Mean Girls Skit

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Skit for communications class based on Mean Girls

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INTRO SKIT 9/5

GRETCHEN: Regina, we have to talk to you.

REGINA: Is butter a carb?

CADY: Yes.

GRETCHEN: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.

REGINA: So?

KAREN: So that's against the rules and you can't sit with us.

REGINA: Whatever. Those rules aren't real.

KAREN: They were real that day I wore a vest.

REGINA: Because that vest was disgusting.

GRETCHEN: You can't sit with us!

REGINA: These sweatpants are all that fits me right now. Fine, you can walk home, bitches.

RANDO: Watch where you're going, fat-ass!