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Dear President Obama:Dear President Obama:

Please find my suggestion below for fixing America’s economy:Please find my suggestion below for fixing America’s economy:

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan:following plan:

You can call it the You can call it the PatrioticPatriotic Retirement Retirement PlanPlan

PatrioticPatriotic Retirement Retirement PlanPlan

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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them $1 million each in severance for early retirement with the Pay them $1 million each in severance for early retirement with the following stipulations.following stipulations.

1.1. They MUST retire. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.They MUST retire. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.

2.2. They MUST buy a new American car. 40 million cars – Auto industryThey MUST buy a new American car. 40 million cars – Auto industry

fixed.fixed.

3.3. They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.Crisis fixed.

It can’t get much easier than that!It can’t get much easier than that!

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P. S. If more money is needed, have all members of P. S. If more money is needed, have all members of the Democrat Party, all members of your admin-the Democrat Party, all members of your admin-istration, all members of Congress, and all of your istration, all members of Congress, and all of your registered constituents pay their taxes!registered constituents pay their taxes!

From the Sunday, May 24 St. Petersburg Times, a liberal newspaper in the From the Sunday, May 24 St. Petersburg Times, a liberal newspaper in the family of the New York Times and the Washington Post.family of the New York Times and the Washington Post.

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I’m hiding out here until I see the plan.

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