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Quit Smoking Peter,ataNewYear’sparty,turnstohisfriend,Ken,andasksforacigarette. “I thoughtyoumadeaNewYear’s resolution toquitsmoking,”Kenresponds. “I’mintheprocessofquitting,”repliesPeterwithagrin.“Rightnow,Iaminthemiddleofphaseone.” “Phaseone?”wondersKen. “Yeah,”laughsPeter,“I’vequitbuying.”

New Year’s Eve OnNewYear’sEve,Danielisinnoshapetodrive,sohesensiblyleaveshisvaninthecarparkandwalkshome.Asheiswobblingalong,heisstoppedbyapoliceman. “What are you doing out here at four o’clock in themorning?”asksthepoliceofficer. “I’monmywaytoalecture,”answersRoger. “Andwhoonearth,intheirrightmind,isgoingtogivealectureatthistimeonNewYear’sEve?”inquirestheconstablesarcastically. “Mywife,”slurredDanielgrimly.

The Big Boys Anelderlygentlemaniswalkingdownthestreetwhenheseesayoungladwhoiscryingsohardthatheisshak-ing. Takingcompassion,theoldgentbendsoverandpatstheboyonthehead,saying,“There,there.Whatseemstobetheproblem?” Theyoungmanraiseshistearstreakedfaceandblurtsout,“Ican’tdothethingsthebigboysdo.” So,theelderlygentlemansitsdownonthecurbnexttohimandcrieswithhim.

Dead Donkey Aministerawakensonemorningtofindadeaddonkeyinhisfrontyard.Hehasnoideahowitgotthere,butheknowshehastogetridofit.So,hecallsthesanitationde-partment,thehealthdepartment,andseveralotheragen-cies,butnooneseemsabletohelphim.Indesperation,thegoodreverendcallsthemayorandaskswhatshouldbedone. Themayormusthavebeenhavingabadday. “Whybotherme?”heasks.“You’reaclergyman.It’syourjobtoburythedead.” Thepastorloseshiscool.“Yes,”hesnaps,“ButIthoughtIshouldatleastnotifythenext-of-kin.”

New Kittens Athree-year-oldboygoeswithhisdadtoseeanewlit-terofkittens.Onreturninghome,hebreathlesslyinformshismother,“Thereweretwoboykittensandtwogirlkit-tens.” “Howdidyouknowthat?”hismotherasks. “Daddypickedthemupandlookedunderneath,”here-plies.“Ithinkit’sprintedontheirbottom.”

Shotgun Wedding EsmereldastopsbyMaandPa’shousetopickthemuptotakethemtoacousin’swedding.Maisholdingher12-gaugeshotgunandisbusyatthekitchentableputtingriceintoshotguncartridges. “Whatareyoudoing,Ma?”saysEsmerelda.“Thisisnotoneofthosekindofweddings!” “ThisisforPa,”repliesMa.“Hedoesn’tlikeweddingsverywell.Ifhemakesabreakforit,I’mgoingtosprinklealittlericeonhisbackside!” “IjustsawPaoutback,”saysEsmerelda.“He’swalkingwithalimp.Idon’tthinkhecouldrunveryfar.Whathap-penedtohisleganyhow?” “Padoesn’tlikerehearsalsverywelleither!”

Commotion At Ma and Pa’s Pa issleeping inhis rockingchair in the livingroomwhile Ma and Esmerelda are chatting out on the frontporch.Suddenly,theyhearacommotionfrominsidethelivingroom.Masays,“We’dbetterstepback.”Suddenly,thescreendoorfliesbackwithabangandwhatseemslikeadozencatscomerunningoutandgoinalldirections. “What’sthatallabout,Ma?”asksEsmerelda. “Well,”saysMa.“Papassedgasandallthemcatsthinktheydoneit;so,they’regoingofftofindaplacetobury.” “I’msuregladthat’soverwith,”repliesEsmerelda. “Stepback,”saysMa.“That’snotallofit.” Suddenly, the screendoor swingsopenagain andPacomesflyingoutwithabroominhishand. “Hewokeupandthinksthecatsdidit,”saysMa.

Strong Scents PaandMaarewaitingforchurchtostartwhenEsmerel-daturnsaroundandasks,“Pa,didyoupassgas?” “Well,”saysPa.“IdidThursdaywhileIwasdownintown,butIdidn’tknowyoucouldsmellit.”

Estill County Toys For TotsTo Begin Accepting Applications WelcometotheToysforTotsProgram.Wehope this program will benefit as many people as possible this Christmas season. Participa-tionintheToysforTotsprogramisassimpleascompletingaparticipationsheet.Youwillneedto bring in the child’s birth certificate and a util-ity bill to confirm your address. The participation sheet can be pickedupWednesday -Saturdayafter6p.m.at theRavenna Police Department. After completingtheparticipationsheet,yourchild’snamewillbeaddedtotheChristmaslistprovidedtheyarenotonanyotherlist. TheRavennaPoliceDepartmentbeganac-ceptingnamesonSaturday,November15,2014andwillcontinuethroughWednesday,Decem-ber10,2014.Nonameswillbeacceptedafterthecutoffdate. Ifyouhaveanyquestions,pleasecontactChiefKenWhiteoftheRavennaPoliceDepart-mentat606723-3332after6p.m.

Thank you, Chief Ken White

Letter To The Editor____________________________________________________________________Thanks To Supporters of Estill Volleyball

Dear Editor: Wejustwantedtotakeaminutetothankallofour2013-2014sponsorsfor the Estill Co. Volleyball Team.Their support is much appreciated.With sponsor $ we feed our girlsbeforeawaygames; italsohelps inbuyingsuppliestheteammayneed.Thanksagainforyoursupporttoourgirls,EstillCo.VolleyballBoosters. 82 Food Mart, Abundant LifeChristian Store, American LegionPost 79, American Legion LadiesAuxiliaryPost79,BoMorris,BuntGrossAuto,By-PassAnimalClinic,CarharttInc,Admin.Office,CashinaDash,ClassyCuts,Cole’sConstruc-tion, County Line Kennels, CyrusPrinting, Daniel & Diane Akers,Danny Newman Trucking, DebbieRison,DelmaKirby,Dennis&Son,Rod&Customs,DonnsUsedCars,

EKU Upward Bound- Becca Mor-rison,ElRanchito,Elwood&DebraPatrick, Enersys, Estill Co. VFWPost8019,EstillCo.VFWPost8019– Mens Auxiliary, Estill Tribune,FayeGibson,GCHWealthManage-ment, Gearl Denn Puckett, GlendaGay Oliver, CPA, Heather Combs,Comm.Atty.,HomeSewn,JenniferO.Gross,HotSpotTanning,HowellsFoodMart,Innersys,IrvineNursingRehab,Jannie&LarryWilson,Jason&NikkiCyrus,JeffHix,PVA,John&TriciaHenry,KathySmith,Koun-try Boy Kennel, Lexington Win-nelson Co., Little Caesars, LookingFancy,MarcumsAutoSales,MarshaWebb,MarshallKirby,MastersSta-ble,Meme&PappyJudge,Michael&Anissa Hardy, Michael & DebraCole. Also, Moonlight Body Shop,

Muncy Contracting, North Broad-wayAutoSales,OldTimersMarket,OldCrowsNest,OwlHeadGrocery,Patrick Collision, Patrick’s AutoSales, Perry’s Auto, Playtime Day-care,RickElectric,RiverDriveAuto,RodneyDavis,Co.Atty.,RosesCash& Carry, Sandy Richardson, SaveALot,SeabAnglin,SheliaCollins,Beautician, Sherry Fox, Co. Clerk,SmokeysAutoGarage,SoleChoice,South Irvine Food Mkt., StephanieBrinegar,CircuitClerk,SunsetSalon,Sweet&Savvy,TamaraRose,CPA,The Hamiltons, The Right Place,TNT DJ Service,Triple O Electric,LLC,TwinCedarsEmbroidery,Vic&RobynMorefield,WallaceTaylor,Co. Judge Ex.,Warren FToler Fu-neralHome,andWisemantownPayLake.

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