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12 Cliché Funny Mum Quotes for Mother's Day

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1 2 C L I C H ÉFUNNY MUM

QUOTES

for Mother's Day

Mums are funny little creatures.

They used to tell us that if we

sucked our thumb it'd drop off,

and if we pulled a face when the

wind changed direction, we'd be

stuck like that forever.

But the joke is

on us, because

we believed it.

So for Mother's Day,

here's a nostalgic trip down

memory lane, reminding you of all

the lovely, wonderful, sarcastic,

(sometimes) threatening things

your Mum used to say...

0 1

You better wipe that look off your face

The moment these words

escaped your Mum's lips,

you knew that whatever

facial expression you were

pulling, even if you

weren't being sassy, it

needed to change to

immediately.

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0 2

Did you remember to take the meat

out of the freezer?

A question that to this day

still haunts us. Why?

Because of course we

hadn't remembered. We

were too busy doing...not

much actually. The only

thing to do was prepare

yourself for the inevitable

wrath and eat toast for

dinner.

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0 3

You treat this house like a

hotel.

This was a confusing one

because hotels have room

service, someone to answer

your questions 24/7, and a

team of chefs to prepare

breakfast, lunch, dinner,

dessert, snacks, drinks...

Oh, wait. 

Yeah we probably did.

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0 4

Do you think money grows

on trees?

Well, money is made out of

paper, and paper is made

out of trees....so, technically,

money IS trees. 

*smiles smugly*

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0 5

Stop crying or I'll give you

something to cry about!

This was just wrong on so

many levels. We were already

upset, why would our mothers

who love us dearly want to

make us cry again!?

Parenting 101.

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0 6

I'll wash your mouth out with soap!

What an absolute bluff if

there ever was one. If we

were to put soap in our

mouth for a joke, Mum

would be the first one to

rush over and scream about

how harmful it is. So why

would our mother, who

loves us dearly, do this on

purpose?

I don't think so. 

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0 7

Quiet! I can't hear myself

think!

This doesn't make any sense.

Physically, logically,

grammatically. 

This phrase was also heard in

the car, when the radio

needed to be turned down in

order for your Mum to

remember how to drive.

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0 8

Do as I say, not as I do.

"Right, I'm going to tell you

not to do something, but

then you'll see me doing this

exact thing straight after.

You'll get confused but copy

me anyway, yet I'll still shout

at you for disobeying me." 

Thanks for setting me up for

life, Mum. 

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0 9

I'm not asking, i'm telling.

What's ironic is that we

were always taught to ask

politely, say please and

thank you and never just

expect anything. 

Pot calling the kettle

black?

(This is usually the face

she'd be pulling too).

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1 0

You can't go outside with

wet hair, you'll catch a cold.

According to all Mums

ever, if we weren't

dressed like it was -30°c

outside, we'd catch a

cold. 

1 1

What do you mean you've

got nothing to wear?

Mainly a memory for

teenage girls, this was

often a daily discussion

that happened in

bedrooms across the

country. With the entire

contents of your wardrobe

thrown in anger across the

floor, you'd defiantly

protest you had nothing to

wear. It was true.

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You'd forget your head if it

wasn't attached to your body.

Well if my head wasn't

attached to my body, I

wouldn't be able to forget

as my brain wouldn't work.

Again, another nonsensical

insult fed to us on a regular

basis :)

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MUMS WERE RUTHLESS

WEREN'T THEY?