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Chicago is closer to Chicago is closer to Moscow than it is to Moscow than it is to
Rio de Janeiro.Rio de Janeiro.
Chicago is closer to Chicago is closer to Moscow than it is to Moscow than it is to
Rio de Janeiro.Rio de Janeiro.
"He (Julio Cesar Chavez) "He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and speaks English, Spanish, and
he's bilingual, too." he's bilingual, too." Don King, boxing promoter. Don King, boxing promoter.
"He (Julio Cesar Chavez) "He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and speaks English, Spanish, and
he's bilingual, too." he's bilingual, too." Don King, boxing promoter. Don King, boxing promoter.
If you have a lot of tension and If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it you get a headache, do what it
says on the aspirin says on the aspirin bottle : Take two aspirin andbottle : Take two aspirin and
keep away from children.keep away from children.
If you have a lot of tension and If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it you get a headache, do what it
says on the aspirin says on the aspirin bottle : Take two aspirin andbottle : Take two aspirin and
keep away from children.keep away from children.
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and told the receptionist he Bubba walked into a doctor's office and told the receptionist he had shingles. had shingles.
She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,
Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining
room. room.
Half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba
to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where ? Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where ?
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and told the receptionist he Bubba walked into a doctor's office and told the receptionist he had shingles. had shingles.
She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,
Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining
room. room.
Half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba
to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where ? Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where ?
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"
Jerry,for a cold miller lite,
who’s singing the background song ?
That’s easy,it’s the 1970 “ one
hit wonder by Norman Greenbaum
–Spirit in the Sky.
Sherry and I are head’n back to Margaritaville
next Mon. for a little R & R. Bro’s Place will come to you next week from 90 miles just north of
Cuba !
Visit my friend Nancy’s site Visit my friend Nancy’s site for past Bro’s Placefor past Bro’s Place
http://www.pianoladynancy.chttp://www.pianoladynancy.com/om/
Visit my friend Nancy’s site Visit my friend Nancy’s site for past Bro’s Placefor past Bro’s Place
http://www.pianoladynancy.chttp://www.pianoladynancy.com/om/