Rube Goldberg Device

If connected directly to a power supply, that power supply gains +2 power

"Looks great on paper!"

0 0 Henchperson Cloning Device

The part directly attached to this card cannot be the target of other players'

actions or effects.

0 0

Maniacal Laughter

Double the doom of the part directly connected to this card.

"Mwa ha ha ha ha (gasp) ha ha ha haa…"

0 0 Hero's Secret Weakness

The part directly attached to this card cannot be the target of actions or effects.

0 0

Glowing Pickle

The part directly attached to this card consumes 0 power.

0 0 Lightning Rod

If connected directly to a power supply, that power supply gains +2 power

0 0

Really Sweet Spoiler

"Dude, I modded my deathray. It's mad dope!"

0 1 Single Weak Point

You may play this card into another player's machine. If Single Weak Point is in your machine, you may put it

into another player's machinewhen you rearrange. Single Weak Point may not be disabled to conserve power.

1 -1

Necronomicon

You may take two draw actions in a turn (i.e. draw a second time instead of

playing or rearranging)

1 0 Master Control Room

All directly connected parts gain +2 doom.

"Master control room? But I…"

1 0

Femme Fatale

You may play this card into another player's machine. The directly attached part produces no doom.

You can't disable Femme Fatale for power or attach it to a power supply.

1 0 Monocle

During your draw phase, if you take one, you may look at another player's hand.

"Does this eyepiece make my butt look big?"

1 1

One Inept Guard

"Hey! You guys can't just barge in here! Well… I guess you can. Mmm, donuts…"

1 1 Das Pushenbuttons

ACHTUNG!

1 1

Das Blinkenlights

relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten

1 1 Giant Paramecium

"Look out for those pseudopodia."

1 1

Mecha-Spider

"RAID™ probably won't cut it here."

1 1 Ghost of Oppenheimer

If the game ends with a DOOMSDAY card (not with the deck running out), this card

is worth 3 doom. COUNTDOWN TO DOOMSDAY increases this to 4.

1 1

Protagonist Detainment Device

You are immune to the effects of: Mine Shaft Gap, Pyramid Scheme,

and Swiss Numbered Account.

1 1 Rubber Duckie

"Rubber duckie, you're the one… for EVIL!"

1 2

Stinky Litterbox

There's evil, and then there's RANCID.

1 2 10 Kilovolt Joy Buzzer

"Why are you wearing that capacitor backpack?"

1 2

Quantum Rift Device

"A device which makes very small holes was NOT what I had in mind."

1 2 Gym Socks

"8 PE points of funk!"

1 2

Nukular Ken™ and Barbie™

"That's not what I meant by 'nuclear family.'"

1 2 Maze of Death

"I don't like the part where our plan hinges on the hero being dumber than lab

rats."

1 2

Acid Squirt Gun

"Try the new Super Soaker H2SO4!"

1 3 Virtual Reality Simulation Chamber

"Whoa… I know ikebana."

1 3

Bovine Gravitational Propulsor

"We'll avoid suspicion by disseminating the story that the cow jumped. Throw in

something about silverware."

1 3 Dirty Socks

"There's rancid, and then there's EVIL."

1 3

Mutant Badger

"Mushroom MUSHROOM!"

1 3 Nanomites

When you play this, draw a card.

"They're like sea monkeys, only smart. And evil."

1 3

Vial of Vile Plague

"It takes a twisted mind to develop sarsinfluebolanthrax pox."

1 3 Cybernetic Virtual Terror Simulator

Definitely do NOT relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten

1 3

Weather Control Machine

"This afternoon will be partly cloudy with a 50% chance of EVIL!"

1 4 Laser Array

"'Array out of bounds' error!? How do you aim this thing?"

1 4

Time Machine

If a player plays the DOOMSDAY card, you may destroy the Time Machine to counter its effect. The game continues

as normal.

2 0 Inertial Dampeners

All directly connected parts have their power consumption

reduced by 1. This can't reduce power consumption below 0.

2 1

Continuum Transfunctioner

When you draw, draw two cards, choose one, and place the other

at the bottom of the deck.

2 2 At-Home Railgun Kit

"Don't try this at home."

2 3

Soylent Green

"Vegetarian and lo-carb options available."

2 3 Polar Ice Cap Defroster

When played, all other players must return a terminal part other than Femme Fatale

or Single Weak Point to their hands.

2 3

Undead Zombie Army

"I am an army of one. Well, about .9 with the decay and all, but it still sounds

nice."

2 5 Oompa-Loompas

You may take two play actions in a turn (i.e. play a second card instead of

drawing or rearranging)

2 3

Hypnosis Beam

"Osmosis beam, mitosis beam… it's in this catalogue somewhere…"

2 5 E-Z Black Hole Generator

"Well, eventually."

2 5

IKEA™ ICBM Platform

"Trendy AND explosive! Only 12 easy payments of $16,849.99! (PhD in nuclear

engineering not included)

2 5 Volcano Detonator

When played, choose and destroy a terminal part on anyone's machine of doom value less than 4. You may not destroy a power supply.

2 4

Nucleoplasm Antiproton Deagitator

"I deagitated your mom's nucleoplasm antiprotons last night."

2 6 Mysterious Alien Artifact

"We've scared off the monkeys, now how does it work?"

2 6

Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams

"I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams

attached to their heads."

2 7 Terawatt LAZ0R

"No, not 'laser.' LAY-ZERRR."

2 7

The Abstraction Barrier

This card's doom is increased by the sum of the power draw of all directly connected cards

which are not powered down.

3 1 Solar Deprivation Array

"Every plant and tree will die!

The town's sundial will be useless!"

3 7

Evil Lincoln

"Four gores and seven fears ago…"

3 8 8 Kilotons of Democracy

"It's hard work!"

3 7

Pirates!

"Captain Strangebeard, or how I learned to stop worrying and love this carrrd."

3 8 Mongolian Hordes

"How many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?"

3 8

Orbital Death Ray

"We're going to need more extension cords."

6 16 Army of Robo-Ninjas

"And they're solar powered!"

"They're ninjas." "…oops."

6 16