Feral kitties

Having been cruelly

labeled ‘Feral’ from an early age...

...my kitties needed an edge over their more privileged competition.

To givemy kitties thegreatest advantage in

today’s world...

...I introducedthem to the

World of Technology

In this arena, their keen ‘Feral’ instincts

helped them to fly

past their iPad peers.

They learned Teamwork.

As well asIndependent

Thinking...

...and Initiative.

They learned to tackle new challenges and push themselves towards harder goals,

from mouse, to laser point, to butterfly.

And to come up with innovative

solutions...

(whom amongst their peers would have thought to chew on the iPad to fix their score?)

They learned when the fun stops...

...Look to others to

get it started again!

And follow their advice to find the right buttons to push.

And lastly, they learned

Perseverance.

Even when you’re tired and

all the others have quit.

Because the reward and

success will be all yours

And then you can sleep on your success (or just the iPad!)

...or just sleep anywhere!

Although all these lessonsmay seem overkill,

Studies have shown that having a strong

education protects against...

Attitude Problems

Drinking Alcohol

Hoarding Alcohol

Fighting

Inappropriate touching and compromising positions

Sleeping around with

others

Teenage Pregnancy

And lastly,

But thanks to their early and thorough education,

none of these scenarios will befall my kitties.

So Barb, what have you taught YOUR kitties so far??

Lol! =P

By: Jenny