don't call me vintage

don’t call me vintage

unpublished ads, mock-ups, and thoughts that never went out of style.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Blackwing certified organic, free range chickens are fed the best organic feed

and have ample space to qualify as free ranged.

Because it could.

Chubby Bunny, Skinny You

Have fun again with fat-free Campfire marshmallows.

Feeling trapped in your job?

At Monster.com we have thousands of new jobs posted every day.

Perfect for those long monday mornings.

With Red Bull you can unleash energy anytime you want, so there’s no excuse for having a case of “The Monday’s.”

Dromedary Human

The REI Desert Rat incorporates a 100oz bladder

capacity, convenient backpack design, and an innovative water sipping

tube into one product. Essentially it provides you with all of the benefits of being a camel, minus the

unsightly hump.

Experience the outdoors like a native.

We take the pain out of work.Steel-Toe Boots.

At Wolverine we strive to provide a means of safety to workers no matter how unique their job may be. Available in an array of colors and sizes, Wolverine boots are the perfect accessory for any job.

You would think that bright yellow shoes this big wouldn’t

get stepped on so much.