Creative arts

Look at all that pretty money. Student council finally got it all divvied up appears on page four. If you think the picture is funny just try to pile 48 Sunday night. l7k back pile, of coins (each one representing $2000) shows quarters on top each other sometime. 3old figures are expense totals, brack- expenses while those in front are income. The complete federation budget eted figures are income. -Pete Wilkinson, the Chevron

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8: 36 UNIVERSITY OF WATER LOO, W&Moo, Ontario Friday, March 22, 1968

Prof claims distortions us WW discusses* Haggar by Cord\ staff special to the Chevron

44A d,istorted picture.,’ This is how Reverend Aarne Sflrala, theology

prof at Waterloo LutheranSeminary, described parts of the minutes of the faculty association,s last meeting.

*‘The quest for aca=demic freedom cannot be theoretical... it must be concrete.,,

d#Last year there was an earthquake in the a& ministration. This made us too cautious. We must stop it now.,, (Several top WLU administrators left the university last year, including ex-president Willi- am Villaume.)

The March fourth meeting discussed the report of the Canadian Association of University Teachers on the Dr. George Haggar case.

WLU,s refusal to renew Haggar,s contract as associate professor of political science created a c&roversy earlier this year.

The minutes of the faculty association meeting stated that Siirala did not believeHaggar,sacademic freedom had been violated. The minutes attributed Siirala with saying &‘Haggar had signed under the terms of academic freedom as Included in his con- tract.**

The Haggar case is an 44excommunication of the Canadian academic community,,, Siirala added. dThis is a crime from all points of view.,,

$#The faculty has tie final responsibility in in- cluding and excommunicating people. We have to ex- clude people at times,,, he said. 44As yet we have not established honest and proper procedures.,,

Siirala feels Haggar was avictim of circumstan- ces.

In a recent interview Siirala said 4%is is a distorted picture.‘,

“The image is wrong. My reasonwasalmostthe opposite. I was arguing not the question of Haggar,s freedom but that of everyone.,,

Siirala said at this time he was arguing from a -l(%tii~ti~ point of view. He said the principle is most important:

Discipline *‘There is probably a reasonable

number of marijuana smokers re- siding in the Viillage. Most users

probably go to afriend’spad down- town to smoke and don’t smoke in the Village.,*

muses problems

History prof Dr. David Carrigan, a member of the association, said the reasons given by Dr. Karl Aun for Haggar, s case were #4 disturbing.,, -

C-an cited two of A&s reasons for not recommending Haggar. One, he said, was parents, complalnts about Haggar. The other was Haggar% unknown whereabouts in the summer.

&‘These reasons are frightening and unreason- abe,,, Carrigan said. 44The WLU statement onaca- demic freedom and tenure is like a leftover from another erae,,

Provost Bill Scott explained&~ to the president% advisory corn- mitten on student discipline and undergraduate regulations meeting this yeek.

Another member of the dis- cipline committee suggested Vi& agers were sometimes expelled for drixMng under age. Chemistry prof John Capindale, a Village tu- tor, felt students could be expell- ed-quite justifiably-if their drinking leads toantisocial conduct and a lot of noise. .

However If the student is quiet and his problems are emotional the university would send him to cow selliq$ services. ”

44There would be no point in being vindictive and expelling him- AS far as I know, however, no onehas been expelled for any reason this

year.,, Capindale did not differentiate

between legal and underage drink- @.

***

The university,s proposed dis- @line structure is going to get a trial run.

An ad hoc five man university court was set up this week by the discipline committee. The body will decide what to do about a wo- man arts student accused of theft.

Mrs. Hildegard Marsden, dean of women, reviewed the case. The student had been fined $230 inKit- chener in January for shoplifting.

Marsden and Scott warned the student she was on probation, and

specifically, was not to spend any nights at the Village.

But Marsden learned the stud- ent had disobeyed. She later ad- mitted stealing a bottle of sherry from a Village room.

c4The student is a very accomp- lished liar? and slandered another student by accusing the other stu- dent of being the thief. The stud- ent has remained ,unperturbed and neither apologetic nor upset,,, said Marsden.

%he obviously needs help, so I have arranged for psychiatric treatment. However, I feel she must not be allowed to reregister next year.**

The court will consist of two students, two faculty members and a &x&man, probably from the fa- CultJL It will act mainly on the psych&&l&% report, specifically concerning 1963-69 readmittance to the university..

Yep, we’re gone. Peg did the packing and moving while we watched. The offices of the federationand the Chevron are open in the campus centre. No one knows what fate awaits old annex 1. -Pete Wilkinson, the Chevron

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al students were named colnmittee along with others like ttees at ti$ay?s Student the psychology chairman, arts

council meeting. dean, dean of women, village dons

Although the seven positions on and tutors and several other mem-

the Coundl of Students Affairs had be” of ‘he unfversityo been advertised ody one applia- Appointed to be student reps at tion, from Bill Sondgrass* engi- an execboard m@-ng later in the neering rep, was received. Coun- week were Geoff Guys math 2, and dl agreed X0 seat him as well as Kathy Dilts, an arts rep on coun- two other representatives. Ap- c& pointed were Snodgrass e suzi Ueberpnpath rep, and Ian l Coundl set up its own mm- X

Calvert executive’ officer. The n-&tee on representation to look

executive board wfflmakethe other into the problem of ensuring an The Aryan Affairs Commission will officially take the wraps off the ne-wx-campus center to- day at ]2;.30 noon. ,Various members of the hierarchy will be there to thrill the throngs.

four appointments. adqwte metid d 9ree*g But really it doesn’t mean anything: ’ all studenB,. The group will look

-Gary Robins, the Chevron , w WMCU is to be an advisory

body OQ @ides to Provost Wil- at methods used in other univer- Confractor. shell luboring, cfelivery soon .

liamScott. siti~, ficxential problems on this

. campus as small groups become e Yinother scoqk established larger in number and pol@ical as-

Despite actions of the arch-lethargic. Aryan

body is the ad. hoc Committee on pects of . the various .methods. Affairs Commission the campus center does not

The general opening will be announced by a spedal Chevron issue, conceived, labored at and weaned in the new offices.

. C0L.melling Services. ’ Set up to Chairing. the committee will be open for generti use.

l-n&e eapiris into tie need for Dave Cubberley, p,oli-sd 2$ an Paul Gerster, director of the new building, . Most &the quarter-million dollars worth of

c0m-g services for students arts rep. Other councillors ap says this will have to be delayed until the coffee- furniture has been put in place and the telephones

it will make recommendations to pointed were Stan Suds, of Reni- shop opens and most of the final minor touchups are being instalk&

the President% Council in this son and Richard Durrant of en- have been completed.

“This nrobably won’t be until area. Two students will be on the gineering. Apr&” he &&&de

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.competition from Waterloo Luthe- ran University for the sandbox politics trophy*

Last week, Lutheran% student coundl ruled its recent elec- dons invalid on a technicality.

At WLU, candidates must meet minimurn academic requirements to hold office or position. These requirements were recently re- vised and the elections were held under the new, more liberal, qualifications, But last week, student council found that it had not approved the new qualifications and called for new elections.

But the new elections will be held under the revised qualifi= cations. Council approved them at the same time a new election was called.

Chief electoral officer Dale Smith has resigned, calling the new elections unconstitutional. Acting under the constitution Smith

bd d-4 the elections valid. me &ef electoral officer has f-1 say in elections.

The new elections arebeingheld today under the same conditions as the last ones.

The new elections were pro, posed by defeated pr&dential an- didate Dave Walker. He has said he does not plan to run again.

The Lutheran student news- paper6 the Cord Weekly, critized , . the handling of the whole affair. - “Throughout th@ whole fiasco,

Roger Saunders has been smeared, counter-smeared9 and black- balled.”

The Cord denounced theactions of council and urged Sauders’ re- election.

Sanders was elected president in the voided elections and has . been considered one of WLU’s few activist students,represendng WLU at last ftil>‘s Canadian Union of Studem’ congress.

Library pro&es information mevie

Remember that, questionnaire ubrary mdterials , improving you didn’t fill out on library oper- ched+out Procedure%~tmg the ations? number of boks to be taken out at

one time .and providing better ex- ’

Mcmnnon of the library, if you .

had you would have voiced the usual complaints like those

Miss McKinnon considers the

who answered them. And in so response of 740 students helpful

doing you gave the staff someideas for the prepartion of a videotape

on how to improve the situation. to use for library orientation this fall. Some 50 students who said

Leading comment was dissatis- they’d like to learn more aboutthe faction with the number of books mrziry now will have their chance available. Other suggested limit- next Wednesday at 10 am in SS347.

library space to those using The m-g is open to ‘all.

Plan to &eep ta/&g cdl summef

The House of Debates, feelin flushed after talking their way to a budget boost, will host this year’s national fivs.

The Canadian Forensic Society has booked the ampus centre great hall for May 2425. ,

Teams competing will be McGill, the University of Manitoba and St.

Dunstan% University of Prince Edward Island.

Speaker Rick Powell of the House of debates said this week that they will attempt to keep the club alive during the sunxner.

‘we’ve got five -people coming back from work terms for thesun- mer and we. hope, they can carry the club.‘*

A subiiription fee h&ded in their annuaf.stgtdemi fees entitles U of W students to re&ve the Chevron by mail during ofkampus terms. Non-studerits: $4 anwa/fy. Authorized as secotid-

chs maif by the Post Office department, Ottawa, an&for payment of postage in iash. Send.address changes promptly to: The Chevron, University of Waterloo, Waterloo, .Ontario. , Y

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IVO summer iob yet? Lotsu luck by Pat McKee Chevron staff

According to those who should know, students will find it harder than ever to get a summer job this year.

A survey of Waterloo students showed many are planning to return to the jobs they had in previous years, while others will try new areas.

Girls are working in lodges, cmps and on playgrounds for very low salaries*

Male students seem to find it easier to get a job on construction

crews and in factories for rather gd wages. A large percentage

of students will end up accepting any job that they can get.

A Canada Manpower represenw tive, said the number of students looking for jobs is far greater than jobs available. Sheadd& that the General Motors strike has affected about 40 percent of the industries in Kiwhener. This ha? reduced employment because employers are hesitant to commit themsdves in hiring students.

Manpower does encourage stu- dents to apply at their offices.

Unhfersity gume: imifufing by Dale Martin Chevron staff

They’re forming another uni- versity not more than 200 yards fr0m the University of Waterloo.

Jim RobInson physics 3s is heading up a group of students from both local universities who want to form a Waterloo free uni- versity on the pattern of Toronto’s Rochdalee

Rochdale is an educational in- stitution rising out of Campus Co- op in Toron.toe Its aim is to pro- vide students with the environ- ment for disciplined self-&c+ tion. Students band together to study what they wish rather than having predetermined cla~se.~ and courses. Currently Rochdale has 160 members with 30 full time students*

Robinson9 wholives intheCo=op, says the local project would be primarily on a part-time basis@ He also says ‘bA teach-in on the university will Ix held in tie fall to coincide with the opening?

So far 20 people have paid a nonrefundable $5 tuition deposit hand have formed hemselves into a democratic bodya All polio ties are decided at general meetings.

The group had been calling themselves Rochdale at Wa terloos but ten days ago they decidti not to seek affiliation with thatschool.

The members also debated the amount tuition should be set at and struck a committee to study establishing a collegelibraryfrom tuition fees.

The group is seeking assistance from the Federation of Students. Board of publications chairman Geoff Moir was an observer at their first general meeting and said the federation is considering a similar program to operate out of the campus center. After the meeting chairman Moir said he was personally interested but the group should have more concrete proposals before approaching the federation.

The group is also in contact with the educational committee of WCRI+ the StudentChristianMove- merit p Students for a Democratic University9 and the workers Edu- cational Association of Canada.

Rockdcde The mini-college hopes tomove

into two of the buildings being erected by WCRI on Phillip Street and form a division of the co-op. Interested rnarried students could be put up in the new apartment buildings on Phillip street*

However$ it would not be com- pd.~cuy for members to live in those buildings.

One professor* Donald Gordon of political science, has already joined the group as a resource person. Other professors at both universities have been contacted and some rnay move into the resi- dences or apartmentsa

Although the organization has no name and no structure* its s@ing officers are Robinson* Charlotte von Bezold arts 2 and Bob Fisher grad math. Van Bezold says she joined the group because ‘bI was hoping to get some interesting course that I could& get at uni- versity.”

The body eventually hopes toget course credits from the local universitia.

Their applications will be held until they find a positione

A survey of various industries in the Kitchener-Waterloo area showed great decrease in posi- tions. The larger stores, such as Sirnpsons and Eaton’s, are hiring students from previous years and expect their summer staff to work part-time in tie fall., Thesmaller stores seem to have their summer

staff requirements filled already. The distillers* brewFries and

other beverage companies will be hiring more male students this summer. They are accepting ap- plications at this time but arestill uncertain as to how many positions will be available.

Packing and shipping factories have been swamped with applim cations since January. Like the

Former presidents never die-they just become cub reporters.

7n -- fxec hopes YU perceni sign petition

storess they hire mainly old staff. Some mat packing firms are not accepting appliations until stu- dents are available for worka Sch. neider’s Meats have had their positions filled since last month.

Construction companies are un- able to say whether they will be hiring or not. Their business depends chiefly on the weather conditions.

Few jobs are available at the university, according to Arthur Taylor of personnel. The only positions open are in the phys&al plant and planning department for ground worke There will be about 20 men hired.

III contrast to this situation, jobs for co-op students are increasing. There is a 13 percent increase in companies requiring co-op stu- , dents for the spring term as for the winter term@

Albert Barber, director of CX+ ordination and placement at Water- loo says that he expects to place close to 106 percent of the co-op students. He attributed the short- age of summer hirings to aut- mation+ lack of a free moving cash market and the cessation of Cen- tennial projects.

In Ottawa* manpower minister Marchand told the Commons that they will try to find as many jobs as possible for university students this summer.

A home uway from l7ome

So you’removingoutof thedamp* dingyv dirty room.

So you’re getting away from that ‘*achtung** landlord.

Why not let some summer sucker--er, student--occupy that lumpy mattress* listen to that drippy faucet and assor&d plumb- ing music?

Give housing services a call at local 2586 and let Edith know your present address.

by Ken Fraser Chevron staff

First itean on the agenda: throw out the Chevron. But the Grad Society council de- feated the motion and the Chevron stayed.

Heading the agenda for the meeting were the latest developments in the Grad&c drive to obtain control over the activity fees of graduate students.

Several members of the council said many Grad students would not support the petition Eeing passed around if the money was to go to the Grad House.

GradSoc president Brad Munro explained the graduate position that the Grad House wasn’t the ultimate goal of the Grad Society*

‘We’ve been wanting to make this kind of move since the formation of the Grad Society,” said Mum-o.

The grad executive felt they would get about 70 percent or more of the grads to sign the petition. It requests the adr-ninistration to turn over the activity fees of grad students to the Grad Society.

Other members claimed that due to dif- ficulty in getting some signatures* thepetition probably represented 95 percent of thegrads.

Federation president Brian Iler was at- tending the meeting and he gave his opinion.

‘bThe petition and the questionaire will give your stand a lot of weight. pey impressed on me the importance of this problem.”

Iler and Munro were asked how they viewed the petition.

Iler said* bbI lak on the petition as a pressure move to emphasize to the federa- tion the importance of this issue.”

Munro replied, bbIt is a mandate for us to go directly to the administration and ask for the activity fee. If the Federation makes an equivalent offer there would be no need but if not* we must go to the administration.”

Most other members agreed that the peti- tion must be presented to the administration.

Grad rep to student council Richard Kinler cautioned the meeting that if the peti- tion is presented and the adrninistration says ‘no’ then the only option left would beto refuse

to pay the fee. And this, he pointed OLZ, would involved educating a lot of people.

He suggatd trying to negcXiateanagree= ment with the federation before presenting the petition. It would be unwise, he warned, to force the administration to choose between the federation and the GradSoc

Iler agreed that means must be found to support an autonomous Grad Society within the federation. He remarked U-m the gradu-’ ate proposal to control their own fee would create chaotic budgeting conditions.

Iler pointed outfederationprograms bene- fit all students and he went through the faeration budget item by items pointing out it would be impossible to determine exactly the value of these items to grad students.

The GradSoc council finally passed a motion to continue negotiations with thefedera- tion but to present the petition to the admini- stration in six weeks or sooner ifitfelt further talks were of no usem

At this point the meeting went into com- mittee to discuss strategy and the Chevron was excluded.

ate. First summer issue is May 10. *Mak

Friday, March 22, 7968 (8:36) 555 3

REVENUE TO THE FEDERATION STUDENT FEES

arts ’ engineering

$ 33$792 29*722

architecture 726 graduate 13*886 math-regular 178644 math-co-op IO*527 phys-ed 3$861 scienc*regular 13,816

co-op them 2*024 co-op physics 1*540 optometry 2J78

TOTAL FEES $129$716 REVENUE FROM SUBSIDIARY ORGANIZATIONS:

Campus and activities and events $ 85#490 campus Shop 358000 C restive arts prog. 9,275 publications* sales

and advertising 37*800 miscellaneous 200

Surplus from 1967-68 4,03 5 alIocation from May 1969 fees 6$539

TOTAL SUB. FEES $178#339 TOTAL FEDERATION REVENUE: $308,055

EXPENDITURE BY THE FEDE& ATION

administrative and general $ 39,050

board of student act. 96#470 board of external rel. lo*650 creative arts board , 34#83 5 board of pubIications 76,650 campus shop \ 358000 Canadian Union of Stud. 5$000 Ont. Union of Students 1,700 charities, gifts* honor-

aria, donations 450 Graduate House 850 quality of education 6,000 communications ls200 exec. member &aries 200

TCTAL FEDERATION EXPENDITURE $308#055

BREAKDOWN

1) ADMINISTRATIVE AND GE& ERAL

TOTAL EXPENSES $ 39*050 ADMINISTRATIVE INCOME

office service and misc. ZOO TCTAL SUBSIDY $ 38#850

CUS national seminar 900 Ontario Union of Stud-

ents autumn conference. 100 OUS annual conference 100 Canadian University Ser-

vices Overseas Conf. 50 Onkario Union of Stud.

summer meetings 50 World University Services

s nationaI assembly 250 Special conferencei

and seminars 1*200 TCTAL $ 4*350

2) BOARD OF STUDENT ACTIVI- TIES

income expf3nses PRCGRAMS

Orientation d 68 $30$400 $30*000 Homecoming 16#300 16$000 WinterIand 17,300 17#000 Summer weekend 3*490 4#390 Grad ball 18,000 18$000 ENTERTAINMENT CC-CRDINA-

TOR’S SALARY 1,225 COMMITTEES Record selection 700 Clubs and organizations 4750 SUBSIDIES

FIying club 1*400 House of debates 2#355 Renison forum l 250 Board advertising zoo Chairman% salary ‘ 200

TOI’AL INCOME BSA $85#490

TCTAL EXPENSES BSA 96#470

SUBSIDY lo*980 3) BOARD OF EXTERNAL RELA- TIONS expenses

Canadian Union of Stud. national conference $ 900

INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS COMMISSION’ ’ . .

A meeting of all organisations under the international affairs commission will be held Thursday at 3 in the board of external relations off ice (now in the campus center).

Would these organisations please send representatives IDEA, CUSO, CIASP, WUSC, Political-Science Union. Any other organisations concerned with international affairs are also invited.

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS COMMIS- SION

Highschool project la000 Wiional programs SUP-

port and International Solidarity Fund 800

Speakers: fees and honoraria 300

programs and cornmu+ ’ ity action projects 400

HONORARIA iii programs and commun-

ity action projects 400 research and study 100 Indian committee cam-

pus projects 200 weekend seminar series 450 OUS projects 100

TCTAL $ 3*350 INFORMATION, SERVICES AND

REPRESENTATION C OMMIS- SION

TCTAL 757 INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS

COMMISSION Canadian university

services overseas 75 World University Ser-

vices of Canada 200 Conference on Inter-

American Student Projects ’ 250

BOARD OF EXTERNAL RELATIONS, FEDERATION OF STUDENTS

Applications Are Now Being Received

For the position of

Communications Commissioner for the Federation of Students

. University of Waterloo

The Communications Commissioner will be responsible.fof the co-ordination of S!udent Council public relations media (such as the Council News and Council Forums), and a study of methods of communication on campus. ,

PLEASE SUBMIT WRITTEN APPLICATIONS TO BRIAN ILER PRESIDENT, FEDERATION OF STUDENTS

Application deadline Fri. March 29, ‘l968

Crossroads Africa including grants 650

programs 600 TCTAL $ ls775

BOARD CH AIRMAN% SALARY 200 BOARD EXPENSES AND

,TR.AVEL 400

TOTAL EXPENSES $ lo*650

4) CREATIVE ARTS BOARD income expenses

SPECIAL EVENTS $ 11#800 SUNDAY SERIES l*OOO LECTURE SERIES 3*200 ART 3*550 ARTS FESTIVAL 38000 FILM SERIES 2,060 INCOME I#900 TOTAL SUBSIDY 160 NOON FILMS 150 D-MA 4,100 INCOME 2,500 TCTAL SUBSIDY 1$600

MUSIC 2,815 DANCE 210 FOLK SONG 150 INCOME 150 TOTAL SUBSIDY CONFERENCES 300 ADVERTISING CHAIRMAN% SALARY

la500 200

PRODUCTION 800 TOTAL EXPENSES $ 34,835 TCTAL INCOME 9,27 5

TOI’AL SUBSIDY 25#560 5) BOARD OF PUBLICATIONS

Income expenses CHEVRON $21*300 48,900

Liontayles 1,750 Compendium 15$000 15*000 Board advertising 100 Ad brochures 200 Handbooks l$OOO 28000 Compendium photo

suppIies I$200 Board capital l*OOO Photo capital 18300 Directory 500 5,000 Chairman% salary 206

TOTAL EXPENSES 76,650 TCTAL INCOME 37#800

TCTAL SUBSIDY 38*850

CHEVRON BREAKDOWN: printing (664 pages) 37*000 Canadian University

Press membership 805 CUP conference pool 100

PRODUCTION CCSTS distribution 400 n=uz 19200 telecommunications

ww 400 telex ~installing~ rental) 750 conference attendance 13150 &we1 and expenses pool 800 research and Iibrary 300 misceIIaneous suppIies 145

SALARIES AND HONORARIA editor 3*150 ad manager 100 bound volumes

(67-68, 6-9) 400 Chevron staff - 300 capitaI suppIies 700 photo suppIies 1#200

TCTAL EXPENSES TOTAL INCOME

$488900

TCTAL SUBSIDY 21*300 27,600

6) CAMPUS SHOP $ 35#000 INCOME 358000

SUBSIDY

7) GRADUATE HOUSE EXPENSES TCTAL EXPENSES 850

8) QUALITY OF EDUCATION TEACH-m TCTAL EXPENSES OTHER PRCGRAMS

4$000

CHAIRMAN% SALARY 2$000 -

200 TOTAL EXPENSES 6$200

COMMUNICATIONS EXPENSES TOTAL 1*200

EDUCATION IN SOCIETY RtiEl’ORK vs ‘REALITY’ CUS NATBONAL SEMiBNAR

Rhetoric - “broadening horizons while searching for truth a- midst a community OS Scholars.”

versus -

Reality -. “degree-mill institutions which serve the vocational and manpower needs of the societym”

*What forces are at work to shape our educational system and how can they be effectively challenged? \ *What can the Canadian student community to do institute reform and/or create alternatives?

*These questions shape the direction of the Eleventh ClJS Seminar. We need your participation.

. May 19 to May 28, 1968 University of Manitoba-Winnipkg, Manitoba

INTERESTED? DROP INTO THE .FEDERATlON OF STUDENTS OFFICES IN THE CAMPUS CENTRE FOR FURTHUR DETAILS AND APPLICATION FORMS

Board of External Relations, Federation of Students

4 556 The CHEVRON

UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO TRAFFIC AND PARKING REGULATIONS

The President’s Advisory Committee on Student Discipline and University Regulations is currently working toward drafting proposed revisions to the university’s motor-vehicle policy (policy no. 126, dated February 23, 1966). A revision to the policy was published in the Gazette and the Chevron of January 12, 1968.

Until these recommendations are accepted and approved, all members of the university community are reminded that the regulations in the motor-vehicle policy as amended on January 12, 1968 are in full effect.

The present regulations specify the following practices as violations for which operators and decal holders will be fined:

1. Operating a vehicle without a driver’s licence or without the vehicle having pubiic- liability and property-damage insurance, or without proof of motor-vehicle registration. 2. Failure to register with the Security Office a vehicle being operated on campus. 3, The operationof a vehicle on university property by faculty or staff or students without a valid University of Waterloo decal, properly attached. 4* Exceeding the posted limits and in any case exceeding 20 mph 5. Parking in other than an assigned area. 6. Parking in the roadway within any parking area. 7. Parking in other than proper rows within any parking area, S. Reckless driving. 9. Failure to observe statutory traffic safety rules. 10. Operating or parking vehicle in prohibited areas, such as grassed areas, loading zones, reserved parking, visitors’ parking, crosswalks, sidewalks, entrances, roadways, driveways. Il. .Curb parking

The full and continuing co-operation of all faculty, staff and students in adhering to these regulations is particularly urgent in order to provide traffic control and maintain freedom of access to buildings, and as far as possible, make the campus safe for pedestrians and drivers.

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LOCATION - Student Federation Building’ HOURS - 12:45 to 4:SO p.m. daily Monday to- Friday

NOTICE -Students, do you have used books for sale in the Campus Shop?

The deadline for picking up and checking on used books will be

30 VVould you please come into the Campus Shop anytime from 1245 noon to 4:30 pm Monday to Friday.

by Doug Yonson Chevron staff

The faculty is being naughty againe This time they aren’t pay- ing their parking fines.

“The faculty and staff have a problem in paying their fines,ss

said Al Romenco director of secwity, at the discipline com- mittee Tuesday.

Between September and Feb- ruary a total of 1061 ~i~latim~

were recorded. CiWtfons were sent out by the university busi- ness office at the end ofFebruary. By I’uesday, a total of only 177 had been paid.

‘Ihe thinking behind the faculty disregard was explained by them- istry prof John Capindale, amem- lxx= of the faculty committee which wrote the original parking report.

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“There is no justification for the parking fees, and if the admn-ns- tration revokes the fee, it wU amount to admitting the fees were unfair and ought not to have been imposed.

“Some faculty members, ex- pecting the fee to be only tempo- rary, feel that there is no reason to pay any fines that r-nay have resulted.ss ,

Provost William Scott, outlined the present unofficial procedure in collecting fines. “After a rea- sonable time, a letter is sentfrom the business office that the cita- tion is unpaid, the amount, and requesting payment.

“If no aktion is taken then, and the offender is astudent, asecond letter is sent that the registrar’s office will suspend the student’s academic records until the matter is rectified,, A letter from the registrar to the same effect might also be mailed.‘*

Rome& added, “The second letter sent out to faculty and staff threatens to take away parking privileges if the fine is not paid within a week% and says thematter is being referred to the security department.

“Security is only called tit0 a student case if a dispute arises.”

A- problem arose, said Scott, when the faculty letter was a&- dentally sent to students* SO that the warning was ineffective.

This red tape would appear to make collecting a fine rather ex- pensive, compared to the size of the fine itseu (an average of $4.) Romenco said if the owner of the car is not known, “a time-con- suming and ,expensive procedure” is fdhwxl to identify the owner.

Ken Fearnell of the business office was non-committal on how efficient the fee collection is.

“The fin= are being paid, and any problems are being referred to the security department,*’ he said.

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c6Athletes may do more than writers to produce cohesiveness at the University of Waterloo* ‘*

DQ these sound like the words of a football star arguing for athletic scholarships ?

Or perhaps a member of the physical - education department asking for better athletic faci- lities ?

YourYe wrong, Virginia. These are the words of U of

W’s former writer-in-residence, E arle Birneye

As he was packing up last week, Birney reflected on his contri bution to the ampus.

“I don’t know; maybe I have& made a dint at all?

Birney found the lack of co- hesiveness at Waterloo one of the biggest drawbacks to his work here*

Y3q$neers, artsmen and the like seem to form their ownmole- CL&S on this campus*” he said*

He noticed a similar ‘lack of cross-pollination between pro- f essors.*’

This he attributed to the lack of buildings where students and pro-

Poet heacfs for Ccdifornh

Birney: A 8

Birney was disappointed at Waterloo because the various faculties are like individual mole- cules with very little interaction between them -Gary Robins, the Chevron

yew in fessors from different disciplines could mingle.

Preparing to leave, Birney rem- embered his early impressions uf the ampus.

“I first visited the campus in surnrnertirne~ I was very impres- sed by the grass and thesunshine,” said the native of foggy Vancouver.

“I imagined giving poetry read- ings in the country.”

“I did& count on these out- rageous Ontario wintersS” he Iaughed. .

“What brought Birney to cold W aterloo ?

“I liked the money Iwas offered. “Patrick Watson was here$” he

added. “From what I’d heard of Waterloo, I’d formed the image of a lively faculty.

“I was somewhat disappointed* however,” continued Birney. 6YIhe faculty just doesn’t have the phy- sical facilities which allow for lively interaction.

Birney found being an ar tsman on a largely engineering-oriented campus somewhat disconcerting at first.

%/hen I*d give a reading, I was disappointed at the turnout. I forgot that U of W has fewer artsmen than many much smaller

retrospect words turn about my bright rock*’ were each written on a disc which were then suspended ti the form of a mobile.

Birney considers these poems in keeping with the visual impact of television noting the impact of film as a creative medium.

He does not fe& however, that the filmmaker is usurping the writer’s place as a creativeper- son*

“The writer is necessary still-- he trippers the imagination of the filmmaker” he explained.

Where does Birney go from here?

First he will be a regents pro- fessor at the University of Cali- fornia.

From there he heads for a tour of Australia and New Zaland to try creating an interest in Cana- dian poetry.

Finally, he hopes to catch up on some of his writing.

What influence has Earle Bir- ney had on the University of Waterloo?

Maybe he has& made a dint* But then3 maybe one of the stu-

dents who brought his first poetry to Birney for advice and criticism will become a well-known poet*

Who knows ? campuses?

Gradually* he noticed aninterest in the arts at Waterloo.

“Much of the writing in Lion- tayles originated in my creative writing courses,** he said*

‘Yn my courses I try to show what’s actually going on now in the field in literature@ Via t*s what% missing in most college tours a.”

Birney has done some writing while on campus. He is experi- menting with inter-media poetry.

This type of poetry is meant not only to be read but to be looked at as well.

He has considered writingpoems on statues and paintings. Birney displayed one of his own poetry- mobiles, calling it a “real swing- ing peel-r?.

The words “Like an eddy8 your ‘<I didn’t count on these outrageous Ontario win terse ” Birney displays one of his new inter-media poetry mobiles.

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Art and the Pepsi generation is the ba way to summarize the four-day festival to be staged heie the first week in October.

Tenmtive pl+ns include a pain+ in, underground films, an art auc- tion, folk workshops and a perma- nent floating sculpture.

The Arts Festival committee, which is arranging this panorama, consists of both faculty and students and has been meeting since the middle of last term. Although some of the engagements have not yet been finalized the weekend is shaping up as the biggest event on ampus for the fall.

There has beenquite adeparture from the format of last year, which featured classical music and con- ventional art. However the quality has not diminished.

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New forms of light and music arrangements are being investi- gated and a mixed-media night is planned., This will include music from all fields--dance, country and western, blues, folk, ethnic and classical--and will be featured in the colleges, campus enter8 food services and Village simul- Uneously.

Films will be shown outdoors and there is the possibility of a- combination drama and film some- what akin to ‘Eterna magica’ of Expo fame. It is hoped this will be porduced completely be university students and faculty.

Art will not be ignored. Student creations will be auctioned off on one afternoon. There also will be a paint-in featuring a noted artist as coordinator.

Perhaps the most ambitious

scheme is t.he sculpture. If things go according to expecta- tions, a kinetic sculpture incori . porating the latat principles of sound, lighting and mobility will be mnsmrcted on a body of water. The most likely site would be the new pond in front of the new health services building.

Although the planning and initial preparation will be done by a group of four artists, the final assem- blage will re+ire the aid of stu- dents. The permanent nature of the sculpture is intriguing.

The key word for theentirepre gram (which ‘also includes a formal debate,lecturessdrama and a folk concert) is participation. In fact you should start creating now so that you will have some masterpieces to put. for auction that week.

3% A Crowd: Christopher’s movie matinee. RCA Vic tot-/Dunhill DS-50030. Produced and directed by Mama Cass Elliot and Steve Barri.

perfor-rice: vital recording: excellent stereo quality: very good

Here is an album for anyonewho doubts the quality of Canadian talent. 3’s A Crowd (all six of them) were voted top Canadian folk group (over Ian & Sylvia and the Travellers) in RPM ‘s 1968 music poll. In ‘Chris topher’s movie matinee’ they show you why.

If you must categorize them, call them folk-rock, but in any case, call them talented: beautiful vocalizing characterizes the al- burn, with just the right blend of instrumental background,,

Their music ranges from the haunting ‘The way ihe smiles’ to the bouncy, jug-band sound of ‘Don’t mess up a good thing/ Bring it with you when you come’, to a memorable new arrangement

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‘Another typically- bleah album’. At least &at% what I though when I bought ‘The first edition’. But after donning my stereo head- phone (standard reviewer equip- ment), I’m conceding that we’ve

got another excellent vocal group on our ears.

Besides ‘Just dropped in (to see what condition my condition was in)‘, you’ll hear a bluesy ‘I found a reason, a Turtles-type Vwishes were horses’, and a Dionne War- with type ‘I get a funny feeling, not to mention seven other folk, countrya rock and what-have-you styled cuts.

Backed by strong bass* drums, lead and ihythm guitars, the music often takes on Mamas and Papas style, especially in the sophistica& four-part harmo- Ilie. Perhaps this is because all members of the group are ex- New C&risty Minstrels. Perhaps it’s Thelma.

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Chevron staff TORONTO-- ‘ehur chill moves

in strange ways, his wonders to perform.”

‘II-& is what Rolf Hochhuth thi&& of Winston Churchill in ‘The sold- iers ‘a currently playing its Engo lish-language premier at theRoyal Alex. In the play, the author ac= cuses Churchill of boding de- fenseless German families, plot- ting the murder of General Sik- orski (the Polish head of state in exile) and encouraging the bombing of London.

Ho&n& with the help of good

m&eup and the fine acting of John Colicos, has succeeded in recrating Winston Churchill.

With the exception of the begin- ning of the first act (which is generally slow to capture the audience), Churchill appears as the image he has left us.

The biting wit characteristic of Churchill is so much a part of the play that it is impossible to tell what lines are Hwhhuth’s and which are actually Churchill’s.

As for the accusations, Hoch- huth excuses the last two, in the personage of Dorland (everyman), as c&e to the higher purposes of Churchill. Yet he does not let

the same sort ofargumemwinwith the first accusation--a b& of in- consistency.

Although Hochhuth’s accusa- tions will draw much contra- versy and his arguments for and against justifications need much moral consideration* this is with- out a doubt a very well-written drama and the play outside - the play clearly shows us Hoch- huth’s exalted opinion ofchurch- ill.

With the presentation of ‘The soldiers’, Theater Toronto earns the right to recur as a major event in the Toronto drama world.

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by Archie Bolsen Chevron staff

Raember when Maclean’S magazine rated the universities across Canada and put Waterlooin the number 18 slot? Well* they said they were basing their rank- ings on “academic meritsa extra- curricular moods and those off- campus classrooms, the student pubs?

If this istrue, thenUofW would not even have been as high as l8th were it not for its relaa tive wealth of draft facilities. We got *an thick and fast.

Pub night no longer isthee~clu- sive property of Thursdays. It can occur almost any night there*re enough students around to form two teams for a game of shuffleboarde

By this late inthe school year everyone’s who’s going to drink has drunk already* probably at a variety of places. Following a long season of catering to studentss each pub certainly must have dev- eloped its own style with regard to them. With an eye to catching this individual flavor and charace terizing it* we dispatched a team of field workers to various local and nearby drinking houses and to some farther afield.

Their verdict: For generalall- round drinkingatmospherein town, you can’t beat the City Hotel. The Waterloo Hotel, chosen by Mac- lean’s as the main pub here, was found to be overrated, dingy and* if anything a Lutheran hangout.

What will surprise most people is that the Kent Hotel, long since having shaken the effects of a stum dent riot several ywrs ago, is more than capable of coming up with a plasing pause that re- freshes.

It should be mentioned that in the survey only men’s rooms were frequented. Ibis can only be

justified by the fact that boozing guys outnumber imbibing gals by a ton around here. Besides when you*ve been in one ladies and escorts room* you9ve been in ‘em dl.

With a resume of their features and in order of rank, here are the local pubs:

CITY Bright 9 bustling atmoshere. Quite good service considering

it is usually quite busy. Waiters generally expect tip. Has banked shuffleboard, TV. Meet lots of buddies there. Ernie and Ta handling the taps solid gt.1~~3. On, Thursdays9 Fridays and Saturdays can hear C and W sounds drift in from escorts room. Not that many WUCers. Best in town.

KENT Friendly atmosphere although

as many students. Excellent ser- vice from friendly waiters who don2 expect tips. Have two shuf- fleboards. (Sidelight: best place in town to watch Grey Cup game in color, in smaller attached room.) Underrated9 but goodspot for a change.

WATERLOO Dull and somewhat cramped at-

mosphere. Poorest service a- round, even when not too crowded. Not bad when student-waiters working, but they usually get the older-gents section. Has TV* straight shuffleboard. Too many Chicken Hawks to enjoy drinking. Just plain simply overrated.

MAYFAIR (Kitchener) Casual atmosphere. Not too

crowded when vtiited inmid-week, and few students. Good service with tip not expected, but brew be- low the line. Not really recom- mended on a regular basis.

(Incidentally the line is slowly becoming a thing of the past as

If Waterloo students studied as seriously as they play shuffleboard, there would undoubtedly be a lot of Rhodes zcholars here, These slackers are taking their shots at the board in the City Hotel, rated by a special Chevron team as the best pub in town. -Alex Smith the Chevron

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pubs are switching to all Shapes of glasses).

To break the monotony for the drinker who desires a pub farther afield, we sugget a visit to the smaller communities near the

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Bud chss~c given new look when done in stdent style

Twin Cities. The country houses looks like relic from ancient past, there get their fair share of yellow- he’s so old. One and only waiter jackets* so here’s the rundown of slower than first-year exam re- the main ones: subs. Good for one-time yuk but

ST. JACOBS that% it. Fairly bright, clean surround- * * *

Shakespeare9s ‘Romeo and Ju- liet’ performed in the theater March 28 and 30 is unusual. Its cast was chosen before the play was selectede

The play is being presented by the members of English 225 and 325 classes and in&da some of the campus9 best talent, with Jerry Parowinchak as Romeo, Sas- kia Tuyn as Juliet, and Paul- Emtie-F rappier as Capulet.

Director David Hedges admits in the beginning a serious draw- back, from the audience point of view, was that Michigan State University had alreadyperformed ‘Romeo and Juliet9.

He considered choosing another play but decided the classes should not be limited by Michigan State% performance. “‘Ihe To- ronto Symphony Orchestra is playing Beethoven’s Fifth-why? The New York Phillharmonic per- formed it here last week.9’

Hedges is well versed inShak=- peare*s works and feels the bard provides “a basic training ground for actors.

“There is more of Shakespear done on the stage than any other playwright and yet he requires more special skills andknow- ledge.99

Hedges is confident the univer- si@s production of Romeo and Juliet will be different* if not better, than MichiganState9s. ‘!We try harder99 seems to be themotto

of the student actors who have been influenced only by the nega- tive aspects of the Americans9 performance. “I don9t want to be aught doing what so-and-so did, because that was poorly done.*9

The students have studied their roles well and were able to react strongly to the Romeo and Juliet seen in January* noting the mis- reading of lines and-the reading of lines without understanding their meaning.

According to Hedges 9 the stu- dents “should find it challenging to compare what they are doing with the previous Romeo and Ju-

Rehearsals have been held only in class time and have not de- manded the intensive rehearsal schedule of most productions.

Nevertheless the students are enthusiastic about the play. Des- Pite their small budget9 they have overcome financial obstacles and plan a rousing version of Ro- meo and Juliet.

Tickets for Romeo and Juliet may be purchased at the theater box-office. Admission is $1,5Q# for students. Romeo and Juliet will be performed Thursday and Saturday, March 28 and 39, at 8:30.

liet. “A marvel of a piece of lite=

rature is its ambiguity--one reads Spehnk iz plivn

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the play and decides for himself w;fh th;s bv& what the meaning is. I like to leave the interpretation as nearly open as possible when we perform the play, without taking any parti- cular point of view. Let *s leave it as ambiguous as Shakespeare did and let the audience decide. A rich pice of literature has many possibilitia and a narrow point of view is automatically limiting.99

Iv yur lyk mi and cannt spel gud yu canne yus this dicksionery. It haz wurdz lisded H there in- korecked spelink zuch az: nae monia, osheanograph& parrobder, reppakushin and fosforescence.

Ad the ent ov eech sexion ther iz a lizt ov zownt alyk wurdz. Al misspelinkz ar liggitematewordzz frum ezzayz, eggzamzandoedsced- era.

The entire production of Romeo ti Jttliet will be designed and supervised by Mita Hedges* dir- ector of last mon&h9s Royal Hunt of the SM.

‘Ihe members of the twoEnglish classes are involved in allaspects of the production, including the preparation of props and publicity.

Id iz allzo w reckomented fur uzzin9 fur plaiin9 wurd gamz.

PEAT WILKENZUN

ings. Excel&t service since they try to please students. Has shuf- fleboard, color TV, dart room (no beer allowed).

Getthis: stillonlyl5centsa glass* Weekend C and W enter- tainment in femrnes room filters over. Favorite out-of-town spot and deservedly so.

PETERSBURG (Blue Moon) Good atmosphere plus friendly

waiters. Has color TV, straight shuffleboard. Can have suds out of pour-your-own pitche.rs. More popular with campus crowd after engineering car rally ended there. Checked ID on our visit. Cant Il3lss spot.

BRESLAU Clean, modern atmosphere and

friendly service. Has TV, pit- chers. Offers two fine steak dinners on one-cent-sale basis Mondays. Not too many students. Worth the drive at 1-t once a term.

L&AND (Bridgeport) Not a good student amosphere

(dank forget this is the men9s room we9re talking about). Has TV 9 pitchers. Rougher type crowd drinks here. Actually caters to the true drunks. Good waiters any- way. You can have i&

HEIDEBERG Dingy atmosphere. Checked ID

thouroughly. SI who ares if does have TV, it’s still not highly recommended.

ST. AGATHA Older-type country atmosphere.

Appars to be a converted living room. Reqwted ID, mPn=

It’s perhaps wise to mention some other pubs around southern Ontario since they get to serve so many of our boys during out-of- town hockey games and work term.

FISHER9S ROYAL (Guelph) Pressed-for-space, somewhat

noisy, darkened# student-domi- nated atmosphere. Outstanding service from Jack and Harold. Look them up. They sit with you when not busy. Has threeshuffle- boards--banked, straight and V- style. Tops in Guelph despite Maclean’s claim that Wellington Hotel is.

PLACE PIGALLE (Toronto) Students only, it seems, in this

rowdy carpeted mecca of a pub. Can order a pizza from waiter. A must when Warriors play in Toronto.

CPR HOTEL (London) Never got a chance to test the

Ceeps’ brew as accompanying broad got the under-21 special: the heave-ho. Checking for proof was a recat Lutheran grad. So that’s what WUC grads are good for ¶

Incidentally students prefer ale to lager by a wide margin. In fact, Fisher9s serves only ale figuring it’s not worth the ex- pense of keeping lager on tap. .

And, oh yes. The pubs expect to lose a certain number of draft @asses and even pitchers through theft ea& week/

As if you needed any more im- petus to go drinking.

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AIcohoI’s fnj ucid’s out

Among the thousands of drugs that exist in man% grasp are a special few that have been favored fo2 theirparticu- ’ lar trait.

The three most widely used today - are, without doubt coffee* tobacco and ’ alcohol. Each has been tried by nearly everyone who has grownup in~~civilizecl~ society.

Coffee was favorite of East African tribes before Arab traders. spread it throughout the -Mediterranean region. By the 1670s coffee houses had grown in Paris, London and Berlin. From northern Europe. it spread to. the New World by way of #he ex@Mersand ad- venturers who kisscrossed. the Atlan- tic. . . ‘.

In return for coffee North America gave up its qclusive rights to tobacco. The first & the later European explor+ ersa Columbus, reportedseeing Indians smoking rolled lea*s. The Indianshow- ever used tobacco.for medicinalpurpos- es not for enjoyment. In Europe tie leaf caught similarity for medicinal purpo+ es. About 1600 it became the rage of all levels of society. Entire plantations and

settlements in the New World were de- voted to tobacco growing in order to supply Europ@ s demand.

Alcohol participated in no such gee- graphical exchange as did tobacco and coffee. Several areas of separate de- velopment have been reported.

Indian tribes in South America brew- ed a starch&saliva mixture to get alco- hol. Mesopotamian writings as well as Egyptian and biblica4 mention various forms of beer and wine.

Yet the real credit for a &Ymg al- cohol must go to. an Arabian .alchemist Jabir ibn Hayyan who formalized the pro- ‘cess in 800 AD.

Use of these three drugs, no matter how narcotic or addictive, has beencon- doned and accepted by ecivilizedg society for over two hundreds years.

Other drugs, some less addictive than the. above three* remain outside sociew s acceptance.

Of these, marijuana and its deriva- tives, and LSD* are much less addictive physically than either caffeine, nicotine or alcohol.

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Lord Shiva% Dream. I had been thinking about taking acid

for awhile, after reading extensively on the subject and hearing things from my friends, I finally had the opportunity to take some last January.

I ingested what was estimated to be 500 micrograms* which was supposed to be sufficient. I found that it was more than enough because for the next 16 hours9 I was drifting through aworld that was at times intensly beautiful and at others terrifying and nightmarish.

It did not begin badly* Afteran hour or so. I noticed the room was covered with bright yellow spots that pulsed and floated like soap bubbles. My friends began to talk to me but I couldn? under- stand them because their voices sounded like a 45 R.P.M. record playing alterna- tely at 33 l/3 and 78 R.P.M. All objects in the room began to glow with their own inner light or fire. The right angles in s the room were distorted-like looking into a mirror in a fun house and seeing the reflection of the place behind you* Also it appeared that the walls were melting like wax or tallow. I felt that I was about 40 feet tall and my legs and feet just were floating above the floor* I ran my tongue along the edge of my teeth

and they felt like mountain ridgesm I tht became conscious of my breathing* That se is* I thought if I didnot make a conscious co effort each time I breathed* Iwouid stop* &U Events did not seem to happen in any co. time sequence now; it all seemed to he be superimposed on one and another in M an endless eternity. My d4mind” or sl( consciousness seemed to float above my a 1 head like a balloon on a string. People9 faces glowed and every wrinkle on spot op on their face was accented. m

I closed my eyes for what seemed rn( hours and visited some strange and tep Or rifying places. Egyptian and oriental in dancing girls, Buddhas smiling wearing tb top hats with neon lights flashing Dhar- WC masi then a large room, gold in colour tal with a blue organ played by a monkey* in music was very strange, like electronic we sounds and the notes were visible$loat- pa ing and waving like sea plants on the in ocean bottom; this scene dissolved and I was now in a jungle, very dark with rat

yellow eyes staring out of shrubbery* co* A flash of light, and the eyes hang in OCR mid air, like floating grapes* The eyes slowly advance and tie on bodies from

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vapours present in the air. Horrible =i

winged gri$fiths and gargoyle-like crea- tures advance and jump at me. Suddenly

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lands of acidp here are SOI trip enjoyable and profitablE

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Never fly alone0 someone experienced with down if you get panic&

It is best to go ix& for the beauty and partly overwhelm you. if you mu a room that is fairly clear roundings will depress you,

e Have close friends e Try to relax phys

hours before* e Have records play

to relax you. Small statuett glass* coloured spectacles, ( to the sensual experience of

nest prominent of the m %he canabis sativa zd in the mountainous 3 Himalayas. Around mention of its use as

i although it was used J use than pleasure. tt intoflcating powers and since about 13000 a prominent role in

arih juana was found in in the New England

ntury later* trajumr hemp as khe plant is grown for ‘--was a major crop of the United States

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Dn his estate at Mount Civil War it was an the south8 deserving congressional lobby a r days of the depres- ises no official eye- r my st e riou slyB auth-

ori%ies began to clamp down on its use. The easily obtained, cheap safe eu-

phoric was on the verge of mass popular discovery. Why was it suppressed. Some believe it was a vic%im of a powerful aquor lobby in the U.S. congress which feared loss of bushess to %he oheaper depressant. A well organized propaw gada battle was carded on by %he Fed- eti Bureau of Narcotics labelling mar+ i&ma g4%he killer drug %hat %riggered crimes of madness and ac%s of sexual excess? In 1937 %he American federal government ou%lawed possession of %he dmg.

In many coun%ries ou%side%heUni%ed Slates marijuana has become anin%eg& par% of %he cul%u~o governmen% leg- Wa%ion has been able to eradicate its use in countries of A% La%in America ad Africa.

A 1951 Uni%edNa%ionscensus showed here were 200~000~000 marijuana users %hroughout %he world.

Today marijuana use isno% restric%- ed %o lower classes. 1% has spread %ob come an accep%ed part of %he cul%ure in

cl mum: Ml strhg isappear and blackness is all I I the distance is a sma.U dot3

towards me? growing larger and spinning sl~wly~ gradually it

into focus-it is a decapitated my ownP dripping blood and laugh- meS The blood forms a pool that grows larger and larger forming

‘his point3 I became confusedand my eyes. The room fairly nor=

Wa My ‘friends began taiking to i 1 still could not relate to them* them said something like ggkeep

hS3 or 480ut of touchBP and I began .$ wondering LP even 9eality33 return, Gradually3 my friends me down and we went for a walk park then to the pub* Things

Lrly normal now except I became .c wi%h the large crowd that was lube I went home andwent to bed*

! effects after a few months are unpleasant# to say the least2 A n known as J(acid flashback>? sometimes under stress or ten- ‘ou relive the experiences of the varying degrees of iniensi&

LORD SHLVA~ Eocene I&

hit to the magic crystal structions to make your

dse a-dy between 100 and that Lmight produce panic

wer beforehand3 because zutely aware of your own

pv- - Lit!S because IOU m&ht

L&h* is very dangerous Have who is able to talk you

Duntry ti possible3 partly se city crowds tend to :P it indoors) try to be in bright9 Depressing SUP

ywa and mentally for a few

referably light classical AAing ss bits of coloured s8 coloured lights9 all add Q*

many areas of the middle and upper l+ vels of educa%ed society.

Ano%her of the newerdrugfavorites, especially since 1963, is syn%he&ed lysergic acid diethylamide - LSD. Al%hough First syn%hes+ed in 1938 by a Swiss biochemist, Dr. Albert Hoffman~ 1% wasn$% until %he middle of WWII %ha% iIs halh~cinakory eSec%s were noticed. It remained only a formula in medical and chemical mers# receiving little no%ice except by a few researchers.

The% in 1963, the firing of %wo Harvard profesmrs grabbed na%ional headlines. Charges wi%h carelessly im01ving &dents in LSD experImen%a- %ion Timothy Leary andRichard Alpert becam overnight heroes. LSD move- ment spre&d across the North American continent from campuses to churches from ar%is%?s apar%ments %o suburban splitlevels.

When loud opposition to thedrug was expressed %heAmerlcangovernment leg* isla%ed agains% LSD thus shu%%ing down all legi%ima%e experiment&ion and re- search. But its use con%inues.

Dr* John Gilmore$ professor of psy- chology at the University of Waterloo said LSD could induce a mystical statea He defined such a sta%e as a feeling of respectful and fearful awe or a feeling of tremeduma Gilmore said the use of LSD in the treatment of alcoholics and schizophrenics has not had enough re- search yet to say whether it woul beof any value due to some of the af%er ef+- fects$ such as acid flashback

All other conditions the same8 he said that a person who is unstable would be more t likely to 4freak ouP than a s%able person. He is not yet prepared to believe %hat ex%ended use of LSD over$ say a few years+ could cause a permanent pychosis.

BELOW OLYMPUS By lnterlandi ,’

"i keep telling you I!m not a hippie on some kind of trip -- I'm in a Christmas pby!"

Creative acici is a .fact

So you want to get high and you either don*t have %he coin for the real stuff or you want a different tripe Gr a legal one? Here are a few of the more exotic %urn-onse

The great banana hoax of 1967 was a big scoop for th@ straight world0 Chiquita never had it so good. cs %Q do is take th@ scrapings from the inside of the ‘bananc pee4 dry ake them at 400 degrees farenhei% for %wo hoursa Then YOU a banana joint or pu% i% in a pipe and go on your pkstic trip0

scienc Freon of the larnyxs

con. wed as a luminator and in the space teeny-hoppers for their half-hour high@

came death by asphixiation and freezing

Everyone knows about glue but how about a high from Benzedrex and Vicks Nasal Spray inhalers? Y the tubes open and remove %he cotton wukiinge Cut the cotton in half and swallow the s%ained part wi%h wa%ere I%+ ju& like a speed trip and as dangerous*

out of ~4grasP? TU smokhg strawberry tea leaves. Gr better yet* .Pbce %wO ground aspirin tablets in a cigarette for a half-hour high,

of CQurse if you own a en. house and have a c d green pepper lying W2-CA%@ Ci f=..Oy %he good vi.b.rae=

%iol-L%

Dr. Richard Alpert was asked about %he rela&n.ship between LSD experience and creativity?

Cver %he past five years+ we have been involved wi%h literally hundreds of musicians, wri%ers, pain%ers# ph+ %ographeruring psychedelic ex- periences with them and watching %heir developme&,

There is little doubt that these exe periences tivolve creative perception. Whether that percep%ion is reflected in performance will take time to deter- mine.

More and more pa&kings and poems* films and musical compositions are starting to appear as clear psychedelic products. In some of these productsP the artist has attempted %o reproduce the experience-in others he has ate tempted to provide a means for o%hers to experience o%her s%ates of conscious- ness*

l?cm o%hx a.rkis%s8 tie psychedelic =Perh-w has simply added dimension %o the forms in which they are already working.

Definitions

aci&LSD# lysergic acid diethylamaie a&head-regular user of LSD bennies-benzedrine capsules or pills bum trip-bad LSD experience buwell a watered or diluted form of

a drug at a high price bus%ew be arrested candydocaine

Q cordact h&+-becoming high wi%h drugs

by tieracting wi%h someone who is h&h

crash-fall asleep while using drugs@ come down fast or hard from a high

cubehead-regular LSD user* comes from black marketing in sugar cubes

time bag-$10 bag of marijuana DMT--a short4erm triesometimes

called businessmen*s luncheon downerdug used to come down from

a high* a depressant, often tranquil- izers

droHo %ake a drug orally flipout-have a bad trip* become psy-

cho%ic

grass* po%* joints reefer-marijuana guidvrson who helps on a trip guru-spiritual teacher high-&ate of euphork if ti-International fountion for inter-

nal freedoms founded by Timothy Leary and chard Alpert

man @he&either the heat or yourpush- er

peaMng-=the Mghest point of a trip pusher-one who sells drugs roach-the butt of a marijuana cigaret shoot-.inject a drug Into a vein of a

muscle speed-crystal~methedrine... stoned--unusually high

ST&-Super terrific psychedelic tea=+man--the pusherB the man %ravel agen e m.an# pusher trip-==-shoul obvious by now turn on-altered state of consciousness

chemically or naturally inducede up %igh&==-wo ed or nervous due to

pressure.z+often legal~related %o drug usea

obscene utter- ed when high

ELLIOT LAKE - report on Indian relocation Sports shorts The Native Canadian Affairs Committee invites you to attend the sho.wing 0% the con- troversial film onthe at’tempi and subsequent failure to.reiocate an Indian community at EJliot Lake.

Revisions improve intramurak

TODAY - 3:15 pm AL113 The presentation of mens intra+ Additional incentive will be in-

mural trophies at the Honour A- traduced next year with the addi- \ Federation of Stidents Board of External Relations wards Banquet brought a success- tion of !rophies for champions in

ful year to a fitting close. most team sports and individual Under the direction of the Mens Olympic-style medals for mem-

bxhamural Athletic Council, a re- hers of winning teams and events.

Federation of Students LkNVTAYl~S .Spring Issue

. Board of publications

. ++I be distributed’-,kEk! . . . . . . .,

. . ’ 5 -‘in alf the main foyers - Arts, Engiheering, Math, Food-services . a -

, . . -bn Wednesday, Thursday, Friday &arch 27, 28, zg

,@pies will also be available in the publications office (now in the campus centeil

vised program of sports was in- , traduced this past yearand judging from student response and paxI& tz@atio~ the intramural program will be yet improved for next ye&.

The major revision was the Mxxh.&ion of a league system which facilitated scheduling and brought together units of compm ‘:able si%. The winners of theVill- zig@, FaculQ and Residence la- gues in each sport meet to decide the university champion. .

In addition, recreationalleagues are in operation for basketball and hockey* and will be introduced in other sports as f%iUties be-

The &en+two sports offered this year will be complemented by hand-ball8 squash and water polo* as facilities become available in the new. athletic complex. Plans are in the offing for a new athletic field and baseball diamond adj- cent to Columbia field and thereis a possibility of lights being in&U- ed on one of the fields which would - almost double it% usage.

The intramuralathleticprogram will only function smoothly with the support of the student body and it is hoped that as many stu- dents will participate as possible.

Evti now, most units are seek- @ coaches for the majorfallteam

come available. sports of flag footbal$ soccer and A points system is used to de= lacrosse andinterestedindividuals x

tide the winner of the Fryer tro- are asked to call their MIAC rep l phy for the outstanding unih while or Seagram Stadium. Consult your

the Allan McCormick trophy is summer Chevrons for fumer in- awarded to the individual co&-i- formation concerning your intra+ buting most to intramu-tis* muraJ program.

For one thing, there’s thekind of experience you gain, working in your own field overseas in a developing country for two years. The salary is low, but almost invariably you get broader, more vgried experience, and get it earlier than you would in Canada. You learn to handle responsibility-and prove it- in a job that lets you test your knowledge, prove your theories, experience the challenge of a different culture.

Want to know more? Tell US what you can do. We’ll tell you where you are needed,

I am interested in learning more about’ CUSO and the kind of overseas work available, My qualifications are as follows:

I (‘will) hold.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (degree, diploma, certificate or other verification of skill)

in . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..from.......................... (course) (university, college, trade or

technical institute, etc.)

Name...................................................

Address.................................................

And it is a challenge, working through Canadian University Service Overseas to help close the knowledge gap that exists between developed and developing nations, Right now, about 900 Canadians are working for CUSO-a ‘. 8’ non-profit, independ&?

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Send to:

CUSO Local Committee c/o Federation of Students U of Waterloo,

.

.-CU’SO Aivorki of opportunity

organization-in 40 developing countries around the .world, spreading their. ,iechnical and professional knowledge wherever their partic,uiar skills have been requested.. But for every request that’s filled, so many go unanswered;for lack of people like you. How about it? Would you like to play a small but importa,nt part in the,nation-building that’s going on .in Africa, Asia, Latin America And the Caribbean? If you have a degree, a diploma or a c,ert.ified skill, you can contribute to their progress-and your own: with CUSO.’

, SL Paul% were declared the high &xndard* official men% intramural chm- He is hking fonvwd to a bigger pi0ns at lad wee& athletic ban- and better Program nd year* ex- quet. They were presented wi& PeCmY vha the new PhYs-ed the Fryer trophy, (named after WcPleX opens this fa& This Wm some distinguished gentleman@ no . make possible activities such u doubt). They were followed Qy h--& q.ash, gymnastics and Engineering and Math in the race posdbly floor hockey-all we&m- for the championship. With curl- ed additions to the intramural lng the only competition lefI+ they Programs can#t .be caught. In addition, with the completion -

Curling competition takes place of the mimn-dng pool, ihe Athele= S un d ay to conclude intramural tic depaz%me& hopes to i&it&e sports for the year 19674%. swimming lessons for students all

Looking back over thepast year, the way from beginners to the Paul Condon* idramuti spotis most Mvanced imtructio&, director, said while the program Overa& it looks like anexciting expanded during the past year3 year from the intramural and se- . there is much work to do to brin@ vice sports view-point. Do your the intramural program up to a mWarWPd% .

. l2wi~wing tly championsof- .’ iouk sports over the past yeara

.* . co*ratulations go to St. Paul$ who took track and fiel& -erg

. arch.wy and fiagfootba&Village- N won &.crosFej COIUW G~~bel to& soccera and Qineering, the ‘, hockey champions. To these teams and all others who par&ipated in intr%IWr&ls this year* we offer cong~iods and a thankyou for

work with the Athletic department to put on fie competitions. I would like to mention Cave Connell and Hugh Heibein who looked after the basket ball league only two of the people who ran devoted much of their tiiqe to intramurals.

JUG .Whiteside# the chairman of the councfl and SL Paul% rep* inStilled a ‘desire into Fryer trophy winners to want to wjn the trophy*

participating in intramural&. As we% he devoted much Umeand

Also a special word of thanks energy. to. running the intramural

and congrawions must go to all progm. this past year. He settie

pec&e associated with the Men% agenda *for meetings, helped assign

Intramural Mhwi~ CXmx.dl Mkh -0~s mrt~ to be m& by various people. To l!$r. Whiteside

ran the show for the ye& The Paul condon, md tie M&s & WUWfl 1s COmPOSti mOdlY of tramural Athletii Council goes

stugents, representatives from each unit within intramurals* who

credit for much of the success of the program for the past year.

12 564 The CHEVRON

.Rugger bys throw a rugged party Anyone still worried about t$e greedy throats. Shortly past mid-

jungle sounds emitting from the night, a couple of staunch expon- . grad house Saturday night can re-’ ents . of &e blarney were obsee

lax.. It was not the grads practio- ved hunched, amund, the frothInga ing their uGradpow&’ terror@t lxbbllng punch bowl exhorting&z-t . SC- as they planned their a+ ‘Paddy, himself to come auk ’ salt on the Federation of Stud-,

x.~ts. It was merely the U of W See w&at you% missing, fell- r@by club hard at play at one of ows. Rugger players do @ave more its typical parties. fuq anci ifyouwfflbeinthecity

The spirits of St. Patrick% day. in $iay, why not try out for the mwed freely, mainly down a lotof ‘eam3”’ tie aring ‘easonY -

The lust Chevron cdhighter: the spice in sports is people by Archie Bolsen Chevron sports

They say that all good things must eventually come to an en% and unfortunately they’re right.

It% about time for this writer to make tracks and move on, me- ing no more work for thechevron. That’s not so bad on the surface. Good riddance to all-nighters .in order to meet deadlines.

But there is one thing that’s go- ing to be tough to do without. All the acqutitances that were made and good times that were ha

You see, a paper is more than a typewtiter and a darkroom. It% people-good shits and wieners alI&

For example, it won? be easy to forget Bob Verdun’s sarcadic barbs about the 44jock*3 depart- ment. Or the somewhat hirsute Rich Mill9 Ornnipresencwl- ways ready to help in a pinch. Or Nancy Murphy% easy-to-reach laugh center. Or Brian Clark’s tips from his beloved K-W Rec- ord. Or Jim Nagel-Bagel%come-

on-in-you++w e 1 c 0 me -anytime office.

And then there were the times on Thursday mornings when the week’s copy was put on the El- mira bus in a &pi&looking little ti. How weird indeed.

And from the sports department: Karen Wanless’ love for extramur- al sports coupled with her refusal to cover them for the papeq BilI Snodgrass’ amazing knackformis- sing the deadline, although it ti ly wasn’t his fault; Paul Cotton% ingenious recovery after missing the football team% bus to Ottawq Pete Web&er% confounded habit of managing to avoid the office en- tirely and still get a weekly by- line (we14 almost every weeb Pete)5 and Tom Rajnovich%agony when his beloved basketball Wax- riors lost (I thought I knew all the four-letter words until I met Tom)0

Yup8 a paper is people a.ll right. Of course, it% work too. Youha.ve to come up with material, even when there% nothing going on (as I’m doing right now* in fact). Then

there% concocting headlines3 and captions@ selecting picturf3 for print* correcting copy and laying out pages in generaL

But there are at least two ta+ gible rewards for this. First, and possibly foremost* is the pizza that rolls in around midnight. Na- turally they only give you enough to stop you from gambling but it’s free-so not much argument on that score.

Secondly there are the road tips. A soclal event morethanan athletic affair, these outings give YOU a chance to meet the Warriors, thelr coaches and their OP~QS~& numbers on the other teams@ see the foreign campuses and perhaps sample their women.

On the basketball trip to Windsor this reporter% breakfast the folI- swing morning was with one of the Lancers who had helped whip the Warriors the previous night.

At the wrestling finals inGuelph the Western coach, after drawing a big razz from the crowd forthrow-

ing some furniture in disgusi+ turn ned out to be not such a bad egg after all when interviewed.

Oh yeah, There was the time at the hockey game in Toronto when an ea.rly visit to the pub followed by a precipitous tightrope act a- long the catwalk to the pressbox made for a close call.

And the sweet aroma of victory over Lutheran in footballproduced a pretty wild Warrior dressing room0

There% much more, of course. The other staffers have their own favourite memories.

As for next year, it promises to offer more than ever b&ore to sports writers on campus.

The Chevron takes up residence today in the posh campus center- and that% going to be class.

The football reporter can look forward to excursions to Queen% and McGill as part of the deal resulting from Waterloo% entry into the big time, the OQAA.

The basketball team gets new quarters with the spacious athle-

Has the new morality hit the Chevron? Not quite. Just jock man Archie Bolsen getting nostalgic while contemplat- ing his navel (and his hairy stems) during midweek all-nigh ter, a Chevron tradition. -Reinhart Opitz, the Chevron

Gridders' god w;tl e Co/leg

Have you heard the rumblings from Seagram Stadium these days?

Head football koach Wally De19 ahey and assistants Ed DeArmon and Howie Green gave the word at a meeting Tuesday of Warrior gridders returning next ye= Wa- terloo is out to ix&e the whole she- bang in 1968.

Sounds brash, doesnY it? IBut the coaching staff is taking the chall- enge of moving up to the bigtime league3 the OQAA# seriously* 44 Our last scheduled game won’t be our last game of the season,‘J said Delahey. u We want to be in a na- tional semi-final Nov. 9 and a na- tional College Bowl finalNove 16.”

One thing is certain. With ev- erything from marching bands at half time to a raffle of Olympic tickets, the athletic staff will be trying to promote college football in a big way. The idea will be to get the whole community in a& dition to the student body, about Warrior football.

Training camp opens Sunday nighta Sept. 1 for some 100 hope fuls. The%fir& real test comes Monday* Sept. 16, against Alberta In an evening game at the stadium. The Golden Bears are defending College Bowl winners and anupset

would be a big feather in Water- loos s cape

Each home game will have some sort of theme along with related pre- and post-game activities-

For instance8 before the Alberta game there will be a giant steer barbecuem The McMaster game will feature the raffling of Olympic tickets and an attempt by BobFYn- lay, if he% available3 to run a four-minute mile.

Where are they going to put the anticipated overflow crowds? Well, tenders are now up for ad= ditional seats* raising capacity to about lO*OOO. In fact, there will be reserved and box seats for t+he first time.

Other plans in the works are for a Ben Hur-type Warrior char- iot at games, marching bands at wtime and Monday 4qarterback cluV Gessions.

As for recruiting highschool gridders, the situation is bright. The coaches already have had about a hundred topflight boys visit the campus this term and better than half of them have given assurances they’ll be on the field at Seagram Stadium Sept. 1.

Coach Green, in charge of play-

tic complex due for completion soon. In addition, the building will provide W$erloo with its first swim team plus excellent facili- ties for varsity and recreational squash* gymnastics and so on. Intramurals will also get a big boost from the new structure.

All this will mean more activi- ties to follow. Word is ther& may even be a trip out west with the hoopsters.

If these attractions aren’t enough to lure some sports-minded stu- dents out of the woodwork and Into the writing game8 then there is more apathy around than anyone might have imagined.

For those who take it upa ti wu be an experience. And when it% all over, there’ll be no tears* for it i&t like thai. There’Il j~d IX? a Iot of nostalgia.

What more can you want?

So* to everyone with whom small talk was shared or bread was bro- kena..thanks for the memory.

it7 ‘68: e Bowl

Despite big-league opposi- tion, Coach Delahey expects an undefeated football sea- son this fall.

er conditioning, has issued the warning to the vets: Get in shape over the summer or else there will be some sorry-looking lag- gards at camp.

It% pretty obvious the coaching staff is ready- Whether captain Ed Scorgie and his mates also are by mid-September will determine the team% fatee

They said it couldn’t be done and they lost $1.02 in the process. Sports edi- his way across Laurel Creek in full flood. Tom suffered only from cold wet tor Tom Rajnovich won a wager with fellow staffers Friday when he tarzaned feet in surviving the annual challenge event. -Gary Robins, the Chevron

Friday, March 22, 7968 (8: 36) 565

QFFXCIAL OPENING OF THE CAMPUS CENTER by the Aryan Affairs Commission at 12~30 noon The Berlin and Elmiry Marching Band will be there and H. Dm Goldbrick will speak.

DAMN THE EXAMS DANCE* sponsored by the class of 70= With

- the Electric Cellar. 8:30 in the grubshack*

TOlVtORROW The children’s theater presents

PINOCCHIO. Admission $le25B students 759. 2~30 in the theater‘

SUNDAY RALLY- Royal City Autosport

Club Mad Hatter Rally8 running for 140 miles= Conversion tables and a ruler in tenths neededa Call Charlie Stevens at 576-3Ol8 for deta.ils. Leaves Speedvale Plazain Guelph at 2~01 pm and costs $2*

IVIONDAY UKRAINIAN CLUB meets* 9:30

in ML 246.

TUESDAY ARCHONS for 68 have final mee-

ting. Call Reuben Cohen at 576- 1265 or show up at 8 in ALll3*

WEDNESDAY Organizational meeting of the

Help - Hange-Have -A-Happy-

Moving to HAI’VIILTON? - look up The CAWESCO CLUB - a non-pro-tit social club/residence tar uni- veristy graduates.

28 Duke St. =8-8929 1

SONNY’S DRIVE-IN makes delicious

WATERLOO

Charcoal Broiled Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, French Fries, Milkshakes

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Birthday-Party-Committee. 8 pm FRIDAY Kitchener,

in S8 302s CURIOSITY & LEARNING, a MAY lO--STREET CAR TRIP

colloquium with Dr. D. E. Berlyne. over the Bloorp Danforth and Dun-

3:30 in bio27le das car lines in T.Q Last pass-

ROMEO AND JULIETTE by the Second Organisational meeting enger car over these tracks- Lea-

U of W English dept. Admission of the Help-Hanger-Have-A-Hap- ves Russell shops at ll:50 pm and

$18 students half price. 8~30 in py-Birthday-Party Committee. 8 returns about 6 am. Photo and lunch

the theater. pm in S8 302. stops. $4. Call 576-3551 for de- &.-S4lCY

5th Annual DESSERT CARD. bad&D ‘

PARTY* with refreshments and SATURDAY WEEK MAY ll-Opening of subway ex-

door prizes, set up by the stub ROMEO AND JULIETTE, & tensions in T.O. Start of Junction

en.ts’ wives club* 75$ to get in# mission $l$ students 50$ 8:30 Trolly coach route. Egg throwing

8:30 in Seagram% gym. in the theater. at diesel busses. All day* allover.

FOUND 1,3,4 woods 1965 Campbell staff Will be a tragedy if no one comes HAPPY but neurotic apartment Left by two first-year math stud- (top line) $30 or best offer. Phone to see ROMEO AND JULIET on requires two summer students to

ents in my car a pair of gloves. Doug Inkster 743-0050 evenings. Thursday March 28 and Saturday prevent post-exam feeling of emp- Claim in the Chevron office. March 30. It Nil be zi twedy tiness. 57&5876.

w-w. That’s how Shakespeare RIDE WANTEE would have wanted it. Tickets at &bedroom, furnished apartment

LOST To Sault Ste Marie on or about theater box-office. May to Aug 31, swimming pool in

Last Tuesday, yellow university April 9. Will share expenses. Happy birthday, Hanger, who London, Ontario. phone 745-3668.

jacket (68) removed from coffee- Contact Mike Corbett 5767608. shop. Contains gloves and keys,

turns the magic age, 21, on April 8. It will be legal then, Hanger, Single rooms on Lester Street

phone 742-0060. even in FF. From Sleazy and the for summer term. Cooking, park-

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We’re only No. 2, we try hard- er. Frappier plays Capulet, Parowinchak and Tuyn are Rom- eo and Juliet in this University of Waterloo production. Thursday, March 28 and Saturday, March 30. Tickets at theater box-office now. Students 50$, others $1.

Compendium sales staff-pick up commissions from sec’y and turn in balance of receipts please.

See Shakespeargs version of etRomeo and Juliet” Thursdays March 28 and Saturday March 300

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Anyone interested in carp001 or First United Church* Waterloo ride to Althouse College in sum- Square8 welcomes you. S u n d a y MXCIIVI~IM~~~LI~ Modern 2-bedroom furnished mer from Waterloo, call Gunther worship services 9:30 11 am. Kair- apartment to sublet. Available 74%0069. OS 7:30 pm. Transportation? Call 2-bedroom furnished apartment

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will your thesis be ready for l-bedroom apartment, cable TV,

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typing soon? Then call 742-3142= BARB, in Waterloo-no lease. $125/

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Used chesterfield, matching chair* coffee table, two endtables* $40. 576-4266.

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14 566 The WEVRON

Watch your lunguwe Use asterisks

RE: F**r letter words re- pr$n&d by the Chevron in Feed- back* March 15.

Let us sh*&k m*re g**d taste th** priiXing f *** letter words as in l*st week’s feedbackcolumn. (You can always use asterisks.)

Th** is on a par w*th Toronto and McG$ll when they printed (as the Chevron put it) “an alleg& act of necrophilia” by President Johnson and the l*te J*h* Ken- nedy*

Let m not s**k as low as t*** did.

J*** DUROCHER sci 1

The choke of language in the letters to the editor and editorial content of your rag $ndicates two things to me: the immaturity of your student body and the non- quality of your: educatione

It $s entirely unnecessary to use vulgarities to make a point., But then $mma ture pers ens a re always entranced with four -letter words e Apart from which3 your choice of language indicates the sort of lang- uage education you are not getting0

If your editorial staff and readers were truly educated$ you would be able to make a po$nt with finesse and be. understood* As it iss you are just a bunch of kids playing at being journal$sts e

DAISY Ea MORANT K-W Record reporter

Communicators

eun’t combine

It was disturbing to discover $n tk 1st issue of the Chevron that Gary Moncur rnati 1 is having d$fF ficu&y establishing a comnunia- tion between rnindsa Perhaps You would be k$nd enough to pass along the following message to him:

MISTER MONCUR#WHEREARE YOU?

YOUR FACULTY ADVISOR JOHN KALBFLEISCH

math prof

GC& WC& out mouth with printer’s ink

-When the Chevron technique of printing obscene letters impinge upon the graduate student body, it becomes time for graduate stu- denti to speak out.

MY GOODNESS ! ! ROBERT C. MERTL

EDWARD L. PENCER grad psych

0

I -should like to correct an itn- pression that was created by your article on grad power and your editorial. (March 15).

Among several remarks that were taken out of context was a remark on funds for African stu- dents. My objections at counc$l meeting were expl$citly directed at an International Solidarity Fund which $s budgeted at $800 under the bard of external relations. It was expla$n& that this money went toward the payrnen~ of law- yer’s fees for student leaders $n Africa who had been jailed for an& government activitye My objec- tion was that tie federation’s act- ivities fees should not be used to interfere $n the poli&al act$vi- tie-~ of this nature where -we are completely ignorant of the cir-

cumstances and where the politial seem necessary? Is it a chance

ram$fications of such action may for you to expose your ideas and see

be damag$ng to the country $n which if they are accepted by others? Is we live. it a chance to gain self-confidence?

I am $n full support. of any attempt of student council to direct funds to the purpose of financ$ng the education of an African at this or any other Canadian univers$ty, and in the past I have actively worked with the African Student Foundation towards this end. I believe projects of this naturewill contribute to making a better world forallofus.

BRAD MUNRO grad philosophy

Is it an attempt to make your environment better wh$le you are here? Is it a chance to try new ideas and plans in a situation where your neck is protected far more than it will be in the future when you have bigger responsibilities?

It’s my money, Ml - it9s not your business

Once I believed Toronto’s Larry Solway, was the complete bigot of radio*

To you, rnister Solway, my hum- ble apolgies e For Monday I heard He Dm Wilson0 His sole function is to attract attention by raising stink during prime radio tirne9 so that his comrades can collect more from local sponsors*

It’s your privilege to capita&e, but when the outcome of this game you play involves me9 I objecte

This $22* that you claim comes out of you pocket, comes oti of the student’s pocket0 Not the freeloader who lives off h$s par- ents but the student that works sumrners to return $n the falls

I am not 21 and I am not a grad student so the whole issue of the

Grad House pub doesn’t mean two hoots to me--but keep your fat nose out of ite All too soon we are go$ng to be forced to accept your and society’s warped stand- ards but right now we don’t have toa so bug out. So we raise a lit- tle shit now and again, thats our business, not yours.

The name corporate-l$beral=+fascism seems to have contradictions in $t,, How can agroup of people be both l$beral and fasc$st?

The composition of CLF shows this is to be so-* Nd only is ii made up of the prev$ously identified military=4ndustr$al complex3 but now includes3 as Senator Will$am Fulbr$ght po$nted out$ it also conts:ns , academ$c element- new f eaturee

CLF is a relatively small political coal$tion$ but so inf’luent$al that it effect$vely controls the govern- ment of the United Statesa

This is true $n the legislative arm of the Amer- ican government espec$allya Both the military and their newly won academic allies in such bodies as the Rand corporation are capable of conv$nc$ng Am= erican legislators of whatever they wish from their gg expert** po &ion.

When it comes to senators andcongressmen, the industrial w$ng of the coal$tion has even fewer pro- blem s. A case in po$nt $s the new American anti- ball$stic-miss$le missile system,, This system was clearly a political mistake-it created another esca- lation $n the nuclear arms race. The system is also $neffectivee Yet the proposed manufacturers had so much $nfluence that the project is proceeding.

You keep that up, boy* and your going to get stomped on! Youhear thats Wilson?

THE INNOCENT undergrad

CLF has not been qu$te s6 successful at the ex- ecutive level of American government. All the pr+ vious adm$n$stra.tions had avoided spend$ng money on the pet military projects of individual services such as the air force’s RS70 and the nuclear aircraft. This has changed radically in the past year with the deci- sion to go ahead with the ABM missile systeme

Why slloulci you get involved?

Why should students get involved in activities at this university? Clubs? Student council? Faculty societies? Faculty council com- m$ttee? Administration commit- tee?

The coalition has had its most important effect in the field of foreign relations, especially Vietnama The admin$stration has a military el$te ready to call for escalation, an industry ready to provide newer, more efficient ways of killing and a host of tame in- tellectuals ready to praise American fore$gn policy.

Is it to boost your ego and prove to your peers yourself that you can do it?

Thus the enemy is seen1 the mil$tary# the 500 top corporations (actually afairnumber of them dorPt give a damn because they are not ina position to get

Is it to gtin insight into wm makes this university tick? Is it ta gain experience work$ng with people your own age and with pew ple older than yourseti? Is it an opportunity to become exposed to large-scale politics and under- standing why it is the way it is?

BAHe.... HUAABOOK!!!!

Is it to observe snobs in acflon and the adverse affect they ha.ve on you so that you might avoid becom- ing one? Is it to learn how handtied an underdog is $n a bureaucratic situation and to see why it happens this way?

Is it to understand better the methods and results of group dyn- amics? Is it to see how other people think so you can copy their attributes you appreciate and be- come aware of those you never want to adopt yourself?

Is it to become exposed to new ideas and realize some of the rea- sons people uphold them?

Is it to learn how sluggish red- tape bureaucracy can be and why human nature makes so much of it

Is it to learn what assuming res- ponsibility means?

Is it a chance to learn how to and how not to communicate ef- fectively ? Is it to see the real reason people have for their ac- t$ons?

Is it to learn the dangers of rationaliz$ng when making dec$s- ions? Is it to gain the satisfaction of working with dependable people?

Is it to learn how to detect a shal- low, distrustful and untruthfulper- son before it% too late?

I f$rmly believe you have all these things to gain. This is ati tastic opportunity. Don$t miss it because you will probably never have a better chance again $n your life.

ROSS MCKENZIE electrical 4B

major government contracts) and the establishment academics.

There is a good deal of $ncest $nvolved with these groups@

The m$l$tary provides defense $ndustr$es with the$r boards of d$r&ors and lobby$sts (General Dynamics had 187 senior ex-officers on its payroll in the early 60s and was the largest m$litary con- tractor of that time.)

- Academics provide both the mil$tary and industry with the th$nk$ng muscle needed in today% complex society, February% gRampart noted the case of Charles H$tchP former comptroller of the defense department9 who beca.me president of the University of Cal$forn&

CLF is not really a right-w$ng group9 but the military and industrial wings do have rad$caJ right- ers in theme Generally the academ$cs stick to such treasured concepts as academic freedom and in- dustry looks on benignly as the &4mer$can welfare state keeps up the level of consumption and provides defense and space spending*

CLF is economically liberal in its approach to- wards a society of consumers, less so towards a freer market systeme Its fascist elements lie in its approach to foreign affairs8 the role of the major corporat$ons and manipulat$ng trutha

Corporate-liberal-fascism has not helped Am- ericas The Vietnam war has severely strained the economy and the dollar. While employment booms in some industriesP it drags in others. The Great Society program is gone and the blacks are rising from the$r ghettoes*

How can CLF be beaten? Can it be beaten? The time is short. The growing trend towards suchideas as cybernation and the guaranteed annual income means that people will more and more come under the control of t4 expert” managers0

The place to start is in ungluing the academics from their new associates* The political system would be helped by public funding of political cam- paigns.

Most of all reality is needed in foreign-policy

Peddle Your Way Into

Students’ Heurfs

there’s still time left., Be sure to get your free ‘ad’ in “What’s What at UniWat”.

Everybody, including unstructured cells and freelance activists, should bend their backsides and do their share. BRING IN YOUR BLURB AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT or all the handbook

Friday! March 22, 1968 (8.36) 567

How do you plum to relieve pre-exam tensions?

Qou g Pepper math 2A

Study in bed to get in shape1

Sandy MacGregor poii-sci 3 I’ve never hadany pre-exam ten- sions because I’ve always felt that it? s unadvisable to go into an exam with my mind cluttered up with useless inforrnat-

R O S S McKenzie eiectr icai 45

The same way I did last nighta

Jim Bowman history 2

I keen every day but Thursday.

Kathy Killey psych 1

Swim Laurel creek.

Sue Lieberman math 2

Whd s tense?

Bo Howes physed 4

I don$t have any tension because I9e been reliev- ing them all year.

Carol Bouiet sociology 2

Pm just going to forget all about my tensions*

Quiet but concrete contribution

Council’s oki-tirnk is moving on by Dale Martin Chevron staff

One day in September 1964, the stud- ent government at the University of Wat- erloo disappeared. There was nothing but a void.

Today this school has one of the best* if not the best* student bureaucracies in Canada. Four years ago there was no con- stitution, not to mention a council. How

was that gap bridged? That question may in part be answered

by pointing to such past members of council as Bob Cavanagh, electrical 4B# who just completed four years as a coun- cillorad holds the record for continu~ ous service*

President Jim Mitchell’ s 1964 council collapsed because math dean Ralph Stanton had the word passed down that Mitchelland his vicepresident would fail if they re- mained in student activities.

The reconstruction was begun almost immediately with Dick Van Veldheuisen’s pro-tern councils

The new council was small+ with a bare dozen members. One of the members was an engineering rep namedBobCavan- a@* who was in his own words, “not pro+tudent governmenLs

The new council worked hard but the executive was too strong for the average member who was at the mercy of the ex- ecufive’s tight information control.

The Va.n Veldhuisen council was the first to have an administrative assistant or business manager-PaulGerster. Still, there was no committees and council was not like today’s.

The major achievement of the Van Veldhuisen council was writing the cons& tution. This document served the council for three years and most of it is now em- bedded in the bylaws of the incorporated Federation of Students. This year’svice- president8 Tom Patterson, says: 44Exper- ience shows they did a damn good job?

In 1965, students were placed onpre- sident’s advisory committee on student discipline and university regulations. The first councillor on the committee was Bob Cavanagh, who is still serving on i-uite ably according to Provost Bill Scott.

President Gerry Mueller% council- 1965-6uonsisted of a strong executive

faced with a strong council. Cavanaghwas a prominent gadfly against the executive, which practised cabinet solidarity with a vengeance. He proved a weather gauge for ~council actions.

The Mueller council made the new constitution work, and even managed to create another board-creative arts.

16 568 The CHEVRON

Veteran Bob Cavanagh contributed significantly to student life at Water- loo during his four years on council. He’s graduating, heading for U of i?

That council also began studying in& risen so high that elections were contest- corporation so students could build a cam- ed and .that members sought committee pus center. At the endof the year* council jobs= All that came later with the Ireland set up a committee under Jeff Evans to counca study council policies. Cavanagh ww a member. The Mike Sheppard counciLl966-

The Mueller council broke very little 67-brought fWher improvements in the new ground. It made few advances in areas way council was run. But&the same time of social concern* 67-68 president Steve there was President Sheppard, who Ireland says in view of the people on the gave the campus a cold shower of radi- executive he was surprised at 44thelr -?n* failure to realize the issues and theposs- However, the pokies of the fedem ibility to effect change?’ .tion were not in line with the nonexistent

The prestige of council had not yet programs. Cavanagh joined with Steve

Ireland and others to make sure that coun- cil took concrete and positive actions. It was Cavanagh who initiated the motion that placed Ireland on the important uni- versity-government Sh(W committee. There followed attempts to get the student body involved by staging the bookstore strike.

Soon Cavanagh was involved in his omnibus committee8 t&ing care of various policies that council wanted cleared up* including budgetary policy and the concept of the contingency fund* Bob feels the most significant thing the committee did was to change the council year from a May-to=April basis to March-February.

At the end of the Sheppard year* in= corporation and fiscal security were just a few months awy.

It was this period* early 1967# that saw ihe greatest change in Cavanagh. He had just become vicepresident to his boy- hood friend from New Hamburg, Steve Ire- land. This new partnership brought agrea- ter thoughtfulness to him.

Looking back onhis 1966 standagainst universal acceisibility to university, Bob now can cheerfully admit *‘I was afascist.** But he changed and now he feels he is 44a confirmed activist, but not very socialis- t&9

Last summer Ireland worked fever+ ishly to provide the infant corporation with a complete set of policy statements. At the end of the summer* Cavanagh threw himself this operation as well as joining with the rest of the executive inpreparing the much-needed bylaws for the four boards. .

Finally in January Cavanagh wasable to present to council the final compilation of policy statements. And this week he put the finishing touches to the official feder- atlon policy book.

Cavanagh is willing enough to admit the federation had its failures. He feels the quality of education drive was not the success it might have been because of a lack of comprehensive programs. He also feels the Minas threat to the federation caused a great diversion of effort to seeing that the day-today operations of the fed- eration were immaculate. 441t really hurt US?

Cavanagh now leaves Waterloo for advanced studies in electrical engineefi bg at U of T. He doe&t expect to spend too much time on the chaotic ~OU~CS of Toronto.

He leaves behind a multi-faceted image: inventor, musician, conscientious councillor and an open person liked and respected by all.

fees vs grad power What’s this? Has new federation

treasurer Joe Givens made a major error in the 1968-69 budget?

Ross McKenzie will roll over in his wedding-bed.

Where’s the mistake? Well, in- come from student-activity fees from graduate students is calcualted at $13,886.

But the registrar estimates there will be 1052 grad students. Multi- plied by the $22. student activity

A $9,258 discrepancy?

fee that should give the federation

Don’t blame Joe, Blame a silly university procedure whereby grad-

cashbox $23,144.

uate students, after they have put in one or two years of their pro- grams, can get out of paying inci- den ta1 fees.

But they’re still grad students so

they still have reps on student council, still vote, still benefit from federation programs, and still read the Chevron (see Feedback)=

The first thing that should be done in the grad grab business is to

Guess who got away without paying their fair share this year?

insist that every graduate student

Brad Munro, Joe Mathews and Bill

pays the student-activity fee in

Goddard, for three. Where have we heard those

names before?

September. Then discussion, if they must

be held, should take off from there. Until then, student council

shouldn’t even talk to the represen- tahes of the supposed depressed minority who are only averaging $13.20 a head, while the rest of us pay the full $22.

The word r,eally is magic We’re goint to have to avoid tell-

ing you what this editorial is about, because if we do, people will get all upset.

It’s funny what gets people mad, what makes them sputter and mutt- er and clutter the airwaves with charges you’re being filthy and ob- scene,

Pulp scandal sheets- Tab, Hush and such-can be sold openly be- cause their prurience is carefully kep under a veneer of respectabili- ty. But a book by a serious author with a conscientious point to make- Lad)? Chatterly, Ul-vsses-can be banned because it says openly, honestly, though not selfconscious- ly or in bold type, what it’s talking about.

Simply publish a complete dic- tionary of the English language, a list of straightforward, scholarly and dull definitions of all words-even the words left out of most diction- aries, buried in their proper alpha- betical place, and not even in bold

type or anything-and people will call you obscene, It happened when the Third New International dictionary came out in 1961. It happened at the Kitchener public library, where the Dictionary oaf America slang used to be kept un- der the counter.

You can tell a story, keeping it outwardly quite innocent, but de- liberately intending lewd over- tones. Maintain a straight face and look pure and people won’t criti- cize you. They’ll just smirk and pat you on the back. Disk-jockeys get away with this all the time on the radio. But just read the Third Interna - tional on the air from fub through to fudge in an unemotional, non- committal tone of voice, and you’d get bleeped.

It’s hypocrisy to say obscenity is certain words, of and by them- selves. The only thing that can be obscene is people’s thoughts-whe- ther or not they’re expressed in cer- tain words.

Frustration is ge!ting off the trolley at King Street just as the university bus pulls away. Or seeing the bus pull away just before the trolley stops.

Direct *from Hidden Valley m . c Judey LaMarsh

A model for policy The president’s advisory com-

mittee on student discipline and un- iversity regulations has been work- ing on a student-discipline policy since 1965.

A similar group at Cornell Uni- versity in New York state recently presented some interesting recom- mendations.

University discipline should be limited to student misconduct which adversely affects the academ- ic community’s educational purpos- es.

University interests are rather narrowly defined as the right of all members to pursue their educa- tional goals the maintenance of an intellectual atmosphere, and the protection of the health and prop- erty of the university and its mem- bers.

Guidelines for disciplinary action are laid down. When an action con- trary to university rules is also a- gainst the law, and public prosecu- tion has occurred or is likely, the university will take no action. An exception is made when a student’s

misconduct is detrimental to the academic community.

In cases of misconduct not in- volving the university, the univer- sity will normally do nothing. How- ever, if such misconduct endangers the interests of the university, ac- tion may be taken. Habitual theft might be such a case*

A detailed code of behaviour should be drawn up and a student tried only for specific violations of this code. This is to prevent any broad interpretations which would lead to the university paternalisti- tally imposing penalties for “im- proper behaviour.”

In such exceptional cases, the only choice open to the university should be either expulsion or no action at all. The absence of lesser penalties would be a safeguard against the extension of university jurisdiction to cases already covered by civil law.

With the proper structure, this policy would protect both the right of the individual student and the rights of the community.

THE

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%itt~tu-Battr 3RiqJ PAGE THREE FRIDAY, MARRCH 22, 1968 w

‘1 REALLY ENJOY STIRRING UP CONTROVERSY

anta Figur e rter of a no-parking sign.

So how did Wilson happen to move from the big city to the small town? Mostly by chance. He took time offhis phone-in show with a Van- couve r station to visit his son who is doing radio work down this way. While here, he had lunch with Station Manager Keith Sterling, and he8 s been here ever since.

Why did he stay? 9rn clo- .

ser to the money here* As you get closer to Toronto, you get closer to the big ad mon- w,JJ says Wilson. So at least he is honest about his ma- terialistic motives0

According to Wilson, he is honest about his opinions on his talk show. When asked whether he sometimes takes a point of view just to stir up co&over sy, Wilson replied with an emphatic 44N0.,,

his job. I really enjoy stir- ring up cant rover sy .,,

That’s what H*D. consid- ers the function of Talkback: to stir up controversy, to make people aware of the is- sues.

He finds Kitchener badly

n need of this sort of thing. :oming from Vancouver, he lnds that people here are iuch more unaware than ancouverites about major ssues‘ 4tHere, we get a lmalltown-type audience, nterested in smalltown-type ssues. People keep phoning n about dog licenses.,,

And sure enough, when I ?as there, someone phoned n to ask about the position

He’s A JoHy Good Slob

by Rude an’ Sokin’

He has twinkling eyes, a round belly that shakes when he laughs and he says Ho,

SANDY BARED HO, ho‘ Who is he?

Yes Virginia, he is Hugh Donald Wilson, a local radio stat ion, s editorialist and

Yea verily and forsooth ani its time for another of these gosh darn trite columns to se1 the stupid peepul of the+blas& they’ll never amalgamat- Twin C itie%

muck disturber*

Y essirree folks, only in North and South Bertiops, Kitch- en-Water&o you havetwo sets of people doing a job that only requires a half setG

And he really is a charm- ing guy, in spite of the diffi- cult-to-get-along-witln im- age he may sometimes pro- ject on radio.

The only situation I know of that% worse was by intention, Yessirree up at the U. of W, they set up a residencegove- ment where the studentshadnot two but five groups doing noth- ing-now that, s real bureaucra- CYc

At any rate, he certainly made a fan of me, as I sat through one of histalk shows at the station’s studios somewhere in Kitchener.

Perhaps it was theway his whole face lights up and his blue eyes twinkle when he smiles0 He really does look like Santa Claus.

Or perhaps it wasbecause he seems to enjoy what heis

/-IO ho ho I doing so much. In his own words,,, Pm oz of those for-

wel.l now “” time ‘Or ‘Orne tumte people whose hobby is humor ar at least a sickening

SeleCted him %-W Slob of the Year,, and that they would make the announcement as he guzzled his 6lst draft to set the new Record.

I bet you’re just gripping your seat trying to guessthe Sh@.. yes, yes it is.O.Hea- vy Duty Willsu-son of Mrs0 Happy Daze Willsun and the late Humpty Dumpty Willsun, of 144 @haPsgross) Gullible Crescent, Duquoborville, B. (met) Ce (ounty)o

Gills then presented the a- ward to Willsun for his great

contributions to the Under-

The announcer, Rye N. Gills asked for silence and the gathering ceased belch- ing in time to hear Heavy Duty gurgle the 61& Amid screams of 44 Mouthback, Mouthback,, they sang a cou- ple of bars of For He,s a Crude, Rude, Gross Fellowa

shirt and Beer Brigade for Kitchen-Water.

44He was the champion of the slobs whenever the gov- ernment raised the price of draft, or taxed the poor man who plays the ponies0 As defender of the common, base man, he was pretty big when he attacked those ob- scene, hippie, draft-dodger- lo vi n g, off-the-tax-payer- mooching and downright su- perior university students,,, said Gills in a tribute he had TV say to keep his job@

H.D. thanked the announ- cer, saying, 44You,re a real operator, Rye/,

Heavy Duty swung up onto the stage to accept the award, a Vejomatic and a certificate entitling him to a 15-cent draft for the next year in Kit- then-Water% five slimiest hotels.

BY ZERO JOHNITSHY Rag staff writer

An air of expectationgrip- ped Bridgeport% slimiest house of illrepute and fine beverages, the Burt Lanca- ster Dry Gulch Hotel, three weeks ago tomorrow*

It was that time of year again-the annual joint meeting of the Kitchen-W* her Chambermaids of Com- mercea Who would be the Kitchen-Water Slob Of The Y’ear for 1968?

The air was tense as the assembly belched between d&raughts of the nectar of the godsc

The only noticeable excep- tion was the House Record Holder who sat in the corner nearest the bar, aiming at a new Record0 Little did he how that tile gathering had

H.D. VVilson . . . smalltown audience here

clichea Oh yeah here’s one I haven’t Noted NaveI

,. used this week*‘=The traffic on King Street in Kitchener moves by I7 ag correspondent

so slow that the kids steal hub= EXJTTONVILLE- Naval caps from moving cars. R= Baunkers, 696, ofButton-

Oh imA, 10 more inches to dlle# died suddenly Furday fill* Something to fill space=‘. at the Victory Burlesque Fanfare:::Answers in need of Theatre Toronto= questions, more of them even:::::

Mr= Baunkers, son of the late Mr* and Mrse Cleavage

l* ‘he commie pinkouniveru (Big Cleve) sity haven,t been protesting a- Baunkers * was

bout anything lately= Nothinfor born in Be11yford near “‘* me to complain aboute ,tonsville August One, 696

Painter Dies vels, belly-buttons, cleavag- es’ and whatever other cracks might appear in the Rag, s pictorial armour

In 1967, Mrs Baunkers was honoured by the Waterloo County Federated Women, s Institutes as Layman of the Year= He was presented with a signed copy of the best- belling book, Now Show Me Your Belly Button.

Death came quickly for Mr= Baunker who suddenly doubled over clutching his belly bottom shortly after being exposed to three but- tons, six cleavages and one very large crevice‘

STING RAYS by Real V. Whamo, sports editor

2= There was no bank robbery I years ago* this week‘ Mr* Baunkers was em-

3* Now that Bobby Kennedy is in the presidential race, the USa has to benefiL u Bobby wins, tine war in Vietnam may end and the economy of the States collapseC If LBJ wipes Kennedy, it,l.l mean those rotten Catholic Irish power-grubbing never-losing-an-election New England dynasty mongers will finally have met their matche

ployed by the Kitchen-Water R% for 69 years as aphoto- technicians He was noted in newspaper circles for his speciality of painting outna- We think the time has come for the

Ontario-Quebec Athletic Association to reassess its position on entry into the or- ganizatione A team like the Waterloo Lu- theran University Golden Hawks certainly deserves some recognition for thefeats of greatness which they have accomplished this season*

WLU,s basketball team was a credit to this community when it recently. won the Canadian Intercollegiate Athletic Un- ion championships in Antigonish, N.S Why shouldn,t Waterloo Lutheran be allowedin the O-QAA?

The Tuffy Knight-run anarchy has proven time and time again that its teams are able to compete with established en- trants in the O+AA. ButstillWLU must remain in the Ontario IntercollegiateAth- letic Association, a group which offers the Golden Hawks no competition.

* ** MAYBE THEY didn’t do so well in

hockey. Maybe they are only a flash in the pan in basketball. And maybe football is on its way down at WLU. So what? This corner thinks that what is fair for one is fair for all and if Carl Totzke,s empireis allowed in the O&)AA, Tuffy Knight’s should be too.

Aftei all, WLU is only just down the street from U. of W. and so there can’t be much difference in the two places. Of course, we haven? seen U. of W. for nine years now, what with the Kitchener Rar-+ gers taking up so much of our time. But that is another story.

The wheel turns, maybe slowly, but it turns. One day WLU will be great and they will beat U. of W. in all sports, including tiddlywinks, and then watch out.

*** BUT ON SECOND thought, there

are only 2,500 students at Lutheran. It is possible that, since there are many senior

players graduating from this year% WLU basketball team, they will be in the do& rums from now on* And with the new phys- ical-education building at U* of Waterloo, they will attract more and better playerse

This will hurt WLU’s teams. And with the Football Warriors playing in the MAA, players are not going to attend WLU if they are any gooda Now that we think of it (actually we stole the idea from another member of this department) WLU is on the decline in sports.

Maybe this corner has been wrong. Maybe the OQAA is right in ignoring Waterloo Lutheran. but then, on the other hand, WLU has pro~en....~..

* ** OH, TO HELL with it. Draw your

own conclusions. We don,t know what they should do and what they shouldn,t do. Furthermore, we don,t care. All these un- iversities want is coverage and more co- verage and they don’t appreciate whatthey get.

Let,s see now. Leave us have a poll on whether or not WLU should be admitted to the O-QAA. Just drop a line in care of this corner and we will count the ballots and write as the majority feels.

That way we will not hurt anyone’s feelings or get anyone angry with us. Be- cause that would be rocking the boat and God forbid anything like tha@hould hap- pen.

*** BLOWING THE HOR&We notice

that the hockey Warriors were eliminated from MAA playoffs a couple of weeks back. Our condolences to Don Hayes and the gang.... The Warrior dinner last week was a whopping success. Let’shave more iike them only make the food better. Itwas cold by the time it gotto ourtable....Wind- sor will have a team in the &QAA hockey league next year. Why can’t WLU get in?

4- Everybody talks about Bridgeport, but nobody ever does anything about it. I’m even afraid to talk about ite

5. (This is from last year, but it’s a tough day) It seems in- credible that students sho@d be asking a voice in universityad- ministration.

6,, Besides that some discip- line should be implicit in atten- ding college, to let the students share in administration strikes us a lot like letting the inmates run the asylum.

Ho-hum!?!

Got to finish this peace of prose with something* Joke book %@L

And then there was the girl who married a banker, an actor, a minister and an undertaker in that order. Why? She explained it as one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.

Oh well, guess I,ll spend the rest of the day helping the edi- torial ivory-tower department build fences to sit on* UNSEEN UMBILICAL-Hilda (The Guard) IMarsdcm,

protector of virgins and defender of the faith, offers

SANDY BAI?ED 1s lesson for all biologically female residents of the Stood- ent village . Don’t be obscene when you bathe. Some-

our 10 LUIVCH one may be watching and we don’t want any near-MRS. (Appropriate Wirephoto)

AN INDEFENDANT DlSHCLOTH

Pawned off every afternoon except on the Sabbath and other slack holidays by Kitchen-Water Rag Limitless, thoity Rue Reine Norde, Kitchen-er, Ont.

JOIN THE MOST, Ringleader and Pupleasher ERIC BE LANDSCAPER H.D. (HAL) GOLDBRICK

Genial Mangler ASSistan t Pu bleasher BUILD THE MOST CALL ME SMASHED

Sex Rotary Hacker-in-Grief K.A. (SANDY) BARED, BULLY SCHMIDT,

Religion Editor Janitor in Chief

FISHDAY, MARRCH 22, CENTENNIAL PLUS ONE

People Are Important The residents of neigh- gePOrt connecticu%) which

boring Neidleburgen must be would have turned %heirpre- commended on the forceful ci~us farmlands into indust- way ln which they didnotfail rjallzed land. to move to disallow specula- tors from grabbing their The inhabitants of the

precious farmlands and tur- neighbouring to-23 in

nbg it from cropgrowing to wave sent a strongly

industrialization which the worded petition to the f ederal * . e-m .e .

CJO Alles firm proposed to do when its annual report was released in Bridgeport* Con- necticut* last Thursday ev- erdr4h

The inhabitants of neigh- boring Neidleburgen reacted quickly to the proposalofthe CX Alles firm (which ws released las% Thursday ev- ening at their Twenty-fif%h Annual Stockholders and Stocktakers Meeting in Brid-

government ln wasmngton They claim the building of a $57 million plant to construct platinum doorknobs will ruin the town’s economy@ We wholehear%edly do not disa.. gree with the burghers3 statements and joininsaying the e v i 1 moneygrabbers might do worse than stay out of our Pennsylvania-Dutch heartland* Dutchland uber alles=

Ld Editorial policy? What editorial policy?

Imdustry Is Essential some opposition from resi-

A special report from dents it does not seem un- B ridg epo rt# Connecticub sure their protests will be last week revealed this area overcome when %hey are is high on the lists of those firms wishing to reloca%e in CaI-=k

A meeting of %heC.I.Alles company revealed plans for a $57 million factory to be built in Kitcheneps indust- rial bowel near the peaceful neighbouring village of Nei- dleburgen.

Although there has been

made aware of %he facts. The Alles plant will bring

in millions of dollars toKit- chene?s tax coffers as well as prosperity to the small tOWIL

While tradition and senti- mentality do not lack in im- portance$ they cannot &and in the way of material pro- mess.

POINT OF FEW Whose Right To Predudice? ObSCeie on the newspaper a% %heUni=

versity of Windsor (January 32) mentions obscenities which we women crusaders from Carrie Nation toChuck Whitton from Ma Murray %o Thoroughly Modern Minnie Marr have continually ne- verendingly4 ceaselessly fought to erase from the minds of our youth.

In recent monthsithas be- men sent a letter of support To the Editors I am com-

come almost readily reali- and congratulations to the pletely disgusted and a-

zable that in the course of studen% organizer of frater- shamed at your obscenepam certain events that Greek nities when approval had per0 1 refer specuically to letter societies, also refer been granted. - page 33, January 8. On %hat

red to asfra%ernities, should We are not unimpressed page appeared the grossest

be reassessed as to their tit-h the students attitude a% and most obscene th@ ‘hat releveance and value. the University of Windsor I have eve’ seen’

At the University of Wa%- and jf frats were like thaton There* in livid black and

erloo$ the Stoodent Federa- all campuses we should see white, appeared, yes* I am

tion maintains that only it has no reason why they chouldn’% ‘shamed to say@ appeared* the right %O Offh2kLlly gh? &ke oVer~StU&nk&ititye w'h no dtemptto Cover md recognition to s%udent The

delete from the innocen% eyes

groups, and they refuse to student fraternity of

committee stressedthat they your readers a NAVELa

give official recognition to fraternities or any similar

believe in working hand-& This kj.nd of obscenity has

no place in a family journal

group which it feels is dis- hand wi%h the admimstrationa that sits around the house* in

crimate in its admission of “‘I’hiS b %heOdY WaY SOCie%Y front of the nice warm fire

members where suchadmis- accepts* We would never go with apiping hot dinner on the

sion criteria is based on per= agtinst the admimstration* %able# where children-nice8

sonal characteristics~ The administration is with loving* WASP#children-can us all the waY~$’ saldfrater- w-hue this ammach may tity spokesmen see such a grossitya

have cer%ain meritorious as- Unless there is some ac-

pects, we are far more par- And we at Th&g,as pro= tion taken to insure that this

tial to the approach taken by tectors of morality and dew type of thing won% happena-

the administration of the Un- fenders of the fai%h# being gain I will have to call my

iversity of Windsor wi%h re- firmly sure that this is a mo- son M/Myth H.D. Goldbrick

spect to %he ~fficialapproval therhood issue* definitely (presently serving at ~uc

and recognition of-the Greek back fraternities$ at least as Bhac$ Vietnam) and inform

letter societiesa fieY are se% up at Windsora h$m how his favorite newspa-

At Windsor the president And we are not the least Per has degenerated into a a(-j (-Jem of S%u(-j.pn%s (-&i&d worried d3Ol.d dksCl%nha- newdspapera they would approve the frat- tion at Windsor* because of MRS HORACE DUNG

ernities and se% rules for its strong Catholic founda- GOLDBRICK

their operationm We find this tions. As long as they rnw paternalism most self-sac- age to ignore Detroit City Squdi dgar

rificing md admirable8 even %hey shouldn$t have trouble To the Editor-z Your story to the extent that the dean Of keeping their groups clean

rut A series of articles in the

New York Times from North Vietnam caused some con= trover sy in the United States a few months ago- They ap= peared to reflect on UeS. policy and the truthfulness of its information services3 and infuriated the Washington ‘&hawks @#

ernment claim and may en= rage some of the s-called liberal minds as a result

Recently %he medical writ- er for the Times8 Dra How= ard Aa Rusk* visited South Vietnam* One of his spec-

The Times has now pro- duced another story which8 in contrast9 supports a gov=

A subscription fee included in their annual student fees efltitles U of W students to receive the Chevron by mail during off-campus terms. Non-students: $4 annually. Authorised as second-

class mail by the Post Qffke department, OttawaP and for payt99ent of postage in cash. Send address changes promptly to: The Chevron, University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario.

The South Berlin city council voted to take its tea break at 8~30 instead of a% 9:QO0 A motion to make milk available to the members was abandoned at tea break timea This move in 1898 was %.he firs% change since the beer break at 9:30 wasabo& itioned in lJ742~

l94’&--There were49 adult fares and 53 childrens fares on the trolley coach yes%er- daya This Is a sizeable z!nm crease over 1945 when no==

It could be wrote in sucha way so as to not use such, I hate to see in the family jour- ml that lies beside the fire- place& a warm dinner on the %able and a thoroughbred mongrel canary chirping in i%s fruit jar, words asd4 squ- alid? and %wlgarity~~ a shame to even look a% the word-myeyse rea closde as i tyep thisd)*

1 have made a resolution to complain whenever some- thing newsworthy happens or borne vulgar& should be forced upon your innocent wid+eyed readers and gap bage pail stuffers0

My last letter complaining of the umbelical attachment has proven efJfective-such obscene illustrations are now masked when they dis- grace your newsprinta

MRS HGRACE DUNG GOLDBRICK

body rode the trolley coach because Berlin had a street car ins%ead*

1943--- Waterloo Univer= si%y of Waterloo dismissed five students for walking in the left hand side of the ha& WWQ

1962--The Kitchener Sch=. western of %he Black Men- nonite group announced that membership in the group had doubled since its founding in. 19(x2& There are now four members of the sect0

CONTRARY EDITOR

Secrecy Issue

Solved by HUGHIE TENPIN

I havens% yet recovered from the last Boardof Gove- nors meeting I was at up at %he University of Waterloo.

Used to be I was a bit overawed to find myself, a Plain Con%rary E&%or, sitting with all those Corporate Liberal Fascists at those long %ables in the Board and Senate Room (just down the hall from bat Washroom with all the mar- velous scribblings on %he wall* %hatI wrote about last week).

But no% any more. In fact, it seems that my being a llt%le old Contrary Edi%or has beenof some good to the Un- iversity. I gather that the students (probably the same ones who write on washroom wall+incidentally, Fergus has solved the problem by -mixing sand with the painta which s%ops pencjls but not lipstick) want us to have our Board meetings open so they can see what’s going on.

But Gerry and Carl and Irafigure they#vego% it solved and told those up&arts see They told them to read my column because I blab everything immediately. Why, the Faculty Of Fine Arts I reported on in November 1966 ha&t even been announced yet!

Which all goes %o pmve that if the students weren’% so busy running around yelling ?L’wenty-threes skidoo!” but were reading good li%erature like my column %hey migh% learn something,

* ** Speaking of the University* i%‘s too badwe can*t afford

to pay our Professors more. I’m sure I saw Dean Minas masquerading as a University President 0) in a movie called Horsefea%hers the other night on my genuine Elec- %rohome (made bv Carl) TV set. Used the name 44Grouchti*.

Continued From Three tients in these overcrowded

Columns To The Left, facilities are stiering from %he normal diseases and ins-

Nine Inches D6wn juriw

MAPALM Approximately 15 percent are war casualties* many 0f

ial missions was to try and %he wounded being victims of

determine how much injq Vietcong terrorisme He saw was being caused to civilians 0W two cases of patients

by U.S. air attacks. burned by phosphorus shells

One of the per&ten% crit= and most of the doctors he

i&rns of U.S. policy has %alked with had never seen been that these air assaul%~ a napalm case0 were burning anddisfiguring *** thousands of innocen% civili- These findings, the Times arm, %hrough the use of nap- has acknowedged$ are alm bombs. strong evidence for U.S.

Dr. Rusk, visiting 20 lms- claims thatitistakingspe- pitals in Sou%h Vietnam from clal precautions no% to injum

the northern flp of %he coun- civilians while realizing %hat %ry %o i%s se*girt southern i% is inevitable some will be %ip$ was unable to find a sin- victims. gle pa%ient who had been bur- The London Economis% re= ned by napalm. cen%ly suggested it accep%ed

He visited all kinds of this view of whatwas actually hospitals from those in the hiking place. It may be that largest cifles to the smallest fact does eventually catch U P

in remote areas. He report- wi%h fiction,, although it takes ed %hat 85 percent of%hepa- a Lang time.

by ERSTWHILE CHECKOHPOINT Rag staff writer

I happened to see a ra%her interesting hand last weeka I was down in New York for the Annual Convention of the American Society of Itiner- ant Ukelele Stringers when I came upon this hand. My old friends Hedley Wissker and Mark Kards were sitting north south.

South opened with a club and West ordered two cokes from a pas sing waitera North promp%ly doubled this bid and the bidding paused while E as% pondereda His problem was whether to spike his coke wi%h Sco%ch or RummO

He then decided to pass and upon his return from the Washroom tossed in a cue bid of two spadesa This8 of course9 was the Wilkinson Convention indicating that he held at least 13 cards in his handa

South then bi.d two no- trump signtiying the ace of diamonds* three spades and a feeble mind,, West bid three clubs much to %he d.is= gust of East who mumbled

something corwdw his doubts as to the legitimate birth of the former.

The bidding finally conclu- ded when North bid three no- trump% East doubled8 South homered and West struck outa

NORTH

WEST EAST

SOUTH

West led the Ace of Clubs+ North tossed the biddy* and when East dropped a rose* South was plainly euchred*

Wes% took a swing at North who duckedm East pulled a 25mm Walther PPK and Sou%h whipped out his math- ete and ne&ly severed East$s arm at the wrist.

And there i% was3 bridge fans8 one of the most inter- es%ing hands I have seen all year laying there on the table clutching a Wal%her PPKe

ONLY EDITION - last year UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, WATERLOO, ONTARIO, FRIDAY, MARCH 22, Km3 3 pages, .I8 section - TEN POSAP PENNIES

HUP TWO 34~Suzuki Mobilised Pianos demonstrates its six-man model that the Berlin and Elmiry Marching Band hopes to use in to-day’s parade and opening.

Rag Pit by Rhinoceros Armpitz

Campus Paper Obscenities Raise Local Complaints

. by DAlSEY E. MORON Rag staff writer

The student newspaper of the University of Waterloo has offended the prurient in- terest of the citizens of the Twin Cities. In their issue of Friday March 15% the Chev- ron carried an obviously phony ad containing. a four- letter word which was re- peated many times.

The illeged obscene word mea.ns d% have an aware- ness and understanding of everything around you? The intent of this obscene act was made even more lucid and clear elsewhere in the sharneful ad spoof where the filthy students wrote tc wear out your fingers?

The ad feebly satirizes the upstanding telephone camp- any which serves this com- munity. Especially it slan- ders the commerciti adver- tising section of this comp- any’s directories.

The disgusting four-letter word appears four times in this item. Kitchener police department’ s vice-squad will ptiss charges as soon as they find time to gather evidence. They are current-

ly cleaning up the Elmiry

Lootheran bingo ring which is making it difficult for the loca3 parishes to make mon- ey for charity balls.

The complaint ahut the filth at the university was laid by Mrs. Minnie Blem- ish, whose husband used to be on the Board of Governors at the U. of W. Mrs. Blem- ish has been phoning every- body* as she put ita *% pre- vent the furtner distribution to our moral public of fiis squalid vulgarity.”

‘&These ’ students have got to be put in their place. They’re not spending enough time studying and learning what they’re supposed to?

Mrs. Blemish went as far to call the provincial boss* Mrs. John &Captain Parmen- teti Robarts, who was licking trading stamps at the time. Mrs. Robarts was in agree- ment with Mrs. Blemish say- @h 4iIt% time something was done about these smart- aleck students and their scandalsheets. I had John take away those immoral beer advertisemen& from the campus tabloids. Maybe we should make it illegal for them to have any ads at all. That would fix them?

-Campus Centre Opens ay At U. of W.

by BILL DESMOND Rag staff writer

The stidents at the campus of the University of Waterloo

Vietnam from column 5

quadrangles which will ap- point scapegoats to apower.. less central government un- der the LB&backed imper- ialists in Saigon. Meanwhile,

the ‘de facto warden of all Vietnam, Ho Chi Minh$ will be able to rule without inter- ference from below-the lower structures will be too busy playing with themselv- f?S?

&#I hope to learna lot while in Vietnam,s’ Goldbrick said* “In addition to making a kill- ing on the yellow market* I feel there will be more op- px-h.mity to make a profit in the ICC, and since Ho Chi Minh is only a fraternity which I don? recognizes I knew there will be nothing to worry about.

%nd when I get back home* X3m going to marry (maybe a girl) in New Ham- bWp

MRS. MINNIE BLEMISH . . . puckers for press

Tradition

Followed Following in the line of

his father Jack Yensen Sr.* Jack Yensen Jr.# named his son Jack Yensen Jr. Thus Jack Yensen Jr. (No. 1) is now Jack Yensen Sr. (No. 2)

9 Sunny, Wild WHETHER

Continuing wild, no wind, from Freezing snow, 57 degrees, chance storm (Details page 33, section 8).

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page 144 iwe 3 page 3 page 13 guess

Che Ckpoint. . . . , . . . . , . , . Se ?, , . who cares “All right Morgan, you know the rule aoou1 Tra- ternities on campus!”

are ecstatic today as their The students will have the longawaited Campus Centre privilege to witness the op- Building will be opened to ening ceremonies to be per- them. formed at 12:30 pm noon. The

Three Concerts And Circus UNIWAT (KP) (Chevron

Press)- Homecoming Chairman DorrylPayneran-

ounced the other day the igning of famed singerGor- .on Lighffoot for not one but would you believe) three [omecuming Concerts. Pay- .er said he thought it would be a neat idea to have three once&$ one for each of his lbums (if the third is ever eleased).

just one?? added Payner. 44 Wepre also bringing in a

circus (a real one with lions and tigers and bears* and a daring young man on the fly- ing trapeze) in an effort to add a small touch of variety to the Homecuming activit- ies.*’

Payner saidhe hopedto set a precedent for majorweek- ends.

‘#That way all the people on %etting precedents is he executive of the Home- fun,‘$ he added* 44Maybe for uming Committee, who get Winterland we cangetaLan= n free8 can hear &PiddIin* caster bomber and convert it let@ three times instead of into a coffee shop?

Bridgeport Man Off To Vietnam

BRIDGEPCRT (KPM &-year-old Bridgeport man Left Tuesday for Sue Bhac, VietnamB to become a bu+ zaucrat with the Irrational :onfusion Commission. He will join the Polish pacifist Alexander Gabriel Vaneyd- tevra and the great Indian 3WU* Maharishi Mehesh Wnas~ who are currently getting nowhere in the pur- suit of piece.

M/Myth Harold D. Gold- brick is the sonof Mrs. Ho> ace Dung Goldbrick of 2469 Bridge Street Southeast and Horace Dung Goldbrick of no fixed address.

Goldbrick was home for a week after a tour of off-duty in Nastyha$ the Bahamas& where he was working onhis Piled High and Deep thesis, but Nastyhau Lutheran Uni- versity refused to grant him his degree because the thesis was suggestive (it. was about cows) and because he quoted Dr. George Haggar as apol- ltical expert outstanding in his field.

Goldbrick said, for the Re- cord, that he was going to Vietnam under the sponsor- ship of the Graduate Student Society to do gorilla re- search for them. dtTheGrad Cong are having great diffi- culty in their gorillawarwith the Iler military regime backed by the Corporate Li- beral Fascists in the Fed- eration of Stoodents. Despite the financial and moral back.. ing of the great Peoples8 R& public of Philosophys the Bad Brad Glad Grad Grab Fad is not succeeding?

About the current situation in Vietnam, Goldbrickoffer- ed a tried..and..true solution

o the problem. % will be necessary to demoralize evm %yone. This can be done by naking both governments pork under impossible sys- sms.

d8I propose that South Viet- zim be divided into four

Continued on COI. 3

Chancellor of the Aryan At?- fairs Commission, The Mighty Myth Harold D. Gold- brick, Assistant Publisher of the Rag* will speak at the first ophishal opening.

Also, there will be the AAC% Berlin And Elmiry Marching Band which may use its marching piano if it arrives in tim.e.

The opening will feature obscene Jim Nagel$ Editor of The Chevron who will recall some of the grossexchanges of words that students used in their vain attempts to force the sensible adminis t&ion to build an unneces- sary building that only stu- dents would get much use out of.

Religion Editor of the I&W Rag, Sandy Bared, who is al- so Chief Druid of The Aryan Affairs Commission& - to have delivered the in~oc~+ tion, but will be unable to & tend due to a previous com- mitment-he is spending two weeks at Bible SchooL

The organizers have promised not to disappoint the students who were to be thrilled by Mister Bared. In- stead of an invocation* they will have a convocation.

Lots Married In 1965 approximately 50

percent of married people in the United States were fe- males. The statistic does not include California.

BOMBS AWAY-Testing began this week on a new nuc- lear rocket system, a top-secret defence project at the U. of W. The launching tube, not yet tested, is cleverly disguised as a not-so-cleverly-designed unesthetic smoke- abatement facility. Tip came from lgor Gouzenko’s son *who is training on campus as a narc and double- agent.