you’d be better off without!you’d be better off without!

You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and commercial and meaningless and commercial and meaningless and

over-rated and then you moan when I over-rated and then you moan when I don’t get you a carddon’t get you a card

So fine: here’s a cardSo fine: here’s a cardHappy Now?Happy Now?

Roses are RedRoses are RedBullets are LeadBullets are Lead

Take me back NowTake me back NowOr get shot in the Head!Or get shot in the Head!

Happy ValentineHappy Valentineto the person I haveto the person I have

slept with most recently.slept with most recently.

I have 4275 friends on I have 4275 friends on Facebook but none of Facebook but none of

them will sleep with me….them will sleep with me….