THE ONLY MAN WHO

HAS NEVER TOLD

HIS WIFE A LIE

BACHELOR

BEAUTY PARLOUR

A PLACE WHERE WOMEN CURL UP AND DYE

B R I D E

A WOMAN WITH A FINE

PROSPECT OF HAPPINESS

BEHIND HER

C H I P S

THE FATTENING, NON-

NUTRITIONAL FOOD COMPUTER

USERS EAT TO AVOID

HAVING TO LEAVE THEIR

KEYBOARDS FOR MEALS

C O M P R O M I S E

AN AMIABLE ARRANGEMENT

BETWEEN HUSBAND AND

WIFE WHEREBY THEY AGREE

TO LET HER HAVE HER OWN

WAY

F I L E

WHAT A SECRETARY CAN NOW

DO TO HER NAILS SIX AND HALF

HOURS A DAY, NOW THAT THE

COMPUTER DOES HER WORK IN

THIRTY MINUTES

F L O P P Y

THE CONDITION OF A CONSTANT COMPUTER USER’S

STOMACH DUE TO LACK OF EXERCISE AND A STEADY

DIET OF JUNK FOOD

G o s s I p

A person who will

Never tell a lie if

The truth will do

More damage

H O U S E W O R K

WHAT THE WIFE DOES

THAT NOBODY NOTICES

UNTIL SHE DOESN’T

DO IT

H U S B A N D

A PERSON WHO IS THE BOSS OF HIS HOUSE AND HAS

HIS WIFE’S PERMISSION TO SAY SO

I N F L A T I O N

CUTTING MONEY IN

HALF WITHOUT

DAMAGING THE PAPER

J O I N T A C C O U N T

A HANDY LITTLE DEVICE WHICH PERMITS THE WIFE TO BEAT THE HUSBAND TO THE DRAW

L O V E

AN OBSESSIVE DELUSION THAT IS CURED BY MARRIAGE

H I N D S I G H T

WHAT ONE EXPERIENCES FROM

CHANGING TOO MANY DIAPERS

NEVER BE SAD FOR THERE

IS ALWAYS SOMETHING IN

LIFE FOR YOU TO SMILE ABOUT.

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY ! ! !