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Lakjaw Manor 2012 Lakjaw Manor 2012 The original ‘Bayko Baron’ pirate The original ‘Bayko Baron’ pirate adventure adventure

Bayko Pirates

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Lakjaw Manor 2012Lakjaw Manor 2012 The original ‘Bayko Baron’ pirate adventureThe original ‘Bayko Baron’ pirate adventure

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A beautiful Queen Anne edifice recently taken over by Trelawny A. Grasp – back from the A beautiful Queen Anne edifice recently taken over by Trelawny A. Grasp – back from the Sugar Islands with a fortune to spend.Sugar Islands with a fortune to spend.

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With the house comes status – there’s most o’ local gentry standing there With the house comes status – there’s most o’ local gentry standing there and that’s the Lord Lieutenant of the County’s coach coming up the drive.and that’s the Lord Lieutenant of the County’s coach coming up the drive.

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A rush of silk coats and doffed feathers – yon’ Trelawny’s so confident he’ll be appointed A rush of silk coats and doffed feathers – yon’ Trelawny’s so confident he’ll be appointed to the local bench he’s even had his own stocks installed in readiness to the local bench he’s even had his own stocks installed in readiness

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But who’s this threatening to spoil the party? ‘Tis W.I. – Nay, the beards are too short! ‘Tis But who’s this threatening to spoil the party? ‘Tis W.I. – Nay, the beards are too short! ‘Tis Huguenots again? Nay, no whiff o’ garlick. Tis Calico Jack Chinless the infamous buccaneer. Huguenots again? Nay, no whiff o’ garlick. Tis Calico Jack Chinless the infamous buccaneer.

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And look who be at his side, his rival, Violent Vincent Arbuthnot! What heinous piece of deviltry And look who be at his side, his rival, Violent Vincent Arbuthnot! What heinous piece of deviltry can have brought these two rascals together?can have brought these two rascals together?

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Shortly the gentry and staff are being put to harsh language !Shortly the gentry and staff are being put to harsh language !

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It seems that Trelawny was recently appointed Treasurer to the Brethren O’ the Coast – It seems that Trelawny was recently appointed Treasurer to the Brethren O’ the Coast – whereat he made off with the boodle. So they sent Blind Phew (an odour problem) and Medium whereat he made off with the boodle. So they sent Blind Phew (an odour problem) and Medium Nick L. Plating (the differently legged chappy) to hand him Black Spot ( a rather smelly labrador Nick L. Plating (the differently legged chappy) to hand him Black Spot ( a rather smelly labrador

I believe) and have come to discuss it in person.I believe) and have come to discuss it in person.

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But Harkee! Dissension raises its ugly head as Calico Jack wants to blow Trelawny from the But Harkee! Dissension raises its ugly head as Calico Jack wants to blow Trelawny from the carronade (some kind of fruit drink made out of carrons, I expect) while Vinny wants to pelt him carronade (some kind of fruit drink made out of carrons, I expect) while Vinny wants to pelt him

wi’ soft cushions. In the end they compromise, Grasp goes down the well and the Lord wi’ soft cushions. In the end they compromise, Grasp goes down the well and the Lord Lieutenant in the stocks.Lieutenant in the stocks.

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Now the staff are set to gathering pelf and piling it on the drive – all the riches o’ the Now the staff are set to gathering pelf and piling it on the drive – all the riches o’ the Spanish Main, dubloons, trinket o’ price and fancy kickshaws from a Hidalgo’s Spanish Main, dubloons, trinket o’ price and fancy kickshaws from a Hidalgo’s

hacienda in Hispaniola – damn, now I’ve got to put my teeth back in!hacienda in Hispaniola – damn, now I’ve got to put my teeth back in!

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Oh dear, ‘tis cutlasses on the front lawn - all because Betty, the buxom buttery Oh dear, ‘tis cutlasses on the front lawn - all because Betty, the buxom buttery babe, and Pretty Pru, the pantry princess, have decided to join in their own babe, and Pretty Pru, the pantry princess, have decided to join in their own

ravishment – thus annoying two of the female pirates who have started laying ravishment – thus annoying two of the female pirates who have started laying about them in a fit of jealous pique – one or two points being very sharply about them in a fit of jealous pique – one or two points being very sharply

made indeed!made indeed!

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And now, Lookee! The game really is up. For didn’t young Jim And now, Lookee! The game really is up. For didn’t young Jim Hawkins (Argh Jamlid!) slip off all slippery like while ye were eyeing Hawkins (Argh Jamlid!) slip off all slippery like while ye were eyeing yon Betty and now here he is wi’ local militia in tow – and five good yon Betty and now here he is wi’ local militia in tow – and five good

rascals down in the first volley! All very discouraging!rascals down in the first volley! All very discouraging!

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Now ‘tis Calico Jack and Vinny in stocks – wi’ Lord Lieutenant Now ‘tis Calico Jack and Vinny in stocks – wi’ Lord Lieutenant regaling ‘em on their fate. Meantime the militia have taken the treasure regaling ‘em on their fate. Meantime the militia have taken the treasure off for safe keeping – no, really – and in all that hurrahing and roaring off for safe keeping – no, really – and in all that hurrahing and roaring

there’s no chance o’ hearing the whimper from the well! Oh well!there’s no chance o’ hearing the whimper from the well! Oh well!