How to be a RESPECTABLE traffic engineer [5 easy steps]

How to be aRESPECTABLE

TRAFFIC ENGINEER5 easy steps

Based onalmost 20 yearsof observation.

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01

The Solution

5 easy stepsBefore talking with peopleabout their ideas for a greatcommunity, have the answerready. The answer is more carlanes and bigger intersections.

02

The Research

5 easy stepsGather studies from otherengineers that supportTHE SOLUTION. Avoid so-calledwalkability studies.

03

The Analysis

5 easy stepsSelect computer program togenerate the results to supportTHE SOLUTION. Change defaultsettings as necessary.

04

The Report

5 easy stepsEngineering reports are notintended to be understood bycitizens. Maximize jargon,matrices, and appendices.

05

The Outreach

5 easy stepsHold a public hearing on a nightwhen most people will chooseto stay home. They can't handleTHE SOLUTION.

is this for real?

YES.Status quotraffic engineering isbad for your health.They will not help youwalk across the street.

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