The Impactor Issue 28

Part XXVIII Twenty Eight

28

Mark Glatt

Presents

Dwight Scott was not looking to be a hero ….

… He was looking to be a man

Every Late Winter Term, The School Throws A Relay For Life Event Where Different Teams, Music Departments And Clubs Meet To Raise Money In The Gymnasium By Selling Things And Sending The Money To Research That Would Cure Diseases Such As Cancer And AIDS. It Was A 24 Hour Event.

Can’t Afford To Buy Much But I Like To Walk Around Here And Enjoy My Thoughts In The Gym. This Is Why I Kind Of Wish That I Was In School For More Than 2 Years, Although

Some Of These Kids Just Don’t Get Me.

Just Then

Huh??

FRISBEE

Dwight! Toss The Frisbee

Back!

I Threw To This Guy For A Reason. He’s A Really Cool Person.

FRISBEE

FRISBEE

It Was Then That I Remembered Why I Thought Russell Vega Was So Great. Because No Matter How Bad You Felt, He Could Always Make You Feel Better About Yourself.

The next night, Russell Vega and I went to a study group that we were invited to. Normally, Russell Vega and I would just be casually hanging out. It had been pretty awkward being his friend as he has had to drag me home to my dorm every few nights because I was either drunk or freaking drugged most of the time. Both of us had been having trouble studying. On the way to the group, we were discussing my “new me” situation.

Look, It’s NO BIG Problem

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Getting Wasted, The Drugs, I’m Telling You; You Are On A Path Of Self Destruction. You Are My Friend And You Are Definitely Making Me Worried.

Eventually we got to the room. Surprisingly, no one was there waiting for us.

Wait!! Where Is Everyone??

How Can You Say That?? YES It IS A Problem!!

And Then

It Got Dark.

When the lights went back on, we saw Monfruerno Jacked and Marque Calvin waiting for us. Before we could do anything, Ralph Morbid appeared from behind the both of us and grabbed us by the backs of our necks. He pulled us into a grasp and both of our throats were buried in his arms.

Oh how I wish I could stay and watch this. Finish them off for me, al right Monfruerno? I will let Skip take over.

Do I really get to watch this Marque? Do I really get to call out the shots tonight?

Sure thing

We Were Lined Up For Their Intentions

Al right, al right. Are you ready? For the worlds of pains?

What do you want from us?

It is simple. Ralph Morbid will squeeze you and hold you up while Monfruerno Jacked beats you guys until you are

crawling back into college.

OK Monfruerno. Take your pick.

What the heck? What is going on over here??

Waah! Do something Ralph! Do something right now Morbid, you big

dumb ofe!

Ralph stood there not knowing what to do. He seemed like he wanted to let us go.

I said do something Morbid! You big

dumb ofe!

OK

The four of us then tied Skip from the ceiling by his feet and walked out of the room.

We agreed that we would not report Monfruerno Jacked for his actions toward Jacqueline Justice in exchange for his help that night. Monfruerno Jacked also made sure that we understood that he had not changed (although later he did admit that Russell Vega had knocked some sense into him) and that he would still face and defeat Russell Vega so bad that they would need to carry him out of the gym. Resulting from his actions on that night, Ralph Morbid left the group of bullies. Ralph Morbid was targeted in many attacks, but he beat off his attackers each time thanks to the help of Super Ball and Iro L7.