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Are you a Conservative or a Liberal?

Conservative Vs Liberal

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Page 1: Conservative Vs Liberal

Are you a Conservative or a Liberal?

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If a conservative does not like guns, he does not buy one.

If a liberal does not like guns, then no one should have one.

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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he does not eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

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If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.

If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

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If a black or Hispanic is conservative, he sees himself as independently successful.

Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government help.

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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

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If a conservative does not like a talk show host, he switches stations.

Liberals demand that those they do not like be shut down.

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If a conservative is a non-believer, he does not go to church.

A liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the government provide his.

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A conservative will forward this to his friends.

A liberal will delete it because he finds it “offensive.”

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THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND By Woody Guthrie

Sung by The Kingston Trio

Chorus:This land is your land, this land is my landFrom California, to the New York Island

From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream watersThis land was made for you and me

As I was walking a ribbon of highwayI saw above me an endless skyway

I saw below me a golden valleyThis land was made for you and me

Chorus

I've roamed and rambled and I've followed my footstepsTo the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts

And all around me a voice was soundingThis land was made for you and me

Chorus

The sun comes shining as I was strollingThe wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling

The fog was lifting a voice come chantingThis land was made for you and me

Chorus

As I was walkin' - I saw a sign thereAnd that sign said – No Trespassin'

But on the other side .... it didn't say nothin’Now that side was made for you and me!

Chorus

In the squares of the city - In the shadow of the steepleNear the relief office - I see my people

And some are grumblin' and some are wonderin'If this land's still made for you and me.

Chorus (2x) Click to exit.