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TheDelivery HeroASimpsonsAsAServiceStoryboard
When Iwasyoung – books were stillathing…
…and those were delivered through book stores
Alsointhe early days of computers,delivering software waseasy
Often enough software wasshared atschool or work
Who‘s too youngto remember that time?
Buthardware and softwaregrew more complex
And publishers took onthe problem -some of them got big inthe game
However,customers change
Moreand more people buy online
Watchmovies onSimflix
Workremotely and use videocalls
Or dothings (atwork)…
…that better stay inthe dark
Or don‘t you know this feeling,…
…when your better halfjustcomes home?;-)
And donotforget,smartphones became athing,too
Some had avery secret planto solve the change
Buteveryone tried to keep up with the change
Some even considered physical delivery by drones
Butdelivering hosted solutions is different
There‘s always afire to fight
“Our server can‘t holdup to the load anymore!“
Theamazing monolith justdoes notscale.
“We need abetter,scalable architecture!“
Peopleexpect hosted software to be available
DOH!
NOOOO!
Ican‘t workthat way!
Ever seen gamers going crazyduring maintenance?
Ever seen gamers going crazyduring maintenance?
Ever seen gamers going crazyduring maintenance?
Ever seen gamers going crazyduring maintenance?
Ever seen gamers going crazyduring maintenance?
Crazyright?!?
Butdoyou remember thelasttimeGooglewasoffline?
Butdoyou remember thelasttimeGooglewasoffline?
Sowe need anew plan…
…and your dev team knows exactly what you mean!
Except,they don‘t.
Soyou try take onthe story of littleindependent software elements…
…that can updated and scaledcompletely separated from others.
You seem likearebel making suchaproposal
And what seems agreat idea…
…turns outto look stupidto others
Inthe endatleastsome peopleget it,butnotallof them.
Ever tried to combine monolith and microservice?Director‘s comment:
Fortunately some cooldevs get it
What we need is the holy grail precious,my precious
We want simplesolutions!
Minimize functionality inevery single unit
Simplesoftware packaging
Horizontalscalability
Without additionalcomplexity
And fast…
…and easydeployment
We want devops to party onevery release
Ohhh…and you too!
Manualdeployments don‘t work,dothey?
And if you manage,the night‘s long
Operationhates you if you put more work onthem
Sosomeone finally shows you…
…the cloud!
That is what wewant to dotoday
Make you happy
Make employees happy
Make customers happy
Make your mom happy
Evenyour neighbors
And believe me,it‘s notdangerous atall
Justkeep your balance
And put it together bit by bit
Alright,let‘s get started already!
PS:We know,the Simpsonsare great onpredicting the future…
…sois that it?
Or more likethat?
Abig thank you to:MattGroening
Almost forgot:Merry Christmas