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T H E L I N K

J U N E 1 9 3 8

M ISS F IN E ’S SCHOOL

H a e r e n t mfixt pectorc b o l t u s berbaque.Virgil , Aeneid, IV, 4.

To

MRS. ALBION

w h o taught us 'w here, in this dissolving scheme,

to pause and read its meanings .

H i n kM I S S F I N E ' S S C H O O L

V o l . x v i n J u n e m s N o . 3

B O A R D O F E D I T O R S

J o a n T a y l o r , ' 3 8 ............................................... E dito r-in -C h ie f

E l e a n o r M o r g a n , ’3 8 ............................................................................ Literary E d ito r

J ’ A n n e A s h l e y , ’ 3 8 V r . „A n n e W e l c h , ’3 9 \ - ............................................................ Literary CommitteeA g n e s A g a r , ’4 0

H e l e n C r o s s l e y -, ’3 8 ........................................................................B u sin ess M anager

L i l y B u c h a n a n , ’3 8 .....................................................................A dvertising .Manager

L o u i s e F e n n i n g e r , ’3 8 1M o l l i e H a l l , ’3 8 ;...........................................................A dvertising C ommitteeB e t t y H i l l , ’3 8

R o b e r t a H a r p e r , ' 3 8 ............................................................... Subscription M anager

K a t h a r i n e E i s e n h a r t . ’3 8 ............................................................................A rt E d ito r

M a d e l e i n e T a r r , ’3 8 ........................................................................... Exchange E d ito r

M a r t h a H e a t h , ’4 2 ........................................................................ Intermediate E d ito r

T A B L E O F C O N T E N T S

p a g e

D e d i c a t i o n . . . . . 6

F a r e w e l l . . . . . 8

S e n i o r C l a s s . . . . . 9

L a s t W i l l a n d T e s t a m e n t . . . 21

M e x i c a n M u r a l . Jo Herring, ex-’38 23

C l a s s C h a r t . . . . 24

P r o p h e c y . . . . . 2 9

S<EniOR FRR6 UUGLL

E HA VE waged a war on sentim entality, b u t in the end we have lost. A little younger th an most classes, we faced the Upper School with the same boldness we

exhibited to Miss Barger in the Lower and thought we proved our strength with stubbornness. A little surer we were right, we opposed the teachers a t their every move. We had no cause for our defiance; we argued when we knew th a t we were beaten, b u t hated the admission; and to those teachers now we wish to express our appreciation for their interest and m uch-needed patience. A little more optim istic because of our youth , we looked forward always to w hat was ahead. In the P rim ary th is m eant the giant-strides and as Interm ediates we were im patien t tor the change to S tudy H all and the mys­teries of the S tudent Council. F irm ly established downstairs in the front rows, we were eager for the new teachers and the years when we should obtain driving licenses. L ast fall, we returned, noisy as ever and m ore than ready for the joys of the Senior S itting Room and the luxury of studying under the chestnut trees. But now as the year is ending, we feel a sad­ness and are tem pted to look back, and though th is is our Spring to say “good-bve,” let us keep looking forward, knowing th a t to the memories of these years we shall never say farewell.

K A T I IA K I N E E l S E N H A R T

Yo u want to speak to K a v — well, that doesn't make you exactly unique: everyone wants to speak to K a y . Push your w ay through the mill ing throng about her desk and y o u ’ll find her (.lashing off the last lines ol an admirable contribution to the L i n k (one ol many), or drawing Brian Aherne as Hamlet, while outlining the future policies ot the D ram atic Club, the Senior Class, and the Athletic Association (of all o f which she is president) to a panting henchman, or demonstrating how she hit E above high C last night ( " D \ o u want me to sing louder?” ), or re laying the latest gossip (“ But m y deah, haven ’t you heard?” ) to the more regular members ol her salon who stand about 'in silence a lw ay s : trying to stop K a y in lull con­versational flight is about as effective as trying to dam Niagara with a sieve) with admirat ion in their eyes, all duly noted and approved b v L a d v Bountifu l. K a y ’s been in the school since First Grade and has amassed a brilliant scholastic record. When not otherwise occupied, she is the Art Ed itor o f the L i n k and a member ol the Student Council, and she’s quite "re a d y , willing, and able ’ ’ to give anything else a try.

I A N N E A S H L E YA mere observer might say that

Bug-W ug’s (spectacular nickname! I main trait is her inscrutabili ty ; tor she is often glimpsed with the far­a w a y look in her eves that signifies great and unsharable thoughts. But who could maintain that opinion having once heard her laugh rico­cheting off the walls of M iss Dor- w art ’s room as J ’Anne rocks back and forth, seized with mirth at our latest misunderstanding of Virgil? Possessed o f a mature graciousness o f intellect, masked by an often childish exterior, one minute will find her exclaiming over U innie-the Pooh, the next, pursuing with equal enjoym ent Sesame and L ilie s . B e ­cause she has a different sense ol values from most people, she has been regarded for years as a sort of blonde M ona Lisa (see picture) and a Great Hum an E n ig m a; but it is our contention that she is a modern version of the classic spirit, s im ­plicity itself, and can be relied on for a candid opinion- -w hen and if asked for; you certainly uv// noI get it otherwise.

L I L Y B U C H A N A N"Oh, for heaven s sake, where ’s

that ice-man?" a distracted Lily cries, rushing past us, a bunch of balloons clutched in one hand and a broom in the other, the small and disheveled chairman of the Dance Committee working hard. This a p ­pearance of emotional upheaval is only one side o f the picture, how­ever. for L ilv is perhaps the most controlled of those temperamental Seniors, and usually contents her­self, when distraught, with drawing sailboats all over her books. We wouldn’ t go so far as to s a y that she is a perfect reversal of the saying “ an angel in disguise,” but pretty diabolical thoughts have been known to emerge f rom her cranium, masked by a most demure and innocent ex­terior. The tact, insight, and pa­t ie n ce she c o m b in e s w ith th is slightly Machiavell ian complex have made Lily indispensable to us (her poise makes her a marked woman in a class of highly inflammable and volatile tempers) and one ol our most popular and efficient Student Council presidents.

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H E L E N C R O S S L E Y

Her hair gleaming like a white light in a tunnel, Hel ratt les up on “ G ar iba ld i ,” a reciilcitrant bicycle which has been knov\n to toss her olT. She belongs to the exclusive brigade who ride to school from the environs of Batt le Park every morn­ing, and looks the personification of Lanz of Salzburg. She must have had great foresight, because she voyaged to the T yro l before anyone had realized that a craze for all things Austrian was coming, and she returned well adorned a l ’Au- trichienne before the shopgirls of Saks even knew how to pronounce “ dirndl.” The juniors will have a difficult task a n y w a y to fill the gap which we leave (numerically), but their severest task will be to equal Helen’s record. She dislikes to have us discuss her brilliance, so we shall leave only this broad hint, which will save us m any superlatives.

E L E A N O R E S T E

A great stam ping is heard— the fa iry footfalls which herald the a p ­proach of our horsewoman. With a loud “ what a week-end!” Rich tears into class wearing jeans and her best western boots. She glances cautiously at the sky and hopes it will rain because she “ must clip those horses today .”

This skilled equestrienne is torn between Wyoming and Southern Pines, with a definite interest in cer­tain parts ol N ew Jersey. She m an­ages to prolong her vacations by caring for horses in a conveniently distant state. She hopes to have a stable ol her own some day , and un­less her famous independence and single-mindedness give out, s h e l l have it. D o n ’t imagine that she has never done anything for us here at school— that would be something of a misconstruction. But when you read her contribution to the L i n k this y e a r you m ay have noted that here, too, she swung into the saddle.

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M A R I O N E S T ESome /u’in s are very much alike,

Iitil u r are not a bit;In f a d , since chiltihooiV s iiai/s we've

beenEach other s opposite.A “ Well, I don ’t know,” followed

b y a n e m b a r r a s s e d c h u c k l e is Marion ’s own clever wa v o f a voiding intimate questions she doesn’t par­ticularly want to answer. For she is often besieged by a group o f a t ­tentive triends who love nothing better than to tease (and inciden­ta lly to satiate their curiosity) con­cerning a variety of subjects running from that Balt imore week-end to where she can procure suitable a n ­tiques for the school play. An even disposition has Marion, (likely to ruffle only when she is mistaken for her t w i n ), which helped to make her the steadiest player 011 the hockey team and aided her in tossing her team to the championship in basket­ball. The snappiest automobile in the class, the envied-o^-aU-who- behold-it Eurip ides, will carry her next y e a r to C o lb y (near D a r t ­mouth).

L O U I S E F E N N I N G E R

Resistance to mob rule in a c ­tion or opinion we consider to be of great wor tii, so imagine our respect for “ Kenning” when she maintained stony silence throughout the singing of " T h e Batt le H ym n of the R e p u b ­lic,” unquelled by M iss H ofm ann’s questioning, gaze. It was no cold that was ham pering her vocal chords, but her love o f the 0 1 ’ South and loya lty to Southern traditions. But 110 Southern languor is apparent 111 this rebel. T h e tomes that litter her desk give mute proof of teeming activity . Also, Louise is one of the members of the Social Problems c lass, who finger the braille at insti­tutes lor the blind and finger the dust at the rescue missions. When not writing reports on motors for Miss Prince she is undoubtedly tracking down a little gossip with the same determination. Fe w things can stir her from these her favorite indoor sports— except her brothers and ad-hunting!

R O B E R T A H A R P E RSis is blessed with naturally curly

hair, the e n v y ot an admiring public. She takes our compliments as non­chalantly as she takes our raving about her matchless tan; lor Sis is our “ sun-worshipper.” She might also be a Rothschild, the way she handled the slow payers ol L i n k subscriptions and wrung the ducats out ol them. We can ’ t give a very apt report ot her outside activities, but as ior school, well: In one y e a r she acquired a position on the v ar ­sity hockey squad and became one o f our best forwards in basketbal l; and now the lamil iar c ry when Sis comes to bat is, “ H eavy batter! Fielders spread o u t ! ” We lincl her next singing lustily in the Glee C lub or arguing with s Mil ler as to whether she m ay use Benjam in F ra n k ! in \f /lulobioflraphy/ as an ex­ample “ just once more.”

M O L L I E H A L L

Beam ing broadly , Mollie sedately rolls into study hall. When she isn ’ t investigating social problems or considering a future as a nurse she m ay a lw ay s be found lending some­one a helping hand. She is equally efficient captaining a championship hockey team or materializing and conserving the properties in P rid e and Prejudice, and even M r. T o w e rs ’ hard driving couldn’t remove that winning smile. Something ot the serenity and loveliness ot tar-ott a n ­cestral Guernsey has entered into her being. Mollie is the confidante ol m any a member o f the class, and how she keeps all her secrets straight is a m ystery (as well as a slight worry J to most ot us.

We might add that Mollie is a most efficient practical joker and m any of us have been deluded by her tales from time to time. Special memorandum to K a y : T h at brother was fictitious. Special memorandum to M a sse y : Her mother is about as French as Westminster Abbey.

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B E T T Y H I L L

B is For BuickIn which “ lush g irl” gads.

E i s for energy Spent on L i n k a d s .

T w o T 's stand lor T renTon,) — questioning moods.

I I is tor happiness T h a t she exudes.

/ is for Icon/ Door:“ Old B e p p o " adorned it.

A is her leaningToward Music. D o n ’t scorn it.

The last / / s for laughter She brought us in leisure—

This person is B e t t y :T o know her ’s a pleasure.

C H A R M IA N K A P L A N

Ii Charm isn’ t wandering about the halls philosophizing about the vicissitudes o f life and ol Mrs. S n y ­der ’s Stock M arket, she ’s probably h u n t in g up som e n e v e r - b e l o r e - th ou gh t-o i article tor a helpless classmate— viz. the white nail polish she found for a prospective glamour girl. Th is talent made her a va lu ­able addition to the prop, committee o f P ride and P rejudice. T h ere ’s nothing small about C harm ian— she is endlessly, patiently generous. She thinks her thoughts by the ya rd and voices them liberally and with can­dour, and she has a wide variety o! interests Irom science to architec­ture.

C A R Y K E N N E D Y“ K a y , ll you don’ t hurry up we ll

go without y o u , ” threatens C ary , who gets very hungry about a quarter to one; and it ’s quite likely that C a r y will. Rugged indiv idual­ist par excellence, she has her own ideas on everything lrom socks to stirrup lengths.

An eruption of weird chortling sounds can usually be traced to C a ry on the window-sill of the s. s. r., lurching wild ly about with her face screwed into her own brand ol ec­stasy over a bit of native humor. If you want a new slant on an old, old story , get C a r y to interpret it; she can twist some wan bit of material into “ sock stuff . ’ ’ And if y o u want fervent and unfailing support tor a cause, go to C a rv , for if once you can capture her interest she’ ll argue the opposition into a coma.

M A R Y M A S S E Y

An im pressive “ M a r y Lam son M a sse y ” m ay be found neatly in­scribed on the flyleaf o f a bright blue French book. No other marks or signs ol wear mar the volume— not that she doesn’ t like to s tu dy— just that it ’s a lot o f bother. A completely typical remark was her M on day morning inquiry of s M i l ­ler, “ W hat class is th is?” After sufficient recuperation from one of fho.re w e e k - e n d s . M a r y strolls into study hall sporting a gay ker­chief, the latest gadget in charm bracelets, or some other tr icky little knickknack she’s found. One ol her most amiable characteristics is her ability to come up smiling after a hard scolding, a lw ays fr iend ly , “ with malice toward none and charity for a l l . ’ ’ L a s t y e a r found her busily oc­cupied as chairman o f the ticket committee and on the costume com­mittee for the school plays.

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E L E A N O R M O R G A NSw ish— swash! No. th at ’s not

the tide coming in -merely Morgan charging through the paper gleaning more little known facts about well known people. As the hell rings lor English, she still sits calmly among the scurry ing hordes, perusing the second section. For T u b b y is our link with the world of bright lights and woman-about-town extraordinary. The paper keeps her in touch be­tween weekly trips to New York which are chiefly devoted to piano lessons. Here we m a y state that her reading is ia r more extensive than this, and she is the only person who will be safe i! a question ap­pears on the College Board asking for a minute description o a minor novel by a minor novelist. But T u b b v ’s greatest reputation is as the C la ss Wit, and her superb phrases are tucked aw ay 111 our more meagre vocabularies for future re f­erence. T u b b y wants to be a career woman, but the question is: what career? However, il all develops as she wishes, she will soon be living in New York , well-dressed, well-fed, and well-paid.

M A R J O R I E M U N NHer hair tied up with a bow a la

Topsv , leaning languidly back in her chair making vague circular motions with a compass, is Munn, dreamily visualizing geometry, her visualiza­tions ever so slightly reminiscent of a Buck Rogers something-or-other from the 2 ;>th century, th e y ’re that complicated. Let it never be said of M unn that she takes the most direct route to a thing.

M arge can prophesy almost to the minute when an acute attack of giggles is going to arrive, and when she arouses herself, peers over her glasses, and announces that she feels all ' ia l fy - la l ly ” -well, there comes a time in the life of every man. etc. In her more serious moods she is a prolific authoress and also some­thing of an actress, on and off stage. A glimpse into the future would dis­close her, dram atica lly beautiful, with her sables held together by sa fety pins, drinking milk at FI Morocco.

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A N N ? : P E T T I T

Rattle, rattle —- a station-wagon churns up the drive and stops with a skid. From its deep recesses de­scend the collection ol Pettits headed b y Anne, who came back this (all. hav ing decided that M iss F in e ’s is best a l ter all. She inhabits the new­est and the most advantageously placed desk in the S tud y Hall, near the door, the mirror, and the pencil sharpener. She is the smiling girl who strolls into S tu d y Hall at 8 5 , bestowing a final soothing pat to her pompadour. One can find in the school a great m an y variations ol this coiffure, copied from the Pettit original.

Anne’s greatest irterest this yea r is slums and imbeciles, for Mrs. A l ­bion has set her feet on the path ot discovery with the other members ot the Social Problems class who meander around the halls discussing necessary prison retorms.

D O R I S S I N C L A I R

A n y November d ay a familiar sight was Oorie valiantly defending the goal, impeded by miscellaneous I ullbacks and the slippery mud. The cage was uninvaded all the season, tor which the hockey team blessed her mightily. Down in the locker room after practice, over the noise of flapping towels and splashing Amazons, she would hold lorlh on her sister ’s wedding plans, and we would all grow dewy-eyed and equally sentimental.

So y o u see that she is not all so­phistication, and she is a marvel ot independence in a class who live by their stooges. She takes down her own assignments, remembers her own mapbook, and grins at other people’ s jokes over the click ol her knitt ing needles. And unlike most faddists ’ , her sweaters never look moth-eaten with dropped stitches.

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B E A T R I C E S N O K ELike Lochinvar, Snookie came

out ol the \\rest, but unlike Lochin­var, she travels by air, and the thought o f lunch in Princeton and dinner in Detroit does not seem strange to her. But to the unin­itiated to t lu mysteries ot Hying she explains that you do go through clouds and the hostess really gives you tree gum.

As constant as was B r i ta in ’s oc­cupation o f E g y p t is Snookie ’s oc­cupation ot the s. s. r. She builds her life around it. We find her twisted up in the sagging brown chair, tearing through the ms. ot some pigmy ’s lile history or heatedly discussing strikes. We give you fair warning that she is one ot the class ’s most adept debaters, and it ’s worth the trouble to take a reef in an ex­aggerated statement before Snookie pins you down. But our most viv id mental picture of the lady from D e ­troit will remain that late morning glimpse o f her asleep on the balcony.

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M A D E L E I N E T A R R

The time is nine o ’clock, the place is three flights up, and M a d d y , called on to recite, shifts the scenery ot her face to begin her da ily panto­mime before she settles down to read her translation. This she has the utmost difficulty in finding, as her priceless manuscripts are usually camouflaged with drawings or an incipient poem. After more pre­liminaries she shoves off, her reading ot the Latin greatly enhanced by her dashing Spanish accent.

Her passion is Spain, and although she is an ardent Loyalist, 111 a debate she defended the rebel cause (against her will) so superbly that she was spurned tor months as a Fascist . Ev e n her cooking is influenced by the Spanish trend, and she shakes out spice with a happy hand. Hear, hear, y e ardent y e t impoverished males!

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J A N E T H O M A S

A t twenty-one minutes ot nine, the Mercer Street bicycle brigade roars into the driveway. When the mass is finally disentangled Jane appears, looking dignified and un­ruffled. E v e ry o n e has the mis­guided notion that jane is the quiet member of our class, but the real Jane is definitely vigorous; witness her spending most ot Feb ru ary and M arch sitting- in a mass o f crumpled papers trying to figure profit and loss on “ P. and P her famed mathematical mind emerging v ic­torious over the horrid columns o f figures.

Her pet abomination is our inter­pretation o f her listening look, which is taken tor boredom, and as our dislike for misrepresentation is in­tense we proffer ourselves as her champion, for this glance means only that she enjoys listening— and she makes a grand audience.

JO A N T A Y L O RIt you wish a refutation o f the

much used phrase “ beautiful but dum b,” Joan furnishes it. Nothing seems to escape her active eye and mind, and if she decides not to fol­low her father into a test tube, so to speak, she can be an actress or edit a magazine, judging from her school activities. Joan can usually be found basking in some sunny spot with an overflowing box ot Kleenex beside her, absentmindedly fussing with her braids, the tranquill ity of the scene interrupted only by par­oxysm s ot sneezing (hay tever); >r walking about the halls with a iar- a w a v look in her eye, muttering “ I ’ve simply got to learn Act II by this afternoon or ‘ U n c l e D o n ’ will murder m e;” or rehashing the latest news with Mrs. Keller in the L ib rary . H er classical ly calm ex­terior belies her inward fire, and she can be heard raising the root with the best ol us, or starting off on in­numerable tales ot her most recent travels , which invariably begin with “ In Belgium . . ” (Exit K ay .)

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B A R B A R A W A L L A C E

Our Ariel is possessed o f vivacity and energy which know no hounds. Perhaps it would be more suitable to call her M ercury , tor quick-silver never evaded us so neatly. Babbie helps make the fur fly in an y o f the s. s. r. discussions and then tears off to provide transportation tor charity patients. She has time enough to exhibit tr icky new dance steps, a t ­tend polo games, and change her coiffure da ily (the last leaves us agape). During the third week in February a ta m ilia rc rv was “ Which costume do I wear then and where is m y bonnet?” — which Babbie couIt 1 a lw ay s answer.

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF 1938

J. A.

L. B.

II. C.

K. E.

E. M.

E. E . and B. C. K.

M. E.

L. F.

M. II.

We, 1 lie Senior Class of ’38 Being now about to graduate,Do herein set down as benevolent This, our last will and testam ent.

We do bequeath in united mass Our lungs and feet to the Junior Class,1’hat they m ay keep the long-suffering halls Still quaking in their trem bling walls.

M y laugh I leave to T attersall, Joyce,To keep some classroom in pealing voice.To Sopwith, m y nautical address I will,T hat he m ay do better with his increased skill.On the movies’ costum ery, m y curls I bestow To crown the head of some coming Harlow.M y brains I leave—please handle w ith care—To be placed on exhibit a t the New York W orld’s

Fair.To Charlie M cC arthy my tongue T leave;I f Bergen goes no one need grieve.And my stock of wit I give to lack Benny;I t ’s m aterial fresh, if he’s ever had any.To the world we bequeath our skill equestrian:I t ’s a quick if not safe way for any pedestrian!To a tortoise I leave my precious green car,T hat he m ay travel both near and far.M y dialects Southern, acquired through the years, I will to Scarlett, if e’er she appears.M y “savoir faire” and calm I bequeath To those needy members in the class beneath.

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R. If . T o lack Armstrong, the hero to small sisters dear,1 leave three hundred sixty-live apples a year.

R. 11 To Stalin I leave niv laughter and jollity,M av Russia acquire new notes of frivolity.

C. K. To K. R., m y confidential conversationI leave, th a t “M y D ay ” m ay have new anim ation.

M. L. M. Miss Tem ple 1 leave w hat I know of the world,To serve her m ost faithfully when she’s de-curled.

M . S. M. M y lashes on any lovelorn I bestow.Just flutter them once, th ey ’ll catch you a beau. To Mrs. Snyder, m y questioning ghost,To enliven the class when it needs it the most.

A. P. I leave m y wagon to the W om an in the Shoe,To transport the brood, as I used to do.

D. S. M y knack of m inding m y own affairs,Goes to decrease Miss P ry ’s m ounting cares.

B. S. To the E ast I give my own M iddle West,T h a t you all m ay learn how to live like the best.

M . T . To George VI. I give m y swiftness of speech,To help him fill up each painful breach.

J. M. T . M y beau ty to Karloff I now devise,To sm ooth out his face anil relieve our tired eyes; To a donkey goes firmness th a t will not alter, T h a t he m ay be more like a living G ibraltar.

K. J. T. To Lewis I will m y appearance and tact,H e’ll need it before he can pass any act.

B. W To M an M ountain D ean 1 leave m y light tread, To quicken his footwork in earning his bread.

To the s. s. r. we leave ten feet more And a soft plush rug to cover the floor;A cleaning per week, and undying affection For its friendly atm osphere and secluded pro­

tection.To our teachers, we leave appreciation For painful efforts towards our graduation.

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LON DO N— Mme. Sergei Gambrielli, nee J ’Anne Ashley of Princeton, New Jersey, has retired to take the veil a t the con­ven t of St. ------ . Her husband, the late M. Gambrielli, wasthe brilliant violinist who startled the world a t an early age with his novel in terpretations of Liszt. Mme. Gambrielli is one of the beauties of the age and will be greatly missed in the music circles of Europe.

W A SH IN G TO N —The Fourth E sta te was in an uproar when it was revealed here yesterday p. m. th a t the recently published vicious expose of the present adm inistration, supposedly w rit­ten by ex-president F. D. R., was really the handiw ork of Lily Buchanan, little-known bu t powerful figure in political circles and power behind m any a rebellious throne.

N E W Y O R K —Among those arriving yesterday on theS. S. was the business research expert, Miss Helen Cross-ley, who has just returned from an extensive tour ot South W est Africa interviewing tribes. T he results of her investiga­tion will soon be published, but she was willing to say at this tim e th a t 2 per cent of the Zulu natives use Jergen's Lotion.

Cl IU R C H ILL DO W N S—The winner of the D erby today was ridden by the first wom an jockey ever to ride in th is race, to victory or otherwise. Her name -R ich Este, well known in racing circles as the owner of a large stable of steeplechasers and the biggest collection of cowboy boots in captiv ity .

R O M E —D onna M arion Este Scararia’s new book How to Decorate a Chateau, in 500 Rasy Steps is zooming up on the best­seller list. D onna Scararia has thrilled London w ith her decor­

ation of (lie house of that gay pair, I lie Duke and Duchess of Strathloch. The Duchess, the form er K atharine E isenhart, is now in Paris choosing her wardrobe for the forthcoming Coronation.

N O R FO LK , VA.— M ost interesting of the witnesses for the s ta te at th is D eath in the Deep South tria l is Louise Fenninger, one of Goldwyn’s m ost glamorous and profitable investm ents, who has been testifying w ith unparalleled fluency, much to the am usem ent and in terest of the courtroom audiences. She has been urged on by S tate Prosecutor E . H . M organ, who has been flinging accusations about w ith vigorous abandon, often in contem pt of court.

B U C K IN G H A M PALA CE—Among those awarded the D.S. O. by K in g a t his most recent levee was Mollie 0 . Hall,who, during the recent war w ith Russia, was right in there in the th ick of it as an Angel of M ercy caring for wounded T ommies.

ST. LO U IS—W hat well known tw irler has finally pu t his John Hancock on the dotted line tendered to him by the m an­ager of a certain team th a t’s been after him. for months? H in t: the contract-holder is th a t lady of the diam ond, R oberta H arper, m anager of the Blue Sox.

N E W Y O R K —Vaudeville, which lias been dying a lingering death for years, came to life w ith a bang last night when a new song-and-dance team hit the boards of Loew s circuit. The be tte r ball of the act was one B etty Hill, whose accordion playing and “off the cuff” wise-cracking brought down the house.

W IN N E T K A , IL L .—A new G retna G reen has been sta rted here and all roads lead (o this garden city now. Reason is th a t the new Justice of the Peace is Miss Charm ian K aplan,

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whose daily advice to girls w ith hearts bowed down has sent the circulation of the Tribune soaring. Miss Kaplan has just united the 16.3rd couple th a t she has brought together.

BU FFA LO —The dear dead days of the suffragettes were called to m ind here when a wild-eyed deputation led by Cary K ennedy stormed the m ayor’s home and dem anded th a t he lift the tax recently levied on socks.

N E W Y O RK — Life has devoted a three-page spread this week to Mrs. M ary M assey Foy, showing this superb example of the Idle Rich in every possible pose with emphasis on her custom ­ary sartorial elegance and her hands. One picture shows Mrs. Foy wearing a large, simply set sapphire for driving.

CH ICA GO—Reports have filtered in from the Loop to the effect th a t Miss M arjorie M unn and M r. John Dodge XV I, scion of the w ealthy m eat-packing house, will soon middle- aisle it.

W A STEW IN D -O N -H U D SO N —Anne P e ttit, w ealthy head of an extrem ely progressive school here, can well afford a staff of efficient secretaries. Yet whenever she can (it’s a throwback from her childhood) she insists on taking the time to make out the homework slips for absent students each day.

PA R IS—The dressmakers here today published their annual list of the world’s ten best-dressed women. Heading the Parade was Doris Sinclair, a leader of the young married set, who spends six m onths of each year in Paris.

D E T R O IT — All D etro it was agog today aw aiting the arrival of Beatrice Snoke, famed woman aviator, who has twice cracked the w orld’s record from Chicago to D etro it. Upon

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landing, Bea paused only long enough to give reporters her pe t theories on m arriage and the strike situation in D etro it before dashing home to “sleep it off.”

M A D R ID —Som ething new in charities was inaugurated today when M adeline T arr opened her soup kitchen for impoverished bull fighters. M addy’s sauce a la T arr-ta r is a speciality de la /liaison and proved to be a great favorite with the toreadors.

N E W Y O R K —T he passenger list of the S. S . was furtherswelled by Miss Joan Taylor, well established actress, noted for her po rtrayal of (he Greek hot-dog stand proprietor’s wife in the dram atization of James C ain’s novel The Postman A l­ways Rings Twice. Miss T aylor allowed herself to be quoted as saying th a t she " ju st loves anim als and little children and hates dishonesty and insincerity in m an or beast.”

P IT T S B U R G H — Jane Thom as (the daughter of a well known banker) who has become famous in social circles as the world’s "best listener,” made society headlines today when she turned down the proposal of 11. I lughes, millionaire sportsm an. Hughes, it is reported, waxed more and more persuasive as tim e went on— Jane ju st listened.

N E W YORK Y our correspondent was lucky enough to ob­tain a gilt-edged card th a t got him into the A nniversary ban­quet of the Babs W allace Escortess Service held last night a t the W aldorf-Astoria. Miss Wallace, for several years consid­ered New York’s best ballroom dancer, is now supplying deb- bies with a new outlet for (heir enthusiasm .

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