27 reasons why i love you

27 REASONS WHY I LOVE YOU

1. YOU HAVE A JIGGLY BUTT

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2. YOU LOVE TOLKIEN AS MUCH AS I DO

3. YOU ARE AN ‘A’ CLASS TOSSER

4. YOU HAVE A SEXY BEARD

5. YOU ARE GRACIOUS IN DEFEAT

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6. YOU ARE A SCOUSER

7. YOU LOVE ME DESPITE MY FLAWS

8. YOU HAVE AGILITY

9. YOU LISTEN TO ME

10. YOU ARE HAIRY

11. YOU KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND

12. YOU SHARE MY LOVE FOR…

13. AND…

14. YOU ARE A FANTASTIC WRITER• No Mug.

• by ~Cad100

The ale was gone.

Empty mug.

Empty casket, or so they say.

He weren't no mug!

"WHOS A FECKIN MUG YA NUG EATIN PRICKS EH!?"

His roar was mighty and his fist a boom upon the table.

He weren't no mug.

15. YOU MAKE THE BEST COFFEE!

16. YOUR RANTING IS BOTH CUTE AND INFORMATIVE

17. YOU INTRODUCED ME TO JEW!!!

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18. YOU LOVE ME DESPITE MY NEUROTICISM

19. YOU MADE THIS MAKE SENSE

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20. YOU GIVE THE BEST BACK RUBS

21. YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST….

22. YOU HAVE HOBBIT FEET

23. YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS:

24. AND WHAT TO DO WITH THIS:

25. AND THESE….

26. AND THIS….

27. AND FINALLY… I LOVE YOU FOR LOVING ME DESPITE ME BEING A CHELSEA FAN

SO, THESE ARE THE 27 REASONS WHY I LOVE YOU….

BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE REASON THAT REALLY MATTERS.• You

• Are

• My

•Everything…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON!!!!