Domino's Pizza Dialogue

DOMINOS PIZZA DIALOGUE

JOURNEYMAN: Good afternoon, Sr.

CUSTOMER: Hi man.

J: This is the menu

C: journeyman, please

J: Can I help you?

C: I want a small pizza with bacon, salami and mushrooms

J: Do you want something to drink?

C: yes, I do. I want a soda

J: ok, in one moment I will bring your order

ten minutes later

J: this is your order, gentleman

C: thank you

(the costumer have a drink of soda, and in the moment he was going to bite the pizza, he saw something)

C: journeyman! Journeyman!

J: what happened Sr.?

C: journeyman, what is this? I need the manager!

J: no Sr. please, I have a family, the manager will discharge!

C: no man, you dont understand me, I need the manager now! Now!

one minute later

MANAGER: good afternoon gentleman, can I help you?C: yes, you can. Look at this, my pizza have a croton bug!M: oh Sr., excuse us please. What do you want? A refund or another pizza?C: no man, I need a lawyer!!!