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Welcome to the world of TARZAN KAY KALRYZIAN
I hope you like it here.
Please… make yourself comfortable. I’ll tell you a little about myself.
The First One.
Bachelor of Fine Arts Concordia University, Class of 2006
The Second One.
(Oh, that’s right. I dropped out of law school.)
I’ve made lots of mistakes. Really juicy ones.
Even so, perhaps you are interested in reading some of the articles I’ve had published?
During my time in Australia, I blogged for businesses.
I used many
names. Kind of
like Jesus. (Don’t worry, I
won’t say things like that in print.)
My LinkedIn profile has links galore. Out of respect for my clients’ privacy, please contact me for some ghostwritten links.
Areas of expertise include:
Health + Wellness
Parenting
Careers
Lifestyle Design
I publish under my own name, too. (Read my article for WO magazine.)
↵
That’s the understatement of the year.
I write under my own name all the time. Really personal, bleeding-heart stuff. No subject is more interesting to me than myself.
This is my blog.
And now for a geography lesson.
I spent some time here.
Plus 10 years on a much smaller island.
Niagara is home. (Not the actual Falls, silly. But close by.)
This is my super cool family.
Introducing Gaïan and Jay
And we are willing to relocate.
You’re curious. Who is
this Tarzan?
Here’s what my friends are saying:
“Her book gave me severe constipation. I definitely don’t recommend eating it.”
“Tarzan is the embodiment of
serenity.” (What do they know?)
“If you want the truth, she can be a bit pedantic.”
I have many marketable skills.
There’s the writing, for one.
Bios, Dating + LinkedIn
Profiles
Web Copy
Blog and Print
Articles
Digital Newsletters
B2B Whitepapers
I do a lot of these types of things:
“That’s all well and good but Tarzan has no experience with […].”
Indulge me, dear reader.
I have just the quote for you.
"Faith is a bird that feels dawn breaking and sings while it is still dark.”
-Rabindranath Tagore
You be the bird.
I’ll be the dawn.
What do you say? Visit my website.
View my LinkedIn profile.
Email me.
Photo Credits Old books: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/nkzs Comfy Chair: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/gozdeo Piano: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/Andreius Computer: Powerpoint Stock Image Broken Window: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/pepo Old man: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/redfloor Notebook: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/labarbosa Sydney: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/buzzybee Jesus: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/jshelve Lookout Point: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/KateKrav Montreal: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/rossi2213 Suggies: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/backtrust Boarding Pass: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/barchonok Toronto: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/ma_hern Hawaii: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/AngieKnipe
Shoes: Laura Alexandre Vrabie Friends: Laura Alexandre Vrabie Glasses: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/birdbrain Serene Photo: Laura Alexandre Vrabie Chalkboard: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/ywel Matching shoes: I believe my sister took that. Typewriter: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/hisks Writing Tools: Powerpoint Stock Image Quebec Flag: http://www2.macleans.ca/?attachment_id=2371 Files: Powerpoint Stock Image Virgin Mary: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/dcubillas Bird: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/ataylor28 Dawn: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/boogy_man This Slide: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/OeilDeNuit
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