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There are There are 31,557,600 31,557,600 seconds in a seconds in a

year.year.

There are There are 31,557,600 31,557,600 seconds in a seconds in a

year.year.

‘‘‘‘I told the doctor I broke I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to told me to quit going to

those places.’’those places.’’

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‘‘‘‘I told the doctor I broke I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to told me to quit going to

those places.’’those places.’’

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Happiness comes through Happiness comes through doors you doors you

didn't even know you didn't even know you left open. left open.

Happiness comes through Happiness comes through doors you doors you

didn't even know you didn't even know you left open. left open.

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under  your skirt. I'll explain later.'hide under  your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed.The nun agreed.  

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied,  'He went that way.'The nun replied,  'He went that way.'  

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough  Sister. You see, I don't want to go to said, 'I can't thank you enough  Sister. You see, I don't want to go to

Iraq.Iraq.

The nun said, 'I understand  completely.'The nun said, 'I understand  completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'pair of legs!'

The nun replied, The nun replied, 

'If you had looked a little higher, you would have noticed I’m a man 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have noticed I’m a man too…….....I don't want to go to Iraq  either.'too…….....I don't want to go to Iraq  either.'

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under  your skirt. I'll explain later.'hide under  your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed.The nun agreed.  

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied,  'He went that way.'The nun replied,  'He went that way.'  

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough  Sister. You see, I don't want to go to said, 'I can't thank you enough  Sister. You see, I don't want to go to

Iraq.Iraq.

The nun said, 'I understand  completely.'The nun said, 'I understand  completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'pair of legs!'

The nun replied, The nun replied, 

'If you had looked a little higher, you would have noticed I’m a man 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have noticed I’m a man too…….....I don't want to go to Iraq  either.'too…….....I don't want to go to Iraq  either.'

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