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hi, my name is katie.
you know how your parents tell you
you are special and one of a kind?
that dream died for me early on
when i got put on a youth soccer team
with seven katies.
seven.
katie
katiekatie
katie
katie
katie
katie
katie go for the goal!
no, not you katie, you stay back on defense!
katie! don’t let your man get away.
katie, look to your left!
katie, look to your other left!
come on katie, get your head in the game!
it was clear that the name katie wasn’t going to cut it.
thus began the nicknames.
some more traumatizing than others.but anything was better than
JUST plain katie.
Katie kat
i can only assume this was a predictor of my future ‘cat lady’ status.
casey
it started out as my initials kc, but shortly people thought my name was actually casey.
GROSS.
Hang loose kc
because apparently my favorite hawaiian ‘hang loose’ t-shirt made it
into my wardrobe rotation more than was socially acceptable.
turned into my favorite aol screen name in 1998.
MARY CHOPPIN’ WOOD.
A MARY CHAPIN CARPENTER REFERENCE GONE WRONG.
butt face
yes, I have a cleft chin that has a striking resemblance to a
miniature butt living on my face.
katiechapinface
slight upgrade from butt face, don’t you think?
chap- IN.
AS IF YOU ARE WELCOMING IN AN OLE’ CHAP for a drink.
AND FINALLY, THE ONE THAT STUCK
chapes (like grapes)
of course it wasn’t an easy road, adopting my new nickname.
there was confusion at first.chapes?
some people called me chaps.
(like chapstick)
others told me my new name sounded like an unpleasant disease.
MOST JUST GAVE ME THE EYEBROW RAISE.
but before long, even my high school history teacher was calling me chapes.
and after years and years of frustration
my days of saying
‘hi my name is katie’
were long gone.
i finally had a nickname with
personality and spunk.
it’s chapes, bitch.
ok, i actually don’t use swear words.
but yeah, my name is chapes.