welcomeThis is Cole, model XXVI: A multifunctional Unit; included among the built-in abilities You will find:

Graphic Designer

Illustrator

Film & FX Editor

Storyteller

Adventurer

Functionality

Unlike most jack-of-all-trade varieties, we made sure to include a high degree of

proficiency in all aspects, with the capacity to continuously upgrade skill

versions with each subsequent model.

Keynote

Photoshop

Final Cut Pro

After Effects

Branding

Pitch Presentation

Communication

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FUN FACT:

Default Configuration

A high-funcitoning system, we made sure to do more than just make Cole compatible and user friendly with a wide variety of units and applications, but actually configured the hardware to use them in tandem where applicable - creating results greater than the sum of their parts.

So When set to task, model XXVI doesn't just create a project, but will craft an entire EXPERIENCE employing resources from all available utilities.

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(Unless given specific instructions to the contrary, which will be followed per request.)

Internal ClockImbedded into the hardwiring is a deep respect for time (hers and others'), which will commonly takes the form of punctuality, excellent time management, and productivity.

FUN FACT: It was recently discovered that going from 0-110% (the +10 being near panic and bewilderment) every morning is possible to this sound! [Available in full .Ppt Version] !

The chemical rush from adrenaline voids the built-in snooze function.

Viewfinder

Despite the sub-par zoom on the optical units, the software compensates with an extreme attention to detail up close. (Ideal for projects that don't involve falconry!)

Cole also comes with add-on lenses, to improve the original hardware's lack of distance.

Language PacksCurrently available in English (CDN/UK)

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and actively in the process of adding Spanish (EU) and French language versions.

coming soon coming soon

Version XIX Version XXI Version XXIII Version XXIV Version XXVI

Fine tuned virtual motorskills and cognitive thinking protocol

included exploratory and educational search engine

Developed multi-platform and unit compatibility, independently and with

other units Passed 4-year Stress test

Added on extra RAM and increased HDD to allow more user functionality and task

capacity

Focused on branding and marketing improvements, with packaging

plug-ins

Polished Creative Director Initiative Updated all software plug-ins

Streamlined Chasis and Improved Anti-virus

Model Update History

By model XXVI, we've had over 9 years experience in the industry, all of which has been constantly fine-tuned and streamlined for the best possible output.

Misc. PATCH Notes• For some reason beyond the programers' understanding XXVI has a penchant for shiny and/or glowy things. This quirk has been

persistent throughout all models, and serves no major function. !

• Though proudly made in Canada, built on the old DESERT architecture, Cole is best stored at a dry 28ºC-36ºC. !

• Has passed various durability tests including falling of a cliff, submitted to jellyfish poison, being impaled; taking a barbell to the face (the external add-on optics at the time shattered though. They have since been replaced) and having a lot of brothers. We are proud to say XXVI still moves and (mostly) looks like new! !

• We have not been able to solve the issue with this unit's satiation always being set to hungry. !

• Model XXVI knows what the fox says.