10 Real Weird Jobs

1. ZombieYou can make an unhealthy £30,000 a year by shuffling around and drooling at the London Bridge Experience in London.

2. Fortune Cookie WriterSound like fun the first time, but just wait until you're struggling to find that thousandth innovative way to tell somebody they’re about to meet a tall dark stranger, while not insinuating that it could be death.

3. Chicken SexerA chicken sexer’s sole job is to discern whether new hatchlings are male or female.You have to have special training to be able to identify the right chick gender because at hatching all the chicks’ reproductive organs are inside their body.

4. Body Farm CaretakerThese farms help forensic students study decomposition in different situations, meaning that they can do more of that neat deductive stuff you see on CSI where they tell you how long ago the victim was murdered and that they were having a nice bath in mud at the time.

5. Cow InseminatorThere has to be somebody who is willing to stick their arm, all the way up to the shoulder, up a cow’s vagina. Step forward the cow inseminator.

6. Worm PickerThat’s right, for the princely sum of as much as 4 cents per worm you can make your living crawling across Canadian farm fields pulling up wiggling bait and stuffing them into a cup.

7. Egg BreakerEgg smellers, also more pleasantly known as egg breakers (but with no less unpleasant duties), are employed to separate yolks and whites for use in food products and sniff out the bad eggs in the batch.

8. Virtual Gold FarmerSpend hours online on multiplayer fantasy games such as World of Warcraft, slowly and laboriously farming gold, then sell it to other people who have been forced to get real jobs to pay real money for currency that doesn’t exist.

9. Roadkill CleanerShovel their rotting corpses off the highway and into the back of your pickup truck..

10. Shark Tank CleanerShare your job with one of nature’s most deadly predators while simultaneously being watched by a crowd of onlookers who are secretly hoping you'll get eaten, and you've entered the world of shark tank cleaning.