SPV. 1912 e. V. Seligenstadt Wir würden uns über eine Stellungsname freuen !!! Für welche...

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SPV. 1912 e. V. Seligenstadt

Wir würden uns über eine Stellungsname freuen !!!

Für welche Collection würdet Ihr euch entscheiden !!!

Unsere Damenmannschaft wird Euch immer dankbar sein !!!

Copyright (C) 2000 The Magic Marvelous Polen Peter

All Rights Reserved

Yes, I approve.

No, I do not approve.

Yes, I Approve

No, use the same yellow one piece crap you’ve been showing us for years.

Yes, I Approve, if I can see a close-up.

No, the earth’s thinning ozone layer and subsequent rise in ultraviolet radiation makes this suit just plain unsafe.

Oh, yeah, if it were only see through.

No, I say bring back ankle length canvas.

Now you’re talking.

No, a burlap produce sack was good enough for my Grandmother, it’s good enough for late night European TV.

Yes, I Approve, could I see two women together?

No, this smut isn’t suitable even for the French.

Yes, I approve, I understand topless is really big this year.

No, you know the Amish have a pretty bitchin’ line of swimwear.

Yes, I Approve, David Hasselhoff won’t be wearing one of these, will he?

No, I don’t approve. What’s next, topless C-SPAN?

Yes, I approve, are they going to need any thong fitting technicians, or lotion boys on this show?No, I’ve already got my hands full writing my Congressman about the perversion I see on the Spice channel, now I gotta watch this too?

Yes, I Approve, maybe a little too much blue tint. No, whatever happened to basic

black?

Yes, I Approve, but the real test of a spandex swimsuit is the snap test, where do I go for that?

No, I’m sure there’s a passage in the Bible somewhere forbidding the oglization of a woman’s sensuous, creamy skin.

Yes, I Approve, but I’m still worried that the world lycra supply is critically low.

No, Why do you have to destroy these women’s lives to provide entertainment? Can’t you be more like “Diffren’t strokes”?

SPV. 1912 e. V. SeligenstadtDie Vorschläge könnt Ihr auch an unseren

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Er ist unter der Telefon Nummer 06182-2XXX

rund um die Uhr für Euch erreichbar !!!

Danke !!!

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