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Chicago is closer to Chicago is closer to Moscow than it is to Moscow than it is to

Rio de Janeiro.Rio de Janeiro.

Chicago is closer to Chicago is closer to Moscow than it is to Moscow than it is to

Rio de Janeiro.Rio de Janeiro.

"He (Julio Cesar Chavez) "He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and speaks English, Spanish, and

he's bilingual, too." he's bilingual, too." Don King, boxing promoter. Don King, boxing promoter.

"He (Julio Cesar Chavez) "He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and speaks English, Spanish, and

he's bilingual, too." he's bilingual, too." Don King, boxing promoter. Don King, boxing promoter.

If you have a lot of tension and If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it you get a headache, do what it

says on the aspirin says on the aspirin bottle :  Take two  aspirin andbottle :  Take two  aspirin and

keep away from children.keep away from children.

If you have a lot of tension and If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it you get a headache, do what it

says on the aspirin says on the aspirin bottle :  Take two  aspirin andbottle :  Take two  aspirin and

keep away from children.keep away from children.

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and told the receptionist he  Bubba walked into a doctor's office and told the receptionist he  had shingles. had shingles.

  She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and  told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's and  told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out  and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, aide came out  and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,

Shingles. So she wrote down his  height, weight, a complete Shingles. So she wrote down his  height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in  the examining medical history and told Bubba to wait in  the examining

room. room.

  Half hour later a nurse came in and asked  Bubba what he had. Half hour later a nurse came in and asked  Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a  blood test, Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a  blood test, a blood pressure  test, an electrocardiogram, and  told Bubba a blood pressure  test, an electrocardiogram, and  told Bubba

to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked  Bubba what he had. later the doctor came in and asked  Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked,  Where ? Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked,  Where ?

  

Bubba said,  "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"Bubba said,  "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"  

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and told the receptionist he  Bubba walked into a doctor's office and told the receptionist he  had shingles. had shingles.

  She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number She wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and  told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's and  told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out  and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, aide came out  and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,

Shingles. So she wrote down his  height, weight, a complete Shingles. So she wrote down his  height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in  the examining medical history and told Bubba to wait in  the examining

room. room.

  Half hour later a nurse came in and asked  Bubba what he had. Half hour later a nurse came in and asked  Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a  blood test, Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a  blood test, a blood pressure  test, an electrocardiogram, and  told Bubba a blood pressure  test, an electrocardiogram, and  told Bubba

to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked  Bubba what he had. later the doctor came in and asked  Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked,  Where ? Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked,  Where ?

  

Bubba said,  "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"Bubba said,  "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"  

Jerry,for a cold miller lite,

who’s singing the background song ?

That’s easy,it’s the 1970 “ one

hit wonder by Norman Greenbaum

–Spirit in the Sky.

Sherry and I are head’n back to Margaritaville

next Mon. for a little R & R. Bro’s Place will come to you next week from 90 miles just north of

Cuba !

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