206 Students Wil l

Receive Degree s

~ In Aud Tomorrow

VANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1946 .

No. 15 Two hundred and six students will receive degrees i n

one of the largest Fall Congregations in the history of the

University of British Columbia at 2:45 p .m. tomorrow in the

Auditeritun .

The Congregation address will be delivered by Dr. W. G.

Penfield, wile will also receive the honorary degree of Doctor

of Science.

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~ Gym DriveNeeds MoreCanvassers

The Gym Fund is off to an ex-

cellent start and the objective o t

$$351,N1 may be reached by Nov .

16 . which is the drive's end, ac -

cording to the campaign officials ,

However, there is a serious shor-tage of canvassers . More are need -ed . The organization is such thatall drudgery has been eliminated .with the result that canvasserswill only have to make five con-tacts, all of which are likely to beclose at hand .

A meeting of all canvassers an dprospective canvassers will b eheld In the Armories at 12:30 to -day. Full attendance is necessary .

Penfield SpeaksTo PreMed Club

Dr. Wiler Penfield, noted Neur-ologist and head of the Neurol-ogical Institute of McGill Unlvera-

ity, will speak on appropriate sub-ject to the Pre-Med club today at

noon in Arts 100.

Introducing Dr. Penfield will be

Dr. Norman MacKenzie .

According to the executive thi s

will be one of the outstanding

meetings for the Pre-Meds this

year and full turn out is request-ed by all members and any other

interested persons . Today's meet-

ing will replace the regular Fri -

day meeting ,

NO SHOW"The Spring Parade of 1946"

win not be shown in the Audi-

tertum tonight. Owing to last

Waite changes in booking the

betiding will not be available.

Over 300 Angles braved chil l

winter winds to attend the annua lBall Field Day, held at the Uni-versity Farm last Friday .

Described by Director, ta n

Greenwood, as "really quite suc-cessful" the Field Day consisted

of .a wide selection of judging cm .

tests ranging from livestock I t

fruit and vegetable produce .

Dairy student . Earl Butterworth

was pronounced "Poultry Pluck-ing King" when he bested his biro

in lea than one minute . NormTupper won the butter-makin t,tourney after solidifying a quartet cream in less than eight min-

utes .At the poultry house, student ..

identified all breeds on displayand guessed the number

egg sli yed by a certain hen dunes th eeast year . Few guessed correctlythat the hen was a rooster ,CANS ROLLED

The traditional can-rolling con -test as well as a number of nove l

contests including a horse break

ing event with the part of th e

I i,rse being played by a suspender ,harrel, were participated in en-thusiastically .

A refreshment canteen, operate d'by Mars and Flora Norris an dEila Tonning, and a public ad -dress system, operated by HarryFluff . served to complete theafternoon .

Reports that soup will be serve dht test tubes and eaten with stir -ring rods at this year's ScienceBt.nquet have been denied by re dshirt spokesmen .

The traditional feastever, be held Monday ,4 at the Commodore .

One of the important eventsof the scienceman's year, the ban-quet serves to promote brother -hood and faculty spirit.

This year, instead of a specia lspeaker, representatives from thevarious science departments wil l

speak on topics in their field .The annual banter between Dr.

Smith and professor Gage wasmissed by last year students. Dr .Smith 'however,' announced at the1945 banquet that "Professor Gagewould have twice as much to sa ynext year . "

American legion

B3ost Gym Drive

The Gym Drive will be bolster-ed further by 'the efforts of th eVancouver Post, American Legion .ii ho are holding a dance at 9 :0atonight, in the Veteran's Momor-itci Centre on Burrard Street .

As only 10 or 15 of the 70 mem-bers of the Post are students otUBC, they are to be highly com-mended, as the net proceeds areto he turned over to the gymdi ive .

It is hoped that the student swill support this function an dru;ke the American venture a suc -Tess .

WINNIPEG, Oct . 25, (CUP) Apolitical club affiliated with th eLabor Progressive Party has beet ,formed by students at the Uni-versity of Manitoba and has ap-plied for recognition as a univers-ity student organization .

The club was formed with theelm of providing a medium for

study, discussion and action o ncurrent problems of students a smembers of the community . Italso intends to study the princi-ples of Socialism and the policie sof Socialist groups.

RAFFLE TICKETS

Raffle tickets at ten cents each

'to mot, oar aatrnb ao; aaayt pmsale throughout the campus . Nylonstockings are being offered a sprizes in this draw. Handling saleson the raffle tickets are Greekletter societies, Jokers Club, Phra-teres ; Legion, and the executive o fthe Commerce and Agriculture

.andergrad societies.

LENA INVITED

Bill McKay, Ball director, inti-mated today, that a certain groupon the campus had invited Lenathe Hyena, now an internationalcelebrity, to attend the Ball as agrand patron . No further inform-ation was available at press time .

Casts For Nov.

Fall Plays Chosen

Casts for the four annual Playere ' Fall Playa, to be presentedNovember 20 to 23 inclusive, havebeen chosen, announced Beverle yWilson, Club president .

The casts are as follows :Riders to the Sea, a tragedy .

Director, Mrs. Ivy Ralston ; NormaFleldhouse as Maurya, MurrayColcleugh as Bartly, Great Wardas Norm' . Ann Galloway as Cath-itcn ,

House in Fern Road, a melo-otame. Director, Mrs. Nanc yBruce; Des Seymour as Mont y1;irnie Reid as Clarice, Deann eP( .wcrs as Annette, Daphne Hut -t hewn as Yvonne, Peter Hawort h. .ti Dr . Spin see, Patricia to be de -cided .

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Pierre Patelin, the lawyer ,farce . Director Mr . Roth Gordon, ,Ned Cohen as Pierre, AudreyBlanchard as Guillemette, Bruc eSaunders as the Draper, JohnRandall as the Judge, Shepherdtrill to be decided .

Solomon's Folly, a comedy . Dir-eetor, Mr . Lacy Fisher . Dick New .man as Solomon, Arnold Watsonw, Setar. Joan Powell as Sheba ,Roy Bates as Rev . Lovelace, Viv-ina Latsoudas as Amine, PamelaButcher as Tamar, Nancy David -on as Naomi, Walter Marsh a s

['ensiah .

UBC Bond

Sales Near

200,000

UBC War Memorial Gym Funahas benefited by approximatel y$400 on sales of Canada Saving,Bonds to date, according to fig-ures released by pond officials .

LATE REPORT

Up to 2 p.m. on Monday, October28, $200,000 worth of Canada WarSavings Bonds had been purchasedthrough the sub-committee on th ecampus . The resulting commissionof $500 will go to the War Mem-orial Gym Fund .

At the deadline this record wastuating between tint and sec -place for the whole province .

The booth in the AMS office isopen all this week for those wh ohave not yet purchased bonds. To-tal sales to date are $162,300 withhighest daily sales being mad elast Thursday by Nursing Students .Sales that day toaled $27,100 .

Alums Elect New

Executive Slate

Annual elections at the alumnigeneral meeting Saturday result-ed in the election of Darrell T.Braidwood as president of the al-umni association.

Other officers are: Richard Bibb,1st vice-president ; Margaret Has-psi, 2nd vice-president; Walter HGage, 3rd vice-president; LyleSwain, treasurer; and Ormonde J.Hall, publications editor .

Members at large, serving for aterm of one year pre : Mark Col-lins, Betty Buckland, Arthur Har-per, Lola Reid, Robert Bonner an dJoan Stanton.

ELECT OFFICERS

Elected for a two-year term are .Jack Hetherington, Bill Wilson.Harry Lumaden, Jack StevensonMeryl Campbell and Kim Nichols .

Another motion passed at themeeting was a resolution entitlingall former members of the Uni-versity to be members of the al-umni association . This was intro •cluced in order that students wh ohad taken less than the sixty un-its here hnd who still retaineden interest in the Univerraitycould belong to the associationand keep in touch with activities .

U of M launches

Building Drive

WINNIPEG, Oct . 25. (CUP—Board of Governors of the Uni-versity of Manitoba has agreed toa student proposal to conduct aS500,000 campaign to raise fundsfce contruction of a stadium, gym-nasium and student union build-ing.

A student committee has ap-proached the provincial govern-ment for assistance, and, accord-ing to President A . W. Trueman .has been given a "friendly an dinterested reception "

Campaign plans were reveale drecently by the president speak-ing at an alumni dinner . They in -elude raising of student felts b y$9 .00 a year. Official opening ofthe public campaign for funds ha sbeen set for January 1 .

Law, Home Ec .

Status Cleared

Jerry MacDonald, President ofLiterary and Scientific Execute 'was voted the power to trap fo rthe Law and Home Ec,)numicr;Societes to the Undergraduat eSociety, at a recent meeting o fMajor Clubs .

The Radio Society is being aske dt(, revise their constitution alon gmote democratic line n

Ninteen clubs requested roof' sin the new nits erect'i behnn iBrock bulling . Ten other club swere declared defunct becausr oftheir inactivity .

Dr, Penfield, eminent neurologis tand surgeon attended Princetonand Oxford Universities and twic ewon the Rhodes Scholarship . In1917 he was a surgeon at th eAmerican Red Cross hospital No . 2in Paris. He studied methods ofNeurological research in Spain in

1927 . The following year he wasengaged in investigation of epilepsyin 1928. Dr. Penfield holds theconferred degrees of B .A., B.Sc . ,M .A., and D.Sc.

HONORARY DEGREES

The honorary degree of Doctorof Laws will also be conferred toSamuel J . Willis, B .A., LL.D. Mr .Willis, who has been superinten-dent of Education for British Co-lumbia since 1919 attended Princeof Wales College, Charlottetown,

and McGill University . Hewas associate professor of classic sat U.B.C. from 1916-18 and Prin-cipal of King Edward High Schoolfrom 1918-19.

The ceremony will start with abrief address by Chancellor DieW. Hambley, former LieutenantGovernor of British Columbia .Presiaent McKenzie will then con-fer the honorary degrees and thereeipinta will sign a special regis-ter . The CAnpeption Address wil lbe delivered by Dr . Penfield to befollowed by the presentation ofDegrees.

ASSBMBLE AT MI

Candidates for degrees, . withcaps and gowns, will assemble inArts 100, at 2 :19 p.m., on Wednes-day and there receive their hoodsand be formed in procession inthe following order (each grouparranged alphabetically) : , B AB. Com., B. Bd., B. B. W., M. A. ,B.A,Sc., B.S .F ., B,A,Sc. (Nursing) ,M .A .Sc ., B.S.A., M.S.A.

Following Abe- eetwoony, a totwill be held in the Brock for thealumni, and all those who attend-ed the ceremony.

No lectures will be held in th eauditorium on Wednesday, and all

lectures after 2 :45 are to be can -celled ,

Executive secretary of the Ca nan ISS and distinguished grad-

uate of UBC, Gordon Campbell i ti, pected on the campus in th enear future in connection with acoming ISS drive . An honor gran -mite in economics Mr . Campbel lwill be well remembered by manyon the campus for his active iuterest in the University Glee Club ,end the ISS, besides being presi-dent of the Arta Undergraduat eSociety and a member of the Stu .do nts' Council .

President of the Students' Coun -

Winter Sessions

To End This Year

The special short winter sessions

for veterans at UBC began in 1915

will be discontinued this year th e

Senate announced this week. Nodecision has been made yet cop-

corning the special spring session

which was given last year be-

tween April and June .

TJBC was the first university isestablish short concentrated ses-sions to assist veterans in com-pleting their first and second yearwork immediately after dischargefrom the services .

The special winter session cov-eted a period of three monthshorn January to April.

Splash Party

Includes Men

Annual Splash Party on the In-

tramural Program will introduce

u new feature by including male

contestants in the relays and 'oom-

petitions.

Jackie Shearman, Intramuralmanager, says that although theSplash Party has formerly beetstrictly part of the woman's Intra-mural, this year November I8will we male teens ready to diveinto' the waters of the CrystalPool .

The meet is essentially one ofteam competion and participantsdo not have to come up to Olym-pic Game standard . "So long asyou can keep your head abovewater, we'll be lad to see you, "Miss Shearman told the Ubyssey.

73' Totems Await

Sale To Students

There are approximately 73 1941

Totem Yearbooks which have no t

been sold . These books had been

reserved for faculty members . Or-

ders are being taken in the AMS

office anytime during the day an d

will continue to be taken until

they have all been sold .

The Totem costs $3 .50 and may

be payed for in full when ordered ,

or a deposit of $2.00 may be given,

the remaining $1 .50 payed whet)

the book is received next Apra

t it in high school in Medicine Hat ,his home town, he obtained an,ATOM in piano and organ at th ege of 17 and since then his rapl o

t Ise through Calgary nornnaischool, UBC, the navy, and a post-;'raduate course at the U. of T.well warrants his appointment t ohis present post .

Gordon Campbell was one of theeight member delegation to theinternational student service eon-feeence held at Cambridge, Eng-land which recently returned fro m

tour of western Europe .

kibrary Show sVis-Ed Films

VOL. XXIX

AUCTION OFF

AS 1000 GRADS RETUR NBy GEORGE ROBERTSON

Humecoming has come and gone—and with it one of th e

most colorful and nostalgic celebrations of the campus .The Homecoming program, ar-

i nged by Bob Harwood, junio rmember of the council, was a suc-cess from beginning to end only

slightly marred by the 19-7 defea thanded to the Thunderbirds byCollege of Idaho.

From shortly before noon toshortly after midnight, grads andundergrads sported together on th ecampus enjoying themselves to thefull .CADET BAND

Air Cadets of 11 Squadron Bandwere on hand with music at thefootball game, and added a colorfu ltouch to the entire proceedings.

Credit must also be given toHunk Henderson and Keith Mac-Donald for arranging the eveningbasketball game.DANCE SUCCESSFUL

The final affair of the evening ,the dance in the armory, attractedgrads and undergrads with themusic of Frank Nightingale an dhis orchestra .

Another spectacular .feature ofthe dance was the display of Neonsighs that greeted the grads, On esign, saying "Welcome, Grads" andanother displaying the UBC crestwere prepared and donated by Mr .Bud Napier, of Neolite Signs ,

Films of a documentary and ed-ucational nature will soon be

4 booked by the University of Brit-ish Columbia library through the

courtesy of the Central Lion'b

Club Screen Digest Club.

In conjunction with the bookin g

scheme, a film projection service

la . to be established, In this -way

the club hopes to provide employ-ment for persons working their

way through university .

PBOCOIID$

Proceeds over and above soon-

ma, are to be split on an 'equitable

basis between are society and the

library.

The society's portion will go t o

charity, and that of the latter t o

the purchase of photographs .

This service will also be extend-ed to Include approximately 14

pleas in Vancouver, and some 38

points throughout the province .

When the plan is In pr . .er op-

eration, a minimum of $15,000 will

Owing to legal dMleuldes which

be raised for the club and a like

cannot be overcome, the Jokers'amount for the purchase of prints.

Club of the University of B.C . willThe reels to be made available

NOT hold its comic car suction,include such subjects w; weather,

which was previously scheduledpower, bird migration, animals,

Red Shirts Planand tnwlogtses,

for this wait,

Annual Feast

will, how -Novembe r

AGGIES JUDGE LIVESTOCKROLL CANS AT FIELD DAY U of M Allows

Political Club

LEFT; Shown here is a part of, the inner executive of the Fall Ball committee attendin g

to final arrangements for this year's Ball. Left to right are : Bill McKay, chairman; Taddy

Knapp, secretary ; Don Ferguson, publicity . In the background, Casey King assists Betty

Jean Horne, Diana DesBrisay and Mary Dol mage with the costumes to be worn in the floo r

show chorus, by professional talent from the B .C . School of Dancing .

RIGHT: Mrs. G. A. Whiting, pictured h ere behind the counter of her florist shop, ad -

vises students to place their orders for corsages now . Mrs. Whiting is presenting the Gym

Drive with the entire proceeds from the sale of flowers for the ball . For corsage reserva-

tions, her telephone number is ALma 0860 .

Fall Ball Plans Complete

Nine hundred dollars for the Gym Drive were collected

in two hours Monday morning when tickets for the annua l

Fall Ball'wont on sale .

The Ball, scheduled for Thursday of next week, Novem-

ber 7, in the Commodore is expected to earn nearly 5000

dollars by the conclusion of the drive. Hosts for the evening

Nick Kogos, proprietor of the Commodore, is not chargin g

the AI11S for the use of his facilities .

Dorothy Smith and Joan Clarke,who are operating a ticket salesbooth in the South corridor ofBrock Hell, request that prospec-tive'bif i "ihi-tinge ti'tr piirtfieand decide in whose name theirtable is to be reserved before per .chasing their tickets.

NEW GRADUATES

PLAN CELEBRATION

Graduates of the University of British Columbia will be

welco'ned to the Legion-Alumni Dance at 9 :00 o'clock Wed-

nesday evening in the Brock Hall. Music will be provided

by Frank Nightingale . The program will be interspersed

with varied additional entertainment .The admission fee of $3 .00 will

_entitle graduates to one year' smembership in the Alumni Associ-ation, announced John MacKenzie,chairman of the Dance Committee .

The 208 candidates''for Master' sand Bachelor's degrees constitutethe largest Fall graduating class inthe University's history . Most ofthose graduating are ex-servicemen and women who completedtheir courses during the specialspring and summer sessions .

PATRONSPatrons for this dance are: Chan-

cellor Hamber, President McKen-zie, Dean Clement, Dean Curtis,Professor Wood, Dean Buchanan,Dean Finlayson, Dean Maudsley ,General Clarke, Tom Brown, Dar-rell Braidwood, Professor Chant,Dr, Shrum, Grant Livingstone ,Walter Gage, Brig . Sherwood Lett,A. V. M. Stevenson, Ted Kirk-patrick .

Grad Returns To UBC

To Publicize ISS Drive

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Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday during the university year by the Student Publications Boar dof the Alma Mater Society of the University of British Columbia .

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Editorial opinions expressed are those of the Editorial Board of the Ubyssey and not necessarily those of th e

Alma Mater Society or of the University .S 1 1 S 1 S

Offices in Brock Hall . Phone ALma 1624 .

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GENERAL STAFF : News Editor - Nancy Macdonald ; CUP Editor - Bob Mungall ; Sports Editor - Laurie Dyer ;

Features Editor, Norm Klenmatt . and Photography Director - Tommy Hatcher .

STAFF THIS ISSUE : Senior Editor, Don Ferguson; Associate Editor, Ken Weaver .

OVER THE TOP

NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN

TO COME TO THE AID OF THE

FALL BAL L

CONSIDER THESE NEW

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Nct only are they attractive from a novelty and style view-point-the originals designed by the parent firms in New Yor k

and Los Angeles and copied by their branch factories in Montrea l

and Toronto—they combine the inimitable smartness of these

Amcricr.n style craftsmen with the careful, painstaking tailorin g

of our Canadian operators .

AN D

They are no higher in price than many run-of-the-mil'

garments we notice in some stores . Sizes available range from

11 tc 19 and the price range $14 .95 to $27 .50 .

THEY'RE REALLY WORTH SEEING !

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Now is the time .Without any doubt, now is the time for

the entire student body to rally around th eWar Memorial Gymnasium campaign. Theperiod of talking and planning has finallypassed, and the moment for over-the-to paction is here . As everyone must know bynow, the transition took place Saturda ymorning when the parade from the Cenotap hmarked the opening of the renewed cam-paign to build the Gym .

Let no one doubt that a new Gymnasiumwill be built on the campus. The project hasthe backing ' of the provincial governmen tand of the university administration. Inaddition, the recent decision of the studentsto add a levy for the fund to their Alm aMater Society fees almost assured that some-day some kind of Gymnasium would bebuilt.

But, whether the building will be as ade -quate as the one originally planned for, andwhether it will be built as soon as materialsare available, or whether its constructionwill have to be delayed five or ten years ,depend upon the success of the current drive .

The need for the drive's speedy succes sin order to make it possible for the buildingto go up as soon as critical materials are ingood supply is seen most clearly by thos e

(The following is a reasonable translatio nof an article which appeared in a recentissue of Le Quartier Latin, bi-weekly studentpublication of the University of Montreal .It is a semi-literary paper and its editorshave their own quaint way of dealing withcurrent topics . )

We Are ComeTo This Great Stage of Fools

The international stage has witnessedone of the most brilliant seasons of all time .

The hangman has only just rung downthe curtain on the Nuremberg melodrama .Although based on a threadbare theme ,Vae \Victis has been fortunate enough to findfavor with an extremely numerous audience.The instincts of the mok vary little fro mone centry to another, and the gala per-formances this time have been attendedwith a new and imposing display of formal-ity. All the versions of the script, written i nfour languages, were enacted simultaneous-ly: something unheard of since the Whitsun-tide sermon It is the most highly mora lproduction of the year ; in it is to be seen th etriumph on earth of immanent justice, whichhas chosen for its champions those who firstwere guilty of heinous criminal acts and wh oredeem themselves by punishing their ill-advised imitators .

At New York, United Nations or LesSeems Enemies, (not to be confused wit hRacine 's Theibade or Les Freres Ennemis)is in the limelight . This is an heroic tragedyin which the unfolding of the plot is con-tinually being help up by some unforesee ncircumstance it especially recommends itsel fto our attention by virtue of the nobility of

who have kep the highest aims of the projec tin mind .

Those aims were undoubtedly the decid-ing factors influencing the decisions of thos ewho were responsible for selection a Gym-nasium as UBC's War Memorial . When thechoice was made it was well realized tha tother buildings were needed on the campus ,but it was also recognized that nearly allthose others were gradually being provide dfor, as they should, by the government .There are those who say that a new Gym-nasium, too, should be financed entirely b ythe public treasury, but perhaps those behindthe Gym drive are more realistic in outlook .

And the choice was not made to provide;;,a palatial sports centre on the campus. Itwas made rather to provide a training head -quarters where physical education and com-munity centre instructors could be properlytrained for the tasks which await them inthe entire province of British Columbia .Anyone who doubts the need for such workshould read two sets of figures: the medicalrejection rates from the forces in the recentwar; and the juvenile delinquency statisticsfrom any community in B.C.

Now Is the time for everyone to jump onthe bandwagon. The job must be done—but soon.

its characters and the talent of the actors ,who excel in this sort of thing, The troupe ,however, is not homogeneous and lacksesprit de corps; its members are travellingplayers, haphazardly assembled by dint o fcircumstance and chance encounters . It madeit . debut on the Pacific coast and is travel-ling to Europe following its American tour .

There are no theatrical performances i nParis now. Allied Producers, who also mad eVersailles Conference, have had a recordrun of eleven weeks with Peace Conference .Easily recognized in this production was theinfluence of Lloyd George and Woodro wWilson, whose initial Conference was unani-

mously acclaimed as a masterpiece of politi-cal comedy. A young Yugoslav has madesome promising first appearance under the

wing of the veteran Russian: he is to begiven a leading role in the final part o f

War Cycle, the rehearsals for which are

coming along very nicely .

He will play the part of the Serbian wh odied at the last presentation of World War I .There will thus be no loss of local color .

This trilogy, conceivevd in the Wagner-ian manner, and, according to some quarters,altogether Germanic, is almost finished . Be-gun in 1914, it will have cost approximatel ythirty-five years of planning, research an dsuperhuman effort—for some of the sceneryhas yet to be completed, having been sacri-ficed to the exigencies of very realistic pro-ducing: the wherewithal has already beencollected, but the scarcity of manual labo r

is still making itself felt .The last part, World War III, has as it s

sub-title The Twilight of Civilization .—J. B. BOULANGER .

BEAUTY-ON-THE-SPOTHave you ever felt absolutely clueless? I am sure yo u

have, and that is precisely the way I feel now. Having beentold I was to be "on the spot" in exactly two 'days, thatpathetic sickly green smile at once descended upon me . How-ever, undaunted, I surged forward and decided that theremust be some way to get out of it — impossible !

The next best bet is to try u,get some brilliant person or maybeeven a friend to scratch off a fe wthousand lines in my benefi tAfter endless hours of phoning Ifind that :

1 . There are no brit' • It peopleat the university and 2. I have ncfriends . There is only one solutio n

left, I must face the embarrassment of it all and turn out some

hideous little article confirmin gthe fact that I am just anothe r

one of those dumb dames,' alia sLena the Hyena .

Lining up six cups of coffee Istarted in with a novel idea—MyDay. Since anything before eight -thirty is pure haze, and anythingafter, pure agony, 'this all seemsrather pointless . However the oaf .coffee keeps both eyes open anaboth hairs standing on end, lon genough to laugh at Joker jerk -nestles and watch the caf. spinaround as I exhale square smok e

rings .

In between cokes comes th e"odd" psych . lecture, with Joker:clowning between acts . and theprofessor draped artistic a 1 1 yaround the mike . From psych. Iproceed back to the oaf . full ofwild hopes of a hearty lunch, onlyto find that after crawling ove rnumerous bodies to get to the

table, one of my dear sororitysisters was suffering huge pangs

of hunger and had eaten it . Be-

With Malice Aforethough tBY PETER REMNANT

Just a flick of the dial and : Ladies, tonight before yougo to bed look in your mirror and ask yourselves thesesimple questions, 'Do I look like a seventy-three-year-ol dLimpopo matriarch? Have I got leprous patches on my beau-tiful skin?' . . . Kill him darling, kick the dirty scab inthe guts . . . And now a message for the kiddies—Be regu-lar like the boy next door, eat old Doctor Smedley's BranniePantile and Be Regular the Smedley Way . . . And I cantell you, ladies and gentlemen, put me in office and therewon't be a bloody nigger in this country .

Sure I killed him—why not—and I'd do it again for her . . . hooray

hooray . . . Darling nobody in the world has ever loved each other a s

much as we do-ooh darling . . . ach stet I should have been a pair of

ragged claws . . . And now as even's shadow falls across our hearts w e

bring them to the little church at 1649 Parlow Street, just across from th e

Sunrise Theatre . . . Here he is girls and boys, one of today's greates t

artists, that man with the golden horn and the silver tonsils , . . Iggy iggy

iggy . Wiggy viiggy wiggy . . . And now for everyone's favorite—mom and

dad, sonny red sis,—the family that all America loves, in all its tears an d

laughs, its ups and its downs . . . Just you tell the Rusians that as lon g

as the blood of Benjamin Franklin runs in our veins they can keep thei r

new order over there , . . hahaha hooray hooray hooray . . , oh we're the

boys that bring you joys, tomorrow and the next day . . . and now friend ,

if you'd like us to say a little prayer for you on our next broadcast, jus t

drop us a line enclosing two three cent stamps . . . We interrupt Joseph

Szigeti's very nice playing of the Beethoven Violin Concerto to bring yo u

a short word from our sponsor . . . Ladies, do ragged underthings brin g

you embarrassment on windy days . . . And just tune in next week and

see if our bexom heroine escapes from the slimy clutches of John Lustful ,

played this week by . . . Sure, tune in next week and may your godda m

ears rot off . . . So he didn't kiss you last night—maybe it was your faul t

—have you ever thought that your breath smells like a Sicilian outhouse .

Make this simple test tonight . . . And now let us bow our heads a momen t

in silent prayer . . . Just a little lovin', just a little kissin', just a little

huggin', that's all I pray . . . And here he is now, a boy that we think i s

going to make Shakespeare hold onto his hat. 'C'mon over to the mike,

Jimmy . . . Hooray hooray for the home of the brave and the land of the

fink . . . Whad'd I do? Whad'd any 'man with blood in his veins do ?

I tripped him up and kicked him in the . . . Do you want to make money ?

Everybody want:. to make money—and how do you do it? Easy—just sen d

for our little booklet . . . And tune in next week for another in the

series of Strange Customs in foreign lands—learn all about the strang e

ways that foreigners live . . . 0 Satan, prends pities de ma longue miser e

. . Oh you better get another baby, baby, cause I'm almost out of my

mind . . .

THIS IS CIVILIZATION ?And if that isn't the swan song of civilization, and high time too, then

I'm Minsky (anyone under the impression that I am Minsky can find m e

every afternoon but Sunday in the Brock theatre room gloating over a

half dozen nude chorus girls) .But if you think I give a damn you're one hundred percent wrong— I

can live in a cave as well as the next man—and he was born in one . I'l l

take my phonograph and a few first editions and head for the nort h

woods—not a white woman for fifty miles or a radio for two hundred —

and you can just go ahead and knock your brains out with an old gi n

bottle.

. . .the straphanger

By BOB MUNGALL

CLASSIFIED

JUNE LAWRENCE

sides, being a pledge, there wereother jobs for me to do . Havin gspent an unsuccessful lunch hou rI join the,March of death to Eng-lish, where to be or not to be ed-ucated becomes a strong point .Somehow Bill Shekespeare and Ijust don't speak the same langu-age . He speaks English . The last

few hours are spent in grim con-centration at the library . In trueupper-class fashion I twist someinnocent freshette's arm, grab he rchair, and thumb through the lat-est in Eaton's catalogue. All ofwhich goes to show, this univers-ity life is deadly—but I love it .

MEETING—Meeting of all M u

Phi's Wednesday noon in HG 3 .MEETING—Archery Club meeting

12 :30 Wednesday, Oct . 30, Arts

101 .MUTING—Hear Rev . M. Nichol -

son, M.A., University of Edin-

burgh, speak on Wednesday at

12:30 noon in Arts 204 . Sponsored

by the Varsity Christian Fellow -

ship.NUMBER 407 (Demon) Squadron

ex-members will meet in the

Armory on Wednesday, Oct . 30,

at 12:45.THE SYMPHONIC CLUB—Will

meet on Wednesday, Oct. 30, inthe Double Committee Room, the

Brock Building. Program: PianoConcerto No . 1, in B Minor, byTdraialtoweky .

CAMERA Club will meet in Arts

103, Wednesday, Oct. 30, at 12 :30 .

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Jokers table .FOR SALE—Fully equipped cabi n

on Mount Seymour . For particu-lars phone Kerr . 3737 and ask

for Don .FOR SALE — Remington electric

shaver; only eight months old .Please contact R . Lockard at

Acadia Camp.

URGENT. Magazines not overone month old are urgently need-ed for the patients of ShaughnessyHospital . They may be left inboxes at the Bus Stop and the Caf ,or brought in to the Legion Office .COACHING : Any senior students

interested in coaching first and

second year students in Physics,

Chemistry and other subjects

should 'contact the Employmen t

Office, HM 7.

FOUND—Lady ' s umbrella . Left inmy car Wednesday, Oct . 23 . Ap-

ply F. Dickson, Room D, Applied

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FOR SALE—K and E Log DuplexVector slide rule complete withmanual, Phone BAy . 0942-M andask for Byron .

LOSTBrown leather right glove . Re-

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Black lifetime Schaeffer and blue

Waterman pens. KErr. 4227 L .

Black Zipper loose leaf with Pla -

to's Republic. KErr, 351 .Gold signet ring, initials "DWB"

Saturday . Return AMS .Mido Mulifort watch. Engraved "P.

R . Maitland" . Phone BAy . 7279 R .Black zipper wallet at King Ed.

Gym., Oct . 23. Phone AL 0884 R .Air Force raincoat in HG 6 on

Wednes ., Oct. 29. BA 4536R.

Grey and Silver Parker pencil, inStadium. Phone 'Mac' Pay . 9831 L

Girl's green cardigan sweater. Re..

turn to Campus Cupboard .

Red kerchief, Friday, car ride toSasamat . Return AMS .

Blue, red kerchief, Ap . Sc. girls'lockers. Phone ALma 0819Y' .

Grey Waterman's pen in Brock

Hall. Please phone KErr . 0243 Y.

Brown Schaeffer's pen on parkin g

lot Tuesday . Reward at AMS.

Phi Delta Theta pin . Please return

to John MacDonald, Sc. 204.

Black leather wallet near Bum stop

last week . Urgent . BAy. 8409 R.

LOST—Black leather wallet, Tues. ,5 p.m., vicinity bus stop . Ur-

gently needed . R. M. Jenks.

LOST--Grey Waterman's fountainpen in Brock Hall, October 9.Please phone' KErr . 0243-Y.

LOST — Brown Schaeffer, pen ,green ink, on Armory parking

lot Tuesday . Leave at AMS of-

fice . Reward .LOST—Blue, red-striped wool ker-

chief, Ap. Sc. girl's locker room,Monday. Phone Greta, ALm a0619-Y .

Day Scats is a warning that you rscalp lacks natural oils . Your hair isdull and lifeless ; loose dandruff ap-pears . 'Vaseline' Hair Tonic checksthis condition by supplementing theessential oils . Just 5 drops a dayquickly tones the scalp; gives yourhair that lasting well-groomed look .Use it with massage before sham-pooing, too . 'Vaseline' Hair Tonic ,economical in use, contains no alcoho lor other drying ingredients . At toiletgoods counters everywhere .

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THE UBYSSEY, Tuesday, October 29, 1946. Page 3 ,

Letters To The EditorSir,

The Library, in a mental re -lapse that can only be attributedt) the constant growling of theexcavation outside its walls, ha smoved its reserve books to theAmory .

Since this exodus seems to hav egone unnoticed by the rest of theUniversity, including the Admini-stration, might I suggest that aproctor be installed to curb theenthusiasm of certain students(Obviously freshmen, who, as is

evident from the loud banalities ,are for the first time learnin gabout the facts of life .

Also appreciated would be some -one aquainted with the esotericsign of the building, with enoug hintelligence to flick a light switchon when conditions so warrant .

Trusting this letter has someother effect beside relieving m yfuming emotions .

Ralph James

Dear Sir :

It has been learned from the us-ually reliable sources that th egirls of Acadia Camp are revert-ing to some tried and true servic ecustoms. Not being used to inde-pendence they are going back t othe old standard of the service .They are afraid of all the big bauwolves they have heard about andhave instituted the good old bedcheck . If they are going out after"Lights Out," that is 11 p .m. theysign out so they can be rescued i tevil befalls them .

The next step they are consider-inEg is having inspection, everymorning to see that the saddlesbocs are sufficiently dirty, th esweaters sufficiently sloppy an dthe skirts sufficiently plaid. Bein gold and war-weary they are hawii ;g to learn how to dress and ac tthe college girl .

Yours Truly ,J. Hall.

Spencer ' s Shower Strateg yby Ritchie

Dear 'Sir ,Here's hoping that the persoi ,

who found my brown Waterman' spen (broken clip), and who re -turned same to the AMS office,reads this . The pen, which wa slost at noon, October 24, was backm the owner's hands twenty fou rhours later. This serves to raise

one's faith ui Human Nature tothink thet there are still somehonest people in this world .

Thanking you again ,R.G .M .

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Bliss In Acadia a '

By Laura Haahti

Vets Happy In AcadiaCo-educational is an adjective describing Acadia Camp .At Acadia, contrary to the Fort Camp set-up (which was described by another Ubyssey

writer as the "place where 355 men eat, sleep and study,") co-education reaches the pinochl eof success .

Like the rest of the university campus, Acadia is a social jack-pot which besides coeds,has more than its share of Jokers .

traduced a score of practical inno-vations, including a mammothrecord collection, except a datebureau is not needed .

Excluding the trailer colony, thefaculty and married couples ' suitesand the coming Westbrook com-munity, Acadia Camps is neatlydivided between 94 coeds and ove r306 men. They mingle in meal line-vps, relax over pool in the Rec -Hall, or speculate together overwhat makes the dripping water-tewer drip.

ALIEN BABFSWith the aid of 906 "imported"

girls, dances are held fortnightl yin the Rec-Hall, which is disguise dwith ballons and bunting to emergeas the Acadia Country Club .

Acadia system of student govern-ment (also coeducational) has in-

OTTAWA, Oct . 27 (CUP)- Carl-etca College, a four-year old insti-tution, is fast coming into its ownas a full-fledged vehicle on theroad of higher education in Can-ada. Today, with an enrolment ofmore than 1,100 students and anable and energetic saff, the Col-lege has made astonishing stridessince the first lectures in the fal lof 1W2.

BEGINNING SThe beginning of Carleton Col-

lege goes back to a series of meet-inge held by a committee of theYMCA in 1938-39. Their purposewas to discuss plans for muchneeded educational facilities inOttawa .

Outbreak of war halted all dis-cussions, until, in 1942, the matterbecame so urgent that plans wereput into effect regardless of obviouswartime handicaps .

Teachers were obtained throughthe Civil Service and in June 1942 ,"The Ottawa Association for theAdvancement of Learning" wasformed. Lectures at Carleton Col-lege began in Septembe r of thesame year, and a year later "TheInstitute at Public Administration"was established and began itschases.

GlIOWTTH1Nnt home of the College was i n

the Ottawa High School of Com-merce, As registration grew, mor espate was needed and accordinglyroom were rented in ' four city

Addition of a block of girl'sdormitories to the camp began inthe fall of 1945 with one hut hous-ing about a dozen girls.

Now the experiment has pro -greased until there are six largehuts of individual rooms that arethe answer'to a coedr jood'liouse-seeking problem .

WONDER WORKThe girls have worked wonders

have managed to arrange a cot,with a bare, 10 by 12 room, an d

collegiates, two public schools an dtwo churches.

Carleton students of those dayswell remember the hurrying andskurrying from one end of the cit yto the other every day .

COURSESDuring 1945-46 more than 1200

veterans passed through the col-lege most of whom were enrolledin the short intensive courses pre-ceding university entrance. Thesecondensed courses swelled the totalregistration to 2200 .

In September 1945, a four-yearcourse leading to a Bachelor ofJournalism degree was formed.

Also instituted yast year werefaculties of Arta and Science andof Public Administration, the form-er offering two year's instruction ,and the latter, a four-year courseleading to the degree of Bachelorof Public Administration.

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a table, and a wardrobe closet aothat it reflects individual tastesand a deep contemplation of th e"Canadian Home".

To make the ironing board, washtube, evening snacks, or soap flake savvailable to eadi inmate in turn,each hut has set up an elaboratesystem of collectivism that woulddelight the fancy of a cotnmisariaat.

TOTIES EAT

One hut has installed a com-munity kitchen for which theyhave bought a hot plate and coffeepot, and take turns at stocking withfood, and which all share in clean-ing out .

Coeds are jointly supervised b yMr. and Mrs, C . P . Armour, direc-tors of the camp, and by MissElizabeth Thomas, assistant pro-fesor of the Social Work facultywho represents the Dean of Wo-

men's office at Acadia .Strict rules govern the comings

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THUNDERBIRDS WIN HOOP OPENER; DROP CLOSE GRID TILTWinbigler Leads Idaho ElevenTo Victory Over U BC Gridder s

By CHICK TURNERBefore a Homecoming crowd of close to 5000 disappointe d

fans, the Varsity Thunderbirds again succumbed to inexper-ience, when a sugar-smooth College of Idaho eleven slashedtheir hopes of breaking into the Pacific Northwest Conferenc ewin-column by racking up a clear-cut 19-7 victory on th estadium gridiron, Saturday afternoon. Flashing brilliantform in isolated patches, Greg Kabat's gridmen still lacke dblocking finesse, and still proved themselves very susceptibl eto pass-interception . Only in the dying moments of thegame—a thriller that had the crowd on edge for the full sixtyminutes of play—did the 'Birds produce any replica of a

sustained offensive .Coach Clem Parberry's pack o f

Coyotes maintained the initiative ,ar back after back bulled his waythrough a crumbling Varsity de -fence for 50 yards. Varsity agai nstiffened, and gained possession o fthe ball on their own 21 yard line.A fumble by the Thunderbird grid-dera was neutralized when Dou gReid snagged an incorthpleted later -al pass, intended for an Idaho endsweep, on the 11 yard stripe.

OXMAN GOES FOR TOUCH

The ferocious pace finally pro-duced the first touchdown at the10-minute mark, when Tom Ox-man, heady field general for th eCollege of Idaho aggregation pulleddown a long kick by Nesbit onhis own 35, and aided by a ruthles sexhibition of field blocking, romp-ed along the sidelines for 60-oddyards to go Into paydirt territorystanding up. The convert Was madegood by Dick Gardner, and Vars -ity became the underdog to thetune of a 7-0 margin.

The second quarter saw the grid-men from Caldwell, Idaho, againtake the offensive, but their at -tack along the ground proved im-potent before a vicious chargingThunderbird line.

KANE FIM PASSAt this point, the Coyotes decid-

ed to score via the aerial route ,and Bobby Kane promptly fadedback and arched a perfect striketo left half Tom Weser whohad a clear field ahead of him toscore. The convert went wide ofthe mark, but the Idaho footballsquad loped off the gridiron grasp-ing a comfortable 13-0 lead at thehalf-time gun.NESBIT SCORES

Minutes later, Reid again fireda pass of the professional varietyfrom the Idaho 29 yard stripe, andamid a tremendous exhibition fromthe crowded stands, Nesbit scam-pered to his third touchdown o fthe season. The fleet back spli tthe posts cleanly to convert hisscore, and Varsity had pulled towithin six 'points of the falteringCoyotes .

After being subjected to threeconsecutl've first downs by th eBlue and Gold who were sizzlingat this point In the game, BigGlenn Ward took over for theCoyotemen, and operating out ofthe fullback slot he smashed hi sway up the field In seven playato the Varsity one-yard line. Withbut a minute and a half remainingto play, the bulky back bulled hisway to a touchdown, which wasunconverted, but which altered th escoreboard reading to a 19-7 count.

As the fans began to leave th estadium, UBC took to the air, andwith Reid launching the pigski nsuccessively to Nesbit, Goulobefand Storey, they chalked up 70yards . Another pass screamed intopaydirt territory over right end ,and was ruled complete because ofinterference on the play. Given th eleather on the one yard line withone play to score, the 'Birds didn' tmake it .

SPECIAL DELIVERY — Although the Thunderbirds

didn't manage to produce a win Saturday, the two gentleme n

pictured here certainly did their part in the attempt, Looking

over the mail that produced UBC's lone tally are passer ,

Doug Reid and receiver, Don Nesbit . The habit is not a new

one though as a look at the records will tell you .

Varsity Grass Pucicsters

Take Weekend Victories

Rugby SquadsIn Double Wi n

Campus Ruggermen celegrate dhomecoming week with a doublewin Saturday as UBC beat LeSouth Burnaby 5-4 and Varsitywalloped Rowing Club 22.3 .

UBC travelled to Douglas Parkand got a hevy workout from theBurnaby lads but George Biddlewho made the only try of the day ,end converted Ma own score t cgive the studentr their five point s

That blood was drawn by Bur-naby when to the first six min-utes they moored a field goal an dtook a four point lead . Before thehalf however the three quarterline started to roll and Biddle tooka nice paw to plunge over theline ,

Ms second half was featured bya 10 yard run when fullback Hil-ary Wotherspoon received k kicknear his own line and ran it backalman the length of the field. .

At Brockton Bowl the mightyVarsity steamroller finally gotmoving after their unscored uponrecord fell. Kennedy of the Row-ing Club scored neatly on a pen -ally kick .

The highlight of the game wasthe one man powerhouse in theform of Raw Latham, Scoring wasopened by Latham early in Au.first half when he plunged acrossfor the first try. A few minuteslater Latham and McKee made abeautiful run down the field andLatham went over again . His con-vert was good .

The third try was the result ofa concerted scrum rush and Kirb ytook the ball over the line.

After the Rower's score thecampus men appeared to turn o nthe heat . In the second half anewcomer to the line-up, BoydCrosby, went o'er for three point sand Barry Morris split tea poststo make the convert.

Minutes later Latham againcharged acmes the line, and thefinal score came after anotherthree quarter line run, Ray Grantfinally took the ball and plunge dover the line . Final score 22-3 .

MAJORETTES

STILL CARLESS

FOR GRID TRIPIt can' t happen here—but It, has

happened ! At the present timethere is no one who can find roomin his our for those essences ofhadn't'. Plilchritudat the UBCdrum majorettes. Bill Smith, Ma-mooks proxy, is, believe it or not ,searching in vain for some kin dIndividual to transport the major-ettes and the pipe band to thebig Tacoma game this Saturday .Anyone who Is willing to go place swith these girls, should contactSmith immediately at his head-quarters in the south Brock base-ment. Those who Intend to takepart in the ear parade in generalshould sign up at the Jokers'table.

Hockeyists MeetWhite Spot Squa d

The UBC Thunderbirds maketheir Pacific Coast Junior HockeyLeague debut tomorrow night atthe Forum when they tangle witnthe powerful Vancouver WhiteSpots . The White Spots shove. . ..plenty of class in edging Nee,Westminster Cubs 6-5 last Sunda yis the league opener, so that theBirds may have to go all out toend up on the right end of thescore . However, coach FrankFredrickson has lined up a prom-ising bunch of puckaters who be-lieve they can hold their own hany company . Game time Wed-nesday night at 8 o'clock .

Girls Tie Ex-Kit sIn Hockey Opener

The first game of the season fo rwomen's grass hockey was player ,on Saturday, October 26 at UB Cagainst Ex-Kits.

The game was close all the wa ywith a final score of 2-all . Geni ewere made by Audrey Thompso nwho went in on her own and Pa mFish who received the puck fro mJean McMynn ,

There are practices Monday an nThursday at 3 :30. Those interestec,are welcome .

UBC line-up was : Sheila Hicks ,Mary Ann Norton, Pam Fish, Au-drey Thompson, Yvonne French ,Sheilia Steward, Vivien Spicer,Barb Coles, Shirley Ellison, Jea nMcMynn. Goalie Shirley Ellison ,a first year student from Magee ,proved herself to be a promisint ,newcomer .

Tuesday, October 29, 1946 .

Soccer ElevensDrop Both Tilts

Victories were non-existent fo ,Blue and Gold teams on Home -coming Day . Coupled with th eloss of the American football tea mwas that of the two student soc •cer teams, Varsity dropped thei rgame to Grandview Legion by a3-1 score while UBC lost their til tby the same margin to Vancouve rRangers,

This year's Varsity team is be-ing tabbed by sideline soccer ex-perts as being definitely in MissFortune's red book . Outplayin gand outgaming their opponents fo rthe greater part of the contest, theteam is still in the position of be-ing unable to get goals .

So was the case again last Sat-urday afternoon when the Net'steam was soundly beaten on thefield but not on the score sheet .Gordy Shepherd who replace dBill Thomas at the pivot spot athalf time headed in a cross shotfor the student's only tally lateIn the game .

Oscar Roells, prominent citytennis star, secured the legionfirst-half barker while in the sec-ond half Stan Grazdanleh nettedanother on a penalty shot.

Varsity pressed continually dur-ing the second half and while thestudent defence moved well upthe field in a vain attempt to cu tdown the legion lead, the vetsbroke away for their third coun-ter, Bill Dean being the marks -man. Moreton in the Varsity ne tplayed a stellar game as his matesleft him unprotected in their eag-erness to overtake the winners .

On the campus before a home -coming audience UBC held a

strong Ranger crew on even term suntil the dying minutes of th egame, when injuries spelled rui nto their cause, Hugh Ross secure dthe only student goal, on a passfrom Bobby Moulds

.Murdo McKay and Geoff Biddl e

were side-lined before the end o fthe game through Injuries .

There will be a meeting for al lsoccer players at noon today i nArts (108 to discuss league businessand to hear guest speaker DaveCamparelli ,

INTRAMURAL

DIVOTERS PLA YAll intramural golf entries mus t

be handed in to Ivor Wynne at th eGym office before 1 :00 p .m. Tues-day, October 29. The tournamen twill be run oft completely on Wed-nesday at the University GolfCourse.

All clubs Intending to partici-pate In this event must hand in afour man entry.

Commit the tournament boar din the gym office Tuesday after -noon to see your tee-off time . Itis Imperative that all contest mksbe on time for their tee-offs, sothat the tournament can be runon in one day .

Upset Win ScoredBy Kay Worsf old

UBC's Kay Worsfold, docking30 .4 seconds in the women's 50 -yard free style race, beat Van-c uver Amateur Swimming fee -t rite Irene Strong to create th ebiggest upset of the evening a tthe mainland championship swimmeet at the Vancouver Crysta lPool on Saturday night ,

Miss Worsfold entered the corn -petition only after a last minutedecision, and barely out-timed the1'ASC water nymph who is inter -nationally renowned for herchampionship performances . Al-though attending Varsity thisyear, Miss Strong had chosen toswim for VASC, to which she ha sbelonged for a number of years .

Fred Oxenberry took third spotb . the men's 50-yard breast stroke,while Bob Marshall was closel ynudged from that position in th e200 yard free style for fourth spothonours in that race ,

Hal Brodie, showing much pro-mise for considering the time o fseason, managed a fourth in th e50 yard free style . Lou Attwe bcame fourth in the 50 yard bac kstroke .

Coach Doug Whittle, consider -ably pleased with the perform-ances of his charges, looks forwardto their next meet, November 9 ,this time in Victoria . He plans tohold time trials this week andnext, in preparation for that com-petition .

Both Men's Gram Hockey teamstook their matches against cityplayers over the weekend. Varsityplaying at Brockton Point turnedin a 4-1 score against Vw«,ouver .UBC tangled with North 1Btbre o nthe University pound to win 3 .1 .

As part of the sports entertain-ment for Homecoming week, alarge crowd attended both games .Down at Brocton, Varsity gave atip top performance in team workand showed onlookers somethingnew in forward line tactics .

Three of the goals were scoredby Bruce Benham, centre forwardand a newcomer to the time thisyear. Dave Pudney in his firstturnout for the club made thefourth .

The forward line-up that dre wthe attention of onlookers ha dWalt Ewing and Nick Herrick o nthe wings, Ned Larsen and Dave

Pudney on the insides and Ben-ham at centre. With the exception'of Larsen who has been punchin gfor the Hockey Club for a nut,her of seasons, the rent of thegroup are this year's crop ,

On the campus field, UBC had astiffer game against the NorthShore. Art Hill, veteran player ,sparked the attack on the visitor'sD ound making the score 2-0 In thefirst half . Play evened up in thelist thirty minutes with one morepoint to UBC . On the scoring endwere Norm Tupper, Lee Sullen,and Norm Grieve .

'Bird Hoopmen

Take Close Til t

If you came in late you augh thave thought that you were seein ga ten-man rassling event, Despatchstyle, but rest assured that th emad rough-and-tumble affair tha tdrew some 430 sports has te th eVarsity gym on Saturday nigh twas only a friendly little beep af-fair between the UBC Thtmder-birds and an Alumni crew of for-mer Varsity greats. Right fromthe start, it was one mad offensiveby either one side or the other ,and it was just circumstances thatchose to put the 'Birds ahead 37-35at the final whistle ,ROBERTSON HIG H

Grad casaba wizard Sandy Ro-bertson took high spot in the torridfiesta, sinking 13 points worth o fdead-eye accuracy before beingpolitely ushered off with Ave per-sonal fouls to his discredit. HarryKermode, with just one paint leas,almost parallelled the grad's per-formance ,

Rana Matthlaon and Ivor Wynn,playing for the Homecoming grad-uates, drew the oh's and ah's ofthe enthusiastic crowd with severaladmirable long shots that partedthe Thunderbird webbing.

Ritchie Nichol with eight pointsEnd Pat McGeer with six, both

played steady, dependable ball, as

did %anky Nee Munro, who equal -

led McGeer's pointage ,Those forty minutes of mass

murder were sparked with the in -sane decisions of Joker presidentDave Hayward, who somehow talk-ed his way into a referee's job .F:: eveeqrusentloyr , msuocdh ifiedd ebcWy raw. as iw

e

tants, Joker Dick Penn In the firsthalf, and Hughle Ryan in thesecond .

SEE YOU

at the

FALL BALL

week as

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LAURIE DYER, Sports Edito r

Varsity Ruggermen MeetIn Crucirl Game Tomorrow

The spotlight will be on the English Rugby teams thi sthey take over the stadium on Wednesday and

Saturday .Rugger fans from all over Van-

couver will gather for the battleof the season, as the two unbeatencampus teams kick off in thegame that will probably decide thewinner of the Miller Cup, Thewinner of Wednesday's game willtake over the league lead andcould very well remain there forthe remainder of the season ,

Manager Denis Crockett of theUBC team appears confident andsays that he has a hustling bunchof boys. After the way they tookon the fighting Burnaby team lastSaturday, UBC can conceivablygive Varsity a licking.

VARSITY FAVOREDThe Varsity fifteen on the other

hand has the odds with them, asno team has yet made it acrosstheir line. Although scored upononce, by a kick, the Vanity teamis one of the most powerful ag-gregatlons ever to be fielded in th eVancouver league.

Both teams are losdsd with vet-eran players and even Coach RoyHaines can't be sure which teamwill win.

Wednesday afternoon in th eF;adlum, the brother teams wil lbe fighting it out. One of the In-teresting sidelights will be th epersonal battle between the formerteam mates of the Crimson Tidewho play on both tams,

On Saturday next, the Stadiumwill echo, at last, to the cheers fo ra winning teem as rugby takesover from the American Gridboys .

CHEMISTRY 100 COACHINGFRIDAY -- 7:00 P.M .

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HALLOWE'EN DANC ETHURSDAY, OCT. 31 — Itit TO 12 P.M.

At the Peter Pan BallroomJoe Micelli & Orchestra - Night Flight Chorus

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THEY'RE BACK . . .

WHIN YOU VISIT your bank these days yo u

are likely to see faces you have long missed — member s

of our permanent staff back from active service .

Almost Ave thousand are "back on the job"

while others are recovering from wound s

and others are still with the forces .

These gallant men who left the banks to enlist and have comeback have shown themselves to be alert, self-reliant, eager to ge ton with the business of living.

Some of them have been away for five years or more . Manyhave won distinction . All have acquitted themselves with

honour. All are welcome back .

In your bank these men find appreciation, security and oppor-

tunity for advancement . Our plans for them express our sincer edesire that, in banking service, they may find ample scope t o

make their further contribution to this nation's security .

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