iPhone apps you must own

Or

WTF iPhone apps you must never tell your spouse you

spent money on

The Belgian Constitution

59p

Yes or No

59p

Angry Scot

Real comment from real punter

“The only funny bit is ‘This is crap’”

59p

Speakin’ Jamaican

59p

iPee

59p

Manpoke

POKE

POKE

POKE

The world is convulsed with economic crisis

Manpoke: 59p

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Oh God it burns

Babies

That’s it

Just babies

Hundreds of babies

“All the babies you will ever want to look at!”

“More babies every day!”

I suspect this may be illegal in some countries

Real comment from real punter

if you look at enough babies, you are more likely to have them. its a fertility app, stupid. there is nothing silly about this.

i am dead serious.

seriously.

not funny.

baby imagery makes you have babies. serious.

59p

Babies (Free)

Free

THERE APPEARS TO BE NO FUNCTIONAL DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN THE TWO

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Kiss Me

Real comment from real punter

“It’s not that I can’t kiss, it’s just that it doesn’t acutally work”

(sic)

59p

Are we nearly there yet?

iPropose

Yeah, that’ll work

Lesbian & gay editions also available

59p

Do you have trouble dropping logs?

Drop It

Drop It features both brown noise and the brown note. The brown noise is an infrasound frequency that is said to cause humans to lose control of their bowels and start rolling logs due to resonance. If you just went in the last 11 mins, you should just fart a few times. If you just fart even though you haven't went yet then the effect may not be as strong on you. Make sure it's loud. Don't forget to shake your iPhone to flush!

59p

I think we’ve got the idea now

30%

9 x 59p = £5.31Apple’s cut = £1.59

And people say Steve Jobshas no sense of humour

Creative play

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