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Elvis Presley said
It’s Now or Never
Bet Mum said the same thing!
Beer goes UP to
1/7d!!!!!
Have to switch to shorts!
Stirling Moss wins Monaco Grand Prix
despite losing his licence
Who needs a licence, anyway?
Then on 16th December
- the highlight of the year
Desmond Keiher
was dropped from a great
height
- and has never been the same since
Oh No! It’s the “F” word, that terrible “F” word, stop me, please before I say it, before I lose control and say it again, and again and
again.
Oh No! Too Late!
Don’t feel old and depressed
because you’re 50!
Things could be worse
- you could be pregnant
Cheer up
- here’s the perfect present for a man of
your age
- hot chicks with a fast car
And to end this show
- a traditional Hawaiian wish
- don’t get excited this isn’t a hint about your present
May your coconuts never hang lower than your grass skirt
Now, where’s the cake????