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- Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.
- I love everybody. Some I love to be around with. Some I love to avoid. And others I love to punch in the face.
- I want someone to look at me, the way that I look at chocolate cake.
- God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.
- I hate how after an argument I think of more clever shit I should have said.
- Sometimes I wonder if men have any intelligence at all... because more often than not, they make decisions with the head in their pants and not the head on their shoulders.
- Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
- Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
- I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
- Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
- Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
- People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world!