Music background: Pieces of a Dream by Love’s Silhouette.

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's

suggestion that the following warning labels be placed

immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers. Some are

serious others are humourous.

““DO NOT DO NOT DRINK WHILST DRINK WHILST

WATCHING WATCHING THIS PPS…you THIS PPS…you will miss out on will miss out on

the alcohol the alcohol warnings”warnings”

“Careful, an intelligent

man is sometimes forced to be

drunk to spend time

with his fools." 

"The consumption

of alcohol may leave

you wondering 

what the hell happened to your bra and

panties." 

"The consumption of

alcohol can make you

believe you are a social media sensation with

your  silly dance moves." 

"Alcohol doesn't "Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... make you FAT...

it makes you it makes you LEAN... against LEAN... against tables, chairs, tables, chairs,

floors, walls and floors, walls and ugly people! ." ugly people! ." 

"Don't drink "Don't drink and dance. and dance.

You might hit You might hit someone and someone and

spill your spill your drink." drink." 

"Don't drink "Don't drink and argue and argue with a fool, with a fool,

people might people might not know the not know the difference.” difference.” 

""The The consumption of consumption of

alcohol may alcohol may lead you to lead you to think that think that

husband is the husband is the world's greatest world's greatest lover. But drink lover. But drink too much and too much and you will never you will never catch him at it.catch him at it.

" Heavy " Heavy drinking over drinking over time has been time has been found to have found to have

a negative a negative effect on effect on

reproductive reproductive functioning in functioning in

women.” women.” 

““The The consumption consumption

of alcohol tells of alcohol tells you it is okay you it is okay to be ignorant to be ignorant in some areas, in some areas,

but do not but do not abuse the abuse the privilege.”privilege.”

That is all….That is all….