The Modern American HR Director

Likes and Preferences of an

AMERICAN HR DIRECTOR

What Does the HR Director Like to Wear?• Bold Print Blouse, Black iiiiPants

• Peep Toe Shoes from iiiiDSW

• Chunky Jewelry

• Medium-Length Hair

• Shellac Manicure or Gel Nails

• Hanes Her Way Underpants

• Michael Kors Bag

66% Baby Boomers

21% GenX

4% Millennials

9% Dead on the Inside

HR Directors by Age

52% have a bachelors degree

14% have pursued graduate work

10% have pursued post-graduate work

24% have lied on their resumes

Is HR Smart?

Biggest Issues Facing HR39% Rising Healthcare Expenses

31% War For Talent

13% Big Data and Talent Analytics

10% Global Risk Management

4% Irritable Bowel Syndrome

2% OSHA Safety Compliance

1% “That Bitch, Tammy, Who Keeps

mmmiiTouching My Coffee Creamer”

Do HR Directors Believe in Wellness Initiatives? 26% Physically Active > 60 Minutes/Day

22% Back on Weight Watchers

19% Allergic to Gluten

18% Really liked that one yoga class they took back in 2005

11% Vegetarians who sometimes eat chicken and bacon but

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5% Self-diagnosed with carpal tunnel

The Animals Owned by HR Directors

41% have a dog 40% have a cat

10% have 2 cats, a dog, some goldfish xxxxxxixxiand a guinea pig that doesn’t get xxxxxxixxienough attention

9% breed Labradoodles because HR

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HR Director’s Drink of Choice

25% Diet Coke

24% Co�ee

18% Diet Water Zero Lite® with Splenda

12% Cayenne Pepper and Maple Syrup

11% Have water in a water bottle they carry everywhere but

xxxxxinever drink

9% Tito’s Vodka

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77% Heterosexual Women

14% Homosexual Men

6% Cisgender Lesbians

3% Match.com Users for Over 5 Years

HR by Identity and Expression