'LL NEVER know.

AND TAKES it away. * ** * *3UT ON Thursday

OF IF by chance. night.HE MISE you T1 WORM will

AND YOU hide your * * *

hat. AND AT closing* * * thne.

INAN .u y chair. SSS

HE COMES snoopingav be.in.

AND TAKES It away. 16E HAT checkANDLEAVES a * *

check. *WILL BE heard toS** sy.

AND I'LL go there.**** * "THES'S A guy i.

AND CHECK a hat. hero.

THE DIRTIEST hat. "TRAT HASN"'geneAND I'LL leave it .e *

there. FOR HERE'S his

AND THEY caa * * *

bury it. I THANK you.

CLUCK? CLUCK!He was Coegressmam from one of the

zeual districts up-State, ad wihsa on theiamp was never bashful about telling hishearers why they ought to support him.

"I am a practical farmer," he cried. "I

Ifas, shul lieeua to teom.snthing I can't dp."

ee of th haIL. eat of"Gawe' 1l= en am'

"The Jewish Min"HE stupidity that shows itself in anti4- k prejudles

show itel of i& wel-meaning, entirely pro.vincial, ignorat~m

For instance, you read in a little weekly, et worth ma.tioning, an article, "The Jewisk Mindin Thse States.", The writer of the artiele is an earnst, baest, sincere,well-meaning man. It is not his ft thateribe semandcriticises Jews as a leghorn hen mlbt descib a tew en-

gine. You couldn't expect a leghorn hen to have much sy.pathy for a stem engine, and, of oeurse, the stam engi,wouldn't pay much attention to the leghorn hen if It eesecackling in its white feathers.The trouble with us humans is that we have traveled

different paths and are still too far apart to understandeah other.

-aWhat one unimportant individual says -bout ews andthe *Jewish Mind in These States' is not important to-Jews, but it is important to intelligent Otiles, who knowthat bigotry, especially ignorant, well-meaning bigotry, isdangerous.The writer mentioned seleets for his victim a woman,

Mrs. Bose Pastor Stokes. And he quotes her thus: "Muchas I love the Stars and Stripes, I love the red flag better."Picking out one thing that one particular Russian Jewess

may or may not have said, the writer condemns hundredsof thousands of the most useful, hard-working, liberty-loving inhabitants of this country."Much as I love the Stars and Stripes, I love the red flasA

better." That is a poor, silly saying, onareely excuseIby the fact that its author has seen the misery of life andperhaps been mentally upset by it.But how does it compare with another saying that, as that

writer well knows, is in the minds of many of the richestAmericans, including some for whombhe has written for pay?He knows that many enormously rich Gentiles, if their

thoughts could be read, would be found thinking: "Muchas I love the Stars and Stripes, I love the dollar signbetter."Some of the most powerful men in this country, hiring the

ablest lawyers in this country, attack and break year afteryear the laws of the United States, which are the laws ofthe Stars and Stripes. They do this, because, much asthey love the Stars and Stripes, they love the dollar signbetter.

A man of education should not condemn a religion, a

people that have persistently opposed tyranny, that havesuffered and died for their belief as no other has done.For a man to pick out one isolated saying of one RussianJewess and on that condemn thousands of those who con-tribute to the very prosperity that he enjoys is unworthyand ungrateful -

Of course, the Jewish mind is "different from otherminds." The mind of Spinosa, philosopher, is differentfrom others. So is that of Heine.Do not underestimate thgat Jewish mind: He who diedon Calvary had a Jewish mother.The Jews in the Russian ghetto developed and kqpt alive

the spirit of revolution that overthrew the Russian Carand hbis grand dukes.Be fair to the Jews. They are a great power, never

stopping. .fTake a walk on Fifth avenue below Twenty-eighth street

at the noon hour. Listen to their talking and planning ata time when others rest or play cards or "loaf." You willAnd there many samples of the diferent "Jewish mind,"and ypu will And power, energy unlimited, and thatCOUNTS

Indians Give ExampleHE Passamaquoddy Indians, of Princeton, Maine, claimthat the Stat of Maine has-teated them with badfaith. Thaey assert that a grant of lagsd by Massa-

chusetts, before Maine separated from Massachusetts, hasnot been honored by Maine and has been distributed amongwhite settlers for ridiculous prices.They propose to employ counsel to sue in a white man 's

ooprt of justice. We hope that they will obtain justice inthe white man's court.The Indian chief has called a great powwow of his tribe

to consider ways and means of maintaining their rights.All the tribe will assemble, squawsincluded, and they willdiscuss the issues and decide the policies in open meetings,practicing what the once great chief of the white Amerioanspreached, but did not praetice--"open covenants openlyarrived at."Under our laws we deal with the Indians as we deal with

aliens--by treaty. We are about to deal with other alienson the question pf disarmament. Alien whites from acrossthe groat waters are to gather here in Washinigton in agreat white powwow to find ways and means by treaty toeffect a disarmament of the world.There is strange and disturbing evidence of a considerable

demand for secret discussions. Our disaster at Versaillesand the fall of a great man from the loftiest pinnacle offame has not been enough to- satisfy certain classes ofAmericans that we ought to have "open covenants openlyarrived at."The erdise which the advocates of secret discussions no0s

make is that if we insis'ted upon open conferences we mightoffend, the representat~ives- of the other nations who areaccustomed to secret conferences. If that is the case wehad better not have any conferences at all, for nothing~good will come of a secret conference.We must all stand behind Senator Borah and his assdl

ates. who are demandi=g an ape. aermee.