20130314_us_boston

On-campus and online courses for high school, college, and adult students

Register now.

www.summer.harvard.edu

June 22–August 10, 2013

We love Texasfor the Indiansand Riff Raff

Our best discoveries fromthe first night of SXSW {page 10}

music

Wes Welkerturns his backon Patriots

Team now must act fastin free agency {page 18}

sports

Conclave elects Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio to serve as first ever Latin American pontiff

What’s next for the Argentinian nowknown as Pope Francis I? Local Catholicsdisappointed O’Malley wasn’t named, butoptimistic about church’s future {pages 02, 08}

Thursday, March 14, 2013BOSTON

Max 39°Min 12°

NumeroUno

www.metro.us THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 201302 boston

1In the news

Yesterday, opponents ofthe Boston Improv-ement District’s plan toedge pushcart vendorsout of Downtown Cross-ing collected more than1,000 signatures in sup-port of their cause. Peti-tioners said they nowplan to meet with May-or Thomas M. Menino, avocal pushcart support-er, to try and keep thevendors in the shoppingdistrict. METRO

Today’s local tweet

“Shout out to theguy on the trainblasting the FishMcBites track on

repeat through hisheadphones

#boston #mbta@McDonalds”

@ERIC_STEINHARDTSPOTTED A TRUE FRIED

FISH BALL FAN.

1K

RMV plans to shut ChinatownlocationBOSTON. The Registry of Mo-tor Vehicle’s next major loca-tion will be located above anindoor food market inHaymarket once constructionis complete on an officebuilding next year, accordingto transportation officials. “It’ll be the flagship,” Regis-trar of Motor Vehicles RachelKaprielian told the state De-partment of TransportationBoard on Wednesday. “It willreplace the current China-town branch.” The buildingthat will house the new RMVoffices was constructed dur-ing the Big Dig tocamouflage a vent from theunderground tunnels and hasremained empty since then,said Highway AdministratorFrank DePaola. SHNS

Drive toll-freeFriday nightBOSTON. Drivers passingthrough Mass Pike’s Allston,Natick and Weston toll plazaswill be treated to an hour offree tolls Friday evening,courtesy of CumberlandFarms and its SmartPay pro-gram. Cash customers muststill stop at the toll plaza, andE-ZPass holders will receive acredit on their monthly state-ment. In 2012, MassDOTlogged approximately 12,000toll transactions at the spon-sored plazas on the Friday be-fore St. Patrick’s Day.

METRO

In the news

Defense attorneys ask high court for help from drug lab crisisA lawyer for the Massachu-setts public defenderscommittee pleaded with ajudge from the state’s highestcourt yesterday to intervenein the process that he said hascreated a mess in the trial-court system because of thefallout from the state drug labscandal.

Defense lawyers are askingthat the state’s high court de-

cide a consistent trial-courtprocess or come up with a so-lution to ease what they saidis a burden on the entire sys-tem, as the drug cases ofcountless defendants were al-legedly mishandled.

“The burden on us, theburden on the district attor-neys, the burden on thecourts is overwhelming,” saidRandy Gioia, deputy chief of

the Committee for PublicCounsel Services.

Gioia made the argumentduring a hearing beforeJustice Margot Botsford. Bots-ford heard arguments onthree cases all having to dowith the fallout from the al-leged misconduct by roguestate drug chemist AnnieDookhan. She is accused ofmishandling the drug

evidence samples of as manyas 34,000 defendants.Dookhan has pleaded notguilty to multiple charges ofobstruction of justice.

Botsford said she was notsure if she would refer thematter to the full Supreme Ju-dicial Court for decision andthat she needed more time tothink about the issue.

METRO/MNDookhan

New pope, new hopes:Boston reacts to election

Local Catholics say they hope new pope reaches out to youth, increasesmembership Hopes were high that O’Malley would be picked to leadthe faithful O’Malley: ‘The world will benefit greatly from Pope Francis’

More than 1.8 million Catholicsin Greater Boston have a newliving head of their religion,and it didn’t take long for someof them to express theirthoughts on what the newpope should do in his tenure.

Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio wasintroduced to the world as PopeFrancis I yesterday. The 76-year-old from Argentina will nowserve as the living head of the1.2 billion Catholics worldwide.(For more, see page 8.)

Standing outside the Cathe-dral of the Holy Cross in theSouth End yesterday, GiovanniTomassi said he hoped that thenew pope would work on out-reach.

“I want to see if he can at-tract more young people to theCatholic religion,” said the 27-year-old from the Boston area,adding that the pope shouldadd more programs andchurches for youth.

Workers at the Cathedral

hung yellow bunting on thedoors to honor the new pope,and the church’s bells rang. AMass honoring Pope Francis I isscheduled to be held today atthe church.

Workers at the Cathedral of the Holy Cross in the South End hung

yellow bunting to honor the new pope yesterday.

NICOLAUS CZARNECKI/METROX

Hub’s own passedover, but Boston’snot bitterMedia from as far as Rhode Is-land and New York City cameto the church in the event thatarchdiocese of Boston headCardinal Sean O’Malley waselected pope, but that wasn’tthe case. O’Malley was at firstthought of as a long shot forpope because of his beingfrom the United States and hisbeing a Franciscan Capuchin.But as the conclave got under

way, O’Malley’s name circulat-ed as a possible candidate.

In a statement, O’Malleysaid he gave thanks to God forthe election of Pope Francis I.

Tomassi said he was “gluedto the TV” as the white smokecame from the chimney of theSistine Chapel. While he wasrooting for O’Malley, hewasn’t disappointed thatsomeone else was elected.

“It would have been nice tosee O’Malley [elected pope],but what are you going todo?” Tomassi said.

Michael [email protected]

“At Caesarea Philippi, Jesus commissioned St.Peter the rock upon which the church wouldbe built. Pope Francis continues that missionin an increasingly secular culture, wheremany people have not come to know or haveforgotten that Jesus is our savior andredeemer.” O’MALLEY

“I want to see if hecan attract moreyoung people tothe Catholicreligion.” TOMASSI

“The world willgreatly benefitfrom Pope Franciswitnessing Jesus’call for us to loveGod and love oneanother.” O’MALLEY

O’Malley, right, knew Bergoglio before he was “pope-ular.”

The two are pictured in Buenos Aires in 2010.

CARDINALSEANSBLOG.ORG

Quoted

Th

urs

day,

Ma

rch

14

, 2

01

30

3m

etr

o b

ost

on

Grand Opening on Boylston St!

New Designer Collections

Latest Digital Lens Technology

Come Visit Us!

607 Boylston St. (at Dartmouth St., Copley Square)Previously located at 172 Newbury St.

617-236-5500

$50 $65with any lens purchase

Includes Scratch Resistant Coating & UV Protection with any frame purchase

Eyeglasses

Frames from special designer collection. Not valid with any other offers, sales, vision plans or pack-ages. Must present prior to purchase. Offer ends 4/30/13. BM

Select frame with clear plastic, single vision lenses +/-4sph., 2cyl. Not valid with any other offers,sales, vision plans or packages. Must present prior to purchase. Offer ends 4/30/13. BM

Select clear polycarbonate single vision lenses +/-4sph., 2cyl. Not valid with any other offers, sales,vision plans or packages. Must present prior to purchase. Offer ends 4/30/13. BM

(reg. $180)50%OFF Polycarbonate Lenses

Designer Frames

Contact Lenses • One-Hour Service

EYE EXAMS AVAILABLE(No Appointment Necessary)

Special Financing Available.

SEE STORE FOR DETAILS.

Offers valid at this location only


Quality Health And Wellness Products That Work.Or Your Money Back.

AVAILABLE IN BOSTON

***All Bell Lifestyles products can be returned

for a full refund if you are not satisfied.

Green Cross Pharmacy, 391 Hanover St; Health First Pharmacy, 1670 Commonwealth Ave DORCHESTER CENTER: Essential Body Herbs, 555

Washington St #C. DORCHESTER: Vio Perfume, 858A Blue Hill Ave. CHELSEA: Margolis Pharmacy, 447 Broadway. ROXBURY: Essential Body Herbs,

30A Warren St. MEDFORD: Flex Appeal, SAUGUS: Max Muscle, 124 Broadway. MATTAPAN: Essential Body Herbs,

1282 Blue Hill Rd. QUINCY: Good Health Natural Foods, 1627 Hancock St. WINCHESTER: Winchester Drug, 568 Main St. READING: Natural Food

Exchange, 343 Main St. HYDE PARK: Quality Rx Pharmacy, 1260 River St. LYNN: Flag Pharmacy, 7 Willow St. WILMINGTON: Lucci’s Supermarket,

211 Lowell St. WEST ROXBURY: West Roxbury Pharmacy, 1868 Center St. WELLESLEY: Andrew’s Pharmacy, 324 Weston Rd. DEDHAM: Performance Nutrition, 594 Providence Hwy #588. HANOVER: Good Health Natural Foods, 218 Columbia Rd. MARBLEHEAD: Village

Pharmacy, 1 Village Plaza. MANCHESTER: Allen’s Pharmacy, 40 Beach St.

For More Locations, please call BELL LIFESTYLE @ 1-800-333-7995

Bell uses the power of nature to help put life back into your lifestyle.

Natural Superior HAIR

Recommended by Dr. C. Hammoud, Ph.D.

for fuller, thicker hair for men and women.

Pleased users wrote us:

good results with another Bell product, I was happy to see that Bell now has this product. It worked well.

Thanks! Cheryl Quick, 79, Naperville, IL

products and supplements I was skeptical. Your Natural Superior Hair Formula #77 is worth every penny.

Clear Skin

Dr. C. Hammoud, Master Herbalist, PhD,

* * Many people wrote they were

Results with Bell Skin

Royer, 28, Doral, FL

else. Christopher Seraphin, 14, Brooklyn, NY. I no longer have to hide at home, because I was

ashamed to be seen. Agnes Casillas, 60, New York, NY that are backless. My skin

Roxbury teenarrested in‘senseless attack’on MBTA driverA Roxbury teen is facingcharges of assault and battery

for allegedly pummeling anMBTA bus driver Saturdayalong with about a dozen ac-complices.

Albert Galloway, 18 of Rox-bury, was arrested yesterdayin connection with what Tran-sit Police are calling a “sense-less attack” of a 52-year-oldbus operator as he drovealong his Dorchester routearound 1:15 a.m. Saturday.The other suspects are still at

large.Galloway is charged with

wrongful interference of abus, assault and battery witha dangerous weapon — ashod foot — assault and bat-tery and fare evasion.

Yesterday a judge imposed$15,000 cash bail and orderedthat Galloway wear a GPSmonitoring device, abide by a7 p.m. to 7 a.m. curfew, andstay off the MBTA. METRO

In the news

AG says cities,towns can’tban marijuanadispensaries

JUSTIN SULLIVAN/GETTY IMAGES

It’s very likely that a medical marijuana dispensary

is coming to a community near you.

Cities and towns can’t imposean outright ban on marijuanatreatment centers — or dis-pensaries — from locatingwithin the boundaries of themunicipality after voters lastyear approved a ballot ques-tion to legalize medical mari-juana in Massachusetts.

The decision released yes-terday by Attorney GeneralMartha Coakley’s office was inresponse to a move by thetown of Wakefield, which en-acted a bylaw to ban the dis-pensaries within the town.Coakley’s office said the bylawwas in conflict with the ballotvote that ensures access tomarijuana treatment centers.

“This legislative purposecould not be served if a munic-ipality could prohibit treat-ment centers within its bor-ders, for if one municipalitycould do so, we see no princi-pled basis on which every oth-er municipality could not dothe same,” Coakley wrote.

“The question is whetherthe legislative purpose of rea-sonable access to treatmentcenters could be achieved ifevery municipality bannedthem.”

State health officials arecurrently working on a draft of

regulations to oversee the dis-pensaries. The law allows forup to 35 dispensaries in thestate, with at least one in eachcounty and no more than fivein one county.

Despite the decision not al-lowing an outright ban, Coak-ley’s office did approve a bylawby the town of Burlington thattemporarily banned the cen-ters while the town reviews itszoning regulations. That tem-porary ban was put in placeuntil June 2014.

“The temporary moratori-um is consistent with thetown’s authority to imposereasonable time limitations ondevelopment while it conductsplanning studies and considersthe implication of the state De-partment of Public Health reg-ulations concerning such cen-ters,” according to Coakley’soffice.

Coakley’s office also ruledthat cities and towns can enactzoning bylaws to regulate thedispensaries within the town’sborders.

The attorney general’s of-fice reviews all bylaws adoptedor amended by a city or town.

New regulations

due soon

The Department of PublicHealth has been working formonths on drafting rulesthat will regulate the mari-juana treatment centers.

A state health official saidyesterday that draft regula-tions will be submitted onMarch 29, according to theGlobe.

The Public Health Councilwill then have to approvethe regulations before theybecome laws.

Michael [email protected]

Buses can become

crime scenes.

Th

urs

day,

Ma

rch

14

, 2

01

30

5m

etr

o b

ost

on

Offer ends 4/7/13, and is limited to new residential customers. Not available in all areas. Requires subscription to Digital Starter TV, Performance High-Speed Internet and Unlimited Voice service. After 12 months, monthly service charge for all three services is $109.99 for months 13–24. After 2 years, or if any service is cancelled or downgraded, regular charges apply. After 3 months, regular XFINITY Streampix™ charges apply. Comcast’s current monthly service charge for all three services ranges from $136.99–$141.99 and for XFINITY Streampix™ is $4.99. TV and Internet service limited to a single outlet. Equipment, installation, taxes, franchise fees, the Regulatory Recovery Fee and other applicable charges (e.g., per-call or international charges) extra. May not be combined with other offers. TV: Basic service subscription required to receive other levels of service. Internet: Actual speeds vary and are not guaranteed. Not all features compatible with Macintosh systems. Voice: Service (including 911/emergency services) may not function after an extended power outage. Wi-Fi claim based on August 2012 study of comparable in-home wireless routers by Allion Test Labs, Inc. Early termination fee applies. Call for restrictions and complete details. ©2013 Comcast. All rights reserved. NPA103938-0016

DIV13-107-V2A13

Get more of what you love with XFINITY.®

Tomorrow could be awesome if you call 1-855-672-6082 today.

comcast.com/xfinity

FEATURE XFINITY®

SATELLITE

YES NO

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

THE TOP 7 REASONS NOT TO SETTLE

FOR SATELLITE

The most On Demand TV shows and movies on TV,

streaming online and on your tablet or smartphone with

the XFINITY™ TV app

The most live sports

WatchESPN app so you can watch your favorite

ESPN content anywhere on your iPhone® or iPad®

One convenient bill from one provider

Ability to watch TV without an ugly satellite dish

on your house

Great TV experience — rain or shine

YES NOThe most HD Choices

Get more of what you love with XFIN

All backed by the 30-Day Money-Back Comcast

Customer Guarantee.SM

NO TERM CONTRACT

REQUIRED

XFINITY STREAMPIX™

included for 3 months

a month for 12 months when you buy all 3

29$

GET STARTED WITH THE STARTER TRIPLE PLAY

99


888-422-4280 BasementsMetro.comAct Now!

Interest-FreeFINANCING

BasementWaterproofingBasementStructural RepairsBasementHumidity& Mold Control...and Nasty Crawl Spaces too!

Where’s the MBTA going?

Each year, the MBTA

develops a 5-year

Capital Investment

Program (CIP),

which invests in

infrastructure and new

vehicles to maintain

and modernize the

system. We welcome

your feedback on our

FY14 – FY18 Draft CIP

at the following public

hearing:

MBTA Capital Investment Program Public Hearing Tuesday, March 19, 2013— BostonState Transportation Building, 2nd Floor, Conference Rooms 2 and 310 Park Plaza, Boston, MA 021165:30 p.m. – 7 p.m.

Directions: Take the Green or Silver Line to Boylston Station, the Orange Line to New England Medical Center, or Bus 43 or 55.

MBTA public comment period started on March 7, 2013 and ends on March 30, 2013. The FY14 – FY18 Draft CIP is available at www.mbta.com. If you are unable to attend the public hearing, but would like to comment, send us an email at [email protected] or write to us at: MBTA Budget Office, 10 Park Plaza, Boston, MA 02116.

American Sign Language interpreters and assistive listening devices will be on-site. All facilities are accessible to persons with disabilities. If you need an accommodation in order to fully participate in the hearing, please email us prior to the scheduled date.

Discuss the future 5-year Capital Investment Plan at a public forum

Man rescued afterbeing stuck underOrange Line train BOSTON. A man who transit offi-cials described as a trespasserwas rescued from beneath anOrange Line train yesterday af-ter becoming trapped for morethan an hour.

The victim, who was notidentified, was taken to the hos-pital with non-life-threateninginjuries, according to JenniferMehigan, a spokeswoman forBoston Emergency MedicalServices. The man becametrapped around 2 p.m.

MBTA spokesman Joe Pesat-

uro said it was unclear how theman came to be stuck underthe train. Orange Line servicewas shut down between BackBay and North Station untilabout 4 p.m. METRO

See a pothole?Tweet about itBOSTON. City officials yesterdaylaunched “SpotHoles,” a two-week campaign that asks resi-dents to report potholes.Social media users can attachthe hashtag #spotholes whentweeting @NotifyBoston.The public can monitor thecity’s progress on theBoston@Work Tumblr. The sitewill feature a tally of potholesfilled during the two-weekcampaign, a map of all openand closed pothole cases, andpothole-themed images andart.

In addition to Twitter, resi-dents can also report potholesby calling the mayor’s 24-hourhotline with the address of thepothole; submitting a photowith the Citizens Connect app,which automatically locates thepothole; and filing a request onthe city’s website. METRO

In the newsBoston, ‘Meet Your Match’ onlocal public-access televisionWhen mixers, wingmen andCraigslist all fail, a new localdating game show has got yourback.

“Meet Your Match TV” de-buts tonight on public access,offering Boston singles aunique, albeit very public way,to score a date.

Show host Melysha Acharya,owner of BrokenHearted-Girl.com and self proclaimed“breakup recovery guru,” de-scribes the show as “‘The Dat-ing Game’ with a twist.”

“As a single person, I knowhow hard it is to meet people inBoston, so I wanted to offer analternative to that scene,”Acharya said.

The contestants — “suitors”and “suitorettes” — are separat-ed by a partition and ask eachother questions, like, “How farwould you go on a first date?”and “What’s your idea of a per-fect night?”

At the end of the game, con-

testants meet the most compat-ible matches and receive date-night gift cards.

Singles who don’t win a dateare invited to the next filming,and viewers can connect withthe “unwanted” contestantsthrough MeetYourMatch.tv,which also doubles as a datingwebsite. The show started film-ing in January, but according to

producer Matt Smith, it’s beentough getting singles to sign up.

“Hopefully once we start air-ing episodes we’ll get more peo-ple to come on the show,”Smith said.

Twenty-one-year-old rugbyplayer Jessie Pearce was one ofthe first contestants to win adate, although it didn’t end upworking out with the suit-orette, who Pearce described as“a very nice girl but not reallymy type.”

“I went on [the show] with acouple teammates; we were re-ally competitive,” he said. “Ifeel like it’s an easy way to meetsomeone.” The show airs attonight at 11 p.m. on BNN inBoston, which reaches morethan 600,000 homes in theBoston area. Episodes will alsobe available on MeetYour-Match.tv.

MEET YOUR MATCH TV

Jessie Pearce, left, and two of his teammates from the Boston 13’s

Rugby League were among the first contestants on the show.

“I went on [theshow] with acouple ofteammates; wewere reallycompetitive.”PEARCE, ABOVE LEFT Morgan Rousseau

[email protected]

Th

urs

day,

Ma

rch

14

, 2

01

30

7m

etr

o b

ost

on

Join for Just $10

Then...$10 pe

r m

onth

*

Expires Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Government Center(next to 28 State Street)

Boston, MA 02108Phone: 617.248.3877

Porter Square GalleriaOne Porter Square

Cambridge, MA 02140Phone: 617.499.9944

*Non-reciprocal. Billed monthly directly to your checking account. Debit cards/pre-paid cards can not be used for this offer and will be subject to additional charges. Subject to $29 annual fee.”

08 THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 2013

LAW OFFICES OFJEFFREY S. GLASSMAN, LLC

PERSONAL INJURY LAW

We Will Travel To You Call Now - We Are Easy To Talk To!

617-367-2900www.jeffreysglassman.com

We Have Recovered Millions Of Dollars For Our Clients

After 75 years

WINDSOR BUTTONis closing its doors forever

30 - 50% off

some exclusions & restrictions may apply

Cash orCredit Cards No Checks

No Exchanges

35 Temple Place Boston (Downtown Crossing)

M, T, W, & F 10:00-6:00 Thursday 10:00-7:00

Sat 10:00-5:30

windsorbutton.com

Going out of Business Sale ADDITIONAL MARKDOWNS

G

The white smoke has risen,“Habemus Papam!” has beenuttered and Cardinal JorgeBergoglio, Pope Francis I, hasgiven his first “Urbi et Orbi”blessing as the first ever LatinAmerican pontiff. But moreformalities are to come in thefirst few days in Francis’ papa-cy.

For his first two days aspontiff, Francis will offerthanks.

This morning, he will cele-brate Mass in the SistineChapel with the cardinals whoelected him.

He will then spend time atthe Apostolic Palace (thepope’s residence) answeringcongratulatory telegramsfrom heads of state and otherworld leaders.

This is an opportunity torenew dialogue and good rela-tions with leaders of otherfaiths.

“I trust in the help of theAlmighty to continue and tostrengthen the dialogue andcollaboration with the sonsand daughters of the Jewishpeople,” Pope Benedict XVIwrote in response to Rome’schief rabbi’s telegram. Franciswill then stage a brief audi-ence with journalists.

Benedict XVI did so fourdays after becoming pope,thanking 4,000-plus membersof the media for covering thepapal conclave.

JEFF J MITCHELL/GETTY IMAGES

New pope’sfirst few days

Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina is first everpontiff from Latin America Pope Francis I to spendtwo days giving thanks Papal pick surprised many

Anthony JohnstonMETRO WORLD NEWS

What’s in a pope’s face?The election victory of JorgeMario Bergoglio took many bysurprise, including psychologyprofessor Peter M. Vishton,who created a system to deter-mine the winner based on fa-cial features. The College ofWilliam and Mary professorpolled hundreds and foundthat the Argentine “was anoutlier, as he scored below

median on our measures ofattractiveness, trustworthinessand healthiness.” The systempredicted Boston ArchbishopSean O’Malley would be thenext pope, but Bergoglioscored highly on “likeliness ofwinning.” “He just looked thepart,” said Vishton, who addedthat the newly crowned pon-tiff’s expression showedwarmth and humility in hisopening speech.

KIERON MONKS

Frank look at

Francis

Cardinal Jorge MarioBergoglio, the first ever pon-tiff from the Americas, is alow-key intellectual whorides the bus and visits thepoor.

Widely overlooked as a con-tender prior to this year’s con-clave, the 76-year-old Jesuitand archbishop of Buenos

Aires was reportedly a closesecond when Benedict XVIwas elected in April 2005.

By nature a humble man butone caring of the destitute,Bergoglio has been a strongadvocate of liberation theol-ogy, the new Christian move-ment that promotes churchteachings to help the poorand oppressed — a policyvery popular in Latin America,but frowned upon by Vaticanconservatives. In the 1980s,Pope Benedict XVI called it a

“a singular heresy.”

He has been critical of Ar-gentina’s decision to legalizegay marriage in 2010 andPresident Cristina Kirchner’sefforts to free contraceptionand artificial insemination.

His résumé is not withoutcontroversy. In 2005, he wasaccused of conspiring withthe 1970s military dictator-ship to kidnap two Jesuits,but no evidence was foundto verify the claim.

Newly elected Pope Francis I appears

on the central balcony of St. Peter’s Basilica.

Formalities to comeFrancis’ formal installation aspope will come at his inauguralMass, normally held four to five days after theelection in order toaccommodate political and

religious leaders from acrossthe world. During the Mass,Francis will receive the symbolsof his office: the Fisherman’sRing and a pallium, a sashmade of lamb’s wool thatrepresents the pope’s role asthe shepherd of his flock, thefaithful.

myentertainment

my 09www.metro.us THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 2013

2THEWORDMeredith Engel’s take on the world of gossip @meredithatmetro [email protected]

– Dorothy Robinson will return March 20.

Checking in withsome of Hollywood’sbiggest names to seewhat they’ve been upto — in their ownwords, in 140 characters or fewer.

Today, SylvesterStallone has some badnews about“Expendables 3,”Kirstie Alley is fine withprofanity, Rebel Wilsonis keeping it real andCharlie Sheen is ... us-ing Twitter.

@TheSlyStalloneNo S. Seagal, sorry, butmaybe we get luckywith J. Chan! And someyoung bloods!!!

@kirstiealleyOh who cares if weswear ?? They are justwords ... just lettersarranged in a fashionto sound tough or coolor angry.

@RebelWilsonI’m not too famous toeat crumbs off mychest x

@charliesheenhashtag chefkla hash-tag winning hashtaggrinning hashtag kep-tyourjob hashtag bravohashtag breakfast

The feed ...

Stallone

Did you really expect LadyGaga to recuperate from her re-cent hip surgery in a boringwheelchair fit for plebeians?After all, this is MotherMonster, a woman who likeswearing Kermit the Frog pup-pets. So, she enlisted the helpof designer Ken Borochov tocreate a custom 24-karat goldwheelchair, according to E!News. The chair features a re-clining leather seat (because all

that time sitting is certainly ex-hausting), stylin’ spokes (incase she wants to go for a spindown the L.A. Freeway) and acanopy (too much sunlight isnever good for a Lady of herstature).

We hope Gaga donates herwheelchair to the local oldfolks’ home when she’s donewith it. Lord knows Betty Annin 3C could use a little sunshinein her life.

Divorce has beengood for TomKatApparently getting divorced wasthe best thing to happen to TomCruise and Katie Holmes, at leastaccording to director Adam

Shankman, who is friends withboth. Shankman tells Us Weeklythat since the couple’s split lastsummer, the two are doing justswell. “They are incredibly hap-py,” Shankman says. “I’ve justbeen emailing with him. He’scoming back. He’s shooting inLondon and seems as happy as aclam. I know he sees his daugh-ter.” As for Holmes? “Katie seemsreally happy,” Shankman adds.

“You just fight through all thenoise. And it’s noisy!”

Swift’s fan mail goes in the trashTaylor Swift may find herselfwith fewer adoring fans oncethey find out their letters andcards to the country crooner havebeen ending up in the trash.Nashville resident Kaylee

Francescan discovered a mass ofSwift fan mail in a dumpster, shetells local station WKRN. “Therewere like hundreds of letters inthere to Taylor Swift and I’m like,‘Oh my gosh!’ I didn’t know ifthey were stolen [or] discarded,so I threw them in a box,” shesays. “And I’m like, ‘Somebodyneeds to let Taylor know.’ It didbother me [because] I know howmuch her fans mean to her.”

Talking points

KimKardashian:Once more, with feelingIf you saw the “Keeping UpWith the Kardashians”episode when KrisHumphries proposed toKim and thought toyourself, “My, what aperfect proposal,” knowthat it was all for thecameras. Life & Styleclaims they’ve got thecourt documents from“Keeping Up” producerRussell Jay’s deposition onFeb. 4 in the ongoing caseto determine whether Kimand Kris’ union should beannulled. Get a load of thistranscription:

Q: More than once, youwould film a scene andthen have [it] be reshot?A: I remember, like, Kim —she didn’t know that hewas going to propose atthat moment. And shecame in and she was com-pletely surprised, and Ithink she had a badreaction or something andshe was embarrassed. Soshe said “Can we just, like,have me come back in onemore time and be, like, re-ally surprised?” Becauseshe had no idea it was go-ing to happen. It was in herbedroom.

Kim, better startpracticing those giving-birth faces now. You’veonly got one chance to getthat shot right.

Gaga recovers from surgery in custom gold wheelchairbecause, really, why not?

IN TOUCH WEEKLY

In the new In Touch Weekly, “Dance Moms” matriarch Abby Lee Miller swears she’s not the monster she’s portrayed to be on TV, de-spite this terrifying “Black Swan”-esque picture to the contrary. “I’m a schoolgirl at heart,” she says. “There’s still an innocence tome. I’ve done a lot of nice things for my girls. I take them to dinners, to movies, to Broadway shows. Most of my kids, over the years,have never seen a plane or been to a five-star hotel. I teach them which fork to use and things they won’t learn in school.”

Hot. Shot

OK Abby Lee, you have our attention.

“I certainly wasn’texpecting thatphone call and have never done a wheelchair, butam always up fora challenge and wasthrilled to createwhat I affectionatelydubbed The Chariot,a chair fit only for a queen.” BOROCHOV

Quoted

The freaks and the fash-ionable parade thestreets from noon untilmorning in Austin,

Texas. I joined the masses ofSXSW revelers on Tuesday look-ing for something new, and Iquickly found it. Making myway to Paste Magazine/New-port Folk Festival’s showcase, Iarrived just in time to see thestart of Hurray for the Riff Raff’sset. The female duo from NewOrleans played a riveting,stripped-down set of country-tinged blues, combining coversongs by Billie Holiday and FredNeil with a slew of originals.

Alternating between acousticguitar and banjo, backed by afiddle and the occasional toy pi-ano, their set seemed perfectlyat home on the front patio ofthe rickety old house nowknown as the Blackheart Bar.They make their debut at theNewport Folk Festival this yearand they found out just hoursbefore their set they’ll be open-ing for the Alabama Shakes’ up-coming tour.

From there it was on toViceland to catch the Skaters’Austin debut. The buzz aroundthem, combined with sharing abill with Waaves andJapandroids, created a line ofabout 2,000 people that snakedaround the block. This was thefirst show I missed out on, and Ihope it’s my last.

After watching a few songsfrom the street, I decided tomake better use of my time and

headed over to the Mohawk tohear the Danish band Indians. Athree-piece consisting of morekeyboards than people, theband layers loops, Moog synthe-sizers and a brain-rattling drumpad to create dreamy, slightlydancy music.

Looking for some more tra-ditional rock ‘n’ roll, I driftedoff to The North Door to catchVietNam. After taking the pastfive years off, Michael Gernerand Co. are back with a new six-piece lineup and a recentrecord, but their sound remainsthe same. It has dark, lengthyand often druggy narratives, de-livered without traditionalverse/chorus structure and setagainst a heavy shimmer ofblues guitar riffs.

DEADLINE: two (2) business days prior to publication at noon.

866-900-9473RESERVE YOUR SPACE

Call

SEARCH IT. FIND IT. BUY IT.

myentertainment

10 my www.metro.us THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 2013

Call for details and FREE consultation

School License #030618B

BROOKLINE320 Washington street

MALDEN422 Main street

T & BUSACCESSIBLE

1.888.383.6058 WWW.BOSTONCAREER.ORG

SPRING CLASSES ARE STARTING NOWDAY, EVENING & SATURDAY CLASSES AVAILABLE

Now nationally accreditedSCHOLARSHIPS AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME

Over 20 years of Legal ExperienceSe Habla Espanol

Initial Consultation

FREE!

617-523-2929

22ND ANNUAL

Bridal Band ExpoMarch 16-23

333 Washington Street ~ Boston ~ 617 227-3339Open Late Mon & Thurs ~ Validated Parking

REGISTER TO WIN ONE OF THREE FAB PRIZES! ~ Nantucket Weekend at The Wauwinet Inn ~ Bridal Cruise on The Odyssey ~ Red Sox Tickets

DEPRISCO.COM

ckets

—Follow Nolan Gawron onTwitter: @metrousmusic. Check

www.metro.us for his updates onthe best of SXSW.

80 degrees and a chance of rockingThe first night of SXSW provides surprises, disappointments and big

crowds of music lovers Hurray for the Riff Raff and Indians are highlights

Hurray for the Riff Raff will elicit hurrays from you.

Indians include more keyboards than people,

but the result is somewhat stunning.

PHOTOS: NOLAN GAWRON/METRO

SXSW

TWITTER: @METROUSMUSIC

NOLAN GAWRON

DEADLINE: two (2) business days prior to publication at noon.

866-900-9473RESERVE YOUR SPACE

Call


myentertainment


Say Goodbye to Painful Varicose Veins!Do you have any of these symptoms?

617.858.6870 www.USAVeinClinics.com

USA Vein Clinics Will Help!With a non-surgical, minimally invasive and painless procedure, that takes only 15 minutes!Covered by Medicare and most insurance plans up to 100%!

You may have a serious medical condition, called Venous insufficiency.

‘Braxton Family Values’

REALITY. This diva-filled showfinds Toni Braxton and her clanvacationing in Italy. Restassured that the notion of“when in Rome” is probably abit too bland for thesesiblings. Season premiere, 9 p.m., WE

‘The VampireDiaries’DRAMA. Elena rejoins the cheer-leading squad and then gets

into a fight at her own party. Inother words, this is like “Bring ItOn: Goth Edition.” 8 p.m., TheCW

‘The Office’COMEDY. This Dwight-centricepisode is all about the Schrutefamily farm, where beets grow,zaniness ensues and a flailingnetwork show attempts to re-deem itself. 9 p.m., NBC

‘Kathy’TALK SHOW. Kathy Griffin wel-comes one of the funniestcelebrity couples alive, MeganMullally and Nick Offerman, aswell as Michelle Trachtenberg.11:30 p.m., Bravo

MATTHEW JACOBS

The Braxtons demonstrate “Braxton Family Values.”

TV watch list

JASON LAVERIS/FILMMAGIC

REASONS TOSEE A MOVIE

2‘The Call’ Oscar-winner Halle Berry,

Abigail Breslin (one of theyoungest-ever Oscar nominees,now 16) and Morris Chestnutstar in a thriller about a 911 op-erator who fields a call from anabducted girl. Brad Anderson(“The Machinist”) directs.

3‘Upside Down’ This $50 million European pro-

duction stars Jim Sturgess andKirsten Dunst as star-crossedlovers who live on opposites sidesof a planet with double gravity.There’s also something about“the secret of the pink bees.”

4‘Like Someone in Love’Iranian filmmaker Abbas

Kiarostami (“Certified Copy”)travels to Tokyo to make thismordant portrait of miscommu-nication amongst a cell phone-addicted prostitute, her elderlyjohn and her oblivious fiance.

5‘West of Memphis’ If you don’t have seven hours

to spare to watch Joe Berlingerand Bruce Sinofsky’s “ParadiseLost” docs — on the now-freedWest Memphis Three — you cando it in two and a half hourswith this summary doc, whichboasts producer Peter Jackson.

6‘Oz the Great and Powerful’In order to avoid a repeat of

1985’s “Return to Oz,” which ter-rified kids (or at least parents)into dismal returns, Disney hashired the guy who made three“Evil Dead” movies. Sam Raimidirects this prequel starringeveryone’s idea of an old-timey

actor: mumbling stoner JamesFranco.

7‘Dead Man Down’ Noomi Rapace and her origi-

nal “Girl With the DragonTattoo” director, Niels ArdenOplev, reunite in America for thisridiculous revenge saga, inwhich Colin Farrell hatches a hi-lariously convoluted scheme tokill a crime lord (TerrenceHoward) who snuffed his family.It co-stars Isabelle Huppert!

8‘No’ In this rollicking Chilean

docu-dramedy, Gael GarciaBernal plays an ad whiz hired tohead the campaign to oust mon-strous dictator Augusto Pinochet

from power. Spoiler: It worked!

9‘Yossi’ Israeli filmmaker Eytan Fox

makes a sequel to his 2002breakthrough, “Yossi & Jagger.”It follows the Yossi (OhadKnoller), who’s still reeling fromhis partner’s death as he findsnew love with a soldier.

10‘Lore’ With “Somersault,” Aussie

filmmaker Cate Shortland intro-duced the world to Abbie Cornishand Sam Worthington. Will fameand James Cameron pictures hap-pen to her new star, SaskiaRosendahl, cast as a youngwoman in post-Nazi Germany?

MATT PRIGGE

BEN GLASS

Steve Carell, left, plays a flamboyant magician with chains, opposite

Olivia Wilde, in “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.”

1‘The Incredible BurtWonderstone’

The obscure underdog thatopened the SXSW FilmFestival stars someonenamed Steve Carell, up-and-comer Steve Buscemiand, if we’re seeing thisright, an actor called JimCarrey. The three are duel-ing magicians in a filmthat’s probably just like“The Prestige.”

Must-see

10

mydating

12 my www.metro.us THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 2013

ST. PATRICK’S DAYCelebrate

WITH

SUNDAY, MARCH 17

SUNUUU DAYADADAA R MMARAY, ANDNSUS

POWERED BY:

Breakfast with

GENTLEMEN HALL

8:00 AM @ THE BLACK ROSE

POWERED BY:

POWERED B

3:00 PM @ HURRICANE O’REILLY’S

POWERED BY:

Get on the list for the

St. Patrick’s Day Bash with

CHRISTIAN MCNEILL

& SEA MONSTERS

RSVP AT: boston.com/irishbash

POWERED BY:

Healthy35-55

Years Old?Participate in a SLEEP research studyinvestigating the effects of sleep on heart health.

1-877-499-NASA (6272)

LOSE THE MUFFIN TOP

4 BRAND NEW, CUTTING-EDGE LASERS!

coolsculpting®

®

FREE Consultations PLUS

get $100 OFF Select TreatmentsCanan Avunduk, MD PhDMelroseMedSpa.com781.620.2315

3 Miles from Malden center - By Taxi or Bus

3 Blocks from Melrose Cedar Park

The tabloids are speculat-ing about Kris and BruceJenner: Are they headedfor divorce? If so, then

they would each eventuallyjoin the legions of people whohave had to start over. Datingafter a divorce can be challeng-ing, whether you are in thepublic eye or not. Two simplerules of thumb can help youpush forward into new roman-tic territory.

First, avoid comparing theperson you are dating to yourex. While it is tempting tomeasure them for better orworse against your formerpartner, the real goal is to focuson how they make you feelabout yourself when you’rewith them. Evaluating thembased on how you felt aboutyour ex rather than on whothey are means you will windup either regretting what youlost or angry about what you

missed out on all those years.That will mire you in the nega-tivity of your former marriage— keeping the pain and loss ofdivorce alive — instead of let-ting go and moving on with a

new flame. Stay focused onbuilding a new relationshipand leave your past where it be-longs — behind you.

Second, avoid bad-mouthing your ex — especiallyto the person you are dating.This is a difficult one, becausemost people come away fromdivorce angry about what wentwrong and wanting to talkabout it. Be mindful about whoyou vent to: Blaming and criti-cizing could scare off your newpartner. They could wonderwhat you might say aboutthem if they did something toupset you. There are two sidesto every story, so as much aspossible try to present a bal-anced picture when you arespeaking about your formermarriage.

Whether you are fa-mous or not, whendealing with the af-termath of divorce

this old adage can be helpful: Ifyou can’t say anything nice,don’t say anything at all. Whenyou talk negatively, you keepbad feelings alive. When youtalk positively, you put them torest. The ultimate goal is to geton with your new life in a bet-ter place for what you gainedfrom your old one.

Keep these rules in mindand you will be equipped toleave the past in its place andmove on with your excitingnew dating life.

Dating after divorce:Can you start afresh?

If Kris and Bruce Jenner

split, they should let go

of the anger and move

on with positivity.

GETTY IMAGES

Shrink Wrap

HEALTH.METRO.US

DR. JANEGREER

Metro does not endorse the opinions of theauthor, or any opinions expressed on its pages.

— Relationship expert Dr. JaneGreer is creator of “Shrink Wrap”

– national commentary on whatwe can learn from celebrity

relationships – and host of “Let’sTalk Sex” at Healthylife.net. Her

book, “What About Me? StopSelfishness From Ruining Your

Relationship,” is availablenationwide.

GOT AN OPINION?WRITE TO US AT

[email protected]

myletters&games


To advertise — phone: 212-457-7735; email sales: [email protected]

BOSTON | Editor in Chief: Tony Metcalf, [email protected] @edinchief metro | Managing Editor: Dorothy Robinson, [email protected] | City Editor: Jill Gadsby,

[email protected] | Sports Editor: Matt Burke, [email protected] Books/Parenting/Gossip/Travel Editor: Dorothy Robinson, [email protected] Home/Style/Food Editor: Tina Chadha, [email protected] | Film/TechEditor: Matt

Prigge, [email protected] | Wellbeing/Going Out Editor: Meredith Engel, [email protected] | Music Editor: Pat Healy, [email protected]

Careers/Education/Dating Editor: Julia Furlan, [email protected] Copy Chief/Theater Editor: Tracie Michelle Murphy, [email protected]

As the w orld's lar gest global newspaper , Metro has mor e than 18 million r eaders in ov er 100 major cities in 23 c ountr ies • Metro Boston 320 C ongr ess St., 5th floor , Bost on, Mass. 02210-1237 • main: 617 - 210- 7905 • sales: 617-210-7905 • e-mail: [email protected] • distr ibution 617-210-7905, e-mail: distr ibution@metro .us • National Sales Director Ed Abr ams • U. S. Distr ibution Directo r Joseph L auletta | U. S. Mark eting Director • Wilf Maunoir • Adver tisements appear ing in Metro are published in good f aith. Metr o does not endorse and mak es no re pr esentations about any of the advertising co ntent appear ing in its pages. Metr o is not r esponsible f or any loss or damage whatsoever r esulting fr om r eaders using the services of its advertisers. R eaders should ex er c ise c aution when re plying to advertisements, especially thos e which r equir e any fo rm of pa yment, and, wher e necessary , should seek independent legal advice.

3 2 1

4 1 9 5 3

2

8 4 7 3

7 6 9 8

3 5 4 7

4

2 4 1 7 3

5 3 2

2 8 9 6

9 4 1

1 5 2

8 5 9

4 6 7 8 5

5 9 6

7 3 4

9 1 2

4 7 6 8

Pisces Feb. 20-March 20. You’ll havea commanding presence about youthat others will find quite attractive.To your credit, you’ll know how toassert yourself without offendinganybody in the process.

Aries March 21-April 19. Somethingout of the ordinary might resultfrom an unexpected chain of events.Chances are it will open up a newpipeline that can produce somequality gains.

Taurus April 20-May 20. Don’t besurprised if you sense that some-thing good is about to happen, evenif you don’t know the circumstances.Let positive thinking light the fuse ofthis exciting cycle.

Gemini May 21-June 20. Althoughyou’ll get some brilliant ideas, theymust not be executed prematurely ifyou want them to work. Don’t allowimpulsiveness to distort your timing.

Cancer June 21-July 22. Treat theday’s happenings philosophicallyand you’ll be able to make molehillsout of mountains. Adopting an easy-going attitude will inspire others toact likewise.

Leo July 23-Aug. 22. You’re likely tohave a slight edge over your com-petitors. Your ace in the hole will bea reserve of resources, both materialand mental, upon which you can

easily draw. Virgo Aug. 23-Sept. 22. Upon occa-

sion, you can be rigid and inflexiblewhen it comes to your views. Today,however, you could surprise every-body with your open-minded na-ture.

Libra Sept. 23-Oct. 23. Take mattersinto your own hands regardingsomething that you want changed.If it’s not happening on its own,make the transformation yourself.

Scorpio Oct. 24-Nov. 22. The key togetting along with others is beingcooperative. You’ll have to set theexample — only then will otherstreat you as you wish to be treated.

Sagittarius Nov. 23-Dec. 21. Youshould take pride in your work, re-gardless of its significance. Addition-ally, performing to the best of yourability will greatly enhance your self-esteem.

Capricorn Dec. 22-Jan. 19. Becauseyou’re not apt to take yourself orevents too seriously, smooth sailingis indicated. You are less likely to bebroadsided when you stop worryingabout your ego.

Aquarius Jan. 20-Feb. 19. The as-pects are extremely favorable foryou where things of a material na-ture are concerned. Some financialopportunities will most likely de-velop from at least two differentsources. BERNICE BEDE OSOL

Across1 Be an omen5 Reddish horses10 Fermi split it14 Get — it15 Spring month16 Bard’s villain17 Elephant owner,maybe18 Spread sand or salt19 Little creek20 Bouncy22 Made possible24 Help-wanted abbr.25 Double helix26 Trip30 Long-eared dogs34 WWW addresses35 Blackball37 Vaccines38 Noise39 Judicial order40 Lion’s quarry41 Spur on43 “The Eve of St. —”45 Plunder46 Naval officers48 Rhine nymph50 — Paulo, Brazil51 Take a snooze52 Powerful family56 Boss60 Confirm61 Sister’s clothes63 Hollow64 Squeeze oranges65 “Maria —”66 Buffalo’s lake67 Recipe amts.68 Tears apart69 Went blond

Down1 Unwanted guest2 Squashed circle3 — vu

4 Pencil toppers5 Used a CB6 Fuel cartel7 Uris hero8 Warm-hearted9 Slim10 Seat belt advances (2 wds.)11 Mermaid feature12 Stare rudely13 Downy fungi21 First-down yardage23 Santa — winds26 Estimate

27 Easy-to-findconstellation28 Humerus neighbors29 Safecrackers30 Hard roll31 Copier setting32 Tennessee — Ford33 Riyadh resident36 Outlaw42 Wins over43 Not the same44 Piano pieces45 Improved thehighways

47 You can step on it49 Oversaw52 Blowgun projectile53 Cousteau’s middlename54 Lowest high tide55 Sturdy lock56 Gray matter57 Big steel town58 Journalist —Ducommun59 Oboe feature62 Jerry’s ice-creampartner

SUDOKU LEVEL: HARDSUDOKU LEVEL: EASY

Horoscope

How to play Sudoku: Fill in the grid so that every row, every columnand every 3x3 box contains the digits 1-9. There is no math involved. You solve the puzzle with reasoning and logic.

Thumbing noses atConstitution knowsno party bounds RE: “JUST DRONING ON” (METRO,MARCH 8) I was in fullagreement of columnist TomForeman’s column until Iread his description ofDemocrats as “not giving adamn about theConstitution.” I’m not muchof a Democrat myself, but Ifind this label to be extremelyhypocritical. I mean, really?The cornerstone of this coun-try’s Constitution is thatevery citizen, whether rich,poor, blue or satanic has theright to vote. Where doRepublicans stand on this is-sue? Passing new voting lawsduring an election and argu-ing that the Voting Right’s Actis now obsolete because somehow racism no longer exists.It’s absolutely outrageous

that any Republican can takesuch a moral high groundwhile the GOP’s mainstreamface is ridden with incompe-tent blemishes like SCOTUSJustice Scalia and Florida Gov.Rick Scott.JEAN CHARLES, VIA E-MAIL

‘Sequester’ hotpotato started with the presidentI get very irritated when Iread Metro letter writers talk-ing through thin air. A recentletter writer didn’t knowwhere the sequester was fromand simply called it “a Repub-lican demand” when actuallythe reality is that the Republi-cans are actually blamelessthis time around. The idea forsequestration began insidethe Obama White House in

July 2011 when the presidentthought “sequester’ would ac-tually prevent furthergridlock and fiscal cliffs. Thatsummer a vast majority of De-mocrats in the U.S. Senatejoined their Republican mem-bers in overwhelmingly sup-port the sequester idea — andover in the U.S. House, 79 De-mocrats joined in with the Re-publican majority and aftersigned by President Obama,became law.

I don’t believe either sidethought the Gramm-Rudman-style sequester would evercome to pass, but as we see, itdid. All assumed that the veryidea of across-the-boarddiscretionary spending cutswould bring Capitol Hill totheir collective senses. How-ever, it is President Obamawho is in reality the father ofsequestration and not the

GOP. Both parties are respon-sible for the inaction, but se-quester was a Democraticidea. SAL GIARRATANI, VIA E-MAIL

Drone strikes revealdouble standardPresident Bush was blastedby the liberal media and De-mocrats for usingwaterboarding and torturetechniques on terrorists.Even a young Sen. Obamawas against using torture onterrorists. However, as presi-dent, the story changes:“Why torture terrorists whenwe can kill them?” Dronesare a great way to kill terror-ists. We can even use droneson our own citizens. Ihaven’t heard any outragefrom Obama’s beloved wor-shipers. Some liberals getmore upset over a Nativityscene on public property thanlosing their Constitutionalrights with drone strikes. TheDemocrats would’ve demand-ed Bush’s impeachment if hetried to get away with such anatrocity.JOHN MCLAUGHLIN, VIA E-MAIL

E-mail your letters: [email protected] them as brief as possible, preferably under 100 words.

Metro reserves the right to edit all letters. Please include your name and contact information.

Solution to yesterday’scrossword

[email protected]

shepherd’s pie. What shepherdwould do such a thing to hisflock? Magoun’s version, withgamey braised lamb toppedwith super-smooth mashed tat-ties, may help you understandwhy.

It’s also worth noting thatall of Magoun’s dishes go wellwith a pint or two. Slainte!

but the potato plays a big partof a special Irish menu thisweekend. This great staple marries with leek in a wintrysoup and, as potato colcannon,it’s more than a side in a boiledbacon dinner — it’s the star.

Colcannon is an Irish dish ofpotato, cooked with kale orcabbage and creamed with but-ter and milk. Unlike pop, bub-ble and squeak (an English mixof potato, cabbage and peas),colcannon isn’t made with left-overs, but cooked up fresh andfinished with parsley.

Another St. Paddy’s Day dish

is a sandwich of chunky-cutcorned beef on a soft briocheroll — buttered, of course.Corning, or curing beef withsalt, is perhaps, like the potato,a relatively new concept.

It’s grim that a classic dishwith lamb in it would be called

food

www.metro.us THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 201314 going out

+

GET TRAINING IN HEALTH CARE IN LESS THAN

1 YEAR!

CAREER TRAINING

Feel Great AboutYOUR FUTURE

1-888-204-7931For More Info, Call

Apply online at www.EnrollEverest.com

Accredited Member, ACCSC. Programs and schedules vary by campus. Financial aid available for those who qualify. For more information about our graduation rates, the median debt of students who completed the program and other important information, please visit our website at www.everest.edu/disclosures.

MUSIC THEATRE

To advertise in this directory contact Tiffany Carnuccio at 617-532-0121 or email: [email protected]

TRAVIATA HIGHLIGHTS& OPERA CHORUSES

With host Ron Della Chiesa!Steven Karidoyanes conducts anexciting all-VERDI bicentennial

celebration with vocal soloists from the Opera Institute at Boston University.

Friday, March 15 at 8PMSanders Theatre, Cambridge

MasterworksChorale.org | 617-858-6785

THE GREAT BURLESQUEEXPOSITION OF 2013

March 29, 30, & 31SHOP! Over 20 vintage vendors!Burlesque Classes & Costumes!

PERFORMANCES from Jo Weldon,The Shanghai Pearl, &The Boston BabydollsHyatt Regency Hotel

575 Memorial Dr, Cambridge MATickets: $15 - $50

www.Burlesque-Expo.com

Specializing in Korean style barbecue, Each table has a built in cooking grill with a custom designed smoke ventilation. Koreana focuses on customer service with

attention to your dining needs while offering the best traditional food possible

Sunday-Thursday: 11:30 to 10:30pm.

Friday & Saturday: 11:30am to midnight.617.576.8661www.koreanaboston.com

158 Prospect St., Cambridge, MA 02139

A goodOlde St.Patrick’sDay feast

Olde Magoun’s Saloon is a primespot for Irish-themed fare this St.Paddy’s Day As you might guess,the indispensable potato is the star

Traditional Irish food istouted all over townright now, but what isthat? Is it bangers and

mash? That sounds more Cock-ney. Is it shepherd’s pie? That’smade all over Britain. Or is itcorned beef and cabbage? Andwhat did the Irish eat before po-tatoes were introduced in the1700s? Ireland is an island, soshellfish and fish feature promi-nently, as does — or did — theuse of nutritious carrageenmoss and dulse: i.e., seaweed.

At Olde Magoun's Saloon inSomerville, there’s no seaweed,

Nosh On

[email protected]

LINDA LABAN

If you go

Olde Magoun’s SaloonEntrees: $9-$14518 Medford St., Somerville617-776-2600www.magounssaloon.com

ERIN BALDASSARI/METRO

Magoun’s St. Paddy’s Day menu is available Friday to Sunday, alongside the regular menu,

which patrons Shawn Churchill and Sarah Westervelt seem to be enjoying.

Adding a twist

Ireland … via India?Irish chicken curry? Really? OldeMagoun’s mildlyspiced “traditional”Irish chicken curry maynot be authentic, butit’s a great bar bite.

Named for thesquare it abuts, thiscozy neighborhoodhangout offers majorlocal sports action —Sox, Pats, Bruins andCeltics — as well asinternational soccerand rugby games.

GOING OUTCircus Sock HopSaturday, 8 p.m.AirCraft Aerial Arts14 Tyler St., SomervilleFree, [email protected] circus troupe AirCraft AerialArts is opening up their gymnasi-um for an old-school sock hopdance night. In between boogiesessions, they’ll do a few acrobat-ic stunts for the crowd. Thatwasn’t exactly common at sockhops in the past, but circus stuntsare fun to watch.

MOVIES‘In the Realms of the Unreal’Friday, 6 p.m.Paramount Center559 Washington St., Boston$5-$10, 617-824-8400www.artsemerson.orgThis documentary by Jessica Yutells the story of Henry Darger,an eccentric mid-20th centuryChicago loner who spent all ofhis spare time working on an in-terminable fantasy novel and its

accompanying illustrations. The novel is incomprehensible,but the art is something else —pathetic and more than a littlecreepy, but also glorious andheartbreaking.

THEATER‘Our Country’s Good’ and‘The Recruiting Officer’Friday through April 6Charlestown Working Theater442 Bunker Hill St., CharlestownPay what you want, 508-944-2939www.whistlerinthedark.comThe Charlestown Working Theater lets you pay what youwant for tickets this time (seewebsite for details). “Our Coun-try’s Good” follows a young mili-tary officer as he attempts tostage Australia’s first play —when it was still a penal colony— with only convicts to workwith. A bonus: CWT will also per-form the play-within-the-play,“The Recruiting Officer.”

‘Dead Man Walking’Friday through MondaySomerville Theatre55 Davis Square, Somerville$15-$25, 617-625-5700www.bostonoperacollaborative.orgThe Boston Opera Collaborative

presents this work by Jake Heg-gie, based on the book by SisterHelen Prejean, which details thenun’s experiences with aninmate on death row whoclaimed to be innocent. The storydemands that we account for ourown idea of justice: Is it based on

vengeful eye-for-an-eye mentali-ty or a desire for truth?

COMEDYRobert KellyFriday, 7:30 p.m.The Wilbur Theatre246 Tremont St., Boston

$31, 800-754-3000www.ticketmaster.comBoston comedian Robert Kelly isIrish by background, but he caneasily pass for Latino. Perhaps thisracial fake-out has given him ataste for contrarianism. When hegets to the standard comedianfodder of male and female differ-ences, for instance, he presents awelcome twist — it’s men whoare emotional, he says, andwomen who use their brains.

MUSEUMS‘Proclaim Liberty Throughout All the Land’Through May 24Massachusetts Historical Society1154 Boylston St., BostonFree, 617-536-1608www.masshist.orgOne of the Bay State’s prouderhistorical claims is its status as ahotbed for abolitionism. This exhibit examines the movementin Massachusetts between 1831and 1865, particularly thetireless contributions of the fieryWilliam Lloyd Garrison, a key figure who’s often forgotten.The tension between abolition-ists and unsympatheticNortherners (also often forgot-ten today) is explored as well.

MATTHEW DINARO

listings

15www.metro.us THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 2013going out

FRIDAY, MARCH 15, 2013 AT 8PMSUNDAY, MARCH 17, 2013 AT 3PMSYMPHONY HALL

“Extraordinary—and quite daring.” –Thomas Garvey, The Hub Review

TICKETS FROM $25617 266 3605handelandhaydn.org

Richard Egarr, conductor

Eric Hoeprich, clarinet

Period Instrument Orchestra

HUNGRY? NEED A BREAK?CRAVING A UNIQUE DINING EXPERIENCE?

Chinatownwww.ensoboston.com

Call about complimentary parking

Boston’s Newest and One-of-a-KindRevolving Sushi Bar!

Sushi and Appetizer Plates Starting at $2

Nora ChipaumireFriday and SaturdayInstitute of Contemporary Art100 Northern Ave., Boston $10-$20, 617-478-3103www.icaboston.orgThis Zimbabwe-born dancer/choreographer will perform an original piece called “Miriam,” which draws on

her own journey out of her native land, playing on the dichotomies she faced alongthe way. Actor/dancer OkwuiOkpokwasili accompanies heras a mysterious, supernaturalfigure, alternately angelic anddemonic. The audience sits ina circle around the performers,invoking the sense of scrutinyoutsiders experience.

Catch Nora Chipaumire at the ICA this weekend.

OLIVER CLAUSSE

The rundown

Dance

The Doors of PerceptionThrough March 23Photographic ResourceCenter832 Comm. Ave., BostonFree, 617-975-0600www.bu.edu/prc“If the doors of perceptionwere cleansed,” wroteWilliam Blake, “every thingwould appear to man as it is,infinite.” Aldous Huxleyfamously associated thisquote with psychedelicdrugs, but Blake’s intentionwas philosophical and artis-tic. He might have liked thisphotographic exhibition, inwhich featured artists use alternative processes — new and old — to uncoveradditional dimensions ofmeaning in their work.

Art

Ron Cowie’s “Ulysses”

hot tickets

www.metro.us THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 201316 going out

On sale soon

Relient KMay 7Royale(On sale Friday)

Professor Blastoff LiveMay 8The Sinclair(On sale Friday)

Earth Wind & FireJune 5Bank of America Pavilion(On sale Saturday)

TorcheJune 10The Sinclair(On sale Friday)

Rascal FlattsLive and Loud TourWith the Band PerryJune 14Comcast Center(On sale Friday)

O.A.R.The Sounds of SummerTourwith Andrew McMahon,Allen StoneJuly 27Bank of America Pavilion(On sale Friday)

Concert calendar

Rascal Flatts

GETTY IMAGES

Balkan Beat BoxTonight, 8 p.m.The Paradise967 Comm. Ave., Boston$17, 18+, 800-745-3000www.ticketmaster.comEveryone claims to have a uniquesound, but Balkan Beat Box reallydoes — the Israeli-Americangroup mixes Middle Eastern mu-sic, gypsy punk, dub, hip-hop,electronica and, of course, Balkanmusic into their trippy, never-know-what-they’re-gonna-do-next style. Frequent feature actson their recording increase the

diversity. Globalism has its draw-backs, but if it leads to music thisgood, it can’t be all bad.

Ana MouraSaturday, 8 p.m.Berklee Performance Center136 Mass. Ave., Boston$28-$37, 617-876-4275www.worldmusic.orgThis Portuguese singer is one ofthe leading modern exponents ofPortuguese fado music, and, likeall great artists, she has a hold oninnovation as much as tradition.Fado, which translates as “fate,” issimilar to the blues, both in itsworking-class roots and its focuson the dark side of life, whichMoura conveys with charismaand pathos. MATTHEW DINARO

Also playing

Ana MouraViva globalism! It’s Balkan Beat Box!

PAULO SEGADÃESJASON MERRITT/FILMMAGIC

Matt Thiessen

of Relient K

TIM MOSENFELDER/GETTY IMAGE

Philip Bailey of

Earth Wind & Fire

LARRY MARANO/GETTY IMAGES

TOUGH GUYS LIKE PINKThe Hives’ Howlin’ Pelle Almqvist talks about the band’s longevity and what it’s like

opening for a pop star ‘A lot of dude rock bands don’t have the guts,’ he says

If anyone can get Pink’sparty started, it’s theHives. The Swedish punkupstarts are opening her

first full North American tourin three years, and after only ahandful of dates, Pink’s al-ready warming their hearts aswell as the rest of their bodies.

“Sweden has been so coldlately and we were on tour re-cently. I’m sick of Sweden inthe winter, really,” says Hivessinger Howlin’ Pelle Almqvist.“We did our own show inAustin, too. On these big arenatours, they don’t play everyday, and we try and play everyday when we’re on the road.We like to play every day andtake our days off at home. So,

we added a bunch of our ownshows. “

It’s all part of the sameplan though: to promote theirfifth album, “Lex Hives,” andcelebrate the band’s 20th an-niversary.

“Twenty years ago, we were13 at the time. But the coolthing is that in two years wewill have been a band longerthan the Ramones,” says

Almqvist. “That’s spectacular!I’ve been in this band morethan half my life.”

So, what do Pink’s fansthink of the Hives?

“It starts with some kind ofbewilderment and maybe atinge of fear,” Almqvist dead-pans. “But that turns into ex-citement. A lot of themhaven’t seen live rock ‘n’ rollbefore, like a band playingtheir instruments. I feel weare doing good cultural work.It’s pretty good of Pink tobring us along. A lot of duderock bands don’t have the gutsand would be frightened.”

ANNIKA BERGLUND

Replay valueAlmqvist figures the Hives'longevity is due to less be-ing more: “We really wantto be happy with eachalbum. It’s a big undertak-ing; it would be hard tomake another if you didn’tlike the last one. You have tobe proud of what you do inorder to continue. A Hivesrecord — because theydon’t come that often — it’snot something you throwaway. You need to listen acouple of times because it’sgoing to be a long time be-fore the next one.”

If you go

Pink With the Hives March 28 TD Garden100 Legends Way, Boston$40-$100, all ages, 800-745-3000www.ticketmaster.com

“In two years we will have been a bandlonger than the Ramones. That’sspectacular!”HOWLIN' PELLE ALMQVIST

Linda [email protected]

Quoted

Th

urs

day,

Ma

rch

14

, 2

01

317

metr

o b

ost

on

www.metro.us THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 201318 sports

3

Get PAID to help find a cure!

Participate in local clinical trials at www.ZipTrials.us

URGENT REBUTTAL NEEDEDWes Welker bolts to Denver Receiver was one of most productive players in NFL history

during time with Patriots Signing Danny Amendola a nice first step, but more is needed

When Tom Brady re-signed with the Pa-triots for a bargainbasement deal last

month, it was widely believedthat the team would turnaround and spend that extracash on a player who could ele-vate the team’s current statusas one of the handful of bestteams in the NFL to a surefireSuper Bowl favorite.

As of Wednesday night, thePatriots haven’t followedthrough on their end of theperceived bargain. That could

certainly still change at anyhour, but until that happensthe Patriots will rightfully beblasted in the media and byfans for letting the mostproductive receiver in the his-tory of the franchise bolt town.In case you haven’t heard, WesWelker agreed to a two-year,$12 million deal yesterday tojoin rival Peyton Manning andthe Broncos in Denver.

According to severalreports, Bill Belichick and thePats’ brass didn’t work all thathard to keep No. 83 inFoxboro. Albert Breer, of NFLNetwork, tweeted moments af-ter news of Welker’s departurebroke: “My understanding isthe Patriots’ final and only re-cent offer was $10M over twoyears with incentives. Didn’t

make a big effort to keep him.”Comcast New England’s

Tom E. Curran spoke withsomeone close to Tom Bradymoments after the news brokeand the source was “enraged”and used words such as“disgrace” and “disservice” re-garding the contract details.

For months, both the an-ti-Welker and pro-Welk-er camps had great talk-ing points throughout

this whole “keep-him,” “let-him-bolt” saga. Yes, he will be32 years old when the 2013season begins, and yes, in thePatriots’ two most recent play-off losses, Welker had hugedrops. Still, there has beennext to nothing to suggest thatWelker’s ungodly production

as the Pats’ slot receiver wouldcease over the next few years.Welker had been Brady’s secu-rity blanket since he was trad-ed to New England from theDolphins in 2007, and onecould easily make the case thatWelker was the best slot receiv-er in NFL history during histenure with the Pats. Therewere five seasons with morethan 110 catches here. No oth-er player in NFL history hasmore than two seasons withthat type of production.

But this whole contractthing with Welker wasnever really about pro-duction. He could have

caught 300 balls last seasonand things wouldn’t havechanged much from the Patri-

ots’ perspective. The bottom line is that they

don’t think Wes Welker isworth $12 million over twoyears. And, really, that shouldbe fine with everyone … onone condition:

Spend that extra cashyou’ve got laying aroundNOW. Not next summer whenBrady will be closing in on 37years of age. Not the summerafter, when he’ll be yet anoth-er year older. NOW, when theAFC is basically there for thetaking. NOW, when Brady isin the first year of this finaldeal. NOW, when RobGronkowski and Hernandezare entering their primes.NOW, when the defenseneeds multiple, heady veter-ans to reach that next level.

The Patriots can still figureout a way to be, above and be-yond, the Super Bowl favoritewhen camp begins in July. Butmake no mistake, for the Patri-ots’ front office it’s “show me”time. NOW.

Opinion

Matt [email protected]

In the news

Report: Patriotsagree to dealwith Amendola

The Patriots reachedan agreement withformer Rams slot re-ceiver Danny Amen-dola Wednesdaynight for a reporteddeal of $31 millionover five years,according to NFLNetwork. The dealaverages out to be$6.1 million per year.Wes Welker received$6 million per yearfrom the Broncos,according to reports.

Amendola hadhis best season withSt. Louis in 2010when he caught 85balls for 689 yardsand three touch-downs. The 27-year-old also posted1,618 yards in kickreturn yardage in2009 with St. Louis.

Bill Belichick, left, must act fact if he wants Patriots fans to forget about Wes Welker.

BOSTON GLOBE

IMPORTANT INFORMATION:All classified advertising is subject to the terms and conditions of the applicable Met-ro Classified rate card and to approval and acceptance at Metro U.S. option. Metro US reserves the right to edit, reject, cancel or reclassify an ad, and reserves the right to convert any classified advertising to alter-native formats for use and publication in other Metro U.S. publications. It is the ad-vertiser’s sole responsibility to check each ad the first day it is published. Metro U.S. assumes no responsibility for any reason, for any error or omission in any ad.

TO PLACE AN AD: 855-639-7270 CLASSIFED.METRO.US [email protected]

CLASSIFIED AD DEADLINE: 5PM TWO (2) BUSINESS DAYS BEFORE PUBLICATION

inprint

online&

Cash for Records

Wanted 33Lps & 45s

George 617-633-2682

TAX

PROBLEMS??!!

617-335-2988EX IRS Revenue Agent

CPA

www.davidrootcpa.com

$$ CA$H FA$T $$

500+ returning calls no sell-ing - my 1st 72 hrs I received

2k single mom Robin1-888-724-9324

Top $$ Paid ForGuitars

We buy ALL Musical Inst.Guitars, Saxes, etc.

We travel & PUCash on the spot!

617-594-3255

ALL CARS

WORTH CASH

$300 TO $5,000

617-678-6833

Top Cash paid

No Key...No Title...

No Problem

Free Towing

PathwayWellness Spa

33 Fayette St("Big Pink"

bldg.)Quincy, MA617-481-2569

The mostEXCITING

thing to do in themonth

of March?

MASSAGE, ofcourse!

DEEP TISSUEspecialists

2 NEW beautifulTherapists from China.

INTRODUCING FOREVERSUNDAY SPECIAL!!

$50.00 for 60 minutes.You are a stranger

here only once.Free on/off street parking.

Credit cards accepted."We feel your pain!"

DRIVERS

Part time driver with splitshift in Boston and Lowell

area(617) 923 - 1377

Single Family Home Locatedin Lowermills/Mattapan

$1700/month Readyto move in April 2013

781-975-0361 WandaHome is NOT Deleaded

Section 8 welcome

"Where’s theBeat

Entertainment"?Presents the first

"Boston Jerk /Culture

Food Festivalbeing held on

June 16th, 2013

Vendors, who are interestedfor more

information, please emailme at

[email protected] or

Contact

Cassandra at 857-249-2717

This event is powered by:

www.etopuponline.com

"Send a friend credit to theirphone in the Caribbean

Islands and give them thegift of Gab".

Supporting Operators:Lime, Digicel, Tigo, Claro,Orange, Viva, Movistar,

TSTT

Junk or

Repairable Cars

Wanted

$350 - $5500 & up

781-606-1271

Extra Cash paid for

Hondas, Toyotas, & Nissans

Any Location, Anytime

[email protected]

Top Cash For

Junk Cars

Running or Not

No Title NoProblem

$300 to $5,000

617-396-1571

Psychic Readingsby Jennifer617-756-6851

If you are troubled orconfused with life problems,

I can helpWhere others have failed

I can do Aura cleansing alsomind

And body spirits healingI will help you withmarriage, career

Sickness and problemsI have brought many people

togetherIn marriage issues

Call me NOWI am available for

appointments and Parties

Get up to

$1,000 cash

for your Junk car

pick up time.

Free towing,same

day pick up.

Call today!

508-697-1660

we buy and sellused vehicles

No Title ..No problem

Wellness Club Women and

Men welcome!!

Special:$85 1 hr Body+30mins reflexology Foot

$70 1 hr Body+ Shower$40 1hr reflexology foot

Enjoy Professional Brazil-ian,Asian, ,American Body-

work&massageTV and Parking available

Ph: 617-481-97272nd Floor, 278 Centre st,

Quincy, MA 02169

(Currently Hiring)

"Cash received

at pickup".

781-534-2118

Junk Cars, Trucks

and Wrecks

FREE "Towing"

Running or Not Working

Call for an Estimate

Vehicles Wanted

LegalNotices

Vehicles Wanted Health & Beauty

General Help Wanted

Musical Instruments

Social Announcements

Finance

Health & Beauty

Legal Services

Psychic


TO PLACE AN AD CALL 866-900-9473

OR VISIT US AT


OR VISIT US AT


O N L Y Y O U C A N P R E V E N T F O R E S T F I R E S .www.smokeybear.com

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Do you have a legal notice that you need to publish?Metro is a newspaper of record with the Suffolk Probate, Middlesex Probate and Land Court! Publishing your notices with Metro will satisfy your legal obligation and can save you money in the process!

Do you need to publish a notice for:

Contact the Metro today and find out how we can help while saving you money!

Herman Miles: 617-532-0105

Th

urs

day,

Ma

rch

14

, 2

01

320

metr

o b

ost

on

BAR IIIEDGY JEWELRYOnly at Macy's.Pyramid studs. $22.

WebID 739834.Crystal spike necklace. $42.

WebID 739838.

FREE SHIPPING AT MACYS.COM with $99 online purchase. No promo code needed; exclusions apply. Enter the WebID in the search box at MACYS.COM to order. MACY’S BY APPOINTMENT Contact Linda Lee & her personal shoppers for our free service. Make an appointment today. Call 1-800-343-0121 or log on to macys.com/mba Photo may be enlarged or enhanced to show detail. Advertised merchandise may not be carried at your local Macy’s & selection may vary by store. Prices & merchandise may differ on macys.com. 3020066

love it, want it, get it now

Documents

20130314_us_boston