Office Banter For Salesmen

“I’m not teaching people to be funny, I’m pointing out the comic ability and confidence they have within themselves”

–Mike Francis. Author, Banter Books.

Office and workplace quips, banter and even flirty chat-up lines by a professional stand-up comic.

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Banter is the use of witty quips and remarks in a good-humored teasing way. A banter master just waits for an everyday situation to arise, and always seems to have the right funny quip for the right situation. Banter appears sharp, witty and spontaneous but it isn’t, and here’s the inside secret direct from the horse’s mouth, a stand-up comedian,

“Banter is simply a memorized list of lightning-fast quips for common situations” and here’s the key. You need to have a few "spontaneous" responses ready to go, and you need to let situations trigger your banter as they arise.

Yes, the key to being spontaneous is to plan!

All you need is a little ammo and you’ll find plenty in this pocket book.

It’s not a joke book, it’s not a tool to make you the next Jimmy Carr, it’s a collection of around a hundred hand chosen quips that Don’t need expert comic timing.

Quick puns and comebacks that will make you the center of attention.

Banter is the little devil on your shoulder that helps you cross the line from boring and polite to cheeky and charismatic. All you have to do is memorize one or two and weave them into your daily routine.